Twilight: The Bookless Mareby Ambrosia_Firehoof13ChaptersDevious Planning?NO BOOKS FOR YOU!!!Bad Twilight!Seriously?Devious Planning?It's a peaceful day in Ponyville. As always everypony is enjoying mid-summer's afternoon outdoors. Well, almost everypony. Twilight, oh sweet Twilight. Confining herself to her room with those crazy books of hers. Nopony sees how she can just shut out the world like she does. So much studying and not much comes out of it. Golden Oaks Library "Twilight," Spike calls up the stairs. "Princess Celestia is coming to Ponyville to visit you today!" He begins climbing the stairs talking the entire way up. "She says that she wants to spend some time with you and see how you've been-" He stops and shakes his head as he reaches her open doorway and realizes she wasn't paying one bit of attention to anything he had just said. "Oh brother, why do I even bother with it?" He grins and walks over to her. "Hey Twilight." She doesn't even look up from her book. "So, seeing as you aren't really paying attention you wouldn't mind if I were to burn one of your books would you?" "What?! Don't you dare Spike!" She reels around and stares at him incredulously. "Why in the name of Luna would I let you do that?" "Good, now that I have your attention. As I was saying Princess Celestia is coming to visit you today." "She is? Why?" Twilight begins to panic. "She isn't making me take a test is she? Oh man, I haven't been studying hard enough. What if she has something on there that I can't answer? What if she wants an immediate friendship report? What if-" Spike cuts her off by shoving his claw into her mouth. "Calm down Twilight. Sheesh, she isn't making you take a test. She just wants to visit you and see how you been. Is that so illegal?" Twilight sighs, "No, I guess you're right. I really do need to stop freaking out. I just don't normally get visits like that from Princess Celestia. When did you say she's coming again?" Spike facepalms and sighs, "She's coming today as in this afternoon." He looks to the clock. "Well, I guess that means you have about three hours before she shows up." Twilight immediately runs off into the bathroom to begin getting ready. "What is up with her today...No Spike it's just Twilight being Twilight." With that he heads back down the stairs and decides to see what Rarity is up to. Carousel Botique Spike calmly pushes open the door to the Botique and hears the little bell ring letting Rarity know that somepony, some dragon in this case, was there. "Just one moment Deary. I'll be right with you," he hears from somewhere off in the other room. It wasn't but a few minutes later that Rarity walked out of the room with her mane somewhat a mess and her red glasses a bit askew upon her nose. "Hello Spike. What brings you here today?" "I needed to get out of the library and away from Twilight for a bit. I don't know what's up with her nowadays...She seems to not wanna do anything, but study. I mean seriously. It took me telling her that I was gonna set one of her books on fire just to get her attention." "Oh my, seems like she really is getting out of hoof about the studying. Well, there isn't really anything we can do about it, is there? I mean she lives in a library. She's always surrounded by them. We can't just take them away from her." "Yeah, actually I think we could," Spike says with a grin. "What do you mean," Rarity asks cautiously. "Well, what if Princess Celestia took them away from her for a while. Maybe she could forbid her from books for like a week or so." "I don't know Spike. You remember what it was like with Pinkie Pie when we put her on a diet. What if Twilight goes just as crazy or worse?" "Honestly you have a point, but I just can't take it. I mean I'm getting tired of having to repeat myself every two seconds because she was paying attention to a book instead of something as important as the Princess or her friends. I understand being prepared for things. I like a good book just as much as the next pony, but I can't take it anymore." "I see your point. Well, I guess we can try, but I really don't think this is going to work." "Oh it'll work my dear Rarity, it will work." Spike chuckles a bit. "We just have to do a bit of extreme planning." "Alright, but don't say I didn't warn you Spike." Rarity sighs for what seems to be the fiftieth time that day and follows the baby dragon back outside after inspecting herself in the mirror and making herself presentable. Golden Oaks Library Twilight desperately searches through her closet trying to find her saddlebags. "Oh, where's Spike when I need him? He almost always knows where all my stuff is." She digs and throws eveything out into a pile until she finally gives up and goes downstairs into the kitchen for some tea. "Well at least I don't look like a nightmare right now." Moments later she hears a knock on her door. "Oh man. I hope that isn't the Princess yet." She hurriedly finishes her tea and puts her cup in the sink before walking over and opening the door. Just as she gets it fully open she is tackled by a cyan and orange blur. "AH!" She yells out before she looks around to see Rainbow Dash and Applejack both clutching at their sides with hysteria. "You two scared the hay outta me! What is wrong with you two?" Twilight seethes at them. "Oh Twilight, you should've saw the look on your face. Priceless," Rainbow says between fits of laughter. "Ooohwee Twilight, y'all sure do know how to flip on us. I don't think I've seen ya that scared in a long time," Applejack says still laughing as well. "Sometimes I don't even know how I can put up with you two. Everytime I turn around you two are doing something to me," Twilight says a bit more forceful than she had intended. "Well, if you didn't make it so easy to do we might not do it as often," Rainbow Dash points out waving a hoof in the air for emphasis. "Uh-huh, right. Well, if you two don't have anything important to discuss I suggest you leave so I can finish getting ready to spend the day with the Princess." "Sheesh, Twilight. It was just a little fun. No need to be so mean about it." Rainbow rolls her eyes as she says this and turns to walk out the door. "I'm sorry, no please just go." "Alright," Rainbow and Applejack both say at the same time. "Later." With that they both walk out the door and off to enjoy the summer day. "Grrr...why can't they just let me be for once," Twilight says to herself as she continues getting everything ready to go. "Oh, there it is!" She smiles and grabs her saddlebags that had been hanging on the rack just inside the doorway, grabs the few things she needs and decides to sit out on the bench with a book while she waits for Princess Celestia. Ponyville Town Square Rarity and Spike both are sitting upon a bench as Rainbow Dash and Applejack shove each other back in forth as they pass through. Normally Rarity wouldn't say a word to them seeing as they always seem to be either challenging each other or just goofing off in general. Spike on the other hoof, claw in this case, can't help but call to them. "What's up Applejack? How's it hangin' Rainbow Dash?" He begins to walk towards them. "Oh, it's hangin' alright," Rainbow Dash says as she scoops him up with a wing and dangles him in the air with her tail wrapped around his left foot. "Really Rainbow Dash, can't ya just leave the poor feller alone fer once," Applejack