The cyan pegasus yawned loudly, reclining on a cloud. The sun was slowly starting to drop behind the horizon, the moon already clear in the sky.

"Man, weather stuff's tiring." She stretched her arm casually. "I need to relax."

She closed her eyes, but felt no rush of calm. She twisted and turned, but still nothing. She growled and sat up.

"Darnit, what's the matter, Dash?" She said to herself, standing up on the cloud, wings unfurling. "Perhaps Twi has a book or something on this."

She hopped up, spreading both arms and wings and catching the wind. The breeze lifted her off the cloud, and her flapping wings took care of the rest. With power, agility and pure awesomeness from years of self-training, she roared through the air around her home of Ponyville.

After a few seconds she arrived at Golden Oaks Library, where her friend Twilight Sparkle was living. Why Twilight was suddenly the owner of a library literally as soon as she got here was something that was kinda bugging her, but never indulged. Perhaps tonight.

She dived quickly and landed hard, a cloud of dust rising in the air. She dusted her jacket off quickly and knocked on the door.

The door was answered by a dragon. "Hey Rainbow Dash."

"Hey Spike." Rainbow greeted. "How's it hangin'?"

"Pretty good. I'm gonna be going out for a few hours, getting some things, y'know how it is."

"Cool." She looked around the library. "Hey, is Twilight here?"

"She's downstairs, working on some magic stuff." He smiled. "Why do you ask?"

"No reason." She lied, stepping inside. "Hey, how about I hold the fort while you're gone?"

"Uh..." Spike looked uncertain.

"It's not like Twilight's gonna be answering the door, so I might as well."

"O...kay..." Spike said cautiously. "But be careful, alright? If you break something Twilight'll go nuts."

"Hey, when have I ever broken anything?"

"Last Tuesday."

"That was Thunderlane's fault." Rainbow replied, crossing her arms. "He knocked me off-course."

"Whatever." Spike raised his claws. "Just don't do anything dangerous while I'm out." He waved and shut the door, leaving the pegasus in a room of silence.

"Well, now what?"

She decided to check the shelves, something she never really did before. There wasn't anything new in the Daring Do section, much to her irritation. Likewise, all but one book didn't seem that good of a read, and even that one book wasn't her thing.

"Stupid romance novels..." She mumbled.

Another section caught her eye on the name alone, though. Erotic Fiction. From a poster (made by Rarity, the best designer in Ponyville) hanging next to it, it told her that it was basically porn. Well, glorified porn, but still porn.

Strange that it was being displayed in the open.

"Weird..." She picked up one of the books, then placed it back after a glance at the blurb. In truth, none of this interested her. Judging by the covers, this seemed less glorified porn but more romance novels with sex.

And that was boring.

"Darnit." She shifted the last interesting book back into place, then flicked her tail in annoyance.

A naughty thought crossed her mind. One that would surely bring hell apon her head if she was caught, but too fun to pass up.

With a wicked grin on her muzzle, she drifted up the stairs to Twilight's room. She knocked on the door, making sure that nopony was in there, and to the sound of silence she pushed the door open.

The room was dark. A flick of the switch fixed that. There were, surprise surprise, more books. A quick scan revealed magical theory books or other such educational stuff, none of which interested her. Well, except the wing-based body language book. She could read that later.

In one corner of the room was a writing desk, barren except for a few pages. Next to the bed with night-based patterns on the sheets was an end table. She rifled through the draws on the end table, finding nothing of interest.

Certainly no pictures of hunky stallions (or sexy mares, she wouldn't have minded that).

She peeked under the bed, finding only a box which was magically sealed. She found nothing under the pillow, nor in it. There wasn't even anything in the big chest in the back, just... Toys. Boring ones too, but I guess they could be sentimental.

Even rifling through the wardrobes and chest-of-drawers yielded nothing.

The last thing she could search was the desk.

She took a seat on the swivel chair at the writing desk, then pulled the drawers open. They were empty. Freshly empty.

"What the hay?" Her eyes eventually fell on the papers on the desk. There were a few bunched together and one loose one, full of brainstorming. "Colours of Love?" She read the title on the notesheet, then tried making heads or tails of the scribbling below. She only caught names and places, some of which she wasn't sure on which one they were supposed to be.

She then had a look at the other pages. These ones were written in paragraphs, rather hastily as well. The first page on the list was titled '22', and the others on from that.

"Well, I've got nothing else to do. Let's see what she's written.

"I've always waited for this moment, my love." Starshine hummed, pulling the stallion's muzzle closer to her own. He could feel her breath tickling thehis fur as he wrapped his arms around her waist gently.

