Dragon Bells

Spike waved to Sweetie Belle as he left. "Hey, Dragon-Boy!" A voice says. "Oh god.." Spike grunts. "It's Button Mash.." Button Mash approached him. "What are you doing, flirtin' with my girl?" Spike kept his unimpressed look. "You guys broke up, like, two months ago, Button." Spike pushes him off, as he trots back to the library. "Oh no you don't! I'll kill you!" Spike reached the door as Button began to run. "Unlock the door, turn the knob.." He opens the door. "And.." Button reached the door where it was promptly slammed in his face. "Slam it in Sweetie's Ex's face." He laughs. "Today is a good day.." "Ooh, Sentry..." The lavender mare shouted from upstairs. "TWILIGHT, SENTRY! STOP BUCKING EACHOTHER'S BRAINS OUT, MOTHER OF CELESTIA!" He yells. "Whatever.." He pulls a book from the shelf. "Might as well read.." He rolled around. "Celestia's mustache, waiting for a date is boring."

Spike slammed his head into the wall.

Spike bit the table

Spike clopped.

Several times.

Aaaaand its seven thirty. Spike decided to sleep in the library that night, because Twilight and Flash Sentry were still fucking.