Applejack Gets Nailed and Screwed

by Prince Solstice

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Big Macintosh, Random, Discord, Applejack, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy
Length: 1700

Applejack becomes a nail and then a screw. Pleasure ensues.

Another continuation one-shot of the inanimate lewd object series. Apple Jack is a simple farm pony, but is strangely turned into a nail and a screw. Big Mac has work that needs to get done, and Applejack get's pleasured from it.

No real references to the others. Just go to my page if you want to read them.

Published 2013-02-05 06:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-02-05 06:10:02 UTC

Incest?

Discord was upset that the last adventure turned out to be kind of boring to watch. Nothing eventful and it wasn't even chaotic. Upset, he sat in his throne floating upside down on a cloud. He still had to give Applejack something in return for her friendship. Discord felt that doing these adventures had become pretty hard to think up something of beautiful irony. ‘Maybe I should just turn her into an apple.’ Suddenly Discord gained a smirk; he laughed and disappeared with a snap of his tail.

Applejack had had a long day of apple bucking the day before. She had fallen asleep and decided that she was going to take a day off. It was very rare that she did, but somehow Big Mac convinced her to take a break. She was sleeping soundly when suddenly she heard a creaking noise, it sounded like the barn door being opened. She is woken up to find herself looking up in a wooden bucket.

‘What in tarnation?’ Applejack struggled to move and get out of the bucket. She was unable to, and soon gave up on trying to do so. Normally she wouldn't be defeated so easily, but she literally could not move anything except her eyes. So, she looked around to analyze her surroundings. Being in a bucket kept her from knowing exactly where she was, but there were a lot of tools surrounding her. Hammers, screwdrivers, woodcarvers, and anything else anypony would typically find in a tool shed or bucket. One thing that really confused her however, all the tools towered over her. She was smaller than normal. She began to get a little frightened, and then suddenly the entire bucket started to move. The bucket began to move her around bouncing her up and down. She got flipped over and in the bottom saw an assortment of nails and screws alike.

The bucket settled down with a giant clunk. Then the hammer got taken out, and a big red hoof grabbed a handful of screws and nails. Applejack was unluckily included in this pile. She had an uneasy feeling as the big red hoof set her down. The light blinded her ever so slightly, and it took her a few seconds to make out the pony who had pulled her out. ‘Big Mac! What the hay is goin’ on here?’ Applejack had become angry. She was the size of a nail, and Big Mac seemed to not notice that she was this small. Plus, she wanted to sleep in today.

Big Mac pulled a nail out of the pile, and began tapping it into a new fence piece. He started out slow to get the nail to stay in place, and then hit it five or six times to drive it in. He analyzed the pile of metal, he pulled out five nails. He took one in hoof and stuck the rest in his mouth.

Applejack had been one of the nails stuck in his mouth. It was kind of scary to think that she was really up high in comparison with the world around her. She wanted to shake a little bit but then suddenly something brushed against her tip. ‘Whoa there. What was that?’ Applejack felt a small pleasuring sensation as Big Macs tongue played with her tip.

‘This is wrong in every sense of the word.’ Applejack was not amused by this sensation, but soon she could hardly bare it. He had started licking the bottom of her pointy shaft, which would have sent shivers up Applejack's spine. She was getting more and more turned on, unable to really help the sensation. The only thing she could feel was the pressure of Big Macs teeth gently squeezed around her shaft and his tongue caressing her very being. His mouth was warm and moist, making Apple Jack squirm a little as she felt ecstasy begin to rush throughout her. The tongue did not cease its playfulness with A.J’s tip.

She then got pulled out of Big Macs mouth, and noticed she was the last one out. He positioned her above the previous nail on a fresh part of the wood. A.J could feel the warmth of the wood touch her tip, and she would have moaned a little. It was such a different type of sensation. She had began to like it. Then there was a tremendous amount of pressure put on her head. It didn't hurt. It was like sharp stabs of pleasure that would have made A.J beg for more. She got her wish as the taps were soft yet precise. The cool metal of the hammer touching A.J for split seconds teased her inner core, and the extreme friction and the heat of being nailed into the wood caused her entire body to quake and fill with ecstasy. She didn't seem to care that it was her brother.