"As have I."

It was at that very moment that Thunderswirl's lips locked against Starshine's, her lips like velvet silk.

"Eugh, sappy." She groused, yet her eyes remained locked to the page.

As their lips parted and their toungs tongues fought for dominance, he slowly moved his hand up her back. When it reached her shoulders she let out a soft moan, pressing her body against his. His other hand slowly made its way over her backside, reaching to her tail and brushing it gingerly.

Starshine pulled her head back, her deep magenta eyes locked into the pegasus'. "I want this."

Thunderswirl simply smiled. "And who am I to refuse a lady's request?"

She smiled, gently lowering the both to the ground.

"Wait, what's she doing?"

Thunderswirl leaned over her, locking them into another passionate kiss. His hand glided along her body gently, along her leg, then back up. His hand rested on one of her breasts, and he pulled back his kiss to give a look of questioning to the woman under her.

Starshine simply gave him a look of permission, grabbing his hand and pressing it against her chest. She let out a cute moan, her arm falling aside as Thunderswirl squeezed gently through the cloth.

Rainbow's wings stiffened as she continued reading, feeling her own free hand mimicking Thunderswirl's, groping her own small breast from under her tanktop.

After a few more squeezes he removed his hand, making Starshine whine with disappointment and lust. He instead softly pulled the top of her dress down, revealing both her ample breasts. His hand returned to work, and flicked his tongue over the other's nipple. Starshine squeaked with pleasure, holding onto Thunderswirl's mane as her hips instinctively gyrated, trying to fill out a carnal pleasure that was yet to come.

After a few moments Thunderswirl stopped, wings stiffened and twitching. He could feel his member in much the same state, and could tell that Starshine wanted the same thing he did.

Rainbow couldn't hold back. Her free hand moved from her breast, now in the open, and down her body. Her hand dipped into her denim shorts, hovering painfully close to her clitoris. Her breathing became heavy.

As Thunderswirl pulled himself up and leant against a large stone, Starshine stood and removed the rest of her dress slowly, sensually. It fell at her hooves silently, and she stepped closer to Thunderswirl. She crouched and rubbed the bulge at his nethers, making him grunt in pleasure.

"You or me first?" She asked in a hushed tone, running her hand along his muzzle.

Thunderswirl didn't say anything, but gave his answer through running a finger along her soaked lower lips.

Rainbow started rubbing her own clitoris, her slit running wet from arousal.

Starshine moaned in pure pleasure. "Lick me~"

Thunderswirl grabbed her hips and guided her closer, her hips aligned with his head. He pressed his muzzle against her slit, lapping his tongue against the nub, sending sparks of pleasure through her spine. She grunted and moaned and pressed her hips against him, rubbing her clit when he was not sucking on it himself.

Rainbow herself moaned as she continued rubbing herself. Her hand wasn't getting enough room, she thought, and so took a pause from both reading and pleasuring to dispense her jeans and thoroughly-soaked panties. She quickly resumed her ministrations, rubbing furiously.

"Oh, d-darling! I'm close-!" She managed so say between moans. "Make me come!"

Thunderswirl could only oblige, and doubled his efforts. He raised his middle finger and prodded her entrance, and Starshine's moans turned to shrieks of delight.

Her ministrations only sped up, and she could feel herself on the edge of orgasm.

Starshine grabbed his head and pushed it closer, trying to stimulate herself as much as she could.

She threw her head back and screamed in ecstasy, her body freezing for a mere second. After a moment she collapsed entirely on top of Thunderswirl, twitching as her body finished itself from the pleasure, her breathing ragged, her horn sparking slightly.

Rainbow bit her lip to stop herself from screaming, lest she draw Twilight's attention. Her body stiffened for a second as she threw her own head back, unable to stop a moan of pleasure, hot liquid coming out of her swollen sex. After a moment she threw her head back, determined to continue, her natural resilience refusing her to stop from one mere orgasm.

As she twitched and shuddered she continued reading.

Starshine planted a sloppy kiss on Thunderswirl, licking her juices from his muzzle. She pushed herself down, her head floating just above his hidden, throbbing member.

"My turn."

She ran her hand along the bulge, looking for quick access. After a moment she shrugged and pulled at the trousers, pulling gently. As she pulled down she saw the very base of his cock, and she felt her arousal return. She kept pulling until it sprang from its hiding place, striking her in the chin.

"You ok?" Thunderswirl asked with concern.

"Fine." Starshine replied with a giggle, starting to stroke it slowly. "This thing is huge, how do you fit it in there?"

