“ So hey there everypony. So um, yeah I'm Discord. I'm the heh, master of chaos and I'm a villain of the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I'm made up of different animals and I'm about nine to ten feet tall. I am the controller of chaos and I'm probably the best there is at it. I live in a stone statue just now which is fine, but I have to sit and watch the others have fun and be free. And then I have to reply my episode over and over again. I get turned to stone at least four times a week. So i'm the bad guy in this show and I have to cause chaos and destruction. But I get foiled every time by six ponies. Id never really stand a chance I mean the name is in the power they use. Elements of Harmony. They would always win. So after I get turned to stone, the show ends and I can walk about again. But I still have to go and sleep and live on that pedestal. Which is also fine but I get a first class ticket to the show of a lifetime. Watching the others have a great time without me. I've been doing this for about a year and a half now. Don't get me wrong I'm thankful for still being here. Most shows like mine go down within ten episodes but oh no. Not mine. The following we have is by far the largest. Its not that I have to live in stone of watch the others, its just. Gah, I have to say, its the fact that I can't love my show and job if nopony else seems to like me for it. I mean at the end of the day, they finish and go home. I stay and wait to be bad another day. I guess I just wish … Darn. It must be the high life to be the good guy.”
Discord. The master of chaos and all disharmony sat and looked up after his brief monologue and stared at the others sitting in a circle as they started to clap. They were in a sitting room and were all sitting on wooden chairs facing one another in a conference style.
“ That was great, that was a good talk Discord.” Said Yosemite Sam. “ And I feel I can speak for the rest of us when I say that we can relate to you. And that we have all come to peace with what we are as villains.”
“ Really?”
“ Yeah we have.” Smiled Sam.
“ Uh over here.” Said another villain while licking his lips. “ I'd like to say a few words if you please.”
“ Sure go ahead Joker.” Replied Sam. The Joker, who sat in the middle of Megatron and Garry Oak smiled and straitened his purple jacket.
“ Do you wanna know how I- Uh sorry. Job gets ahead of me sometimes. I'm the Joker and I'm a villain.” There was a chorus of 'Hi Joker' from everyone before he turned to Discord. “ Discord Listen. I know how yah feel. When I was just about to kill the bat, I get stopped and thrown into prison. And that happens to me all the time. I never get to actually kill him. And that's when I thought to myself, why am I so bad. Is it because its scripted for me to be. Well yes that’s partially why. But that’s it. There’s nothing else telling me to be bad. So what am trying to say here is that, you're the bad guy but that doesn't mean to say you are the bad guy?” He smiled and the group clapped for him. Aku chuckled on Discords right and Sylvester just crossed his arms and kept to himself. Sam piped up again.
“ So. Outa all the days to show up. You pick today. Give me the beans – why d'ya choose today?”
“ Oh well I'm not quite sure really. Need I follow a schedule I mean come on.” He saw them all still waiting and huffed. “ Alright fine I wanted to meet others like me okay.” Said Discord. The group all yelled in their approval. Aku laughed and put his hand on Discords shoulder.
“ You know Discord. As a fellow master I feel like you made the right decision to come here. You're the master of chaos, I’m the master of darkness, old Megatron there is master of the Decepticons. We're all masters here.”
“ Well thanks Aku-”
“ Actually its pronounced Ak-oo.”
“ Oh. I'll remember that for next time then.”
Sam cleared his throat and ruffed his orange moustache gaining the villains attention. “ So is there anything else you'd like to share with us Discord?” Everyone in the room went silent and watched the master of chaos. Discord thought for a moment before his shoulders drooped.
“ Well there is one thing...”
“ Well what are you waiting for! Spit it out!” Ordered Zim. Discord rolled his eyes and sighed.
“ Um, well yeah I don't want to be a villain any more.” Said Discord. This got him gasps all around. Aku's burning eyebrows flared up and hit the sealing, Sam fired off his guns all around and Mandark took of his glasses in astonishment. Megatron stood up and pointed at him.
“ You can't go against the storyboarders fool.”
“ Yeah. You have to stick with the script or you'll get put off air.” Agreed Mandark. There was silence for a moment before and voice broke it.
“ ...You ain't going Courage on us are you?” Asked the Joker quietly. The villains looked and the Joker and then at Discord who in turn wore a face of shock.
