Q's Hat (do'nt read this if your COD)

by EldrFalcon

chapter two--it get good here

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I grabed my books what you have done? Regnal said? I talk to Q and he sed to I said. Then a sprkle of firewarks came from Jads house the experiment worked the peopl sed.. whar is it I asked and then I started bleeding nd felled to the ground dn then blood went everywhar and I started drowning and regnal sed "wake up so I waked up and then I sed what is that

I look at it and it was a man. He looked at me and I feel his strengt lie a man who lift traines al day. He looked white and glowed white and looked like q and I sed that look like q and he said yes so I told him so and he smiled at me.

But id did not know of course!

Because he was discord! tada! he said and he turned my hair pink oh no i sed what YOU HAVE DONE

hahahahahahaha

no way you will not hurt me---"me"

i will kill you and then salve you and regenerate insidious tapestries !!!!!1

noooooooooooo!!!!!!

Bub he smiled and then jumped into my blood and disapppeeered and then I feel sleeeeeeeeeeeeppyyyyyy ansd then id fall down and feja sdfajemifeisaemfiamse…s..ss. …

Zzzzzzzzz….

.z.z.z.z…z…zzzz.

Zzzzzz.z…..zzz

Wake up! The people sed. Id did not whant to wake up I was sleepy nd the people sed to get up so I get up and talk to discord but then after I talk to him I couldn't find him so I didn't to him talk wildly looking everywhere. And then regnal sed lets get food so we turned around and walkd into mcdonals and get cheeseburgers and then singing about food as we wait, the rug looked really good and we stood on it.

Then q give us food and I confused as his hair was so wavy and good he use gel a lot but he was not q and the mystery continues! So I sed to regnal lets find q and he said who and I sed q and he sed who and hten we sadde

Q

Who

Q

Who

Q

Whoo

(they rime so if it not funny read it again thats why it funny)

And id said who and he said q and it trade like bugs bunny but I got tried so I woke up and got dressed in my clothes and ate whate was leftoversf rom lunch and felt full dna then q was in my living room but he wasn't and I thought this was a big misterie. And them mist came and looked like q and I fell as leap wontering what happenying and why and then I woke up and regnal lookat me funny in mcdonalds and sed are you going to finnish ur sndwitch?

Huh?

But that was for later. I cant ruin the pljot yet because it very good and you will be surprised! Of course only best author do that!

But too much spoiling plot

like rotten cabbage

here big cliff hanger discord said and jad came and brought us ice cream and I get swirlycone rough with emerald rubbees on top and black amethists and they taste good I was scared buy they were candy.

Sooooooooooo

]Q! really came and stood there and I new it was not face as smiling faces looked at us. The sand fel of my nexk onto the floor and my hair stood up and shivered. MY HERO! Is houted and everone sed MMYYYY HEEEEEEROO and they shouted and qu smiled and whispered "I have come

And I smiled bigly and then he roared even more quietly "I will save you from your woonds and heel you forever and make you super powerful more than me and I smiled and cried on the floor which collapse from my happiness.

and discord sed no way ho say! you keep out of thes u big lugger i boss u and u not boss me and dat where we fight and this what happened.

he stand there and look at him and then hit him and he fell down form the hit and sed owwwwwwww!!!!! and i sed oh no but he sed it okay so the people cheered and then he saw him and he reean away and he sed oh no i ran a way and no he didnt is sed so he chased him and he ranitno the dor and he sed ourch but it was not him it was him instead!!!!!!!

And then we became ponies and discord sed hahahahahahahhahh and snapp and

"OH SNAP"

thats what the people sed

and then we eere in equestira but how?????????????????????????????????????????

DUN

DUN

DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!