Thunderswirl merely shrugged, being the stallion of few words he was.

She smiled, then wrapped her lips around the tip. She looked up at Thunderswirl, who had his eyes locked on hers. She grinned as best as she could with a cock in her mouth, then pushed her head further down.

"G-geez, Twi's a perv." Rainbow mumbled as she continued stroking her slit. She stuck her finger in her vagina and started swirling the inside, her other hand now on her clit.

She kept diving further, occasionally coming back up for more air and to stroke it. After a few inches she shoved the entire length down her throat, gagging on its sheer size. She pulled up, coughing slightly, the member coated in her saliva.

Then she did it again, this time pumping her head up and down.

Thunderswirl stiffened, an orgasm approaching. He grabbed her head and held her down as he released his seed down her throat. Soon after he fell limp, merely watching Starshine pull his member out of her mouth with a pop and a short fit of coughing.

"My word, that was a mouthful..." She muttered with a grin, a small fleck of semen working its way down her mouth. She lapped it up quickly.

"What now?"

Starshine sucked the tip of his member to remove more of the substance within, then stroked it some more. "The real fun."

Soon enough he was hard again. She stood above him, using her fingers to spread her lips apart, then gently lowered herself onto his member, her girl-cum smoothing the entry. She gave a moan as she dropped down, taking the entire thing inside herself. She pulled herself up so that the tip was still inside, then she dropped again. She built up a steady rhythm, her eyes locked into his.

Rainbow's concentration was starting to wane slightly from the sheer stimulation she was giving herself. She flicked onto the next page quickly.

"Ah~! I-it's so big!" Starshine squealed as she kept pounding up and down, throwing her head back in pleasure. She started to slow down, however, her breathing laboured.

"You ok?"

"Tired..." She moaned.

"I'll take over." Thunderswirl picked her up, still inside her, and placed her gently on the ground. He thrust in as he leant over her, and her eyes widened.

"Oh Celestia yes! Pound me!"

Thunderswirl pulled back and thrust again, watching her eyes roll to the back of her head before she closed them. He continued the rhythm, building speed, watching as she moaned and squealed with pleasure, her face reflecting these very feelings.

Soon enough he was at a speed that rivalled a jackhammer, and Startshine's moans turned into screams of bliss. Thunderswirl felt her inner walls starting to clench as she

Rainbow stared at the blank part of the paper, three fingers in her pussy and one over her clit, all frozen.

"Oh come on."

"RAINBOW DASH?!" She heard an all-too-familiar voice scream.

She snapped her head back to see a flustered and shocked Twilight Sparkle staring at her. "Oops."

Twilight wailed as she sped over and gathered the papers off the desk, stuffing them haphazardly in a folder in her magic aura. "You read that?!" She saw the juice on the chair between Dash's legs and (to her internal fascination) on the wall behind the desk and blushed.

"Uh... Sorry?"

Twilight moaned in frustration. "That was the reject scene!"

"Wait... Reject?"

"Yeah... I'm writing an erotic novel, and I was trying to write the first sex scene but I've been stuck on that for ages!"

"So... You're not mad that I snuck into your room and came to your trashy porn?"

"Not entirely, just that you actually read that junk."

"I liked it."

Twilight shot her a glance. "Either you're saying that to spare my feelings or your tastes are terrible."

Rainbow looked at the fluid between her legs. "The latter, if anything."

Twilight sat down on her bed further away, placing the folder into the desk. "I don't have enough experience with sexual relationships to actually write scenes well."

"You did better than I could."

"No offence, you're not the writer type." She placed her head on her pillow. "I just borrowed stuff from the other erotic novels I've read, and had some... enlightening talks with Rarity."

"From the bit I've read, you're good at getting the sappy stuff down, and... pretty descriptive with the smut. All you need is someone to rut you and then it'll be perfect."

"Exactl- wait." Twilight looked at Rainbow. "How are you so good at this analysis thing?"

"Your eggheadedness must be rubbing off on me." Rainbow said, slipping her clothes back into place and standing up. "By the way, does it have to be a stallion?"

"Huh?"

"For the book, does Thunderswirl have to be a dude?"

"No..." Twilight gave her a suspicious glance. "Why?"

"Well-" Rainbow rubbed the back of her head. "Because... If you want, we could... Y'know... fuck... For the book, of course."

Twilight blushed brightly. "U-uhm... M-maybe, I-I-I'm not sure..."

Rainbow smiled. "Come on, it's that or asking Big Mac. I know how much you like him~"

"S-shut up."

