The Making of The Colours of Love

by SigmatheAwesome

Rating: mature
Tags: Alternate Universe, Romance, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Anthro, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 13634

Twilight is writing an erotic novel, but is having some difficulty. Her friends help her.

Twilight, being the avid bookworm she is, is working on an erotic novel called 'The Colours of Love", but is lacking in the knowledge she needs to write it well.

When she catches Rainbow Dash reading a rejected sex scene, the two unanimously decide to work together to improve the book, and it only escalates from there.

Anthro ponies, and clop. Contains female x female. May have more mature themes (aside from blatant sex).

Published 2013-02-06 06:50:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-02-14 22:34:12 UTC

Chapter 1 - The Colours of Love

The cyan pegasus yawned loudly, reclining on a cloud. The sun was slowly starting to drop behind the horizon, the moon already clear in the sky.

"Man, weather stuff's tiring." She stretched her arm casually. "I need to relax."

She closed her eyes, but felt no rush of calm. She twisted and turned, but still nothing. She growled and sat up.

"Darnit, what's the matter, Dash?" She said to herself, standing up on the cloud, wings unfurling. "Perhaps Twi has a book or something on this."

She hopped up, spreading both arms and wings and catching the wind. The breeze lifted her off the cloud, and her flapping wings took care of the rest. With power, agility and pure awesomeness from years of self-training, she roared through the air around her home of Ponyville.

After a few seconds she arrived at Golden Oaks Library, where her friend Twilight Sparkle was living. Why Twilight was suddenly the owner of a library literally as soon as she got here was something that was kinda bugging her, but never indulged. Perhaps tonight.

She dived quickly and landed hard, a cloud of dust rising in the air. She dusted her jacket off quickly and knocked on the door.

The door was answered by a dragon. "Hey Rainbow Dash."

"Hey Spike." Rainbow greeted. "How's it hangin'?"

"Pretty good. I'm gonna be going out for a few hours, getting some things, y'know how it is."

"Cool." She looked around the library. "Hey, is Twilight here?"

"She's downstairs, working on some magic stuff." He smiled. "Why do you ask?"

"No reason." She lied, stepping inside. "Hey, how about I hold the fort while you're gone?"

"Uh..." Spike looked uncertain.

"It's not like Twilight's gonna be answering the door, so I might as well."

"O...kay..." Spike said cautiously. "But be careful, alright? If you break something Twilight'll go nuts."

"Hey, when have I ever broken anything?"

"Last Tuesday."

"That was Thunderlane's fault." Rainbow replied, crossing her arms. "He knocked me off-course."

"Whatever." Spike raised his claws. "Just don't do anything dangerous while I'm out." He waved and shut the door, leaving the pegasus in a room of silence.

"Well, now what?"

She decided to check the shelves, something she never really did before. There wasn't anything new in the Daring Do section, much to her irritation. Likewise, all but one book didn't seem that good of a read, and even that one book wasn't her thing.

"Stupid romance novels..." She mumbled.

Another section caught her eye on the name alone, though. Erotic Fiction. From a poster (made by Rarity, the best designer in Ponyville) hanging next to it, it told her that it was basically porn. Well, glorified porn, but still porn.

Strange that it was being displayed in the open.

"Weird..." She picked up one of the books, then placed it back after a glance at the blurb. In truth, none of this interested her. Judging by the covers, this seemed less glorified porn but more romance novels with sex.

And that was boring.

"Darnit." She shifted the last interesting book back into place, then flicked her tail in annoyance.

A naughty thought crossed her mind. One that would surely bring hell apon her head if she was caught, but too fun to pass up.

With a wicked grin on her muzzle, she drifted up the stairs to Twilight's room. She knocked on the door, making sure that nopony was in there, and to the sound of silence she pushed the door open.

The room was dark. A flick of the switch fixed that. There were, surprise surprise, more books. A quick scan revealed magical theory books or other such educational stuff, none of which interested her. Well, except the wing-based body language book. She could read that later.

In one corner of the room was a writing desk, barren except for a few pages. Next to the bed with night-based patterns on the sheets was an end table. She rifled through the draws on the end table, finding nothing of interest.

Certainly no pictures of hunky stallions (or sexy mares, she wouldn't have minded that).

She peeked under the bed, finding only a box which was magically sealed. She found nothing under the pillow, nor in it. There wasn't even anything in the big chest in the back, just... Toys. Boring ones too, but I guess they could be sentimental.

Even rifling through the wardrobes and chest-of-drawers yielded nothing.

The last thing she could search was the desk.

She took a seat on the swivel chair at the writing desk, then pulled the drawers open. They were empty. Freshly empty.

"What the hay?" Her eyes eventually fell on the papers on the desk. There were a few bunched together and one loose one, full of brainstorming. "Colours of Love?" She read the title on the notesheet, then tried making heads or tails of the scribbling below. She only caught names and places, some of which she wasn't sure on which one they were supposed to be.

She then had a look at the other pages. These ones were written in paragraphs, rather hastily as well. The first page on the list was titled '22', and the others on from that.

"Well, I've got nothing else to do. Let's see what she's written.

"I've always waited for this moment, my love." Starshine hummed, pulling the stallion's muzzle closer to her own. He could feel her breath tickling thehis fur as he wrapped his arms around her waist gently.

"As have I."

It was at that very moment that Thunderswirl's lips locked against Starshine's, her lips like velvet silk.

"Eugh, sappy." She groused, yet her eyes remained locked to the page.

As their lips parted and their toungs tongues fought for dominance, he slowly moved his hand up her back. When it reached her shoulders she let out a soft moan, pressing her body against his. His other hand slowly made its way over her backside, reaching to her tail and brushing it gingerly.

Starshine pulled her head back, her deep magenta eyes locked into the pegasus'. "I want this."

Thunderswirl simply smiled. "And who am I to refuse a lady's request?"

She smiled, gently lowering the both to the ground.

"Wait, what's she doing?"

Thunderswirl leaned over her, locking them into another passionate kiss. His hand glided along her body gently, along her leg, then back up. His hand rested on one of her breasts, and he pulled back his kiss to give a look of questioning to the woman under her.

Starshine simply gave him a look of permission, grabbing his hand and pressing it against her chest. She let out a cute moan, her arm falling aside as Thunderswirl squeezed gently through the cloth.

Rainbow's wings stiffened as she continued reading, feeling her own free hand mimicking Thunderswirl's, groping her own small breast from under her tanktop.

After a few more squeezes he removed his hand, making Starshine whine with disappointment and lust. He instead softly pulled the top of her dress down, revealing both her ample breasts. His hand returned to work, and flicked his tongue over the other's nipple. Starshine squeaked with pleasure, holding onto Thunderswirl's mane as her hips instinctively gyrated, trying to fill out a carnal pleasure that was yet to come.

After a few moments Thunderswirl stopped, wings stiffened and twitching. He could feel his member in much the same state, and could tell that Starshine wanted the same thing he did.

Rainbow couldn't hold back. Her free hand moved from her breast, now in the open, and down her body. Her hand dipped into her denim shorts, hovering painfully close to her clitoris. Her breathing became heavy.

As Thunderswirl pulled himself up and leant against a large stone, Starshine stood and removed the rest of her dress slowly, sensually. It fell at her hooves silently, and she stepped closer to Thunderswirl. She crouched and rubbed the bulge at his nethers, making him grunt in pleasure.

"You or me first?" She asked in a hushed tone, running her hand along his muzzle.

Thunderswirl didn't say anything, but gave his answer through running a finger along her soaked lower lips.

Rainbow started rubbing her own clitoris, her slit running wet from arousal.

Starshine moaned in pure pleasure. "Lick me~"

Thunderswirl grabbed her hips and guided her closer, her hips aligned with his head. He pressed his muzzle against her slit, lapping his tongue against the nub, sending sparks of pleasure through her spine. She grunted and moaned and pressed her hips against him, rubbing her clit when he was not sucking on it himself.

Rainbow herself moaned as she continued rubbing herself. Her hand wasn't getting enough room, she thought, and so took a pause from both reading and pleasuring to dispense her jeans and thoroughly-soaked panties. She quickly resumed her ministrations, rubbing furiously.

"Oh, d-darling! I'm close-!" She managed so say between moans. "Make me come!"

Thunderswirl could only oblige, and doubled his efforts. He raised his middle finger and prodded her entrance, and Starshine's moans turned to shrieks of delight.

Her ministrations only sped up, and she could feel herself on the edge of orgasm.

Starshine grabbed his head and pushed it closer, trying to stimulate herself as much as she could.

She threw her head back and screamed in ecstasy, her body freezing for a mere second. After a moment she collapsed entirely on top of Thunderswirl, twitching as her body finished itself from the pleasure, her breathing ragged, her horn sparking slightly.

Rainbow bit her lip to stop herself from screaming, lest she draw Twilight's attention. Her body stiffened for a second as she threw her own head back, unable to stop a moan of pleasure, hot liquid coming out of her swollen sex. After a moment she threw her head back, determined to continue, her natural resilience refusing her to stop from one mere orgasm.

As she twitched and shuddered she continued reading.

Starshine planted a sloppy kiss on Thunderswirl, licking her juices from his muzzle. She pushed herself down, her head floating just above his hidden, throbbing member.

"My turn."