asks trying not to laugh. "I could, but then I wouldn't be having any fun." Spike proceeds to try and grab at Rainbow's tail, but can't seem to lift himself high enough to do so. Instead he does the next best thing. "Hey Rainbow Dash, if you let me down from here I won't tell Twilight about your little secret." He chuckles and then falls painfully to the ground. "You wouldn't dare tell her about that! Would you?" She leans down and whispers the last part. "Oh yes I would. If you don't stop with your hanging of the dragon here I wouldn't have to resort to being so low." "And just what little secret would ya be speakin' of Rainbow Dash? It idn't the one I'm thinkin' is it," Applejack asks coming up close to Rainbow Dash. Rainbow only proceeds to drop her head and blush. "Ah always knew ya had a thing for Twilight," Applejack teases her. "No I don't! Why would I care about that when it comes to an egghead like Twilight," Rainbow Dash responds loudly. "Cause ya wanner flank that's why," Applejack continues. "No I don't. Even if I did what business of yours would it be?" Rainbow Dash jumps in the air as she says this and flies off to pout in a nearby tree. "We can still see you Rainbow Dash," Spike calls out chuckling a bit. "That's all good and everything, but if you can't tell I don't care." She turns away from them and stares off into the sky. "Well, I guess you wouldn't want to know what I have planned for Twilight then," Spike says with a devious grin. Just as easy as that Rainbow Dash makes her way over to them again at Pinkie Speed. "What was that about a plan for Twilight?" "Ya kinda got me in'erested as well," Applejack says cracking her neck. "Well, me and Rarity actually were talking about it before we came over here," Spike begins. "We kinda were wanting to talk to Princess Celestia and see if we can get her to get Twilight away from her books for a while. I'm talking like a week when I say a while." They both look at him as if he is insane. "What?!" The two of them ask at the same time, looking like the eyes in their skulls are about to pop right out from surprise. "Have ya lost yer mind," Applejack asks after she regains her ability to speak again. "Yeah, really Spike. Don't you remember when we put Pinkie on that crazy diet," Rainbow Dash agrees. "Well, of course I remember that, but I doubt Twilight can be as bad as Pinkie without her daily dose of sugar," Spike says trying to reassure them. "I told you it was a bad idea Spike," Rarity says finally getting off the bench and walking over to them to stand between Rainbow Dash and Applejack. "Yeah, yeah. Even still I wanna try it," he responds waving a claw dismissively. Speaking of the Princess, here she comes now." NO BOOKS FOR YOU!!!Ponyville Town Square Celestia makes her descent to Ponyville quite slowly. She decided before she had came to not even worry about a chariot. She thought that she would instead just stretch her wings and take a leisurely flight. As she finally lands in Ponville Town Square she notices Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Spike waiting for her. "Well, what do we have here my faithful subjects?" She smiles warmly at them as she places her wings back to her sides once more. "Well howdy there Princess, it's good ta see ya here," Applejack says as she and the others bow. "Come now. No need to bow. Stand up and tell me how you all are doing on this fine summer day." "Pretty good," Rainbow Dash says. "I've been well," Applejack answers. "I can't complain," Rarity replies. "Sure you can Rarity. I've heard you complain about everything there is," Rainbow Dash teases her. "I do not complain about everything," Rarity says staring at Rainbow in a pout. "Yeah, uh-huh," Spike interupts. "I do believe we wanted to discuss something with the Princess, no?" "Oh, and what would that be Spike," Celestia says raising an eyebrow. "Well, you see," he begins while scratching the back of his head with a clawed hand. "We were wondering-" "You were wondering," Rarity corrects him. "Yeah, I was wondering if you could possibly get Twilight away from her books for about a week or so. I mean seriously, I don't get to spend any time with her except when I'm there helping her with books. I know I shouldn't complain and everything, but I just get sick and tired of being there when it's nothing but books all the time. Oh, and don't even get me started on how tired I am of having to repeat myself because she's so entranced in a book!" Spike hangs his head slightly and sighs. "Well Spike. I can see you have quite a bit of thought put into this. If you think that it is so bad, then I will discuss it with her while I am with her today. Will that be okay?" Princess Celestia lifts his head up with a hoof and looks him in the eye with a smile. "Yeah. That's fine. Just...oh, nevermind," he says and sighs again as he turns and walks away. "Jeez, it's really getting to him isn't it," Rainbow says. "I've never seen him that down over something like that." "Well, I guess I'll have to do something then," Celestia says and begins walking to the library. Golden Oaks Library Twilight is on the bench outside of her library reading once again and not even noticing Princess Celestia approaching her. She chuckles as she reads a certain sentence in Sexty Positions for the Lusty Mare while waiting. "Whatcha reading Twilight?" She doesn't answer, but continues reading instead. "I guess Spike was right. She's not even responding to me." Celestia grins as a thought comes to her mind. "What if I..." She pushes her hoof out and causes the book to close on Twilight's muzzle. "Ah, dammit! Can't a pony just relax with a good-" She stops short of finishing her sentence when she lays eyes upon Celestia. "Princess! I'm so sorry." She quickly bows down. "It's quite alright Twilight. It seems we have much to discuss." Twilight nearly collapses when she realizes that Celestia had caught her reading a sex book. "Yeah, I guess we do. Well, would you like to go inside," Twilight asks with a smile. "No, I was thinking we could go for a walk and talk during that," Celestia responds trotting off towards the center of town. "Oh man, I can't believe she caught me reading that book. Me and my curiousity," Twilight says shaking her head and chasing after her mentor. "Well, I guess I had better start of by saying it's good to see you my faithful student." "The same to you Princess. I've been doing a lot of research lately and I'll be sure to include it all in my next letter to you." "I'm sure you will, now I have one question for you," Celestia says with a small smile on her face. "What is it Princess," Twilight asks turning her head to look at her. "What exactly were you reading?" Twilight blushes deeply and looks away. "Oh nothing. J-just some n-new research," she manages to stammer out. "Uh-huh, well I believe Sexty Positions for Lusty Mares would be some really hot research am I wrong?" Celestia giggles as Twilight blushes deep and nearly trips over her hooves. "I was hoping you wouldn't have caught me reading that," Twilight sighs as she continues walking with her mentor. "Oh yeah, and why's that? Is there somepony you are trying to impress?" Celestia stops walking and looks down at Twilight sheepishly. "Well, um...no. I mean...not exactly. Alright, yes." Twilight stares at a nearby rock that had become very interesting at the moment while she answered. "Do