“ Courage! What! No! I'm not going Courage and I never will. I mean c'mon.”
“ Discord Discord we know.” Started Sam raising his hands. “ But I need to tell yah. I've learned from the best and when you accept who you are. Your show and your characters will be better of.”
“ Hey, Discord.” Said Gary. “ Just one episode at a time.” Discord nodded in reply. He watched the other villains for a moment but didn't smile.
“ Can I have a turn?” That cat named Sylvester asked. Sam chuckled at him and motioned with one of his pistols.
“ Sure thing Sylvester. You have the floor.”
“ Oh uh. Alright then. Hi my names Sylvester. And I'm a villain.” said Sylvester with his unrelenting lisp. The group all said hello to him. “ Discord I feel yah buddy. Its not that I have to try and catch that bird all the time its the fact that everyone laughs at my lisp. Its now a landmark quote when I say suffering succotash. I could understand if it were put on for the show but that's how I normally speak. And not only do the views laugh but everyone in the network laughs. Its like a disability and you wouldn't be laughing if it were a broken leg or something. I guess I just get tired of getting laughed at.” The cat finished and the group clapped for him.
“ Well Sylvester. There are some of us who hate how we are as well. Mandark over there hates his bowl cut hair but like your lisp, he can't get rid of it and you know why?” Said Sam.
“ Because its scripted.” Drooled Sylvester. Sam nodded and let it sink in for a moment. Discord felt a pang of pity for the cat but held it at bay. Not a minute past before Sam cleared his throat and spoke with some surprising enthusiasm.
“ Whelp I think that's enough for one night.” He said. “ Lets finish of with the villain's chant.” After he said it, they all rose and held hands with each other and put their heads down. All their voices soon sounded through the room and the house.
“ I'm a villain. And that is good. Its good to be bad. And if bad is who I am, then there is no one in any show that I would rather be.”
The Master Of Chaos
“ Well alright guys see yah next week.” Said Sam as the villains filed out.
“ Good luck Discord.” Said Aku as he left. Discord didn't say anything.
“ Don't forget your Glasses Mandark-”
“ Yeah I have them.” Replied Mandark. Discord gained a slight smile and filed out after them. He left the house and came onto the main street of ' The Looney Tunes Show Avenue'. He saw Bugs and Daffy sitting having a chat with Porky Pig. Discord paid no more attention as he walked to the end of the street and round the corner where he was met with a large tunnel. The members of the group had taken up seat on a cart and above it on the roof of the tunnel it read ' The Network'. Discord huffed and took his place on the cart as he and the other villains left Looney Tunes and travelled through wiring all the way back to the broadcast station. The dark tunnel gave way to light and soon he was in the network station. It was buzzing with characters from all sorts of shows coming and going from one show to the next. Tunnels lined the wall with the name of the show they led to above them.
Discord hopped off the cart and couldn't find the will to hover or fly over to his tunnel. So he accepted just walking over for once. As left the Looney Tunes tunnel a quick light flashed and out popped a face he knew all to well.
“ Random security check name please.” Said the officer. Discord growled and said nothing. The guard waited for a moment before he looked over the board at him and raised an eyebrow. “ Name please.”
“ Sosuke Aizen … who do you think!”
“ Your name sir.”
“ Discord.”
“ Where you going today and where have you come from?”
“ Came from Looney Tunes and I'm headed to My Little Pony.”
“ Alright then anything else to say?”
“ Goodbye.” Said Discord as the blue security guard bleeped out of existence. He then carried on but as he walked though, many of the other shows characters steered clear of him or moved out the way.
“ Wow stay away from that guy.” Phineas said to Ferb. Discord didn't react and just kept walking. He walked past a flashing poster which held Ichigo upon it saying not to die outside of your own show and Goku came up to him and patted him repeating what he just said with a wave. Discord avoided looking at it as he hopped on the train back the Equestria with a sad smile.
“ Here we go again.” He muttered. The train took him back through the wires and he burst into the sunlight world of Equestria. His train took him through the land and halted with a jolt outside the royal palace. He was met with the sound music and lots of noise. This wasn't a sound Discord wasn't familiar with but this time it was different. Discord turned to the castle and saw it was fitted out for a party with white satin drapes and red carpets. Very specific decorations.