She ran her hand along the bulge, looking for quick access. After a moment she shrugged and pulled at the trousers, pulling gently. As she pulled down she saw the very base of his cock, and she felt her arousal return. She kept pulling until it sprang from its hiding place, striking her in the chin.

"You ok?" Thunderswirl asked with concern.

"Fine." Starshine replied with a giggle, starting to stroke it slowly. "This thing is huge, how do you fit it in there?"

Thunderswirl merely shrugged, being the stallion of few words he was.

She smiled, then wrapped her lips around the tip. She looked up at Thunderswirl, who had his eyes locked on hers. She grinned as best as she could with a cock in her mouth, then pushed her head further down.

"G-geez, Twi's a perv." Rainbow mumbled as she continued stroking her slit. She stuck her finger in her vagina and started swirling the inside, her other hand now on her clit.

She kept diving further, occasionally coming back up for more air and to stroke it. After a few inches she shoved the entire length down her throat, gagging on its sheer size. She pulled up, coughing slightly, the member coated in her saliva.

Then she did it again, this time pumping her head up and down.

Thunderswirl stiffened, an orgasm approaching. He grabbed her head and held her down as he released his seed down her throat. Soon after he fell limp, merely watching Starshine pull his member out of her mouth with a pop and a short fit of coughing.

"My word, that was a mouthful..." She muttered with a grin, a small fleck of semen working its way down her mouth. She lapped it up quickly.

"What now?"

Starshine sucked the tip of his member to remove more of the substance within, then stroked it some more. "The real fun."

Soon enough he was hard again. She stood above him, using her fingers to spread her lips apart, then gently lowered herself onto his member, her girl-cum smoothing the entry. She gave a moan as she dropped down, taking the entire thing inside herself. She pulled herself up so that the tip was still inside, then she dropped again. She built up a steady rhythm, her eyes locked into his.

Rainbow's concentration was starting to wane slightly from the sheer stimulation she was giving herself. She flicked onto the next page quickly.

"Ah~! I-it's so big!" Starshine squealed as she kept pounding up and down, throwing her head back in pleasure. She started to slow down, however, her breathing laboured.

"You ok?"

"Tired..." She moaned.

"I'll take over." Thunderswirl picked her up, still inside her, and placed her gently on the ground. He thrust in as he leant over her, and her eyes widened.

"Oh Celestia yes! Pound me!"

Thunderswirl pulled back and thrust again, watching her eyes roll to the back of her head before she closed them. He continued the rhythm, building speed, watching as she moaned and squealed with pleasure, her face reflecting these very feelings.

Soon enough he was at a speed that rivalled a jackhammer, and Startshine's moans turned into screams of bliss. Thunderswirl felt her inner walls starting to clench as she

Rainbow stared at the blank part of the paper, three fingers in her pussy and one over her clit, all frozen.

"Oh come on."

"RAINBOW DASH?!" She heard an all-too-familiar voice scream.

She snapped her head back to see a flustered and shocked Twilight Sparkle staring at her. "Oops."

Twilight wailed as she sped over and gathered the papers off the desk, stuffing them haphazardly in a folder in her magic aura. "You read that?!" She saw the juice on the chair between Dash's legs and (to her internal fascination) on the wall behind the desk and blushed.

"Uh... Sorry?"

Twilight moaned in frustration. "That was the reject scene!"

"Wait... Reject?"

"Yeah... I'm writing an erotic novel, and I was trying to write the first sex scene but I've been stuck on that for ages!"

"So... You're not mad that I snuck into your room and came to your trashy porn?"

"Not entirely, just that you actually read that junk."

"I liked it."

Twilight shot her a glance. "Either you're saying that to spare my feelings or your tastes are terrible."

Rainbow looked at the fluid between her legs. "The latter, if anything."

Twilight sat down on her bed further away, placing the folder into the desk. "I don't have enough experience with sexual relationships to actually write scenes well."

"You did better than I could."

"No offence, you're not the writer type." She placed her head on her pillow. "I just borrowed stuff from the other erotic novels I've read, and had some... enlightening talks with Rarity."

"From the bit I've read, you're good at getting the sappy stuff down, and... pretty descriptive with the smut. All you need is someone to rut you and then it'll be perfect."

"Exactl- wait." Twilight looked at Rainbow. "How are you so good at this analysis thing?"

"Your eggheadedness must be rubbing off on me." Rainbow said, slipping her clothes back into place and standing up. "By the way, does it have to be a stallion?"

"Huh?"

"For the book, does Thunderswirl have to be a dude?"

"No..." Twilight gave her a suspicious glance. "Why?"

"Well-" Rainbow rubbed the back of her head. "Because... If you want, we could... Y'know... fuck... For the book, of course."

Twilight blushed brightly. "U-uhm... M-maybe, I-I-I'm not sure..."

Rainbow smiled. "Come on, it's that or asking Big Mac. I know how much you like him~"

"S-shut up."

"Hey, almost every mare in Ponyville likes him. Maybe not Lyra, and I can't read what Flutters thinks of him, but still."

"I..." Twilight sighed. "I'm more into mares anyway. Not completely homosexual, but more so than heterosexual."

"So, wanna fuck?"

Twilight stuttered, blushing wildly. "Rainbow!"

"I'm serious." Rainbow smiled.

Twilight mumbled to herself. "Alright. But it has to be intimate."

"Hey, whatever you want, darling."

Twilight blushed more, but giggled. "You don't have to call me that."

"Ok, fine." Rainbow replied, drifting over to Twilight.

"So, how do we start this...?" Twilight pondered, then dragged a chalkboard over with her magic.

"Twi?"

It was too late. Twilight was in the zone, her brain creating logical possibilities and sketching them on the board. "... We could role-play as the characters, but then it won't be the same as us doing it. We can't just go straight to tribadism because I need an intimacy factor. A list of sexual positions in order of completion would be grea-"

Rainbow, fed up with the ramblings of the egghead, simply grabbed her head and pressed her lips against hers. Twilight squeaked in surprise, before closing her eyes and revelling in the feelings.

"How about," Rainbow started, pulling out of the kiss. "We just do whatever feels right."

Twilight looked deep into Rainbow's magenta eyes with a hint of concern. "But... What if I do something you don't like?"

"Then we change it." Rainbow replied. "Relax, and just let yourself go."

Twilight closed her eyes, gingerly kissing the pegasus and, while falling to her back, pulled Rainbow on top of her. She felt Rainbow's tongue pressing against her lips, trying to get in, and she opened them. Her tongue wrapped around Rainbow's, the two of them sensually wrestling against each other.

Rainbow broke the kiss, running a hand smoothly along Twilight's legs and up and down her body, coming to rest just above her sweater's bottom. With a slight grin she pulled it upwards, and with Twilight's help quickly revealed her perky breasts.

Twilight used her magic to flip Rainbow's tank top up, and smiled. "They're cute."

"And great for flying." Rainbow smiled, placing her hands on her chest. "Yours are pretty cute too."

Twilight magically moved one of Rainbow's hands off and she replaced her own, eliciting a moan from the pegasus. "Sensitive too. Must be the conden-"

"Twilight, shut up with the science. We have sex to do."

Twilight was about to argue about her grammar when she felt a warm hand around her own breast. She exhaled deeply as she moved her hand over Rainbow's chest.

Rainbow leant down and, while rubbing one of the unicorn's breasts, took the other's nipple in her mouth and flicked it with her tongue. Twilight gasped sharply, and as Rainbow continued to suck, flick and press she moaned with pleasure.

After a few seconds Rainbow pulled her head up. "Y'know, as nice as this is, I know you want more." She looked into her eyes lustfully. "I can smell it."

"I... Uh..."

Rainbow gave her a half-lidded smile and pulled her body down, kissing her body straight down to the hem of her pants. She undid the button and yanked the zipper open, revealing a pair of thoroughly-soaked white panties. She grabbed the edge of both and pulled it down, watching the panties stick to her sex before the elastic pulled it away. "Geez, you're wet."

"W-well, I've never done something like thi-"

Nom

Twilight squealed in pleasure and surprise as Rainbow placed her lips around her slit and sucked. "Ooh~"

"You like?"

"I like." Twilight puffed, continuing to moan as Rainbow pleasured her, from flicking her tongue across her clit to prodding her opening. "O-oh Celestia, d-don't st-stop..."

Rainbow swirled her tongue around her sensitive nub, using a free hand to poke into her entrance. Twilight screamed in delight, her hips bucking into Rainbow. After a moment Rainbow felt something ethereal grab her head and pull her back, and she saw Twilight panting and her horn glowing.

"What's wrong?"

"Don't wanna come yet. Your turn." Twilight huffed, her horn sparking off and freeing the pegasus.

Rainbow grinned. "Just let me get rid of these clothes." As she started stripping, she hummed in thought. "Hey, does your horn have, like, sensitivity and stuff?"

"You mean if it's an erogenous zone?"

"I think."

"Well, it's really made of keratin, like our hooves, but it's packed with nerves. I've never really tested it, though."

"Wanna try?"

"Sure, why not." Rainbow tossed her sodden underwear aside and placed her hips above Twilight's head. "That thing's not sharp, is it?"

"Fortunately, no." Twilight replied. "I don't sharpen it like some other unicorns. I read somewhere it actually doesn't affect spell strength and focus, unlike popular-"

Rainbow groaned. "Twi, enough."

"Sorry."

Rainbow pressed her slit against the horn, rubbing slowly. "So, how's this for you?"