"Hey, almost every mare in Ponyville likes him. Maybe not Lyra, and I can't read what Flutters thinks of him, but still."

"I..." Twilight sighed. "I'm more into mares anyway. Not completely homosexual, but more so than heterosexual."

"So, wanna fuck?"

Twilight stuttered, blushing wildly. "Rainbow!"

"I'm serious." Rainbow smiled.

Twilight mumbled to herself. "Alright. But it has to be intimate."

"Hey, whatever you want, darling."

Twilight blushed more, but giggled. "You don't have to call me that."

"Ok, fine." Rainbow replied, drifting over to Twilight.

"So, how do we start this...?" Twilight pondered, then dragged a chalkboard over with her magic.

"Twi?"

It was too late. Twilight was in the zone, her brain creating logical possibilities and sketching them on the board. "... We could role-play as the characters, but then it won't be the same as us doing it. We can't just go straight to tribadism because I need an intimacy factor. A list of sexual positions in order of completion would be grea-"

Rainbow, fed up with the ramblings of the egghead, simply grabbed her head and pressed her lips against hers. Twilight squeaked in surprise, before closing her eyes and revelling in the feelings.

"How about," Rainbow started, pulling out of the kiss. "We just do whatever feels right."

Twilight looked deep into Rainbow's magenta eyes with a hint of concern. "But... What if I do something you don't like?"

"Then we change it." Rainbow replied. "Relax, and just let yourself go."

Twilight closed her eyes, gingerly kissing the pegasus and, while falling to her back, pulled Rainbow on top of her. She felt Rainbow's tongue pressing against her lips, trying to get in, and she opened them. Her tongue wrapped around Rainbow's, the two of them sensually wrestling against each other.

Rainbow broke the kiss, running a hand smoothly along Twilight's legs and up and down her body, coming to rest just above her sweater's bottom. With a slight grin she pulled it upwards, and with Twilight's help quickly revealed her perky breasts.

Twilight used her magic to flip Rainbow's tank top up, and smiled. "They're cute."

"And great for flying." Rainbow smiled, placing her hands on her chest. "Yours are pretty cute too."

Twilight magically moved one of Rainbow's hands off and she replaced her own, eliciting a moan from the pegasus. "Sensitive too. Must be the conden-"

"Twilight, shut up with the science. We have sex to do."

Twilight was about to argue about her grammar when she felt a warm hand around her own breast. She exhaled deeply as she moved her hand over Rainbow's chest.

Rainbow leant down and, while rubbing one of the unicorn's breasts, took the other's nipple in her mouth and flicked it with her tongue. Twilight gasped sharply, and as Rainbow continued to suck, flick and press she moaned with pleasure.

After a few seconds Rainbow pulled her head up. "Y'know, as nice as this is, I know you want more." She looked into her eyes lustfully. "I can smell it."

"I... Uh..."

Rainbow gave her a half-lidded smile and pulled her body down, kissing her body straight down to the hem of her pants. She undid the button and yanked the zipper open, revealing a pair of thoroughly-soaked white panties. She grabbed the edge of both and pulled it down, watching the panties stick to her sex before the elastic pulled it away. "Geez, you're wet."

"W-well, I've never done something like thi-"

Nom

Twilight squealed in pleasure and surprise as Rainbow placed her lips around her slit and sucked. "Ooh~"

"You like?"

"I like." Twilight puffed, continuing to moan as Rainbow pleasured her, from flicking her tongue across her clit to prodding her opening. "O-oh Celestia, d-don't st-stop..."

Rainbow swirled her tongue around her sensitive nub, using a free hand to poke into her entrance. Twilight screamed in delight, her hips bucking into Rainbow. After a moment Rainbow felt something ethereal grab her head and pull her back, and she saw Twilight panting and her horn glowing.

"What's wrong?"

"Don't wanna come yet. Your turn." Twilight huffed, her horn sparking off and freeing the pegasus.

Rainbow grinned. "Just let me get rid of these clothes." As she started stripping, she hummed in thought. "Hey, does your horn have, like, sensitivity and stuff?"

"You mean if it's an erogenous zone?"

"I think."

"Well, it's really made of keratin, like our hooves, but it's packed with nerves. I've never really tested it, though."

"Wanna try?"

"Sure, why not." Rainbow tossed her sodden underwear aside and placed her hips above Twilight's head. "That thing's not sharp, is it?"

"Fortunately, no." Twilight replied. "I don't sharpen it like some other unicorns. I read somewhere it actually doesn't affect spell strength and focus, unlike popular-"

Rainbow groaned. "Twi, enough."