I know this pony?" "Possibly." "Does she perhaps have a cyan coat," Celestia raises a brow as Twilight pokes the ground with a hoof not answering. "Maybe a rainbow colored mane and tail?" "Was it really that easy to figure out?" "Oh, I would have to say yes. I see the way you look at her everytime she is around you. Although I guess I should discuss the other thing I was needing to speak about," Celestia says as she begins walking again. "Alright. I'm all ears Princess." Twilight follows closely. "Spike brought up an issue to me and I'm afraid that I must agree with him. I believe you need to lay off the books for a while," Celestia says calmly. "What? Why Princess? Am I really reading that much?" Celestia looks at Twilight in shock at the last question. "Well, it seems that even when I say something to you while you are reading that you don't pay attention. I don't blame him for becoming tiresome of the repeat process of having to say everything he had just said to you." She stops to stare down Twilight. "I pay attention. He doesn't have to repeat himself all the time," Twilight says defensively. "Oh really? If I were to ask your friends about that what do you think they would say," Celestia responds calmly. "I don't know. What if I limit myself to only four books a day?" "I don't believe that is good enough." "Three books?" "No." "Two books," Twilight says beginning to panic. "No. I was thinking no books for a week." "WHAT?!" "You heard me, I want you to stay out of books for a full week. It will give you some time to spend with your friends and more importantly Spike. He was quite upset that he hasn't gotten to spend any quality non-book related time with you." Twilight sighs softly, "Alright...I'll try." "I don't just want you to try Twilight. I want you to do it. I don't want you to read a book for a whole week. Actually I don't even want you to touch a book for a whole week. If you do I'll know. I'm going to put a spell on every book in the library and within fifty miles of Ponyville just to let me know. Don't disappoint me Twilight." Twilight left eye twitches and she falls back onto her haunches. "A full week? No reading? Not even touching a book?" "That's right. One week and no less. Seeing as we have finished this discussion I must be off to do some Royal business. I shall meet you back at the library in two hours time." With that Celestia spreads her wings and takes off into the sky. Bad Twilight!Twilight sits upon her haunches watching as Princess Celestia flies away. "One whole week...No books..." Her eye begins to twitch. "One whole week! NO BOOKS!!!" Suddenly she burts out with anger sending a bout of magic into a nearby house and causing it to turn into what seems to be a mutant Wynona. "I'll show her one week without books!!!" Twilight storms off as the mutant doghouse begins eating an applestand in which Big Mac is running. Everypony scatters as they see Twilight go from angry to infuriated when she sets eyes upon Spike whom was just on the other side of the market. "SPIKE! YOU WIIIIILLLLL PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!" She kicks her deliberate slow trot into a full on gallop towards Spike. He sees this and dodges quickly out of the way as Twilight passes right through where he was and slams horn first into a tree. Spike stares on in horror as Twilight suddenly snaps completely. Her coat becomes white, her eyes turn red, and her mane and tail turn into searing flames. The tree immediately bursts apart and shards of bark and wood fly in every direction. Spike tries to run, but his fear holds him in place. Slowly Twilight turns her attention to him. "Spike...I. Will. Destroy. YOU!!!" She shoots a bout of magic in his direction only this time her magic is a concentrated flame that burns the ground where he was just standing before he dodged the blow again. He screams and runs off as quickly as his little stubby dragon legs can carry him. "OH NO YOU DON'T," Twilight screams running after him. She continues to send magic in his direction only to miss by mere inches and cause buildings, bushes, trees, and the like to turn into odd creatures, flaming spires, and just completely dissinegrate. "Twilight snap out of it," he yells desperately trying to escape her psychotic grasp. She only laughs maniacally and continues with her attacks. A sudden blur of blue and rainbow color drops down, grabs Spike by his flailing arms, and flies up quickly. He looks up and sighs as he sees Rainbow Dash. She smiles back and flies quickly dodging magical attacks all the way. They both hear Twilight scream in rage and begin to chase after them. Carousel Botique Rarity watches in horror as her front door blasts open and the shards reform into what seem to be miniture timberwolves. She screams and jumps up on top of her model podium throwing anything within hoof's reach at the advancing mini-timbers. "Get back you uncouth beasts," she yells at them. "Don't make me chip a hoof." In The Sky Both Rainbow Dash and Spike hear a piercing scream off in the distance. "Rarity," They yell in unison. Rainbow Dash quickly turns and dives towards the dress makers shop. Another scream reaches them follow by, "Don't make me use this! I will destroy you!" Rainbow and Spike share a nervous glance before running through the doorway and falling over in laughter at the site. "Don't just-" Rarity begins, but stops when she sees Rainbow Dash and Spike doubled over in hysteria. "What's so funny?" Rainbow Dash recovers first and answers. "You. Standing. *hahaa* Standing. Umbrella. *Bwahahahaha* I can't believe it." She falls over again laughing harder. Spike stands up finally gathering himself and says, "Don't worry Rarity I'm coming to your aid." He grabs the fireplace poker and swings it wildly knocking the mini-timbers out of the way and causing most of them to shatter into little wooden splinters. He does this until the poker flies out of his claws and right out the window. "Oh horsefeathers..." Within that split second Rarity launches herself from the podium, squashes the last two mini-timbers with her forehooves, and launches Spike onto her back before galloping out the door with Rainbow Dash, now undercontrol, following close behind. The Streets of Ponyville Twilight breathes heavily as she looks around, smoke curling out from her nostrils. "When I catch him I will destroy him. One week without books. HA! Not gonna happen." She looks slowly around her for any sign of the purple dragon as her left eye twitches. As she searches Spike, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity sneak behind a tree nearby and breathe slowly trying to calm their nerves. "I didn't think it would be this bad. I mean seriously. She burst into flame. I've only seen that happen a couple times." He begins to breathe heavily almost unable to keep himself under control. Rainbow Dash smacks him across the face. "Spike. Stop it. Stay calm, don't panic. I'm sure she'll calm down soon." "I don't know Rainbow Dash, she seemed pretty crazed when she saw me. She tried to run me through with her horn for Celestia's sake!" He shudders thinking about it again. "If I hadn't moved out of the way and let her slam into that tree I would probably not be standing here right now." "I can hear you Spike! Show yourself! I won't destroy you," Twilight says with a twitch in her voice on the last sentence. "Yeah right. I'm