Twilight eyed her horn curiously. "I'm feeling something, but nothing too noticeable yet."

The pegasus raised her hips up and made the horn prod her entrance. She dropped herself slowly down, gasping as the length of keratin worked its way up her vagina.

"This feels kinda strange... Hold on, let me get some notepaper."

Her horn flared up inside Rainbow, who gasped with pleasure when the aura rippled its way through her opening and sparked against her sensitive areas.

"Huh..." Twilight saw the obvious effects her magic had on her, jotting it down on the paper. "That's interesting."

"W-woaaaahh~" Rainbow looked down at her pussy, feeling the energy inside her. "H-how are y-you do-doing that?"

"I'm just using basic Telekinesis." Twilight said matter-of-factly, an impressive feat considering that she had a pegasus fucking her horn. "Do... you want me to try another spell?"

"Ah-as long a-as it's no-not combat mah~magic, I-I'm cool." Rainbow managed to say.

Twilight closed her eyes in thought, trying to think of an appropriate spell. With the steadily-increasing pounding on her skull she could only think of one option: More powerful TK.

Her mind reached into the innate magic of the world, searching for something huge to wrap her aura around. Town hall was dangerous and expensive, so that option was out. She cast her magic to Sweet Apple Acres, where several abandoned water towers were. She picked up one, barely hearing Rainbow's scream of ecstasy, then another, and the last one she could find.

Applejack looked at the newly-rebuild water tower with pride, standing next to her family proudly.

"Ah tell ya, this thing ain't gonna fall as long as Ah live."

Her eyes widened as a familiar purple aura wrapped itself around the tower and pulled it straight off the ground. The aura was only around the top, however, and the base cracked and fell off, releasing a wave of water onto the farm ponies.

Applejack looked at the tower, then down at herself. Her hat was drooping over her head, and her shirt sodden.

"Twilight!"

Rainbow yelled in bliss, bobbing furiously along the unicorn's horn. Twilight was straining from the amount of magic she was using up, her mind close to collapsing the tunnel between the world and her magic.

"Rainbow, I'm gonna-"

Without enough warning her magic cut out. Rainbow slowed down and finally pulled herself off.

"Dude, that was awesome." Rainbow panted. "How'd ya do that?"

"Massive Telekinesis spell." Twilight recanted. "It's kinda draining after a few seconds though."

Rainbow grinned. "Well, that makes it a little more special then. So, ya wanna go on?"

"I'd love to." Twilight replied, bringing Rainbow into a kiss. She guided her down so that their glistening slits were nearly touching, and she placed her leg over one of Rainbow's. "Tribadism ok with you?"

Rainbow gave her a questioning look. Twilight rolled her eyes and made a scissoring gesture with her free hand. "Oh, scissoring. Got it."

"Honestly, Rainbow, I'd have expected you to know that one at least."

Rainbow smacked her slit against Twilight's, and both of them moaned happily. "Shut up."

They both started with a slow grind, bolts of pleasure running through their bodies. With both of them as close to the edge as they were it didn't take long for the grinding to reach a massive speed and their moans to once again become shrieks.

"Close?" Rainbow nearly yelled.

"Yeah~" Twilight replied in a similar volume. Her body started tensing up. "RaiiiiiaaaAAAAH!"

Twilight suddenly froze, yelling at the top of her lungs as short spurts of liquid shot from her slit over Rainbow's. This drove the pegasus over the edge as well, and with her scream came a single, large stream that nearly coated Twilight. As Rainbow rode her orgasm out she clambered on top of Twilight and gave her a large, twitchy kiss before collapsing.

As soon as their bodies had stopped convulsing from the sheer ecstasy of it, they sat up slowly.

"I'm impressed, Rainbow Dash." Twilight muttered, looking at her matted fur. "I've only read of female ejaculations being like that."

"Hey, when I do things, I do it hard and fast." She leant back, looking proud of herself.

"Oh, one last thing, Rainbow, before we should get some sleep."

Rainbow gave a questioning look.

Twilight pointed to the desk. "You're cleaning that up."

Author's Note

Yes, I wrote a clopfic. Deal with it.

Don't read too strongly into the world and plot. This is just a bit of pervy fun I wrote after reading a guide to writing erotic novels.

For those that do like this stuff, enjoy.

Preread (but not edited) by Stormbadger. Spelling mistakes (what few there were) fixed by Microsoft Word's Spellcheck, with me making sure it's correct.

Chapter 2 - Spic and Span

Applejack looked at the newly-rebuild water tower with pride, standing next to her family proudly.

"Ah tell ya, this thing ain't gonna fall as long as Ah live."

Her eyes widened as a familiar purple aura wrapped itself around the tower and pulled it straight off the ground. The aura was only around the top, however, and the base cracked and fell off, releasing a wave of water onto the farm ponies.

Applejack looked at the tower, then down at herself. Her hat was drooping over her head, and her shirt sodden.

"Twilight!"

Big Macintosh simply groaned. Apple Bloom, despite being soaked to the core, seemed to be looking positive.

"At least it ain't fallin'." Apple Bloom announced optimistically, then started walking back to the farm. "Come on, Granny Smith."

Granny Smith, who was equally soaked, groused and followed the young filly.

"Why, Ah aughta..." Applejack mumbled, then heard the faint sound of the aura flicker.

"AJ...?" Big Mac took a weary step back. Both could see the aura flickering in and out of sight, and more frequently as the seconds passed. "We should move."

"Ah agree."

The aura failed. The entire thing fell and smashed apart, sending chunks of metal flying.

One hit Applejack straight in the head, and her world turned dark.

"Uuurgh..." She moaned, regaining consciousness. Whatever just happened knocked her out badly.

"She's awake!" She heard her sister yell.

Applejack slowly opened her eyes. She was in a sterile white room, which she instantly recognised as a hospital thanks to past experience, and her head and right leg was throbbing painfully. "Ah'm ok..."

"That you are." A stallion's voice replied. "It's a miracle you didn't suffer any permanent and or severe injury."

Applejack tried to sit up, but was gently kept down by the doctor... Nurse... Whatever his job actually was. Now she could see her family around her bed, looking very happy to see her awake. "How long-?"

"Half a day."

Applejack let out a whistle. "It sure feels a heck of a lot longer."

"That's common." He replied. "How do you feel?"

"Well, mah leg and head are killin' me, but that's it."

"That's normal for a broken leg."

"Broken what?" Applejack asked.

"You're leg's broken." Big Mac responded for the doctor. "A second piece of metal hit ya leg just after the first one did. All blunt force, but enough to break even your bones."

Applejack looked at her leg, which she could tell from under the sheets was in a cast. "Is this a wheelchair or a crutch sorta injury?"

"Wheelchair, I'm afraid." The doctor said. "Should be healed within a month."

"Darnit..." Applejack plopped her head back down on the pillow and sighed.

"You are, however, free to go." The doctor smiled professionally at her.

"At least there's that."

"Eeyup."

"Y'all sure you've haven't had enough?" Big Mac asked in a concerned voice.

Applejack swallowed her mouthful before responding. "Ah've not eaten anythin' since last night, and that was before dinner." She inhaled another slice of pie. "So Ah'm making sure t' get somethin' in mah belly now."

"Kay."

Apple Bloom devoured one of her slices of pie. "So, what are ya gonna do while ya leg's busted?"

"Ah'm thinking," Applejack started. "Ah'v had an idea fer a book but no time t' plan anythin'."

"Y'all plannin' on writing a book?" Big Macintosh raised an eyebrow.

"Ah know, it's a little strange. Ah ain't illiterate and Ah do enjoy readin', so Ah thought Ah might as well try writin'." She smiled proudly. "Ah'm still workin' things out, but Ah'm gonna try and get Twilight to help."

Apple Bloom beamed. "Is it a book about robot ninja ponies fightin' zombie pirates?"

Applejack raised an eyebrow, a slight smile on her face. "Nah, it ain't. Interestin' idea, though."

"What's it about anyway?" Big Mac asked.

"Somethin' along the lines of a romance novel, with like a hoity-toity guy fallin' in love with a simple farmer girl." She spotted the strange look she was being given by the two. "Yes, Ah wanna write a romance novel. Deal with it."

"Ah ain't complaining. Except, that plot's overused." Big Mac started. "Try somethin' a little less done, if ya can."

"Ah'll see what Twilight has t' offer." Applejack replied.

The meal proceeded in pleasant conversation, but ended shortly. This left Applejack with a whole half-day to do story planning.

Several problems stopped her, however. One, her desk was up the stairs, two, she had no ideas.

She wheeled herself over to the phone and dialled the library's number.

After some ringing, a click indicated the start of a call. "Golden Oaks Library. Twilight Sparkle speaking."

"Heya Twi, it's Applejack."

"Oh!" Twilight sounded pleased. "Hey Applejack, how's things?"

"Ah broke my leg when you decided to lift the water tower up and drop it suddenly." Applejack said with a hint of venom, enough to display her annoyance but not enough to seem like she hated her.

"Ooh... Uh... Sorry. I was, uh, doing something important, but my magic cut out."

"It's ok, Twi." Applejack let the venom go. "Hey, are ya busy today?"

A ruffling of paper. "Not really, why?"

"Ah was just wonderin' if y'all could help me with some things here at th' farm. Not like 'pickin' apple' stuff, just stuff around th' house."