"Sorry."

Rainbow pressed her slit against the horn, rubbing slowly. "So, how's this for you?"

Twilight eyed her horn curiously. "I'm feeling something, but nothing too noticeable yet."

The pegasus raised her hips up and made the horn prod her entrance. She dropped herself slowly down, gasping as the length of keratin worked its way up her vagina.

"This feels kinda strange... Hold on, let me get some notepaper."

Her horn flared up inside Rainbow, who gasped with pleasure when the aura rippled its way through her opening and sparked against her sensitive areas.

"Huh..." Twilight saw the obvious effects her magic had on her, jotting it down on the paper. "That's interesting."

"W-woaaaahh~" Rainbow looked down at her pussy, feeling the energy inside her. "H-how are y-you do-doing that?"

"I'm just using basic Telekinesis." Twilight said matter-of-factly, an impressive feat considering that she had a pegasus fucking her horn. "Do... you want me to try another spell?"

"Ah-as long a-as it's no-not combat mah~magic, I-I'm cool." Rainbow managed to say.

Twilight closed her eyes in thought, trying to think of an appropriate spell. With the steadily-increasing pounding on her skull she could only think of one option: More powerful TK.

Her mind reached into the innate magic of the world, searching for something huge to wrap her aura around. Town hall was dangerous and expensive, so that option was out. She cast her magic to Sweet Apple Acres, where several abandoned water towers were. She picked up one, barely hearing Rainbow's scream of ecstasy, then another, and the last one she could find.

Applejack looked at the newly-rebuild water tower with pride, standing next to her family proudly.

"Ah tell ya, this thing ain't gonna fall as long as Ah live."

Her eyes widened as a familiar purple aura wrapped itself around the tower and pulled it straight off the ground. The aura was only around the top, however, and the base cracked and fell off, releasing a wave of water onto the farm ponies.

Applejack looked at the tower, then down at herself. Her hat was drooping over her head, and her shirt sodden.

"Twilight!"

Rainbow yelled in bliss, bobbing furiously along the unicorn's horn. Twilight was straining from the amount of magic she was using up, her mind close to collapsing the tunnel between the world and her magic.

"Rainbow, I'm gonna-"

Without enough warning her magic cut out. Rainbow slowed down and finally pulled herself off.

"Dude, that was awesome." Rainbow panted. "How'd ya do that?"

"Massive Telekinesis spell." Twilight recanted. "It's kinda draining after a few seconds though."

Rainbow grinned. "Well, that makes it a little more special then. So, ya wanna go on?"

"I'd love to." Twilight replied, bringing Rainbow into a kiss. She guided her down so that their glistening slits were nearly touching, and she placed her leg over one of Rainbow's. "Tribadism ok with you?"

Rainbow gave her a questioning look. Twilight rolled her eyes and made a scissoring gesture with her free hand. "Oh, scissoring. Got it."

"Honestly, Rainbow, I'd have expected you to know that one at least."

Rainbow smacked her slit against Twilight's, and both of them moaned happily. "Shut up."

They both started with a slow grind, bolts of pleasure running through their bodies. With both of them as close to the edge as they were it didn't take long for the grinding to reach a massive speed and their moans to once again become shrieks.

"Close?" Rainbow nearly yelled.

"Yeah~" Twilight replied in a similar volume. Her body started tensing up. "RaiiiiiaaaAAAAH!"

Twilight suddenly froze, yelling at the top of her lungs as short spurts of liquid shot from her slit over Rainbow's. This drove the pegasus over the edge as well, and with her scream came a single, large stream that nearly coated Twilight. As Rainbow rode her orgasm out she clambered on top of Twilight and gave her a large, twitchy kiss before collapsing.

As soon as their bodies had stopped convulsing from the sheer ecstasy of it, they sat up slowly.

"I'm impressed, Rainbow Dash." Twilight muttered, looking at her matted fur. "I've only read of female ejaculations being like that."

"Hey, when I do things, I do it hard and fast." She leant back, looking proud of herself.

"Oh, one last thing, Rainbow, before we should get some sleep."

Rainbow gave a questioning look.

Twilight pointed to the desk. "You're cleaning that up."

Author's Note

Yes, I wrote a clopfic. Deal with it.

Don't read too strongly into the world and plot. This is just a bit of pervy fun I wrote after reading a guide to writing erotic novels.

For those that do like this stuff, enjoy.

Preread (but not edited) by Stormbadger. Spelling mistakes (what few there were) fixed by Microsoft Word's Spellcheck, with me making sure it's correct.