the misadventures of Silver Tongue & Thunderhoof

by Thunderhoof

Rating: teen
Tags: Romance, Random, Adventure, Dark, Alternate Universe
Length: 1200

You thought discord was a fun jokester well these two can say other wise come for the ride of there lives as old live are turned to ash and oddities galore just watch out for that trap door.

Adventure and then some await these brothers in arms, did i mention Discords tricks and a Discord you've never met, going beyond the thought of anyone will these two will go insane? its a long ride to the end and you will wonder whats next so without further adu here goes the show. EVERYPONY FOR THEMSELVES !!!!!!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-02-06 03:40:13 UTC

here we go i guess

ok mind check understanding still a negative but getting there ok so here we are in a place called canterlot not a clue as to what the hell just happened besides us kicking ass and taking names of coarse hehe but whos what and where is still confusing even to me and i pried my self for always having a plan even if its an all out retreat but meh anyway here comes this huge white unicorn comes marchin up to us, pom pis .... ok ya play it cool Jorgensen will handle him he's gotten us out of more then one tight corner cause of his unusual way with people crossing fingers errr hooves hmmm so his name is shining armor and he took over with the death of the royal well damn never thought things could get that ugly anyway  (hmm let me see if i aw yes from here on it will be all of us who contribute just dull if from my point of view only)

over with silver tongue and now lord shining armor

Silver Tongue trying to seem as though nothing was out of place "hello good sir I'm....."

Shining armor interrupted peevishly "i don't care who you are but your skills speak of warriors and that's something I need we have to reclaim Ponyville and get back the elements of harmony."

Silver tongue looked hard at this guy then sighed "fine but we need help ourselves we have little knowledge of this place give us maps and a description of the enemy we can figure out the rest your boys just be ready to jump cause we don't play games, you play us and you can kiss your shit good bye."

Shining armor looked at our ragtag group  and scoffed but nodded "Our knowledge and maps are yours now pardon me i have a sister to take care of." with that shining walked off being the arrogant ass he made himself

several minutes later

"Ok Thunder...... lets say Thunderhoof yes that fits our predicament you got a plan ?" i sniff of coarse i got like ten plans thats me hehe anyway "ya send the flamer in then follow up by shoving a ..... hoof up there ass we salvage anything and remember guys we want at least one prisoner." everyone grins then dragon spoke his mind "You sure I mean not trying to be a glory hog but you think they'll just sit there and not run in fear hehe." i put a hoof to forehead "That's the point now go cause some fireworks you stubborn pyro." after some chaos they managed to zap him and dude i kid you not he morphed into a full fledged freakin huge dragon and umm yea every pony that  was there shit a brick even we got the chills but meh he pointed that barrel at the enemy and let loose a blast that took out everything in a fifty yard cone ugh never want to be on that end after twenty minutes of fighting well ya it was a graveyard but a rainbow streaked through the destruction yelling thanks and made a beeline for cantorlot and our dragon shrank back to Pegasus form and thats when we noticed our well marks we shrug and start walkin to the train for cantorlot .

several hours later

We meet these six sexy mares man i had to check to make sure i wasn't dreamin  and dude ya fine piece of mare and fire bolt let them know hehe then the purple mare looked up "Thank you for helping us get our elements back, by the way do you even know what those cutie marks represent ?" we blush "not really but if your willing to teach me I'm all ears for you beautiful." i say without thinking she blushes "alright but behave don't want my brother over reacting hehe."

and so we learned and well ya till next time may your minds never dull

now things get interesting

Now I've seen insane but this takes the cake  i mean raining chocolate milk wow and clouds made of........ cotton candy ..... ok where is the wacko that put this never mind..... so here we are tracking down this guy named Discord man just the name means he is the cake yeesh so anyway here we are in bizzaroville looking for a fruitloop who seams to always be two cents short of well everything logical that's for sure and whats he say not oh no or anything like that he had a teapot and is offering that was the first time we ever met that thing and where our worlds go gaga cause they nukem with the elements of harmony and we start feeling a shift as an old unicorn looks our way "You are not supposed to ah yes the young prince one moment your majesty." as he says those words my friend screams in pain and i tell you what the rift was before us and the geezer said "Hmmm the Discords power was just sapped from him hehe well hero's one more place for you to go then things should look greener hmmm his majesty knows how to choose his vassals now hmmm aw thats where your needed well then good luck cause now you have the prince with you."

we all black out after words with just his laughter in our minds.

through the mind and eyes of Silver Tongue

ok waking up, no picnic,  forehead pounding, ok getting up slowly, ok WTF a horn.... goody now im a freak show, ok lets get mind centered, alright, "everyone accounted for ?" everybody groans in unison as i get the boys ready we see chaos ponies just running on by weird meh not passing up this chance so we share a look then just start following carefully of coarse we are seasoned soldiers not bumbling moronic hero's so we manage to sneak up on them and then see them reporting to one nightmare moon now thing are interesting cause as thunderhoof just pointed out supposedly she was tamed then again that explains the night time appearance hmm we stealthily snuck off managed to get to ponyvillle happy days we are confronted by none other then the six element of harmony girls oooo fluttershy........ umm ya anyway they tell us that with the assassination of the then queen celestia now its spit between twilight sparkle and a renewed nightmare moon so like the good guys who get the girls we joined twilight sparkles side ooo flutter ... ok ya well it was messy and well lets say i got fluttershy hehe man i hate spiked cider anyway, fast forwarding lets just say we rocked equestria hard haha now for the sad and really psychotic part is i get layed only for it to vanish talk about cold water to the face see the old bastards face, him saying "Not done yet." now i wake up and i have a mare hanging on either side of me oh bother well pardon me while i reminisce and as my friend would say may your mind never dull.