not going out there. We need to find- AH!!!" Twilight's face appears from the side of the tree given them all a death glare. "Found you," she growls at them causing them all to scream and run. "You won't escape this time!!!" She rushes after Spike with a malicious glint in her red eyes. "I probably won't, but by Luna I'm gonna try!" He picks up the pace and rushes down a nearby alley trying to find any means of escape. She lets out a psychotic laugh and poofs in a bout of magic and reappears in front of him barring the way. "Oh crud!" He slowly backs away as she steps forward smiling like a madmare. "E-easy Twilight...I-I d-don't wa-wanna hurt you. I was only tr-trying t-to help...I-I promise," he says putting his claws up in front of his face to try and protect himself. "Hi Twilight! Ooooh, your all flamey and everything. You need me to cool you down? Well, I don't think I could so here's a frying pan!" Pinkie seemingly pops up out of nowhere and slams a large frying pan into the back of Twilight's head causing her to crumple and slowly fade back to her regular lavender coat color. "Thanks Pinkie," Spike says turning towards her. "What the? Where'd she go? Oh well, just Pinkie being Pinkie." He quickly finds the others who had finally reached Applejack and tells them what happened. "Well, Ah guess we need ta get 'er back ta the library 'fore she causes more trouble," Applejack says lifting Twilight onto her back and slowly begins her way back to Golden Oaks Library. "Geeze, she's heavier than Ah remember," Applejack says pretty much to herself on the way. Seriously?Golden Oaks Library Twilight wakes with the biggest headache of her life. "Ugh...What happened?" She presses her hoof against the side of her head and then wishes she never did as it nearly makes her collapse with pain. Slowly she looks around and realizes she had somehow gotten back into her room and also into her own bed. "How in the-" "Well howdy Twilight. Good ta see ya up and movin'," Applejack says walking through the doorway causing Twilight to scream and nearly jump to the ceiling like a cat does when it gets spooked. "How'd I get back here? I don't remember anything," Twilight says approaching Applejack and giving her a puzzled look. "Well," she begins. "Ah kinda had ta carry ya here. Ya went all madmare and started jus' destroyin' everythin' in sight." "Really? Oh gods. That means it wasn't a dream." Twilight hangs her head and sits back on her haunches. "So I'm really not allowed to read books for a week then?" She looks up to Applejack curiously. "Yeah. No books fer a week Twi. Sorry," Applejack says refusing to meet Twilight's gaze. Twilight's left eye twitches again, but she perks up suddenly. "Well, that means I only have six more days!" "Actually Twilight. Yer time didn't start 'til today. So, ya still got seven ta go." Applejack winces as Twilight nearly exploads again. "I can't go seven more days without books! What if I need the answer to something and nopony can tell me what it is? What if I have to do a report and I don't have any material to do it with? How does anypony expect me to do anything if I CAN'T READ BOOKS?!" "Now, now Twilight. No need ta get all crazy. It's only a week," Applejack says nervously, shifting uncomfortably and tensing up as if she's going to bolt out of the door. "ONLY A WEEK?! MORE LIKE FOREVER!!!" Twilight begins seething and walks slowly towards Applejack with an evil glint in her eyes. Seeing this Applejack stumbles backwards and trips down the stairs as she's pushed back by Twilight's intense stare. Twilight however doesn't even notice as she jumps the staircase completely and stalks into the middle of the library grumbling the entire way. "Hey Apple-Oh dear." Spike stops dead in his tracks as he watches his caretaker growl, raise her hoof and send the pony head on her table sailing across the room to shatter savagely against the wall. She tries to poof out of the room with her magic, but soon realizes that her magic isn't working. "What the?" She reaches her hoof up to her forehead and notices that her horn is in fact, missing. "Where's my horn?!" She asks slightly panicked. "Twi, Ah was gonna let ya know that Princess Celestia came by last night and felt that ya would be safer off without yer horn. She kinda took it." Applejack slowly got back to her hooves and looked Twilight over carefully. Even though her horn was gone, Applejack was uneasy with how powerful Twilight was with her magic. Spike looks at Twilight fearfully. He hadn't noticed that her horn was gone until that moment. With Twilight's eye twitching for what seemed to be the hundredth time in the last two days he was becoming more nervous than a pegasus foal before it's final flight test. Applejack was feeling much the same. "Twilight," Spike started. "Spike...don't bother me. I don't wanna here it. This is still your fault," Twilight said coldly walking forward and standing only inches from the small purple dragon. She fit her gaze upon him with a murderous glint. "When I get my magic back I'm going to make you pay." She suddenly smiled and began laughing maniaclly. Before either one of them could say a word she slammed the front door open and treked out into the streets, laughing the entire way. Carousel Botique "C'mon Rarity. This is so boring! How do I always get dragged into being your fashion lacky," Rainbow Dash whined. She watched Rarity move around the room completely ignoring the question. She sighed in both boredom and frustration. "Rainbow Dash where are you going?" Rarity had turned around to see the cyan pegasus opening a window and trying to sneak out. Rainbow reluctantly landed back on the ground and looked at Rarity in an entirely bored expression. Rarity rolled her eyes. "Just get back up there. I'm almost done." "Ugh. Alright, but seriously. How do I always end up doing this for you?" "Because you are my friend and you like helping me darling," Rarity replied simply. Once again Rainbow Dash sighed and begrudgingly stepped back up onto the modeling stand. "You got me there. I can't leave my friends hangin'. Even if I have to dress up in rediculously pink outfits." She shook her head in disgust as she looked at the outfit she was wearing. It was indeed the most embarressing thing Rainbow Dash had ever worn. The outfit consisted of a set of bright pink socks, a frilly pink pair of what were supposed to be underwear, although they revealed more than what they covered, and a bright pink bow upon her head. "Seriously though. What else could you possibly put into this outfit? I mean it doesn't even have much to begin with." Rarity only giggled at the question and continued with what she was doing. "Pefect. Just what it needs!" She walked back over to where Rainbow was standing and blew some kind of dust that caused Rainbow Dash and the entire outfit to sparkle. "Oh man...now I look like a bucking Hearth's Warming display with all these sparkles." "Oh please, you would have to be wearing a red and green set of clothing for that deary." Rarity snickered as Rainbow Dash blushed. "Can I please just take this off now," she asked. If Rarity answered she didn't hear it due to being distracted by a lavender blur passing by the window. "Oh buck." "What is it dear?" "Twilight's loose again." Rarity nearly fainted and Rainbow Dash stripped off the embarressing clothes quickly before flying out into the streets of Ponyville as fast as her wings could take her.
