Twilight: The Bookless Mare

Twilight sits upon her haunches watching as Princess Celestia flies away. "One whole week...No books..." Her eye begins to twitch. "One whole week! NO BOOKS!!!" Suddenly she burts out with anger sending a bout of magic into a nearby house and causing it to turn into what seems to be a mutant Wynona. "I'll show her one week without books!!!"

Twilight storms off as the mutant doghouse begins eating an applestand in which Big Mac is running. Everypony scatters as they see Twilight go from angry to infuriated when she sets eyes upon Spike whom was just on the other side of the market. "SPIKE! YOU WIIIIILLLLL PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!" She kicks her deliberate slow trot into a full on gallop towards Spike. He sees this and dodges quickly out of the way as Twilight passes right through where he was and slams horn first into a tree.

Spike stares on in horror as Twilight suddenly snaps completely. Her coat becomes white, her eyes turn red, and her mane and tail turn into searing flames. The tree immediately bursts apart and shards of bark and wood fly in every direction. Spike tries to run, but his fear holds him in place. Slowly Twilight turns her attention to him. "Spike...I. Will. Destroy. YOU!!!" She shoots a bout of magic in his direction only this time her magic is a concentrated flame that burns the ground where he was just standing before he dodged the blow again. He screams and runs off as quickly as his little stubby dragon legs can carry him.

"OH NO YOU DON'T," Twilight screams running after him. She continues to send magic in his direction only to  miss by mere inches and cause buildings, bushes, trees, and the like to turn into odd creatures, flaming spires, and just completely dissinegrate.

"Twilight snap out of it," he yells desperately trying to escape her psychotic grasp. She only laughs maniacally and continues with her attacks.

A sudden blur of blue and rainbow color drops down, grabs Spike by his flailing arms, and flies up quickly. He looks up and sighs as he sees Rainbow Dash. She smiles back and flies quickly dodging magical attacks all the way. They both hear Twilight scream in rage and begin to chase after them.

Carousel Botique

Rarity watches in horror as her front door blasts open and the shards reform into what seem to be miniture timberwolves. She screams and jumps up on top of her model podium throwing anything within hoof's reach at the advancing mini-timbers. "Get back you uncouth beasts," she yells at them. "Don't make me chip a hoof."

In The Sky

Both Rainbow Dash and Spike hear a piercing scream off in the distance. "Rarity," They yell in unison. Rainbow Dash quickly turns and dives towards the dress makers shop. Another scream reaches them follow by, "Don't make me use this! I will destroy you!" Rainbow and Spike share a nervous glance before running through the doorway and falling over in laughter at the site.

"Don't just-" Rarity begins, but stops when she sees Rainbow Dash and Spike doubled over in hysteria. "What's so funny?"

Rainbow Dash recovers first and answers. "You. Standing. *hahaa* Standing. Umbrella. *Bwahahahaha* I can't believe it." She falls over again laughing harder. Spike stands up finally gathering himself and says, "Don't worry Rarity I'm coming to your aid." He grabs the fireplace poker and swings it wildly knocking the mini-timbers out of the way and causing most of them to shatter into little wooden splinters. He does this until the poker flies out of his claws and right out the window. "Oh horsefeathers..."

Within that split second Rarity launches herself from the podium, squashes the last two mini-timbers with her forehooves, and launches Spike onto her back before galloping out the door with Rainbow Dash, now undercontrol, following close behind.

The Streets of Ponyville

Twilight breathes heavily as she looks around, smoke curling out from her nostrils. "When I catch him I will destroy him. One week without books. HA! Not gonna happen." She looks slowly around her for any sign of the purple dragon as her left eye twitches. As she searches Spike, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity sneak behind a tree nearby and breathe slowly trying to calm their nerves.

"I didn't think it would be this bad. I mean seriously. She burst into flame. I've only seen that happen a couple times." He begins to breathe heavily almost unable to keep himself under control.

Rainbow Dash smacks him across the face. "Spike. Stop it. Stay calm, don't panic. I'm sure she'll calm down soon."

"I don't know Rainbow Dash, she seemed pretty crazed when she saw me. She tried to run me through with her horn for Celestia's sake!" He shudders thinking about it again. "If I hadn't moved out of the way and let her slam into that tree I would probably not be standing here right now."

"I can hear you Spike! Show yourself! I won't destroy you," Twilight says with a twitch in her voice on the last sentence.

"Yeah right. I'm not going out there. We need to find- AH!!!" Twilight's face appears from the side of the tree given them all a death glare.

"Found you," she growls at them causing them all to scream and run.

"You won't escape this time!!!" She rushes after Spike with a malicious glint in her red eyes.

"I probably won't, but by Luna I'm gonna try!" He picks up the pace and rushes down a nearby alley trying to find any means of escape. She lets out a psychotic laugh and poofs in a bout of magic and reappears in front of him barring the way.

"Oh crud!" He slowly backs away as she steps forward smiling like a madmare. "E-easy Twilight...I-I d-don't wa-wanna hurt you. I was only tr-trying t-to help...I-I promise," he says putting his claws up in front of his face to try and protect himself.

"Hi Twilight! Ooooh, your all flamey and everything. You need me to cool you down? Well, I don't think I could so here's a frying pan!" Pinkie seemingly pops up out of nowhere and slams a large frying pan into the back of Twilight's head causing her to crumple and slowly fade back to her regular lavender coat color.

"Thanks Pinkie," Spike says turning towards her. "What the? Where'd she go? Oh well, just Pinkie being Pinkie." He quickly finds the others who had finally reached Applejack and tells them what happened.

"Well, Ah guess we need ta get 'er back ta the library 'fore she causes more trouble," Applejack says lifting Twilight onto her back and slowly begins her way back to Golden Oaks Library. "Geeze, she's heavier than Ah remember," Applejack says pretty much to herself on the way.