“ Pfft, another Gala!? They just had one two episodes ago.” He exclaimed as he got out and travelled to the base of the castle gates. He nodded as he walked past the guards he did nothing in return. Same as always he thought. Discord wasn't one for entering when the ponies where having their parties but tonight he thought differently. Tonight he wanted to join and actually celebrate with them. Discord walked up to the palace doors and stood for a moment. He peered through the small view hole and looked in. What he saw made home do a double take. “Spongebob! He's not even in this show.” He exclaimed. He took a step back and composed himself. “ Right uh knock and smile. Knock and smile.” He whispered to himself before knocking the door three times.
Inside the palace, lights and music were being used to there maximum and ponies were dancing and having fun. Princess Luna and Celestia were at one side of the palace with the 'main six' cast. They heard the knock and Luna let a grin spread over her face.
“ That's probably Ben and Gwen. Late as usual, or rather probably due to Ben.” She said happily. Across the room next to the door, Chrysalis chuckled and turned.
“ I'll let them in.” She said. Chrysalis trotted to the door and opened it with her magic but was met with a sight she least expected. Standing just outside was Discord. She didn't have to think twice before slamming the door closed and yelling. “ Its Discord!” It was funny how the atmosphere turned from normal party to fear and anxiety that quick. Celestia nudged Luna from the side and leaned to whisper.
“ You've always been more friendly with him. Get him to leave.” She said. Luna let her eyes widen and a sad smile appeared on her face.
“ Oh … right. Get him to leave. I'll just be a moment then everypony.” She replied to everyone. She trotted past Chrysalis and gave her a smile before opening the door to see Discord. “ Hello Discord. What brings you here?”
“ Hey Luna. Nothing really I just heard the loud yells and noise and just wanted to check everything was alright. Everything is alright right?”
Luna cringed slightly before replying. “ Yeah everything’s fine. Erm, its music playing and nothing more.” She said. There was a moment of silence between the two.
“ Heh.” Discord laughed forcefully. They stood in silence for a moment more before the door opened and out came the tall and thin orange form of Wilt. His basketball wristbands as bright as ever.
“ Hey Luna, they're uh, about to bring out the cake. Sorry for the disturbance.”
“ Hey Wilt.” Discord said smiling. Wilt looked at him before wincing and mouthing sorry before closing the door. “ Well then. Cake. I've never had it before when its been made by someone else.”
“ Is that … so.” Replied Luna rubbing her to forelegs together and looking around the room.
“ Yeah. Wonder what it would be like. Probably great knowing someone else made it and I'm getting to have a peace.”
“ Oh uh … right.” Luna said quietly. There was yet another moment of silence before Luna finally caved in. “ I uh, don't suppose you'd want to try a peace?” She offered.
“ Would I!” Exclaimed Discord before he almost ran past her and burst the doors open. “ Hello everypony!” He yelled with glee. Everyone in the room, as if it were even possible, became more silent. Luna walked around him and smiled at her sister sadly. Rarity composed herself and smiled at him.
“ Discord dear. How delightful for you to come.”
“ Yeah I didn't think I'd be aloud in but hey. Here I am. Oh and is that cake!?” He said as he gazed at the cake. This cake was something else. He remembered when they made the Triple M but this was something else. He knew Pinkie would have made it but the elegance and the look of it told him that Rarity had a hand in it and from the colour, Rainbow probably added a little. The cake itself was of the palace and a small amount of the surrounding land. Every pony at the party was made in a small icing figure and was either inside the palace or on the balconies. He noticed Chrysalis, Sombra and even Trixie were there. But he couldn't find himself. He suddenly felt a hole in himself widen and walked over to it.
“ Oh this old thing. I just threw it together with Pinkie.” Rainbow said sheepishly. Discord stared harder at it trying to find himself.
“ Uh, yeah its great and all but um. Heh. Where am I?” He asked. Celestia saw Rainbow at a loss for words and came to the rescue.
“ There wasn't enough space for you I'm afraid-”
“ But you have enough for the other villains?” Discord interrupted.
“ Well they are able to be kind and thoughtful outside of their episode characters. You on the other hand are scripted to have chaos constantly in you-”
“ Yeah but that doesn't mean I can't control it.”
