The Dovahkiin, while in a epic battle with his hated rival, the evil Mudcrab, accidentally casts a spell that teleports him to the magical lands of Equestria. His first reaction is that of bewilderment, but he quickly finds himself mixed up in the everyday antics of the world as he uses his powerful voice to try and return home.

This is a story of adventure, friendship, and of course muffins. Or maybe not. Nothing in Equestria ever goes as planned. Not as long as Derpy has something to do with it anyways. Oh, and despite what it sounds like, the main character is a Carrot, not the Dovahkiin. Nuff said.

DISCLAIMER: This story is in no way shape or form serious. Only read if you are looking for 1) Randomness or 2) Funny moments that cause laughter even though they really shouldn't.