Brang mi too life

by Neondarknessnocturnedash

Rating: everyone
Tags: Dark, Comedy, Romance, Adventure, Tragedy
Length: 994

The story of a alicorn dealing wif society and depressing thengs in har life. My litle poney rocks as much as Linken park

The story of Neon Darkness Nocturne Night Moon Dash, who is deling with sociey with the ony to pones in here lf, Rainbow Dash her sistar and King Sombra her boyfrend

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-02-04 17:07:57 UTC

Te beast nite evar!!1!

Mi name is neon darkness nocturne nigth moon dash. i am adn alicern wit bart wigns. i lve wit my sistar, rainbow desh in here clod hom in ponehvill and work at a hottopic store in da mall. i are gothik adn mi sistar is de oly poni i hav in meh life besids king sombera, mi bayfrend

Todaay I had to go to wok at the hattopik in da mall. So i put on mi dark blak red corst thigy and mi favrit blac skit adn mi blcjk hih heals and a braclet dat sad 666 on it

“hai, betch.” renbew dersh said as i waked to da frunt dor.

“hay, slutbeg.” i sad jokingly as I hopened da door

“yu luk so kawiii.” said rainbow dah

“you do, toooo.” i replayed.

“wll, I have to hag outt wif dat stupit fucken prep twilite sperkle.” sd rainbo dush.

“lol heve fun. i ned to ga to werk, new.”

And den fleaw to da mall adn intoo da hottpik in da mal. i sterted serllling stuf and shit to pones in da shoop. adn den, someponi walkd in.

Et was…KIG SAMBERA!!!

“hay.” He siad al sad adn shit.

He wad sooo fucken hat! Heh waas black and had block hair and tall. He hd gren is and a rad and blak harn and war a blac cape and blak eyliner, and black armr with 666 craved in it, adf buprle smke cummming fram his eyes.

“hai.” i siad, geting a femle erectin.

“i get 2 tickts tooo da blak vil brades conser tonite. Do yuo wana goo on a dete?” king sumbrea asked.

“OH MI FUUUKING GAWD! I LUV BLC VEL BRIDEAS! I WUD LOAVW TU CUM!” i shooted.

laeter dat nite, ranbew desh adn i gto raddet fo da concurt. i put on mi bleck MCR teashit, tat hed 666 writeen on da back of itit. i puy on adn bleck, bud red pufffley skert I bougt form horttopic in da mall. i put on tuns of blak eyeliiner. Rainber dutch put on a blaeck dres wif a cerset thigny adn tons of bleck eyliner, tooo.

kihng Somberra cam ovr in a blakk cart withf 666 spret parnted on da sierds. We get in sda care and dud port cok crak adn weeedd.

wenh we got der, I sterted to screem because dey wer plyig miu favortee sengf, da mrticands duter.

and i swa Kig Sumbera are to crey. He loacked away all embarsed adn shet.

“ets oki.” i sed. “i lke sensive stallns.”

kig sumbra put hes aerms aerond mi adn sid “i lovef yo nen dash.” adn den ew fetched pasinatily.

“awwdfwww” raiboe dash sid.

after da concart, king sombra touke us to everfre forst in his cert.

“wy da fuck ar we hare?” i shoted.

“becusae!” king sembera shout. “Eyi luv you and want to have six wit you!!”

we strtead taking of eachoters clothes, and den we did it for the first tim!

“you to luk kawwii!” ranbow saiod. sje was tutolly torend own.

“WAT DA FUK IS GUING OWN DOWN HESRE!! WAT AR  YU DOWING!!” a voce shited.

Urt waas...PRIENCESAS CADEANCE!!!

H0w culd dis heppen to mi?

Princess cadeance tod us too cum itno her kidndom. she told use to bow too hur.

“nooo!” kign sombra shoted angstilly.

“yes!” princes cadance shuted bak.

“ok.” kin sober sad, adn we bow down.

“watr wer you doin in da forest!” prenceis cadenc shouted.

“we wer havin sax in da wood, yuo  fuckin prepie bitche!” king sambera whspeded ludly.

“WAT DA FUK DED YU SAYY!!1!” prices cadence yelled “OF WIF YOR HED!”

“NO1!” I shooted sexily.

“OFFF WIT YOUT HEAD, TWO!!” prncess cadencs shoted.

“NOO!” kng samebra yeled “T WAS MI FAT!!”

“DEN GEET OUSTA HURE!!” princesss cadesnce shuted.

“FIEN!! WE WIL!!” ranbew dassh (Mah sistar) shout at cadence!

adn den king sombar telparted us back to rainbew desh (My sustar) and I clod home and we taked abut wat heppened bakc at preinces candece’s kingdim adn how we wrer brougt in fro havin sex ign da woods. keng sombra loooked so upseat beacause princes cadence, hes x grilfrend treatend to kel use.

“wat a fuckin whore bitch prep betch.” rainbow daash reterted as se wsa puting on tons of blec eilineer.

“she threteden to kiled neon desh adn i” king semrsa siad sadely. i liked into his eyes, he lokdd so sad adn feeled wif sorow.

“aanny way, do you wat to say at or clud hom for a fesw deys, kign sembrsa?” rainbiow dash axd

“sur.” sida kign sunmabera

adn den we wnt to beed, adn kig sembra adn i hed seaix al nite. adn den, da next mounring, der wus a nock on da dor.

at da door, waere two alicrens. da talest on was wite wif a blck  puffy scirt, adn a bleck gcr teshert, adn tons of bleck eyliner adn bleck flewy hear adn teail. da smalest one was derk blue adn had a blod red puffy skert adn a bleck BVB tshit. she was wring tons of black eyelinner adn head blak folwy har, too.

it was...PRINCES LUNAR ADN CELESTIA!!!

“yut thre need to get out hare!!” luma shuted

“we neead yor help!” celestimia siad.

we all cam outsied. kign sembra adn i wer still naaked.

“wats da problsm” siad renaibow desh.

“nitemar mon jas taken over da kigndom adn we need your help too stoop here adsn here prepy foerces form staking ovar eqesitiria!” sad luuna.

“but we ar neked.” i sed.

justs den, cemelestia ponted her hoarn at king smebera ad i and den we got clthes all da suden.

“der you goo.” sad celryestia.

“new lets go to da libary adn try to fond ut hoe to sop nightmare moon.” sed luan.

“but I dunt wana see dat stupiy fukin’ prob twiligt!” shuted

“neither do I, but we hve to go to da librau. naw lets go!” said celestimeia.