Devious Planning?It's a peaceful day in Ponyville. As always everypony is enjoying mid-summer's afternoon outdoors. Well, almost everypony. Twilight, oh sweet Twilight. Confining herself to her room with those crazy books of hers. Nopony sees how she can just shut out the world like she does. So much studying and not much comes out of it. Golden Oaks Library "Twilight," Spike calls up the stairs. "Princess Celestia is coming to Ponyville to visit you today!" He begins climbing the stairs talking the entire way up. "She says that she wants to spend some time with you and see how you've been-" He stops and shakes his head as he reaches her open doorway and realizes she wasn't paying one bit of attention to anything he had just said. "Oh brother, why do I even bother with it?" He grins and walks over to her. "Hey Twilight." She doesn't even look up from her book. "So, seeing as you aren't really paying attention you wouldn't mind if I were to burn one of your books would you?" "What?! Don't you dare Spike!" She reels around and stares at him incredulously. "Why in the name of Luna would I let you do that?" "Good, now that I have your attention. As I was saying Princess Celestia is coming to visit you today." "She is? Why?" Twilight begins to panic. "She isn't making me take a test is she? Oh man, I haven't been studying hard enough. What if she has something on there that I can't answer? What if she wants an immediate friendship report? What if-" Spike cuts her off by shoving his claw into her mouth. "Calm down Twilight. Sheesh, she isn't making you take a test. She just wants to visit you and see how you been. Is that so illegal?" Twilight sighs, "No, I guess you're right. I really do need to stop freaking out. I just don't normally get visits like that from Princess Celestia. When did you say she's coming again?" Spike facepalms and sighs, "She's coming today as in this afternoon." He looks to the clock. "Well, I guess that means you have about three hours before she shows up." Twilight immediately runs off into the bathroom to begin getting ready. "What is up with her today...No Spike it's just Twilight being Twilight." With that he heads back down the stairs and decides to see what Rarity is up to. Carousel Botique Spike calmly pushes open the door to the Botique and hears the little bell ring letting Rarity know that somepony, some dragon in this case, was there. "Just one moment Deary. I'll be right with you," he hears from somewhere off in the other room. It wasn't but a few minutes later that Rarity walked out of the room with her mane somewhat a mess and her red glasses a bit askew upon her nose. "Hello Spike. What brings you here today?" "I needed to get out of the library and away from Twilight for a bit. I don't know what's up with her nowadays...She seems to not wanna do anything, but study. I mean seriously. It took me telling her that I was gonna set one of her books on fire just to get her attention." "Oh my, seems like she really is getting out of hoof about the studying. Well, there isn't really anything we can do about it, is there? I mean she lives in a library. She's always surrounded by them. We can't just take them away from her." "Yeah, actually I think we could," Spike says with a grin. "What do you mean," Rarity asks cautiously. "Well, what if Princess Celestia took them away from her for a while. Maybe she could forbid her from books for like a week or so." "I don't know Spike. You remember what it was like with Pinkie Pie when we put her on a diet. What if Twilight goes just as crazy or worse?" "Honestly you have a point, but I just can't take it. I mean I'm getting tired of having to repeat myself every two seconds because she was paying attention to a book instead of something as important as the Princess or her friends. I understand being prepared for things. I like a good book just as much as the next pony, but I can't take it anymore." "I see your point. Well, I guess we can try, but I really don't think this is going to work." "Oh it'll work my dear Rarity, it will work." Spike chuckles a bit. "We just have to do a bit of extreme planning." "Alright, but don't say I didn't warn you Spike." Rarity sighs for what seems to be the fiftieth time that day and follows the baby dragon back outside after inspecting herself in the mirror and making herself presentable. Golden Oaks Library Twilight desperately searches through her closet trying to find her saddlebags. "Oh, where's Spike when I need him? He almost always knows where all my stuff is." She digs and throws eveything out into a pile until she finally gives up and goes downstairs into the kitchen for some tea. "Well at least I don't look like a nightmare right now." Moments later she hears a knock on her door. "Oh man. I hope that isn't the Princess yet." She hurriedly finishes her tea and puts her cup in the sink before walking over and opening the door. Just as she gets it fully open she is tackled by a cyan and orange blur. "AH!" She yells out before she looks around to see Rainbow Dash and Applejack both clutching at their sides with hysteria. "You two scared the hay outta me! What is wrong with you two?" Twilight seethes at them. "Oh Twilight, you should've saw the look on your face. Priceless," Rainbow says between fits of laughter. "Ooohwee Twilight, y'all sure do know how to flip on us. I don't think I've seen ya that scared in a long time," Applejack says still laughing as well. "Sometimes I don't even know how I can put up with you two. Everytime I turn around you two are doing something to me," Twilight says a bit more forceful than she had intended. "Well, if you didn't make it so easy to do we might not do it as often," Rainbow Dash points out waving a hoof in the air for emphasis. "Uh-huh, right. Well, if you two don't have anything important to discuss I suggest you leave so I can finish getting ready to spend the day with the Princess." "Sheesh, Twilight. It was just a little fun. No need to be so mean about it." Rainbow rolls her eyes as she says this and turns to walk out the door. "I'm sorry, no please just go." "Alright," Rainbow and Applejack both say at the same time. "Later." With that they both walk out the door and off to enjoy the summer day. "Grrr...why can't they just let me be for once," Twilight says to herself as she continues getting everything ready to go. "Oh, there it is!" She smiles and grabs her saddlebags that had been hanging on the rack just inside the doorway, grabs the few things she needs and decides to sit out on the bench with a book while she waits for Princess Celestia. Ponyville Town Square Rarity and Spike both are sitting upon a bench as Rainbow Dash and Applejack shove each other back in forth as they pass through. Normally Rarity wouldn't say a word to them seeing as they always seem to be either challenging each other or just goofing off in general. Spike on the other hoof, claw in this case, can't help but call to them. "What's up Applejack? How's it hangin' Rainbow Dash?" He begins to walk towards them. "Oh, it's hangin' alright," Rainbow Dash says as she scoops him up with a wing and dangles him in the air with her tail wrapped around his left foot. "Really Rainbow Dash, can't ya just leave the poor feller alone fer once," Applejack asks trying not to laugh. "I could, but then I wouldn't be