“ That's besides the point Discord.” There was silence after that. Discord was slowly losing his game face and his calm and collected demeanour.
“ Well how about we make me,” He snapped his fingers and a small icing figure of himself popped into existence. “ And we put me at least in the castle with you all.” He then put the figure beside Luna and Celestia.
“ I'm afraid we can't.” Replied Celestia while taking the figure in her magic and taking it off the cake.
“ Well then how about we take you off and put me in your place for a change. Y'know. Swap places for once.” Discord said and he snapped his fingers again and the figure of Celestia was swapped with the figure of Discord in her magic. There was a small gasp from the surrounding viewers.
“ How about we just eat the cake and be done with it?” Suggested Luna but Celestia raised her hoof and she closed her mouth.
“ Discord. Figures on the cake represent ponies that can be good and are praised outside of the show. You haven't done anything to prove your worth.”
“ Well I would if I got the chance.”
“ This cake is meant for good ponies only. Not villains like yourself.”
“ Well what would it take to be on that cake hmm. To be praised as the good guy for once-”
“ Yes. But that wont happen because you are just the bad guy. The villain.”
“ No I'm not.” Discord said dangerously quietly. Celestia didn't let up.
“ And we would all be better off if you just didn't come here at all unless you were scripted.”
“ No.”
“ So please and do what everypony is to afraid to say and leave.”
“ NO!” Discord all but yelled and golden power surged outward from him destroying the cake and most of the things around him. Celestia stood shocked and said nothing. Discord on the other hand was breathing heavily and trying to control his anger. He took a step towards the door and spoke as he walked. “ You know what. I'm gonna go and find somepony who will actually treat me as the good guy for once. Yeah. I'm going to get somepo- no. Someone to treat me as a hero and not a villain and the way they'll treat me. It'll make you all look mediocre in comparison.” And with that Discord left and slammed the door. Celestia huffed and took the icing of herself as Chrysalis came up beside her.
“ Do you think he'll actually do it?”
“ Please. Somepony treat Discord as the good guy … Not likely. He'll not get far.”
Author's Note
Hey there Guys. Soooo Wreck-It-Ralph meets MLP. Well I'm certainly enjoying writing it so far. Hey, it'll be a little different from
the movie though. Think of it as taking a little artistic licence heh heh. Anyway hope you enjoyed it and what is to come!!
“ Please. Somepony treat Discord as the good guy … not likely. He'll not get far.”
“ You'll go far Discord Don't worry.” Said Number 1 while lightly straightening his black glasses. Discord nodded and just took another sip of his chocolate milk. “ There's not many that have the powers you have. Put them to good use, you'll be a god.” Number 1 carried on while walking over to a girl in a red hat. “ Isn't that right Number 5?”
“ Heh heh, it ain't wrong I'll tell yah that.”
“ Thanks guys.” Said Discord. “ I mean just for once I want to be given a chance to prove myself. Didn't you have that episode were kids in the KND that were so good, got to act as spies when they became teenagers?”
Number 1 nodded. “ Yes there was that one episode. Great script if you ask me. But take it from someone that has their show no longer on live air but replay. Its worth it for the praise. You might even get a medal.”
“ Its got nothing to do with medals.” Said Discord as he snapped his fingers and multiple medals appeared. They were all different shapes and sizes.
“ No way!” Came another voice. Discord turned and saw Number 3 eyeing one of the slightly pink medals. “ This would go great with my purple teddy!” She exclaimed before grabbing the medal in her overhanging green sleeve and disappearing Number 1 and 5 watched her go before looking at Discord who shrugged.
“ Well she's most energetic out of all of us. After all its scripted.” Number 1 said casually. Discord huffed and made the medals disappeared. Number 1 carried on, “ Listen. I'm not sure if there are any cartoons which would praise someone like you but we have an inventory of all the customers and their cartoons in the back. Take a look and any cartoon you find that might match go on and take a look in it.”
“ Thanks Nigel.”
“ Uh, its just number 1.” Replied the leader of the tree house. Discord grinned before getting up and heading to the inventory. He expected it to be a peace of paper with all the names on it but what it actually was, was a green screen with all the names printed in white upon it.
