So with me unconscious once again I think of what to do when I wake up. My head says to kill anyone I see but I won’t do that. I’m not violent so why does my head tell me to do so? Am I a schizophrenic? Again there is a time and a place for that, Therapy is one place. So is jail.

I’m just going to go for the shy and scared approach. What do you think of my approach schizophrenic me?

Just call me Demented Deceit.

Okay then what do you think of my plan Double D.

Really… you just said that… you know what call me Dement. Short, simple and keeps my pride intact.

Okay Dement what do you think of my plan

Well I still say attack them.

We aren’t going to do that unless they attack us first , and then we will still only defend ourselves.

How boring of us. Fine your approach is sure to be entertaining at the very least.

Now about talking, should I talk from the beginning or should I unveil my ability to talk when Twilight and I are alone?

Do the latter it will be funnier.

Exactly, this is going to be fun.

…

Now what do we do?

Hmm… idea

What?

99 bottles of vodka.

99 bottles of glee.

“I think it’s waking up.” Said Fluttershy’s voice sounding like it was reverberating in a tunnel.

Damn can’t we finish one thought before-

I open my eyes and see I’m in Fluttershy’s cottage. What am I doing here and how did she manage to get me here? Oh well at least I’m not bleeding anymore there is a wrap of gauze around my head. I turn my head to the side and see Fluttershy looking at me.

It is Time for plan Screw with Everypony to commence post immediately.

I jump out of the bed I was put in and run to a corner looking outward with a fearful look in my eye. Perfect!

Fluttershy looks sad that I would be scared of her so I act like I was startled and start making my as slowly and tentatively as possible. I sit on the bed in front of her and look questioningly at her.

She gives me a happy look and asks “are you okay? That was a terrible blow to the head.”

I respond with a “yeah I’m okay, how about yourself.” SCREW THE PLAN. #REBEL4LIFE

Fluttershy has a quizzical look on her face now. “You can talk?” she asks with the voice to match the look.

“Yeah I can talk, I was messing with you to see how you would react.” I say with a smirk.

“So I’m Jamie what’s your name?” just act like you know nothing about them. They must not know of their existence in our world.

“I’m Fluttershy, nice to meet you.” She says as we exchange a hoofbump.

“Get rested up because tomorrow we are going to meet my friends, if you dont mind that is” she says as she walks out the door.

I’m hungry… oh well I’ll go to bed anyway.

Author's Note

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