ZECORA: A User Guide and Manual

by ininbbtfctub

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Zecora, Comedy
Length: 861

Thank you for purchasing the latest ZECORA unit!

Thank you for purchasing the latest ZECORA unit! To avoid painful and unexpected brushes with death, we have provided a user guide and manual for your safety.
Inspiration goes to Timpeni
All the content is original

Published 2012-01-25 02:10:53 UTC
Last updated 2012-01-25 02:10:53 UTC

User Guide and Manual

ZECORA: User Guide and Manual

CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a ZECORA unit of your very own! To ensure that you use your new unit to the very best of her abilities and that you avoid painful, unexpected brushes with death, we've provided you with this manual.

WARNING: This unit likes speaking in riddles and making potions, you are responsible for any damages done to your body, esophagus, heart or stomach.

Name: Zecora, no known nickname.

Age: Unknown, suspected twice of the TWILIGHT SPARKLE unit.

Place of Manufacture: Equestria, Everfree Forest

Height: Default pony height

Weight: Light, balances on a pole, she has to be.

Length: Default pony length

Your ZECORA unit comes with the following accessories:

One (1) Cauldron

One (1)  pack of ingredients (15 per pack, collect all 250! 2 US Dollars per packet)

Two (2) Recipe books (35 total, comes with pack of ingredients)

One (1) Bamboo pole

Five (5) Potion Bottles

PROGRAMMING

Your ZECORA unit is capable of doing the following:

Alchemist : When placed in the presence of the Cauldron with boiling water at least one recipe book, and one pack of ingredients, your ZECORA unit will start making a random brew. Depending on her setting she will make different potions. On her default setting she will make helping potions.

Counselor: When placed in the presence one of our CUTIE MARK CURSADER units she will give the young filly advice. Never do this when ZECORA is in the Crazed setting

Removal of your ZECORA unit from Packaging

1.Place the cauldron and start making a brew, she will come out and assist, doing this will make her believe that you know what you are doing. RECOMMENDED

2.Place any CUTIE MARK CURSADER unit outside the box and open it up.

3.Fail horribly at making a potion and she will come out of her box and show you how to make a one, doing this will help teach you how to make a potion. RECOMMENDED

REPROGRAMMING

After unpacking your ZECORA unit, you can reprogram her into any of the following modes:

Helpful (Default)

Caring (Default)

Mad

Sad

Crazy

Cannibal (Locked)

War Crazy (Locked)

Your ZECORA unit comes with Helpful and Caring modes already set. When she sees you injured with a broken bone she will make a bone heal potion. She speaks in rhymes in every setting except Sad.

To get ZECORA into its mad setting call its potions crap, then insult her. She will also ask for ingredients and clean bottles regularly, she will automatically get mad if left with no bottles and ingredients to bring her back into her default state, apologize then buy her 2 ingredient packs.

To get ZECORA into the sad setting, you must make her believe that her potions caused you pain. She will become sullen until in the presence of a Happy CUTIE MARK CRUSADER unit.

To get her Crazy setting activated, make her drink a Insanity potion, ZECORA will never make this potion, so you must make it yourself. In this setting she will make random potions and poisons. To return her to the Helpful and Caring setting, give her the antidote, Good Luck!.

Cannibal is locked, no one has managed to get her in this or her War Crazy setting, feel free to try though, just know if you attempt to you void the warranty .

Relationships with Other Units

MANE SIX PACK : She cares about all of them and is willing to help them out if needed.

All CUTIE MARK CURSADERS: She will happily help them out if they need help, always giving them advice on how to finally get a cutie mark.

Cleaning

Your ZECORA unit will clean herself, but she, like all ponies likes being brushed.

Rest

Your unit will sleep regularly at 12pm in your timezone and wake up at 8am, she makes potions all night, so make sure you have bottles to suffice.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: My ZECORA unit gets mad when I don’t drink her potions

A: DRINK THE DAMN POTIONS

Q: My ZECORA tried to poison me!

A: You probably forced it into its MAD setting

Q: My ZECORA is making random potions and one is labeled LIQUID DEATH

A: Call us NOW!

Q: My ZECORA is spending too much time near my Insane PINKIMENA DIANE PIE unit and it talking about cooking me!

A: That was the hidden way to activate her Cannibal setting, the warranty is void, if you want to fix it, pay 110$ to buy a new

warranty then send it to us.

Q: My ZECORA  has a gun…

A: What the fuck did you do? Sorry but we can’t do anything, dismantle it if you need to.

Troubleshooting

Problem: Instead of a adult sized ZECORA unit, I got a filly sized zebra-pony that is swimming in the cauldron.

Solution: Whoops! We sent you a FILLY ZECORA unit. This unit is a novice potion maker and will make easy potions. We

can switch her for your ordered unit if you contact us.

End Notes

If treated with kindness, love, and a lot of ingredients. ZECORA unit will be a wonderful companion! We wish you luck!