“ Right then. Danny Fenton, 'Danny Phantom'. Maybe not the best idea there. Bloo and Mac. Fosters Home … bit of a mouthful. Grim and Evil. Huh, same name. Figures. Johnny Bravo. Think I'll pass on that. Blossom, Buttercup and Bubbles. Huh, wouldn't expect those girls to be here. And maybe-” Discord was deep in thought when he felt someone knock him from the side. He cleared his throat looking at the culprit as he walked away. What he saw was a large man in an orange suit. He kept babbling on about the world tournament.
“ And for what. World recognition?” Discord heard. He intermediately zoomed and appeared in front of the man.
“ Say, could you repeat that again. What was this about a world tournament?” Discord asked. The man, who had long black hair and a scar on his face looked at him.
“ Its the worlds martial arts tournament. Takes place over in Dragonball Z. I'm just here before my time comes up then I'd have to go.” Said the man. Discord listened for a while, nodding his head. He suddenly got a very weird idea.
“ Hmm, say what would it take to enter-”
“ No can do. Only Dragonball Z cartoon characters can enter.”
“ Oh alright then. You have a nice sleep here.”
“ Huh. I don't follow...!” Discord suddenly snapped his fingers and the man fell asleep instantly. Discord chuckled and threw him into a cupboard.
“ You may not know me but I know you Yamcha. I'll be sure to give my thanks.” And with that Discord left the inventory and walked back into the bar and spotted Number 1. “ I'm off for tonight Nigel.”
“ That's Number 1 to you Discord!” He exclaimed. Discord chuckled before he jumped straight to the train. Discord couldn’t help but hum a tune as the train powered off towards the Network through the tube. He wasn't on it for long but when he got off, he was surprised to see a certain boy genius standing waiting for him.
“ Mandark?” Discord asked skeptically. The boy took of his glasses, rubbed them then put them back on.
“ Thought I'd find you here.” He said. Discord stayed quite and stared expectantly. “ Oh right, well I'm here to ask you to come to my cartoon for a while. I've invented something new and you're one of the only characters that would actually like it. So do you wanna come over?” Discord thought for a moment. The Network didn't start airing for another hour so he had time.
“ Sure. Although I expect to be dazzled by this invention-”
“ Oh trust me. It wont disappoint.” Replied Mandark with a grin. They both left the entrance to Codename: Kids Next Door and entered into Dexter's Laboratory. They hopped on the extremely modern customized train and in a matter of seconds, they were at the end of the shows main street. Discord looked back at the dark tunnel and back to the street. Mandark caught his curiosity. “ Oh me and Dexter actually paired up to do that. FTL Tube Travel we call it. Soon to be installed into all other cartoon tubes. “
“ How very interesting.” Said Discord while tapping his chin. Mandark lead him down the street, not without giving a glance to one house not far from his.
“ There's the main characters dexter's house.” Said Mandark.
Discord looked over at the seemingly normal house and shrugged. “ Looks normal to me?”
Mandark gave Discord a deadpan stare before walking into his house. “ No I've been studying your type of powers for a while Discord. Chaotic energy that is. And you'll be pleased to hear that I've been able to recreate it!” Said Mandark as he lead Discord through the house and into his bedroom. Discord himself wasn't sure how to take the news but kept his mouth shut. “ Obviously I can't replicate it to the standard of the original. Said originals being yours but I can get it not far off.”
Mandark then suddenly tapped the wall, put his hand then face then eye on it all in sync then a massive door opened on the wall letting Discord see all types of weird and wonderful things within it.
“ So this is your scripted lab?” Asked Discord.
“ You said it. A little smaller than Dexter's but its quality not quantity is what I always say.” And with that he lead him in. Discord let his eyes travel over everything. Electricity buzzed all around him and there were several tubes and screens all reading things he couldn't understand. Mandark lead him through all this until they came to what looked like a small gun. The boy genius stopped and spread his arms. “ Here we have it. The Discordinization array.”
“Probably named it himself.”
“ Named it myself thank you.” Mandark spoke with pride. Discord bit his tongue in an effort not to laugh.
“ What does it do?”
“ Well … let me give you a preview.” And with that, Mandark hopped into the seat at one end of the machine. He pressed a couple of buttons and suddenly the end lit up with the same energy Discord has power over. Mandark then fired it at a small glass in the middle of a target and the glass suddenly filled with chocolate milk before turning into a shattered peace of glass.