"Certainly. I'll be over in just a second."

Applejack leant back on her wheelchair. "All I gotta do is wait half an hour..."

No less than a minute later a flash of lavender light shined its way through the windows, and there's a knocking on the door.

Applejack wheeled up and opened the door. "Howdy, Twilight."

"Hey." Twilight, a back-pack on her back, took a step inside. "What do you need help with?"

"Well, first up, Ah need help up the stairs."

Twilight surveyed the situation. "No problem." Her horn sparked up brightly and an aura wrapped itself around the chair and Applejack.

"Don't drop me, ya hear?"

"It's not like I'm lifting three water towers at once." She replied, casually but softly floating the pony up the stairs, walking casually beside her. After a moment she placed her gently down and cut the magic.

"Thanks." Applejack wheeled on to her room. "Now, this is gonna sound a little strange, but Ah need help with a book Ah'm planning."

"A book?" Twilight smiled. "I'd love to help. What's it about?"

"Mah original plan was a romance novel where a noble stallion falls in love with a farm girl, but Big Mac suggested somethin' else."

"Is this adult literature or not?"

"Uh..." Applejack gave her a questioning look. "Not. Why?"

"Well, I need a better idea of what the book's about." Twilight placed her bag down on the floor. "So, let's see what we can do."

"... So Ah just have to have this happen, then this'll make sense, right?"

"Exactly."

Applejack sighed, then looked at the clock. It read 6PM. "It's about time fer me t' have a shower an' get some shut-eye. Y'all better head on back."

"I should... but," Twilight started. "How are you going to have a shower with a cast?"

"Ain't it supposed to be waterproof?"

"Yes, but there's still a gap where water can get in and become nasty. No, you'll need to clean manually."

"No big." Applejack shrugged. "Ah just get a cloth an' wipe mahself down."

"You'll miss some places. Perhaps you could get a family member to do it for you?"

"Uh... No offence, Twi, but Ah ain't exactly keen on mah family cleanin' me up. Apple Bloom's too... wild. Granny's not gonna be able t' see what she's doin' very well, and Ah certainly don't want mah brother t' do it."

"Why not? You're siblings, it shouldn't be awkward."

"Well, it is, and Ah really think Ah can do it mahself."

"I'll do it."

Applejack blinked. "Uh..."

"I'll clean you. After all, we're both girls and friends, so it won't be awkward."

Applejack blushed. "W-well, if y'all are insistin'..."

Twilight grinned, moving behind Applejack's chair. "Let's go, then!"

Applejack was wheeled quickly to the bathroom before she could respond properly, and within seconds had Twilight looking over her.

"We'll need to undress you." Twilight said calmly, barely noticing Applejack's embarrassed look. The weather was quite warm that day, so the farmpony was only wearing a pair of denim shorts and a shirt tied at the bottom, revealing quite a bit of her generous bosom. She started with the top, undoing the knot with her hands instead of her magic. Applejack's boobs bounced slightly as she released them. "Geez, those things are huge."

"Can we jus' get this over with?" Applejack blushed furiously.

Twilight grabbed a washcloth and soaked it under the tap, applying soap to it as well. She started washing her shoulder to start with, running it along her shoulder blades slowly before reaching the other shoulder. She did the same circuit over the front, mere inches from her bust, then started on her neck and face. "Are you ok?"

"A-ah'm alright..." Applejack stuttered.

The unicorn smiled, working on the farmer's arms and torso softly. She stopped for a moment to refresh the cloth then placed it on Applejack's breast, and the farmer gasped slightly.

Twilight slowly (and rather sensually) ran the cloth over both of the huge organs, Applejack's breath deepening slightly. It was over in a matter of seconds, however.

"Now, to work on the other half." Twilight said as she refreshed the cloth. She gripped the edge of the shorts and gently pulled it down, making sure to be careful with the cast, then discarded it. It struck her as odd that Applejack wasn't wearing anything else there. "Going commando, I see."

Applejack blushed and rubbed her arm. "None o' them were clean."

"Fair enough." She slowly ran the cloth on the outside of her good leg, then from her hooves went up the inside. As she reached the slit Applejack squirmed. "Oh come on, Applejack, I'm just cleaning you."

After a moment Applejack set her leg back in place. "Alright, but be quick-" She let out a surprised gasp as Twilight ran the cloth over her sex, her breathing becoming heavier. The stimulation stopped after a while, though.

"I need to wash your back now. How do I do that...?" Twilight tapped her chin, studying the chair. "Ah, I've got it now." With her magic she adjusted the back of the wheelchair, slowly dropping it into a flat position, then unstrapping Applejack's casted leg from the part holding it up, using her magic to keep it steady. "Ready?"

Applejack gave a thumbs-up, bracing herself to flip over. With the help of Twilight she slowly turned herself over, her tail now in the air. Twilight started cleaning her back, but ended up cleaning her backside more.

Applejack sighed.

"Enjoying this?" Twilight asked in an almost seductive voice.

"Yeah..." Applejack's tail flicked randomly.

Twilight smiled and used her magic to hold Applejack's cheeks apart, and started cleaning inside the gap much to Applejack's surprise. "And this?"

Applejack grunted quietly, feeling her body get aroused.

"I'll take that as a yes." Twilight added, running the wet bar of soap over two of her fingers, one on each hand. "You're going to like this, I think." She ran one of her fingers along Applejack's slit, poking the entrance. The other finger prodded her asshole.

"What're ya waitin' for?" Applejack asked, her breathing becoming heavier.

Twilight gingerly pushed both fingers inside her, swirling them around. Applejack moaned as she felt both her walls being touched, the lower finger occasionally striking a sensitive spot.

"Wait..." Applejack panted. "Ah have a better idea."

Twilight paused her ministrations and looked up. "Yes?"

"Help me off this darn thing, then we can... Uh... What's it called, sixty-nine?"

Twilight smiled, eyes half-lidded. "Sounds like a plan." Using both her magic and arms she helped Applejack off the chair and onto the tiled floor. "Comfortable?"

"Enough." Applejack gave her a smile. "Now come on, let's do this."

Twilight took her entire clothing set off quickly and leaned over Applejack, her slit inches from her face. "Your move."

Applejack grinned and grabbed her hips, shoving her pelvis towards her head and the unicorn's slit into her open mouth. Twilight gasped in pleasant surprise, before she dived into her own work. She felt Applejack's moan through her sex, sending a jolt of pleasure along her body. She moaned herself, which Applejack felt with similar results.

While the two were furiously sucking and licking each other Twilight stuck her fingers back in Applejack's holes, and she felt Applejack do the same. Their hips gyrated against their muzzles, their moans growing heavier and louder.

"T-Twi, ya cl-close?"

"Ye-yeah~" Twilight moaned in reply, feeling herself getting closer to the edge. "You?"

"V-very..." The farmpony stopped her licking as her breath all but stopped, coming out as a strangled moan, her arms dropping. Her hips bucked, a small spray of girl-cum ejecting out of her slit onto the floor, and her breathing returned, extremely heavy. Applejack grabbed Twilight's hips and shoved her down again, doubling her efforts as the rest of her body rode the orgasm out.

Twilight's body stiffened as she let out a scream of pleasure, feeling herself coming over Applejack's muzzle. She fell limp shortly after, panting and her mane soaking in Applejack's fluids.

Applejack let out a low whistle. "Ya certainly know how t' get a mare excited..."

"I read a lot..." She replied, flipping onto her back next to Applejack.

"What were y'all writin' again?"

"So..." The pink pony tapped her chin thoughtfully. "What you're telling me, Apple Bloom, is that Applejack's leg is broken?"

"Yeah." Apple Bloom replied. "Ah was wonderin' what you could do t' help lift her spirits?"

"Let me think about it." Pinkie took a seat and whipped out a notepad. "Alright, what would make her smile? Apples? Nah, she sees a lot of those..."

"A Get-Well party?"

Pinkie looked up from her notepad with a stunned look, then she snapped her fingers as she got a massive grin. "Apple Bloom, you deserve a free cupcake." Pinkie ruffled through her poofy tail and extracted a (strangely well-preserved) cupcake, and tossed it to Apple Bloom, who caught it.

Pinkie went back to her notepad, writing at a furious pace.

"Now, time to get some help..."

Author's Note

I've had some reservations about uploading this story. On one hand, a lot of people like clop, so this is ok for them. Quite a few others, some being more vocal than most, aren't the biggest fans of it. Two reasons the latter don't like it:
1) It's like writing horses having sex, which (to them) is sick.
2) It's a quick way to get popular.
I'm not writing this because I'm a sick person (I'm not normal, but not sick) nor to try and get popular. I'm writing this because I want to write it.

Now that my little spiel is over, let's get to the biscuits.

Each character has a different sexual encounter with Twilight, both in context and what happens. Not to spoil anything, but this is how it goes:
1) Rainbow: Twilight catches her masturbating to a rejected scene. They have fairly intimate sex to help Twilight with her knowledge bank.
2) Applejack: Applejack breaks her leg and needs to be cleaned by Twilight. This changes for the sexy.
3) Pinkie Pie: Involves strap-ons.
4) Fluttershy: As I cannot bring myself to hurt Fluttershy emotionally (for this story, at least) this is the more intimate encounter.
5) Rarity: Rarity is helping Twilight write the book, so she completes her knowledge bank through the aid of magic and sex.