having any fun." Spike proceeds to try and grab at Rainbow's tail, but can't seem to lift himself high enough to do so. Instead he does the next best thing. "Hey Rainbow Dash, if you let me down from here I won't tell Twilight about your little secret." He chuckles and then falls painfully to the ground. "You wouldn't dare tell her about that! Would you?" She leans down and whispers the last part. "Oh yes I would. If you don't stop with your hanging of the dragon here I wouldn't have to resort to being so low." "And just what little secret would ya be speakin' of Rainbow Dash? It idn't the one I'm thinkin' is it," Applejack asks coming up close to Rainbow Dash. Rainbow only proceeds to drop her head and blush. "Ah always knew ya had a thing for Twilight," Applejack teases her. "No I don't! Why would I care about that when it comes to an egghead like Twilight," Rainbow Dash responds loudly. "Cause ya wanner flank that's why," Applejack continues. "No I don't. Even if I did what business of yours would it be?" Rainbow Dash jumps in the air as she says this and flies off to pout in a nearby tree. "We can still see you Rainbow Dash," Spike calls out chuckling a bit. "That's all good and everything, but if you can't tell I don't care." She turns away from them and stares off into the sky. "Well, I guess you wouldn't want to know what I have planned for Twilight then," Spike says with a devious grin. Just as easy as that Rainbow Dash makes her way over to them again at Pinkie Speed. "What was that about a plan for Twilight?" "Ya kinda got me in'erested as well," Applejack says cracking her neck. "Well, me and Rarity actually were talking about it before we came over here," Spike begins. "We kinda were wanting to talk to Princess Celestia and see if we can get her to get Twilight away from her books for a while. I'm talking like a week when I say a while." They both look at him as if he is insane. "What?!" The two of them ask at the same time, looking like the eyes in their skulls are about to pop right out from surprise. "Have ya lost yer mind," Applejack asks after she regains her ability to speak again. "Yeah, really Spike. Don't you remember when we put Pinkie on that crazy diet," Rainbow Dash agrees. "Well, of course I remember that, but I doubt Twilight can be as bad as Pinkie without her daily dose of sugar," Spike says trying to reassure them. "I told you it was a bad idea Spike," Rarity says finally getting off the bench and walking over to them to stand between Rainbow Dash and Applejack. "Yeah, yeah. Even still I wanna try it," he responds waving a claw dismissively. Speaking of the Princess, here she comes now."
NO BOOKS FOR YOU!!!Ponyville Town Square Celestia makes her descent to Ponyville quite slowly. She decided before she had came to not even worry about a chariot. She thought that she would instead just stretch her wings and take a leisurely flight. As she finally lands in Ponville Town Square she notices Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Spike waiting for her. "Well, what do we have here my faithful subjects?" She smiles warmly at them as she places her wings back to her sides once more. "Well howdy there Princess, it's good ta see ya here," Applejack says as she and the others bow. "Come now. No need to bow. Stand up and tell me how you all are doing on this fine summer day." "Pretty good," Rainbow Dash says. "I've been well," Applejack answers. "I can't complain," Rarity replies. "Sure you can Rarity. I've heard you complain about everything there is," Rainbow Dash teases her. "I do not complain about everything," Rarity says staring at Rainbow in a pout. "Yeah, uh-huh," Spike interupts. "I do believe we wanted to discuss something with the Princess, no?" "Oh, and what would that be Spike," Celestia says raising an eyebrow. "Well, you see," he begins while scratching the back of his head with a clawed hand. "We were wondering-" "You were wondering," Rarity corrects him. "Yeah, I was wondering if you could possibly get Twilight away from her books for about a week or so. I mean seriously, I don't get to spend any time with her except when I'm there helping her with books. I know I shouldn't complain and everything, but I just get sick and tired of being there when it's nothing but books all the time. Oh, and don't even get me started on how tired I am of having to repeat myself because she's so entranced in a book!" Spike hangs his head slightly and sighs. "Well Spike. I can see you have quite a bit of thought put into this. If you think that it is so bad, then I will discuss it with her while I am with her today. Will that be okay?" Princess Celestia lifts his head up with a hoof and looks him in the eye with a smile. "Yeah. That's fine. Just...oh, nevermind," he says and sighs again as he turns and walks away. "Jeez, it's really getting to him isn't it," Rainbow says. "I've never seen him that down over something like that." "Well, I guess I'll have to do something then," Celestia says and begins walking to the library. Golden Oaks Library Twilight is on the bench outside of her library reading once again and not even noticing Princess Celestia approaching her. She chuckles as she reads a certain sentence in Sexty Positions for the Lusty Mare while waiting. "Whatcha reading Twilight?" She doesn't answer, but continues reading instead. "I guess Spike was right. She's not even responding to me." Celestia grins as a thought comes to her mind. "What if I..." She pushes her hoof out and causes the book to close on Twilight's muzzle. "Ah, dammit! Can't a pony just relax with a good-" She stops short of finishing her sentence when she lays eyes upon Celestia. "Princess! I'm so sorry." She quickly bows down. "It's quite alright Twilight. It seems we have much to discuss." Twilight nearly collapses when she realizes that Celestia had caught her reading a sex book. "Yeah, I guess we do. Well, would you like to go inside," Twilight asks with a smile. "No, I was thinking we could go for a walk and talk during that," Celestia responds trotting off towards the center of town. "Oh man, I can't believe she caught me reading that book. Me and my curiousity," Twilight says shaking her head and chasing after her mentor. "Well, I guess I had better start of by saying it's good to see you my faithful student." "The same to you Princess. I've been doing a lot of research lately and I'll be sure to include it all in my next letter to you." "I'm sure you will, now I have one question for you," Celestia says with a small smile on her face. "What is it Princess," Twilight asks turning her head to look at her. "What exactly were you reading?" Twilight blushes deeply and looks away. "Oh nothing. J-just some n-new research," she manages to stammer out. "Uh-huh, well I believe Sexty Positions for Lusty Mares would be some really hot research am I wrong?" Celestia giggles as Twilight blushes deep and nearly trips over her hooves. "I was hoping you wouldn't have caught me reading that," Twilight sighs as she continues walking with her mentor. "Oh yeah, and why's that? Is there somepony you are trying to impress?" Celestia stops walking and looks down at Twilight sheepishly. "Well, um...no. I mean...not exactly. Alright, yes." Twilight stares at a nearby rock that had become very interesting at the moment while she answered. "Do I know this pony?" "Possibly." "Does she perhaps have