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Pinker, Paler, Scolder....Pie

by ponichaeism
When Pinkie Pie's new neighbor lets slip she knows one of Pinkie's deepest, darkest secrets, the pink party pony suspects one of her friends is telling tales. But can she smoke out the tattletale before she goes off the deep end?

Despite Pinkie Pie priding herself as friend to everypony in Ponyville, she's never seen eye-to-eye with the matriarch of the new family across the way. But her resentment towards the party-pooping Polly T. Burro turns into outright paranoia when the donkey lets slip she knows one of Pinkie's secrets. But how could she? Only four ponies, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity were there for the incident in question, and Pinkie Pinkie-Promised them all to secrecy.

She comes to the conclusion that one of her friends is telling tales. Christening herself 'Smiles' to conceal her identity, she'll have to rely on the help of her erstwhile assistant 'Mr. Gummy-yum' and reluctant librarian Twilight Sparkle to root out whoever's betraying her confidence before her deepest, darkest secret is revealed. But as the tangled web of deceit she's weaving gets stickier and sticker, will Pinkie be able to keep herself from getting permanently stuck out in the cold?

Everyone
On Hiatus
Slice of Life
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
 
MMGPM

3583 words: Estimated 18 minutes to read

2 Chapters:

  1. Chapter 1: Call for the Bed 2013-02-01 01:43:15 UTC
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  2. Chapter 2: Keeping Up Zoning Clearances 2013-02-03 23:49:09 UTC
    2064