Mandark stopped the machine and inspected the shattered glass. “ Like I said. Not as good as the original.” He said. Discord nodded. He continued to let the mad genius inspect the glass as he let his eyes wonder again. Soon he found himself staring at a glowing crystal suspending within a force field. He peaked back to Mandark and saw he was deep in his inspection and smiled. He snapped his fingers and appeared in front of the field and saw the crystal. It was a dark colour of green. It reminded him of Chrysalis' hive with the colour.
Discord then turned his attention to the field and scoffed. “ As if.” He muttered and put his hand straight through it, grabbing the crystal. Suddenly though. As soon as he grabbed it, the crystal stared to glow. It glowed for a moment before it quickly stung his hand. Discord yelped and through it back into the force field where it became suspended again.
“ Discord!” Shrieked Mandark. Discord turned and saw the boy staring daggers at him. “ What are you doing over here!?”
“ Nothing.” Discord quickly said. Mandark looked at him then at the crystal.
“ You didn't touch it did you?” He said slowly. Discord held his poker face and shook his head. Mandark let out a sigh of relief. “ Thank you whoever looks down on us. If you touch that, who knows what might have happened.”
“ Um … pray tell. What would have happened?” Discord asked.
“ Well this is one of my most dangerous inventions. A biological weapon basically. I can't use it because its too destructive so its suspended in here were nothing can get it.” Discord inwardly chuckled. “ But what it does is a story for another time. Anyway, you better get going. Show starts in half an hour.”
“ Oh, right. Well anyway, it was a pleasure being here and seeing your lab Mandark.”
“ Oh not at all Discord. I'll see you at the next meetup.”
“ Yeah … next meetup.” Discord replied unenthusiastically before he snapped his fingers and appeared at the tunnel. He stopped for a moment and brought his hand up to stare at the spot the crystal stung him. There wasn't anything apparently wrong so Discord shrugged and got on the train.
The train took him back to the Network and without missing a beat. Discord snapped his fingers and appeared outside the Dragonball Z tunnel. He smiled inwardly as he walked into it.
Suddenly a blue light appeared in the form of the security guard. “ Name?” He asked. Discord yelled in frustration.
After dealing with the security guard yet again. Discord was on his way through the tunnel and was smiling. All he had to do was wait until the second to last fight and beat whoever it was and win the praise and all the medals he could ever want. He'd then return with them and he'd finally be aloud in the castle. Discord was then plunged into bright light as he left the tunnel and entered into the cartoon world of Dragonball Z. He could see for miles around but nothing interested him except one thing. The gargantuan stadium situated to the left of the train.
“ Here we go.” Discord laughed. He didn't even wait for the train to stop before he leapt out and flew towards the stadium. The sounds of cheering and chanting entered his ears.
Back in the cartoon My Little Pony, they were airing earlier than expected and again. It was a replay episode that featured Discord. They were currently a third of the way through the episode and Celestia was nailing the acting as well as Twilight and the others as per usual.
She gasped and started pacing. “ That chamber is protected by a powerful spell that only I can break. This doesn't make sense …” She waited as did the others. Celestia's eyes twitched. “ This … This doesn't make sense …?” She said again. Again she got nothing. No scripted laugh from Discord. She turned to the main six and they shrugged. She gave them a look that said keep their game faces on and she held her serene calmness as she headed for the visible red line.
The red line that the viewers could see up until. Celestia walked and knocked the best ventriloquists out the stadium as she spoke. “ Discord? … Discord?” She finally stepped out the red viewers line and broke out into an all our sprint. “ DISCORD!!?” She shrieked. She rounded the corner out the throne room doors and found nothing. She turned and ran back in and looked at the main cast.
“ Discord. He's, he's gone.”
There was a collective gasp before all the ponies started babbling on about how this was the end if they couldn't find him. They weren't aware of it but suddenly a red hue descended over them. The ponies all turned to look at the viewers window to see it was gone.
“ Celestia what's making everything red?” Twilight asked. Celestia was about to answer before Luna burst into the room.
“ Sister. The sky. We've, We've been put off air.”
Author's Note
Well then. Here's chapter 2. Hope you enjoy it and I'll have the third up soon!