a cyan coat," Celestia raises a brow as Twilight pokes the ground with a hoof not answering. "Maybe a rainbow colored mane and tail?" "Was it really that easy to figure out?" "Oh, I would have to say yes. I see the way you look at her everytime she is around you. Although I guess I should discuss the other thing I was needing to speak about," Celestia says as she begins walking again. "Alright. I'm all ears Princess." Twilight follows closely. "Spike brought up an issue to me and I'm afraid that I must agree with him. I believe you need to lay off the books for a while," Celestia says calmly. "What? Why Princess? Am I really reading that much?" Celestia looks at Twilight in shock at the last question. "Well, it seems that even when I say something to you while you are reading that you don't pay attention. I don't blame him for becoming tiresome of the repeat process of having to say everything he had just said to you." She stops to stare down Twilight. "I pay attention. He doesn't have to repeat himself all the time," Twilight says defensively. "Oh really? If I were to ask your friends about that what do you think they would say," Celestia responds calmly. "I don't know. What if I limit myself to only four books a day?" "I don't believe that is good enough." "Three books?" "No." "Two books," Twilight says beginning to panic. "No. I was thinking no books for a week." "WHAT?!" "You heard me, I want you to stay out of books for a full week. It will give you some time to spend with your friends and more importantly Spike. He was quite upset that he hasn't gotten to spend any quality non-book related time with you." Twilight sighs softly, "Alright...I'll try." "I don't just want you to try Twilight. I want you to do it. I don't want you to read a book for a whole week. Actually I don't even want you to touch a book for a whole week. If you do I'll know. I'm going to put a spell on every book in the library and within fifty miles of Ponyville just to let me know. Don't disappoint me Twilight." Twilight left eye twitches and she falls back onto her haunches. "A full week? No reading? Not even touching a book?" "That's right. One week and no less. Seeing as we have finished this discussion I must be off to do some Royal business. I shall meet you back at the library in two hours time." With that Celestia spreads her wings and takes off into the sky.
Bad Twilight!Twilight sits upon her haunches watching as Princess Celestia flies away. "One whole week...No books..." Her eye begins to twitch. "One whole week! NO BOOKS!!!" Suddenly she burts out with anger sending a bout of magic into a nearby house and causing it to turn into what seems to be a mutant Wynona. "I'll show her one week without books!!!" Twilight storms off as the mutant doghouse begins eating an applestand in which Big Mac is running. Everypony scatters as they see Twilight go from angry to infuriated when she sets eyes upon Spike whom was just on the other side of the market. "SPIKE! YOU WIIIIILLLLL PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!" She kicks her deliberate slow trot into a full on gallop towards Spike. He sees this and dodges quickly out of the way as Twilight passes right through where he was and slams horn first into a tree. Spike stares on in horror as Twilight suddenly snaps completely. Her coat becomes white, her eyes turn red, and her mane and tail turn into searing flames. The tree immediately bursts apart and shards of bark and wood fly in every direction. Spike tries to run, but his fear holds him in place. Slowly Twilight turns her attention to him. "Spike...I. Will. Destroy. YOU!!!" She shoots a bout of magic in his direction only this time her magic is a concentrated flame that burns the ground where he was just standing before he dodged the blow again. He screams and runs off as quickly as his little stubby dragon legs can carry him. "OH NO YOU DON'T," Twilight screams running after him. She continues to send magic in his direction only to miss by mere inches and cause buildings, bushes, trees, and the like to turn into odd creatures, flaming spires, and just completely dissinegrate. "Twilight snap out of it," he yells desperately trying to escape her psychotic grasp. She only laughs maniacally and continues with her attacks. A sudden blur of blue and rainbow color drops down, grabs Spike by his flailing arms, and flies up quickly. He looks up and sighs as he sees Rainbow Dash. She smiles back and flies quickly dodging magical attacks all the way. They both hear Twilight scream in rage and begin to chase after them. Carousel Botique Rarity watches in horror as her front door blasts open and the shards reform into what seem to be miniture timberwolves. She screams and jumps up on top of her model podium throwing anything within hoof's reach at the advancing mini-timbers. "Get back you uncouth beasts," she yells at them. "Don't make me chip a hoof." In The Sky Both Rainbow Dash and Spike hear a piercing scream off in the distance. "Rarity," They yell in unison. Rainbow Dash quickly turns and dives towards the dress makers shop. Another scream reaches them follow by, "Don't make me use this! I will destroy you!" Rainbow and Spike share a nervous glance before running through the doorway and falling over in laughter at the site. "Don't just-" Rarity begins, but stops when she sees Rainbow Dash and Spike doubled over in hysteria. "What's so funny?" Rainbow Dash recovers first and answers. "You. Standing. *hahaa* Standing. Umbrella. *Bwahahahaha* I can't believe it." She falls over again laughing harder. Spike stands up finally gathering himself and says, "Don't worry Rarity I'm coming to your aid." He grabs the fireplace poker and swings it wildly knocking the mini-timbers out of the way and causing most of them to shatter into little wooden splinters. He does this until the poker flies out of his claws and right out the window. "Oh horsefeathers..." Within that split second Rarity launches herself from the podium, squashes the last two mini-timbers with her forehooves, and launches Spike onto her back before galloping out the door with Rainbow Dash, now undercontrol, following close behind. The Streets of Ponyville Twilight breathes heavily as she looks around, smoke curling out from her nostrils. "When I catch him I will destroy him. One week without books. HA! Not gonna happen." She looks slowly around her for any sign of the purple dragon as her left eye twitches. As she searches Spike, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity sneak behind a tree nearby and breathe slowly trying to calm their nerves. "I didn't think it would be this bad. I mean seriously. She burst into flame. I've only seen that happen a couple times." He begins to breathe heavily almost unable to keep himself under control. Rainbow Dash smacks him across the face. "Spike. Stop it. Stay calm, don't panic. I'm sure she'll calm down soon." "I don't know Rainbow Dash, she seemed pretty crazed when she saw me. She tried to run me through with her horn for Celestia's sake!" He shudders thinking about it again. "If I hadn't moved out of the way and let her slam into that tree I would probably not be standing here right now." "I can hear you Spike! Show yourself! I won't destroy you," Twilight says with a twitch in her voice on the last sentence. "Yeah right. I'm not going out there. We need to find- AH!!!" Twilight's