Some may be excited to hear that I've already written the Pinkie and Fluttershy chapters. Some may be reading this when it's completed, and are looking forward to getting to the next chapters. Whatever it is, I hope you enjoy it, and if you don't like anthro, clop, or my writing, don't say anything unconstructive.

Also, I'm a fan of author Applejack :)

Chapter 3 - Party Animal

Pinkie tapped her hoof incessantly, waiting for the phone to pick up. "Come on, Twilight... I'm on a tight schedule..."

The phone clicked. "Golden Oaks Library. Spike the Dragon speaking."

"Hi Spike!" Pinkie nearly yelled her greeting. "D'ya know where Twilight is?"

"She went over to Applejack's to help her with something, but she'll be back in an hour. Why?"

Pinkie beamed, though her smile was lost to Spike. "Imma plannin' a super-duper Get-Well-Soon party for Applejack, but I need some help from Twilight before I can start."

"Awesome." Spike replied. "Hey, if you need any help from me, just let me know."

"Okie Dokie Lokie." Pinkie replied. "I'll call tomorrow, and see if she's free."

"Cool. Alright, see ya later."

"Bye-bye!" Pinkie waved, the visual sign once again lost. She slammed the phone back on the hook, ending the call.

"Pinkie, you done?"

"Yep!" Pinkie bounced back to the kitchen, the bright lights in the kitchen being a lot more comforting than the darkness outside. "What's up?"

"Mostly just the fact that it costs us a bit to call someone from that phone." Mr Cake replied, rolling some dough. "Also I need you to finish this."

"Okie Dokie Lokie!"

Pinkie tapped her hoof incessantly again, phone to her ear.

Click. "Golden Oaks Li-" Twilight's voice started.

"Hey Twilight!" Pinkie yelled.

"Ow... Good morning Pinkie." Twilight yawned. "How can I help?"

"I'm planning a Get-Well-Soon party for Applejack and I need your help. You free?"

A shuffling of paper. "I think so... Ah! Yes, I am- Wait, since when did you know about Applejack's broken leg?"

"Apple Bloom told me, duh."

"Oh... That makes sense. Alright, I'll be over shortly."

"Coolseeyathenbye!" Slam!

"Careful with that!" Mrs Cake called out.

Pinkie zoomed straight to the door and nearly broke the door off her hinges, a dead serious look on her face. Parties were serious business.

After a few minutes of tedious walking in circles, Twilight came into view. Pinkie covered the distance in no time, grabbing her by the shoulders.

"Twilight, there you are!"

"Nice to see you too..." Twilight grumbled

"Come on, we don't have long." Pinkie bounced along, leaving Twilight confused.

"Pinkie, we don't even have a date yet. We've got as much time as we need."

Pinkie froze mid-bounce. "Oh yeah!" She turned to face her again. "Well? You coming?"

Twilight's ear twitched, but she smiled. "Yeah."

"So, how can I help?"

"Other than the heavy lifting, I need some help planning. I'm working on the food and location, but there's some things I need clarified."

"Such as?"

"Whether it should be an 'adult's only' or all ages party? And should it be invited or open door?"

"Well, personally I like the idea of invites."

Pinkie jotted it down. "And the age limit?"

"There's nothing stopping us doing both, you know." Twilight replied.

"Come again?"

"We could have an all-ages party for the first few hours, then we could have an adult's only when it gets late. Sound good?"

"I..." Pinkie looked blankly somewhere. "... Can't believe I didn't think of that myself!" She laughed, grabbing Twilight by the shoulders again. "That way she'll have the best of both worlds!"

"My point exactly. Although, I'd ask her if she's fine with it."

"I'll do it later." Pinkie waved her hand dismissively, then jotted some notes. "On a completely unrelated note, Rainbow told me you're writing a book."

"I am." Twilight replied.

"A sexy book." Pinkie grinned.

Twilight blushed. "Y-yeah... And?"

"And that you and Rainbow... Y'know..." She raised her eyebrows twice in succession.

"I... don't get it." Twilight lied.

"You and Rainbow... had some fun the night before last." Eyebrow eyebrow.

"C-could you be a little more specific?"

Pinkie stared at her unimpressed. "You and Dashie fucked each other because you needed some experience for your erotic novel. Geez, I thought you knew that." She rapped her knuckles on Twilight's skull. "Is your memory that bad?"

Twilight was positively blushing. "O-oh yeah... Wait. She TOLD you?!"

"Only me." Pinkie smiled, crossing her arms. "And made me Pinkie Promise not to tell anypony else except you."

Twilight sighed deeply. "And I was worried that you'd gone and told everyone."

"I can't break a Pinkie Promise. But..." Pinkie gave her a seductive look. "I can always help with the book..."

"Uh..." Twilight looked around. "I appreciate the offer, but I'm still a little tired from last night."

"You had sex last night as well?"

Stupid Freudian Slips. "... Yes... With Applejack."

"Ooooh..." Pinkie leaned closer. "What was it like? Did she tie you up? Did you wear her hat?"

"One, it felt great. Two, no she didn't tie me up, as her leg was broken. Three, I did not wear her hat, as she wasn't wearing it while I was cleaning her. Four, stop asking."

"So you've had two lesbian encounters, so that's a good start to the book." Pinkie tapped her chin. "But you need to know what it's like being sexified by a dude too."

"I... do?"

"Yep! That way you don't exclude female readers." Pinkie dashed over to her bed, and pulled herself under it. "Good thing I've got a buncha stuff to use." She, through a few tosses, loaded at least twenty different sex toys onto her bed. Afterwards she ran to the door and locked it. "But first, you need to be naked."

"Wait, wha-?"

Pinkie leaped to behind Twilight and with unknown strength yanked her skirt and panties down to the ground.

"Pinkie!" Twilight yelled, covering her crotch.

"What?"

"Do you mind?"

"Nope."

Twilight rolled her eyes, and before Pinkie could she took her hoodie and shirt off and cast it aside. "Let's just get this over with." Her horn flared up and an aura wrapped around Pinkie's clothing. In a flash of light the items disappeared, reappearing off somewhere else in the room.

Pinkie giggled. "That felt funny!"

Twilight walked up to the pile of toys, sorting through them. "Too small... Not the right shape... Too solid... Aha!" She picked up one that looked as accurate to a stallion's member that a flexible piece of plastic could.

Pinkie looked over it. "Ah, so you're going for a realistic thing." She stuck her hand out and stroked Twilight's slit quickly, the unicorn gasping in shock. "Let's just get you warmed up then..."

Twilight leant back onto the bed as Pinkie stroked her clit and stuck her finger inside her. After a few seconds Twilight was panting and dripping wet.

"And now for the fun bit!" Pinkie strapped a sort-of harness onto herself, and she stuck the dildo where one on a stallion would be. She leant over Twilight, poking her entrance with the tip. She slowly guided it in, and started a steady rhythm that quickly sped up. One of her hands latched out to Twilight's breast, squeezing and making Twilight moan in delight.

After a few minutes, Twilight was squirming in delight. "Ah~ I-I think I'm close!"

Pinkie stopped abruptly, flicking some hair out of her eyes, a slightly disturbing smile on her face.

"Hey! What gives?"

"I've got something a lot better than this." Pinkie pulled the device out, and helped Twilight up. She bounced off to the wardrobe, where she dug through. "Aha!"

Twilight's eyes widened when she emerged with a box the size of Spike. "Oh dear."

"This," Pinkie said while opening the box. "Is something I got years ago. It's a, quote, 'biosynchronous sexual toy that reacts in much the same way a male's own member would. It links up with the nervous system and temporarily implants the knowledge on how penises work while someone is wearing this. Designed for mares.’ I dunno what half of that means, but the store guy told me it basically turns into a dick when you wear it."

"What size is it, dare I ask?"

Pinkie flipped the box over. "Two Ex-Ell."

Twilight gulped. "And you're going to stick that... Inside me...?"

Pinkie gave her a deeply unsettling grin. "Of course. But first..." She said as she secured the device. It flashed brightly and turned from the black plastic and straps to looking like it was actually growing out of her body. "You have to get me hard."

Twilight walked up and knelt in front of Pinkie. From her knowledge, it was partially out of the sheath, but there was more to go. She gripped it with her hands and it felt... warm. Pinkie hummed as she pumped her hand along its length, feeling it grow under her hands.

"Wow..." Twilight watched it get bigger... And bigger... And bigger. It was at least 12 inches long and at least a one inch radius. "Is this even going to fit?"

"Oh yeah." Pinkie replied. "I think it's hard enough."

Twilight blinked. "So..."

Pinkie's cheerful grin turned into something a lot more sinister, the pony's eyes shrinking down. She grabbed Twilight's head and slammed it into the ground, her back in the air.

"OW!" Twilight shouted. "Pinkie, what the heck?!"

Pinkie loomed over Twilight, a goofy grin on her face. "Oh come on, Twilight, relax a little!" Her smile turned sinister again. "You'll need to."

Twilight felt Pinkie rubbing her member over her slit, gathering up liquid, before prodding her asshole. "Oh no. Oh, don't you dare!"

Pinkie laughed madly, before shoving the entire length into her ass. Twilight screamed in pain, her eyes becoming pinpricks. The party pony started increasing the speed rapidly until she was hammering down, her hips smacking against Twilight's cheeks.

