the misadventures of Silver Tongue & Thunderhoof

ok mind check understanding still a negative but getting there ok so here we are in a place called canterlot not a clue as to what the hell just happened besides us kicking ass and taking names of coarse hehe but whos what and where is still confusing even to me and i pried my self for always having a plan even if its an all out retreat but meh anyway here comes this huge white unicorn comes marchin up to us, pom pis .... ok ya play it cool Jorgensen will handle him he's gotten us out of more then one tight corner cause of his unusual way with people crossing fingers errr hooves hmmm so his name is shining armor and he took over with the death of the royal well damn never thought things could get that ugly anyway  (hmm let me see if i aw yes from here on it will be all of us who contribute just dull if from my point of view only)

over with silver tongue and now lord shining armor

Silver Tongue trying to seem as though nothing was out of place "hello good sir I'm....."

Shining armor interrupted peevishly "i don't care who you are but your skills speak of warriors and that's something I need we have to reclaim Ponyville and get back the elements of harmony."

Silver tongue looked hard at this guy then sighed "fine but we need help ourselves we have little knowledge of this place give us maps and a description of the enemy we can figure out the rest your boys just be ready to jump cause we don't play games, you play us and you can kiss your shit good bye."

Shining armor looked at our ragtag group  and scoffed but nodded "Our knowledge and maps are yours now pardon me i have a sister to take care of." with that shining walked off being the arrogant ass he made himself

several minutes later

"Ok Thunder...... lets say Thunderhoof yes that fits our predicament you got a plan ?" i sniff of coarse i got like ten plans thats me hehe anyway "ya send the flamer in then follow up by shoving a ..... hoof up there ass we salvage anything and remember guys we want at least one prisoner." everyone grins then dragon spoke his mind "You sure I mean not trying to be a glory hog but you think they'll just sit there and not run in fear hehe." i put a hoof to forehead "That's the point now go cause some fireworks you stubborn pyro." after some chaos they managed to zap him and dude i kid you not he morphed into a full fledged freakin huge dragon and umm yea every pony that  was there shit a brick even we got the chills but meh he pointed that barrel at the enemy and let loose a blast that took out everything in a fifty yard cone ugh never want to be on that end after twenty minutes of fighting well ya it was a graveyard but a rainbow streaked through the destruction yelling thanks and made a beeline for cantorlot and our dragon shrank back to Pegasus form and thats when we noticed our well marks we shrug and start walkin to the train for cantorlot .

several hours later

We meet these six sexy mares man i had to check to make sure i wasn't dreamin  and dude ya fine piece of mare and fire bolt let them know hehe then the purple mare looked up "Thank you for helping us get our elements back, by the way do you even know what those cutie marks represent ?" we blush "not really but if your willing to teach me I'm all ears for you beautiful." i say without thinking she blushes "alright but behave don't want my brother over reacting hehe."

and so we learned and well ya till next time may your minds never dull