Then she got hit pretty hard after being positioned and half of her tip drove into the wood. She felt all of it, it gave her tremendous pleasure as the warmth of the friction consumed her. She felt the inside of the wood, and how rough it was. She could feel her metal body rub against it. This was driving her crazy, and she wanted more. She was just getting warmed up, when a second strike hit her and three fourths of her body was deep inside the wooden hole she was creating.

Finally with one hefty hit, she was drove deep inside the wooden pieces that she was going to hold together. She felt comfortably numb, because the friction and sharp pressures against her head had ceased. She would have been panting from the amount of ecstasy running through her body. She longed for more, and suddenly she opened her eyes, expecting to see darkness. She was back inside the bucket moving around with the other nails.

She became extremely excited to get nailed by Big Mac again. She anticipated her brothers tongue brushing against her tips and long sleek body. She would have been begging for it if she could speak. Suddenly the screwdriver was pulled out this time. Applejack had become a little sad, she wanted to get nailed again.

Big Mac pulled out another pile, and Apple Jack was again pulled out. To her surprise Big Mac picked up her and another hoof full of screws. ‘Why would my brother pick up a nail to screw in?’ Suddenly it hit her. She felt her edges had changed a little as one by one Big Mac slid the screws in his mouth. Big Macs tongue began his work on Applejack's threaded shaft this time. He twirled around her and teased the shit out of her. She was so horny from just being touched by Big Mac’s giant tongue.

‘I never knew Mac was so skilled with his tongue.’ She would have been embarrassed to even think that type of thought about her brother, but she wasn't going to pass up pleasure like this. So she shrugged it off, and let Big Mac’s tongue message her body. A.J was getting close the the verge of climaxing, and she was ready to cum.

Before she could finish she felt the caress of Big Mac’s tongue leave her tip. She was pulled out of his mouth, and steadied onto the barn door. She just realized where she was, but then Big Mac put the screwdriver on her head. It was a little warm, and it must have been from the other screws that Big Mac screwed. She was ready for this new adventure, and it excited her as the anticipation actually released more ecstasy into A.J’s body.

Then with a twist of the screw driver, there was a burning sensation as Applejack began to be screwed into the door. The wood caressed her very being, she was to the point of climax, but unable to do anything about it. She was a little disappointed, but Big Mac did not stop. Her shaft went in deeper and deeper with every turn, the friction had built up to a burning point and the pressure of being pushed and twisted made Applejack want to moan loudly. She could hardly contain herself, and on top of that the ecstasy just kept building. She would have loved to relieve it, but Big Mac wasn't resting. She was only halfway in, and her body clung to the sides of the wood. Every fiber in her core was screaming in pleasure, because it wasn’t concentrated just on her tip. She would have been shaking and cumming really hard, had she been able to. A.J couldn’t take this type of teasing, she just wanted it to end so she could pleasure herself back in pony form. She finally was covered completely and engulfed in darkness. Big Mac let off of her top, and A.J relaxed a little. Her entire being was burning with pleasure and heat from the friction. She closed her eyes.

She quickly sat up in her bed, and on the end was a pear with a note attached to. Confused she picked up the pear and chucked it in her garbage can. She then opened the note.

Dear honest Applejack.

As a new friend, I must say It took me a moment to figure out the best thing to turn you into. Enjoy the pear, because it will turn you back into a screw or nail anytime you take a bite.

Love, Discord

Applejack blushed a little. She wasn’t a big fan of pears, but she reluctantly retrieved it out of her garbage can and set it on her bedside table. Big Mac walked in. Applejack turned bright red, and looked at him with a fake smile.

“Is everything okay?” Big Mac asked

“Uh… eyup.” Applejack was still red, and held her smile. Big Mac raised and eyebrow and trotted off. Applejack quickly jumped out of bed and shut her door quietly. She then hopped back in bed, spread her legs, and started masturbating to finish herself off.

Author's Note

Is this like incest? I mean Big Mac Pleasured Applejack, but does it really count?