Twilight yelled and screamed with every smack, a mix of pain and pleasure clouding her mind. Pinkie grabbed her tail and pulled hard.

"You like that, don't you?"

She could only scream in response. Against all possible wishes otherwise, she could feel herself rapidly closing to the edge of orgasm. Her head was yanked back by Pinkie, and it startled her to see her with a flattened mane and the most disturbingly crazy grin she had ever seen from somepony other than herself.

"Answer me, bitch!" Pinkie yelled, as she yanked her tail again and slapped her butt hard.

This drove her over the edge. She tensed up, screaming at the top of her lungs, her slit spurting hot fluids behind her.

"I'll take that as an 'I love it'." She continued to pound her, before slamming against her and holding. "And here's your prize!"

Twilight felt a huge load of hot seed fill her up. Another caused some overflow, and the last few ones, which got progressively smaller, caused much more to spill out onto the wooden floor.

Pinkie panted with satisfaction, until her mane turned poofy again and she gasped, tugging at a buckle on her back. Upon opening it the device turned back into its black plastic form and dropped to the ground. "Twilight!"

She leant down to see Twilight face to face. The unicorn was crying, and that made Pinkie worry.

She scooped her into her arms and held her in a comforting hug. "I'm sorry, Twilight..." She stroked her mane gently, trying to calm her down. "The strap-on... I think it made me do that..."

Twilight sniffled and wrapped her arms around Pinkie. "Can you... Can you get rid of it?"

Pinkie looked at the device, lying on the ground, coated in its own juices. "I knew I should've gotten the white version... Sure thing, Twilight." The pink pony felt a dribble of seed running down onto her leg, but ignored it.

Twilight looked into Pinkie's eyes. "It wasn't all bad, though..." Twilight sniffed. "At least I have a scene idea now."

Pinkie gave her a friendly-but-confused smile. "I... See... I've got some good news, though."

"Oh?"

"I read that the fluid is actually magical, and disappears after an hour or less. So you don't have to worry about cleaning it up or... y'know..."

Twilight smiled, releasing herself from the hug. "One thing, though."

Pinkie tilted her head.

"I think I need to go to the toilet right now."

After the little... Incident with what was later discovered to be a cursed strap-on sold to Pinkie by a dodgy salesman, Twilight and Pinkie quickly pulled the party together.

The first part went over excellently, the Cutie Mark Crusaders eagerly running around and trying some minor crusading. After a few hours, though, they and Spike were escorted back home by Granny Smith, who had left the other adults to have their own fun.

Of course, Pinkie spiked the punch and pulled out the kegs of hard cider once they left.

Pinkie was somehow able to metabolise alcohol fast enough that the few drinks she had barely affected her, such was the way of Pinkie Pie. Fluttershy was wise to the spike, and so didn't drink any alcohol and stuck to the soft cider that was provided before. Rarity had a few sips of both alcoholic drinks, and was a little tipsy.

Applejack and Rainbow were happily singing together, about as drunk as each other despite the fact that Applejack had double the amount that Rainbow had.

Twilight skulled her fifth drink of spiked punch. "An' so I said to him... 'I don wanna write yer essay', and dyaknow what he said?"

"Um..." Fluttershy tried to think. "No, I don't think I do."

"He said 'I... I'll pay yoo three-hundrd bits fer it.'"

"Oh my."

"'Oh my' is right, my friend... Ah-I turned him down, of course. I mean, how else wud he learn?" She chuckled drunkenly. "He, uh, he failed the essay... An' he blamed me... But no-one believed him..."

"Um, not to interrupt, but-"

"He had a record o' doin' silly-" Rainbow smashed her glass on the floor, shouting "Another", just as Twilight swore. "- Before, like tryin' t' hit on th' teachers an' stuff like that..."

"Twilight, um, I think-"

"Who the hay hits on yer teacher? I certainly didn't, even though that Mr. Trotwood was a hansom fella~"

Fluttershy grabbed Twilight's cup and poured her what she thought was water from an oddly square glass bottle. "Have some water, you'll feel better."

Twilight lazily grabbed the cup and tried to sniff it like a wine connoisseur. She failed dismally. "A-allright..." She skulled the drink. "Whoo, I didn't know water was that strong..."

Pinkie leant over, holding the bottle. "Did you pour her a drink from this bottle?"

"Um, yes, but-"

"Fluttershy!" She hissed, as not to startle the others. "That was vodka, not water."

Fluttershy blinked. "Oh my."

"Is it me or is the room spinnin'?" Twilight said, stumbling around now. Indeed, to her the room was spinning and she was rapidly losing balance.

And then she lost it, just as she passed out.

Author's Note

Drunk Twilight is best Twilight.

If you have any tips on how I could make the sex scenes a little more... interesting than they already are, I'm willing to listen to any suggestions.

Chapter 4 - Flutter On

She was falling.

Falling through an endless black void.

Ok, floating, technically. Twilight thought to herself.

In front of her a yellow haze formed. Tendrils of pink, emerging from both ends of the shape, flowed through an ethereal breeze.

In one blink she was standing in a field of flowers, pink-winged butterflies fluttering about without a care in the world. The same ghostly shape hovered just in front of her.

"Twilight," It said in a soft, very familiar voice. "Twilight, are you awake?"

"Fluttershy?" Twilight asked. "Is that you?"

The shape solidified into the pegasus she knew, wings splayed and her mane and tail still flowing. Her eyes slowly opened, revealing their teal colour to her. It just suddenly struck her how beautiful she was, but reasoned that because she was hovering without using her wings and that she was also naked this wasn't really Fluttershy.

"Twilight?" Flutterghost asked again, her face dashed with a hint of concern.

Twilight took a step towards her. "Fluttershy, where am I?"

Flutterghost closed her eyes, but said nothing.

"Fluttershy, answer me! What's going on?"

A black shape solidified in front of her just as it struck her muzzle. She saw Flutterghost turn into a red, angry mist for a split second as she heard her shocked grasp.

Her muzzle kept getting pounded by the black shape, and while she could tell Flutterghost was saying something, her voice was being distorted by her flickering into red frequently.

Then, as the black shape smacked hard into her face, the field, Flutterghost and the butterflies dissolved into black.

Twilight snapped open her eyes, only to have it shut by a furry foot smacking it.

"Angel, stop!" She heard Fluttershy yell. "She's awake!"

The pounding ceased, and she felt a weight jump off her. She opened her eyes to see Fluttershy looking back down at her with those bright, teal eyes.

"Thank goodness you're alright." Fluttershy breathed a sigh of relief. "For a second I thought you were stuck in eternal sleep."

"It's called a coma." Twilight said, sitting up. She noticed that her right arm was bandaged, and her right cheek covered in bandaids. She was also topless, but honestly didn't care.

Fluttershy did care, though, and she averted her gaze. "I'm sorry, but to get the wounds bandaged properly I had to-"

"Relax, Fluttershy." Twilight reassured her, covering her chest up with the blanket. "So, what happened?"

"Well," Fluttershy started, meeting her eyesight again. "After I accidentally gave you vodka instead of water, you lost consciousness and fell onto the glass that Rainbow had smashed. We took you back to my place and fixed you up, though I wanted to take you to a hospital."

Twilight looked at her arm, trying her flexibility. Despite being cut by glass it was moving pleasantly well. "I appreciate your help none-the-less." She moved the blanket to the side and spotted that a fair bit of her body and her right leg were also bandaged. "Ouch... How long was I out?"

"Fifteen hours." Fluttershy recounted. "I'm afraid you're going to have to stay here for a few more days, unless you know any healing magic?"

"As a matter of fact," Twilight replied. "I do know some. It's basic, so I won't be completely healed. I used it on Applejack to accelerate her leg's healing process."

"Is there a drawback?" Fluttershy asked. "I read a book where somepony had healing powers, but it took life from other things..."

"No drawback, except the level of magic required. Also, it'll make my headache worse."

"Well, feel free to take your time. Spike's already been told about your situation." Fluttershy stood up. "Are you hungry? Thirsty?"

"Very thirsty." Twilight replied, leaning back down. "Water, please."

Fluttershy bowed politely before walking into the kitchen. Her pink dress flowed gracefully behind her, the very tip of her tail poking through.

"Oh boy..."

The next morning, when she wasn't suffering from a headache, she asked Fluttershy to lead her a fair distance away from the cottage.

"What are you doing?"

Twilight, supporting herself on the pegasus's shoulder, smiled. "I'm trying to create an arcane circle that'll help me cast the healing spell."

Fluttershy gulped. "A-an arcane circle? Isn't that... dangerous?"

"A little. I've memorised the design though, so I shouldn't explode."

Fluttershy unintentionally imagined Twilight exploding, and nearly hurled. "I don't want to think about that..."

"Set me down here." Twilight said, and with the help of Fluttershy was helped down. "Now, let's see if this'll work."

Using her magic, she dragged some specialised paint into a circle around her, then continued to create the shape.

"Fluttershy?"

"Um..."

"I'm going to do something that might make you uncomfortable."

"I'll see how I do." Fluttershy put on her bravest face she could muster, that is to say not very.

Twilight, using her magic, slowly removed her clothing.

"What's this for?"

"The spell, when combined with an arcane circle, has a chance of fusing objects on the pony's body to her. It's very low, but I don't want to take the risk." She replied, tearing at the bandages. Soon enough she could see the various cuts over her body.

"I... really think you shouldn't do this."