face appears from the side of the tree given them all a death glare. "Found you," she growls at them causing them all to scream and run. "You won't escape this time!!!" She rushes after Spike with a malicious glint in her red eyes. "I probably won't, but by Luna I'm gonna try!" He picks up the pace and rushes down a nearby alley trying to find any means of escape. She lets out a psychotic laugh and poofs in a bout of magic and reappears in front of him barring the way. "Oh crud!" He slowly backs away as she steps forward smiling like a madmare. "E-easy Twilight...I-I d-don't wa-wanna hurt you. I was only tr-trying t-to help...I-I promise," he says putting his claws up in front of his face to try and protect himself. "Hi Twilight! Ooooh, your all flamey and everything. You need me to cool you down? Well, I don't think I could so here's a frying pan!" Pinkie seemingly pops up out of nowhere and slams a large frying pan into the back of Twilight's head causing her to crumple and slowly fade back to her regular lavender coat color. "Thanks Pinkie," Spike says turning towards her. "What the? Where'd she go? Oh well, just Pinkie being Pinkie." He quickly finds the others who had finally reached Applejack and tells them what happened. "Well, Ah guess we need ta get 'er back ta the library 'fore she causes more trouble," Applejack says lifting Twilight onto her back and slowly begins her way back to Golden Oaks Library. "Geeze, she's heavier than Ah remember," Applejack says pretty much to herself on the way.
Seriously?Golden Oaks Library Twilight wakes with the biggest headache of her life. "Ugh...What happened?" She presses her hoof against the side of her head and then wishes she never did as it nearly makes her collapse with pain. Slowly she looks around and realizes she had somehow gotten back into her room and also into her own bed. "How in the-" "Well howdy Twilight. Good ta see ya up and movin'," Applejack says walking through the doorway causing Twilight to scream and nearly jump to the ceiling like a cat does when it gets spooked. "How'd I get back here? I don't remember anything," Twilight says approaching Applejack and giving her a puzzled look. "Well," she begins. "Ah kinda had ta carry ya here. Ya went all madmare and started jus' destroyin' everythin' in sight." "Really? Oh gods. That means it wasn't a dream." Twilight hangs her head and sits back on her haunches. "So I'm really not allowed to read books for a week then?" She looks up to Applejack curiously. "Yeah. No books fer a week Twi. Sorry," Applejack says refusing to meet Twilight's gaze. Twilight's left eye twitches again, but she perks up suddenly. "Well, that means I only have six more days!" "Actually Twilight. Yer time didn't start 'til today. So, ya still got seven ta go." Applejack winces as Twilight nearly exploads again. "I can't go seven more days without books! What if I need the answer to something and nopony can tell me what it is? What if I have to do a report and I don't have any material to do it with? How does anypony expect me to do anything if I CAN'T READ BOOKS?!" "Now, now Twilight. No need ta get all crazy. It's only a week," Applejack says nervously, shifting uncomfortably and tensing up as if she's going to bolt out of the door. "ONLY A WEEK?! MORE LIKE FOREVER!!!" Twilight begins seething and walks slowly towards Applejack with an evil glint in her eyes. Seeing this Applejack stumbles backwards and trips down the stairs as she's pushed back by Twilight's intense stare. Twilight however doesn't even notice as she jumps the staircase completely and stalks into the middle of the library grumbling the entire way. "Hey Apple-Oh dear." Spike stops dead in his tracks as he watches his caretaker growl, raise her hoof and send the pony head on her table sailing across the room to shatter savagely against the wall. She tries to poof out of the room with her magic, but soon realizes that her magic isn't working. "What the?" She reaches her hoof up to her forehead and notices that her horn is in fact, missing. "Where's my horn?!" She asks slightly panicked. "Twi, Ah was gonna let ya know that Princess Celestia came by last night and felt that ya would be safer off without yer horn. She kinda took it." Applejack slowly got back to her hooves and looked Twilight over carefully. Even though her horn was gone, Applejack was uneasy with how powerful Twilight was with her magic. Spike looks at Twilight fearfully. He hadn't noticed that her horn was gone until that moment. With Twilight's eye twitching for what seemed to be the hundredth time in the last two days he was becoming more nervous than a pegasus foal before it's final flight test. Applejack was feeling much the same. "Twilight," Spike started. "Spike...don't bother me. I don't wanna here it. This is still your fault," Twilight said coldly walking forward and standing only inches from the small purple dragon. She fit her gaze upon him with a murderous glint. "When I get my magic back I'm going to make you pay." She suddenly smiled and began laughing maniaclly. Before either one of them could say a word she slammed the front door open and treked out into the streets, laughing the entire way. Carousel Botique "C'mon Rarity. This is so boring! How do I always get dragged into being your fashion lacky," Rainbow Dash whined. She watched Rarity move around the room completely ignoring the question. She sighed in both boredom and frustration. "Rainbow Dash where are you going?" Rarity had turned around to see the cyan pegasus opening a window and trying to sneak out. Rainbow reluctantly landed back on the ground and looked at Rarity in an entirely bored expression. Rarity rolled her eyes. "Just get back up there. I'm almost done." "Ugh. Alright, but seriously. How do I always end up doing this for you?" "Because you are my friend and you like helping me darling," Rarity replied simply. Once again Rainbow Dash sighed and begrudgingly stepped back up onto the modeling stand. "You got me there. I can't leave my friends hangin'. Even if I have to dress up in rediculously pink outfits." She shook her head in disgust as she looked at the outfit she was wearing. It was indeed the most embarressing thing Rainbow Dash had ever worn. The outfit consisted of a set of bright pink socks, a frilly pink pair of what were supposed to be underwear, although they revealed more than what they covered, and a bright pink bow upon her head. "Seriously though. What else could you possibly put into this outfit? I mean it doesn't even have much to begin with." Rarity only giggled at the question and continued with what she was doing. "Pefect. Just what it needs!" She walked back over to where Rainbow was standing and blew some kind of dust that caused Rainbow Dash and the entire outfit to sparkle. "Oh man...now I look like a bucking Hearth's Warming display with all these sparkles." "Oh please, you would have to be wearing a red and green set of clothing for that deary." Rarity snickered as Rainbow Dash blushed. "Can I please just take this off now," she asked. If Rarity answered she didn't hear it due to being distracted by a lavender blur passing by the window. "Oh buck." "What is it dear?" "Twilight's loose again." Rarity nearly fainted and Rainbow Dash stripped off the embarressing clothes quickly before flying out into the streets of Ponyville as fast as her wings could take her.