"I know what I'm doing." Twilight said as she sparked her horn up and cast her magic into the circle. The circle glowed with power, energy swirling around the base. Twilight was lifted into the air slowly, tendrils of energy coiling around her.

"Twilight...?"

Twilight closed her eyes, feeling the spell's effect taking place. Her wounds were slowly closing by themselves. "Almost..."

Then a spark of magical lightning coursed through the magika.

"Oh no."

"Twilight?"

"The spell's failing!" She yelled over the now-frequent sparks of magic, feeling her mostly-healed wounds reopening. "Get back!"

Fluttershy took a few steps back. She screwed her eyes shut, hoping that the thing would just stop.

Wait a second. She thought. I could break the circle and stop the spell!

She took a few steps closer, and moved her hoof to scuff the dirt. A spark of energy ran up her leg and knocked her back.

"Fluttershy, what are you doing?!" Twilight yelled.

Fluttershy took a deep breath, then with as loud a warcry as she could muster bolted forwards. She cut the circle with her hooftip just as she wrapped her arms around Twilight, the arcane circle now sparking like crazy. Her momentum carried the two a considerable distance away, with Fluttershy on top and shielding Twilight.

The arcane circle exploded. What could only be described as the sound of reality bending and breaking tore through the air and nearly deafened the two.

It lasted only a second. After that, the sound of scared animals and Fluttershy's heavy breathing were the only sounds that they could hear.

"Fluttershy...?"

Fluttershy opened her eyes, folding her wings back in. There were tears, which shocked the unicorn.

"Thank you for saving me..."

The pegasus frowned. "You nearly killed yourself!"

"I wasn't expecting-"

"I don't care what you were expecting!" She yelled back. "Don't you dare do such risky magic again for something so... Trivial!" She wrapped her up in a tight hug. "I love you too much to lose you..."

Twilight blinked, hugging her back with her good arm. "I know... I'm sorry... We'll never speak of this again."

Fluttershy picked her up gently and slowly made her way back to her home. The bandages and clothes were disintegrated, a few scraps remaining from the edge of the blackened crater. After the short trip she placed her back down on the bed and started bandaging her up again, and she seemed to be back to her usual shy and reserved self. "This may hurt for just a bit."

Twilight endured the slight pain well, watching herself being bandaged up. "You're pretty good at this."

"I did a course in both nursing and vetenary practices." She replied. "I... I was too shy to do well in nursing."

"I understand. Dealing with sick or injured ponies really isn't your specialty."

Fluttershy giggled quietly at the irony of the situation. "And yet, here I am, tending to an injured pony. You're not uncomfortable, are you?"

"I'm fine." Twilight replied. "At least you got me out before I completely reversed the restoration, so I can at least thank you for that."

Fluttershy smiled sweetly, finishing her work. "What do friends do?" She leaned over Twilight and planted a soft kiss on her forehead. "If you need me, just call out."

Twilight blushed at the display of affection. "Alright."

"Twilight, I made you some dinner." Fluttershy called out relatively loudly, that is to say not very loud at all. Enough that she could be heard, though.

"Thank you." Twilight replied, dog-earing the book and slipping out from under the covers. "Hey, Fluttershy, can I borrow some clothes?"

Fluttershy poked her head in. "Sure. I-I mean, if you want to..." She shook her head to snap out of her shy nature. "They're in the chest-of-drawers."

Twilight opened the drawers up and sorted quickly through the clothing. She found a shirt, the same colour as Rainbow Dash's coat, which looked good.

Slipping it on, she realised it was a little too big. Probably fairly tight on Fluttershy, and she had to supress the urge to see her wearing it, the fabric bending around her soft, delicate frame or sizable-

No, stop it Twilight.

None of the dresses, shorts or trousers seemed to fit her. The only thing that really fit was a pair of panties that were strangely well-fitting.

She stood up slowly, taking wary steps to make sure her leg wasn't going to give. Fortunately it didn't, but the walk to the dining area was slow and just a little painful.

"Oh there you-" Fluttershy started, then blushed as she saw Twilight's appearance. "C-couldn't find any pants that fit?"

"Unfortunately no." Twilight sat down slowly, picking up her fork in her magic and prodding the salad. "I think I'm just a little too narrow-shouldered and..." She circled her chest. "... For your clothes.

Fluttershy nodded, nibbling a piece of lettuce. "I'm kinda envious of you and Dashie."

"How so?"

"These..." She hefted her breasts up. "... Things are a little too large for me. I can barely see my hooves when I walk, and I can't fly as fast as Rainbow." She resumed eating her salad. "And... Well, all the unwanted attention..."

"Unwanted attention?"

"Um... Stallions who keep looking at my boobs..." Fluttershy sighed. "Can you imagine, because you're born with large breasts, becoming eye candy for stallions you don't even know? Having them mentally strip you every single day?"

"I can..." Twilight replied sombrely.

"It gets too much for me." She finished off. "Other than my shyness, that's one of the reasons I don't go out." She shook her head slightly. "It's not important, really. So, um... how have you been? Busy week?"

"Like you wouldn't believe." Twilight replied, leaning back on her chair.

"I think I heard Rainbow mentioning something..."

Twilight blushed. "S-such as?"

"Something about 'erotic novels' and..." The pegasus blushed too. "Well... Something I don't want to repeat. She and Applejack were going on about it last night, when they were drunk. Pinkie also chipped in, but kept quiet about what happened."

Twilight sighed. "I suppose you know then?"

Fluttershy's eyes widened. "Wait, that actually happened?"

Twilight nodded.

"Oh... My..." Fluttershy's wings started slowly fanning out. "Um... W-was it good...? For you, I mean?"

"It was... Except when Pinkie pulled out what I guess was a cursed strap-on. That kinda hurt." Twilight shook her head. "But on the subject of 'Erotic novel', I'm writing one."

POMF. "W-what's it a-about?"

"Well, I'm currently going through a rewrite, so I'm not 100% sure I'll keep the current story. Currently it's about a noble mare and her ever-growing sexual escapades. I... I uh... I got Rainbow to help me with the physical knowledge... And it just escalated from there."

Fluttershy's face was entirely crimson by now. "C-c-can we ch-change topic now?"

Twilight wasn't oblivious to Fluttershy's discomfort. "Sure."

For the rest of dinner the two conversed and ate like civilised ponies. After dinner Twilight washed herself down (not repeating what happened to her and Applejack) before climbing back into the bed.

She was surprised to see Fluttershy climbing into it too.

"Fluttershy, what are you doing?"

"Oh, um..." She tapped her fingers shyly. "I was, uh, thinking that because there's nowhere else to sleep, that I could only sleep here."

"What about the couch?" Twilight offered. "I could always sleep there."

"Angel's decided to sleep there, and he's very insistent."

Twilight thought for a second before shrugging. "Well, it looks like we're sharing a bed then."

Fluttershy smiled sweetly, stripping down to her undergarments and sliding under the covers. "Good night, Twilight."

"Sleep well, Fluttershy."

***

Twilight opened her eyes to find herself in the same meadow of flowers that she had a while ago. "Oh boy, not this again."

With no other options present to her, she started wandering around. The field was endless, as she predicted, but the butterflies were absent.

She felt something soft against her cheek, and it crawled its way across her nose. She saw a fuzzy pink shape either side of her muzzle, and she picked the object up with her finger. It was a butterfly of the colours of Fluttershy's Cutie Mark.

"Hello there, little guy."

Her attention focussed from the butterfly to the yellow haze that quickly turned into a naked Fluttershy. The difference about this one, though, was that it wasn't floating nor had its mane in ethereal wind. Instead, this one was standing on the ground.

"Fluttershy?"

Fluttershy opened her eyes slowly. "Twilight... I have something important I want to tell you..."

Twilight shivered as Fluttershy placed a hand on her cheek. The touch felt warm.

"I love you... More than a friend."

Twilight blushed. "I think I feel the same way."

Fluttershy leaned closer. Twilight bridged the gap and pressed her lips against her softly. It felt wonderful.

So wonderful, in fact, that the black depth returned, pulling her back to reality.

***

Twilight fluttered her eyes open, feeling a vaguely familiar feeling on her lips. Her eyes widened dramatically as she realised what the feeling was.

Fluttershy had her lips against hers.

She shrieked and pulled back, shoving herself off the bed in a tangle of limbs and blanket. After her fall she took a moment to register.

Fluttershy peeked over the edge, blushing. "Uh... Good morning. Are you ok?"

"Well, other than a little startled, I'm fine." Twilight replied, holding a hand up for Fluttershy to grab. "What was that about anyway?"

Fluttershy grabbed Twilight's hand and hefted her up. "I-I'm sorry... You just... kissed me in your sleep, and I must've gotten carried away..."

"I'm that good at it?" Twilight let out a low whistle, standing up. "Wow."

"Yeah... Wow..." Fluttershy replied.

"Anyway," Twilight sidetracked. "What's for breakfast?"

Yet another day passed. By now Twilight was capable of walking reasonably well and had gone through every book in Fluttershy's collection.

Almost.

"I didn't know you read this stuff." Twilight said, flicking to the first page.

"Huh?" Fluttershy asked, looking up from grooming Angel, then dropped the brush in surprise. "Twilight! Put that back!"

Twilight paid her no heed. "Ooh, and this is one of the saucier ones."

"Twilight!" Fluttershy yelled, trying to reach for the book. "What are you doing?!"

"Reading this, obviously." She replied, doing what she said she was.

Fluttershy pressed her body against Twilight, reaching high to get it out of her hands. It didn't work. "Twilight, stop!"

Twilight blushed slightly, feeling Fluttershy pressing against her. "Come on, it's just a book."

Fluttershy shifted herself, her boobs pressing against Twilight's muzzle. "Twilight~!"

Twilight started giggling, but paused. "Uh oh."

The chair Twilight was on tipped over, sending the two sprawling to the floor. In the confusion the pegasus managed to grab the book. Fluttershy stood up quickly and shoved the book back into the shelf.

"Ok, you win."

***

"Fluttershy?"

Fluttershy turned her head. "Yes?"

"Have you... Ever had a special somepony?"

Fluttershy blushed. "Um... Once, when I was in school with Rainbow." She sighed deeply, lying down next to Twilight. "We never got far... Only held hands, and even then it was only once."

"What happened?"

"She found some handsome stallion the next day and then broke up with me after that..."

"She?"

"Um... I'm a..." The rest was mumbled.

"Pardon?"

"I-I'm..."

"Fluttershy, I can't understand-"

"I'm a lesbian!" She shouted, before diving under the covers.

"That's it?" Twilight replied like it was no big deal, which to her it wasn't.

Fluttershy poked her head out. "Um... Yes... I find stallions intimidating... All the gawking and the thrusting and... Stuff... Mares are softer and less rough..."

Twilight smiled. "That's perfectly normal."

Fluttershy sighed. "I thought you were going to yell at me or something..."

"Why would I do that?" Twilight stroked Fluttershy's head a little. "You're still my friend, and I can't ask for more than that."

"Uh, there's one other thing, though..." Fluttershy blushed brightly, fidgeting with her hands. "I... Um... I... think I'm... I-i-i-in... L-l..."

Twilight sat up, her heartbeat racing. "You're..."

Fluttershy trembled. "I can't say it!"

"Sure you can." Twilight reassured her, taking one of her hands softly. "I won't snap, I promise."

The pegasus relaxed once her hand was taken, and she smiled. "I... I think I'm in... love... w-with you..."

Twilight blushed. "Really?"

"Yes..." Fluttershy closed her eyes. "I think it started since when you helped me discover my Element of Harmony..."

"That long, huh?"

"Once I felt the familiar... tug in my chest... I knew I had a crush on you, like I did with Skychaser back in school. Once you freed me from Discord's control I think it became more than that..."

Twilight leant down, still holding one of her hands. "Well, you might be pleased to know the feeling is mutual."

Fluttershy looked into her eyes, startled, confused and somewhat pleased. "Huh?"

"Sure, I've only felt this way for a day or two, but love's strange like that." Twilight leant on her side, facing the pegasus, smiling. "So, if you're ok with it, we can be together."

Fluttershy smiled softly, which turned quickly into a great big grin, and wrapped her arms around Twilight. "Thank you so much, Twilight! I never thought this would happen..." She lifted her head up slowly. "Uh... Can we..."

Twilight nodded. The two slowly closed their eyes and pulled their muzzles forwards. They bumped against each other, releasing a fit of giggles from the two of them. "Ok, I'll go up, you go down."

The two tried again, and this time succeeded. Fluttershy was very soft, which compared to Rainbow's kissing, Twilight found very nice. The two of them opened their mouths as Fluttershy fell onto her back, Twilight on top of her. Fluttershy's right hand glided down to Twilight's left, and she held it softly. Her tongue barely moved, letting Twilight do most of the work.

Twilight pulled her head back, a trail of saliva hanging between them. "For a first-time kisser, you're not too bad. You've gotta do something, though, I can't be doing all the work."

Fluttershy nodded, breathing heavily. The two locked lips again, and this time Fluttershy worked her tongue around Twilight's, albeit barely. After a few seconds she gently pushed Twilight's head off her own. "Twi..."

"Mhm?"

"I... I want to go further... If you're alright with that, I mean."

Twilight nodded, kissing her again. She ran her hands along the pegasus's body, then along her wings. Fluttershy let out a cute moan into Twilight's mouth before disconnecting. Twilight continued to gently massage her wings, the mare under her squirming slightly.

Fluttershy, reached out and gently squeezed Twilight's chest through the shirt, eliciting a moan from the unicorn. After a few more squeezes she pulled both their tops off, exposing her large bust and Twilight's smaller breasts. Twilight dropped herself onto Fluttershy, their breasts connecting.

"If you want to stop or advance, let me know." Twilight said between her breaths.

"C-can... Can we g-go further?" Fluttershy panted.

Twilight smiled. "Of course." She ran her uninjured hand down Fluttershy's belly down to her slit, which was hidden under a pair of panties. She rubbed her clit through the damp cloth, sending a spark of pleasure through Fluttershy.

The pegasus moaned. "O-oh g-g-goodness..."

Fluttershy poked her hand under Twilight's panties and rubbed her slit, making the unicorn inhale sharply. Twilight replaced her hand under the underwear and continued her ministrations.

"Wait..." Fluttershy gasped after a few moments. Twilight stopped on cue.

The pegasus kicked the blanket off and slowly pulled down Twilight's panties, leaving her naked except for the bandages. Twilight did much the same with Fluttershy, and interlocked her fingers with the pegasus.

"I'm ready..."

Twilight slowly pressed her sex against Fluttershy's, the two moaning with pleasure. She pulled back and pressed it down again, then worked on a grinding motion. "F-feeling good?"

"Ye-yes~" She let out a moan into Twilight's ear before moving in to kiss her deeply, Twilight grinding and slapping their slits together. "Oh g-goodness..."

Twilight kept her speed up, their moans turning into shouts. Fluttershy felt herself tensing up, her grip on Twilight tightening.

"Tw-Twilight, I-I feel something co-coming..."

"Let it go..." Twilight panted back, feeling the edge approaching as well.

Fluttershy screwed her eyes shut, screaming at the top of her lungs as her climax hit, Twilight reaching orgasm at the same time. The two squirted hot fluids from their sexes as they fell limp, twitching and gasping, hands still interlocked.

Twilight pulled herself off Fluttershy and fell onto her back, still holding her right hand. "So... How... Was that... For you?"

Fluttershy panted, turning her head to face the unicorn, a smile on both their faces. "It... It was... Nice... Thank you..."

They pulled each other into a cuddle, kissing lightly for a half-second. "Good night, Fluttershy."

"Good night, Twilight..."

"Wow, I can't believe my wounds are healed already." Twilight looked at her arm. "I must admit, your medical skill is quite handy."

Fluttershy gave her a sweet smile. "I'm glad to help." She glanced at the wall clock. "Rarity and Spike should be here by now."

As if on cue, somepony knocked on the door.

"Coming!" Fluttershy called out, opening the door. "Oh, hello Rarity. Hello Spike."

"Hello, my dear." Rarity greeted the pegasus. "How are things?"

"They've been wonderful." She replied, almost dreamily. "How are you doing?"

"I'm doing rather well at my store, and..." She spoke at a hushed whisper. "I've recently started meeting up with this smashing gentleman."

"Oh my." Fluttershy quietly announced with a smile.

"Oh my indeed." Rarity replied. "Is Twilight here?"

"She is. I assume you brought her clothes, Spike?"

Spike nodded. "Yep. I mean, can you imagine what'd be like if she went around naked?"

Fluttershy wingbonered. Rarity raised an eyebrow, smirking.

"I think somepony doesn't mind the thought..." Rarity mumbled, before tapping Spike on the shoulder. "You go give Twilight the clothes, Spike."

Spike threw a mock salute and walked inside.

"So... What happened since the party?" Rarity asked with a knowing smirk.

"Uh... First, she tried to cast a healing spell with an arcane circle, but that didn't work. Then it went pretty calmly from there."

Rarity's knowing smirk faltered. "How badly are we talking here?"

"If I didn't break the circle and pushed her out of the way she... probably would've been torn apart... Into bloody chun-" Fluttershy nearly heaved. "I don't want to think about it..."

"Likewise." Rarity replied, before her knowing smirk returned. "So, what else happened?"

"Uh..." Fluttershy blushed. "We..."

Twilight walked up, now in clothes that fit her. "Good morning, Rarity."

"Hello, my dear." Rarity replied. "Ready to go?"

Twilight nodded. "I'll be right behind you."

"Very well then. Don't take too long, you have a book that needs valuable input." She gave her a wink before walking off, Spike in tow.

Twilight waved, before turning to Fluttershy. "Hey, uh... Knowing my luck recently, I'm probably going to have a sexual encounter with Rarity. I just want to make sure you're ok with it."

Fluttershy shrugged. "I don't mind. I'd prefer it to be... just us, but once you get it out of the way I'll be happy."

Twilight sighed. "Thanks. Do you wanna grab some dinner tonight? My treat."

"I'd love that." Fluttershy smiled, wrapping her arms around Twilight. "I'll see you later."

Twilight grabbed Fluttershy's chin and kissed her gently before turning to go. She walked down the path before turning 180 to face the pegasus again. "I'll be over about 6 o'clock!"

"Bye!" Fluttershy waved, getting a wave back. "Stay safe!"

Author's Note

This story was more romance than indiscriminate sex, because Fluttershy.

Anyways, the next chapter will be coming... Iunno, sometime soon.