I've Been Very... Naughty
Read Author's Note And My First Comment Before Reading
"Hello dear friends, my name is Snips. I were some shears upon my hips, I say, I said my name is Snips, and I've been very naughty." Snips said, for this here story is in his head "The story I'm about to tell, I tell you, I will tell it well, is of my Cutie Mark, oh so swell, and just how I've been naughty."
The town of Ponyville was normal as always, despite the weird shenanigans that go on, the day was going well... so far. A family was moving into their now home, why the home of a colt who's been very naughty. He was a light blue, unicorn colt with a orange mane, he had just moved to town for he has had trouble making friends back where he used to live, because he's been very naughty. His parents had just got done unpacking, so now it was time to meet the pony folk, time to make new friends.
"My mother walked up to me, she had told me to make friends imminently, but today, I was naughty. I trotted through the town, all the way to the market, new ponies, ponies everywhere, but this one little filly caught my eye, she was yellow with a red mane, all topped with a bow, she was such a cute little filly, and a blank flank like me. She stood by an apple stand, with and orange mare managing, but what do I care, I had to meet the filly, but I was very naughty."
Snips trotted up to the stand the orange pony greeted him before he could introduce himself. The two other ponies did take note of his features, like a weird, crocked tooth grin on his face, like he was born with that freaky smile.
"Howdy partner, what's your name." The orange mare said
"Hello, my name is Snips."
"Hi Snips." The filly said "Haven't seen you around here, did you just move to town?"
"As a matter of fact, I did, I just came down here to meet new ponies and make new friends." Snips replied
"Well we'd be happy to be your friend if you'd like, wouldn't we Apple Bloom, by the way, I'm Applejack." the orange mare said
"Apple Bloom and Applejack, such lovely names, but little do they now, I had a knack for being naughty."
"Right sis." Apple Bloom said "Do you mind if I take a break to show our friend around town?"
"I don't see why not." Applejack said
"Great, you just follow me Snips and I'll show you around." Apple Bloom said
Snips trotted next to her as they went around Ponyville.
"This is Sweet Apple Acres, it's where I live, if you couldn't tell."
The two saw the main farm house, the many orchards around the farm, but last and certainly, the barn.
"Last, we have the barn, do you want to take a look inside?" Apple Bloom asked
"Yes, I would love too."
The two opened it up and walked in. Snips was the last one in and closed the door. They took their look around but when they left to get out, the door wouldn't open. Apple Bloom tried to open it, eventually to the point where she started banging on the door, but stopped moments after.
"I forgot the door would jam like that, looks like were stuck in here Snips."
"Alone I was with Apple Bloom, and her fur, her furry fur-age, which did encourage me to be quite naughty."
"Apple Bloom." Snips said
"What, did you find a way to get us out of here?" Apple Bloom replied
"No, but your fur." Snips said ominously
"My fur." Apple Bloom said confused
"It reminds me of the first time I know how I felt about fur." Snips said pulling a pair of scissors and an electric razor from out of nowhere with his magic."
"Um... what are you doing?" she asked backing away from the colt.
"It was a day I could not forget, the day I first met my pet." He said turning on the razor and walking towards her. "Oh what a lovely gift to get, I'd never felt so naughty."
Apple Bloom was backed up against the door of the barn, she could run but she was frozen. Snips got closer, the buzzing of the razor filled her ears as Snips started well, sniping the scissors.
"My fuzzy friends is what he was, this darling little ball of fuzz, and oh such fuzz such fuzz it does demand that I be naughty." Snips said now right in front of Apple Bloom " He looked at me his fetching eyes, and fetching fur did hypnotize, I filled with joy and seized his hide, and that's when I got naughty."
Snips held Apple Bloom up against the door, the razor getting closer to Apple Blooms head, his grin getting wider.
The razor made contact with Apple Bloom's face, as the razor moved across he face, it left behind a trail of pink skin. It moved up her cheek and to her mane, Snips began to shave it off. The red hair fell to the ground as the razor swept across it and the scissors snipped away at it. After leaving Apple Bloom baled, he got back to working on her face, careful not to hit the eyes. Apple Bloom didn't struggle, she knew that if she moved, the razor would do a bit of damage. Snips made quick work of Apple Bloom's head to the point where all you could see was her pink fleshy skin. Apple Bloom right now was on the verge of tears, after all, what would you do I some random colt you just met started shaving you.
Snips stepped back to admire his work, but as of letting go, Apple Bloom ran away to another part of the barn. Snips started trotting after her, but while Apple Bloom was in a full gallop, Snips was just walking, somehow through he could catch up to her, like a killer in the movies.
However fate has other plans for Apple Bloom, because she tripped and fell straight to the ground. She heard the scissors snip and razor buzz as the shadow of the colt was growing larger as he got closer.
"You sure are a playful little scamp." He said
Apple Bloom wanted to get up, but for an unknown reason she stayed on the ground, like her mind wanted to go, but her body didn't. Snips stood right behind Apple Bloom. He got on top of her, his four hooves holding Apple Bloom's down.
"No need for panic Apple Bloom." He said as the razor met Apple Bloom's back, going from her rump to her neckline where Snips had finished of when he shaved her head. Snips worked around her sides. When he was done with that, he filled her onto her back, he could now see tears in her eyes, but he wasn't phased, he just began working on her front side now. Yellow fur was scattered around her body.
"Dear Apple Bloom, your fur at least reminds of nothing bound in pony kind, but poor one fellow who did find me to be in a certain mood." Snips said to the filly, like he was trying to clam her down, but that wasn't helping at all. "In to my father's shop he walked one day, with bush above and beard bouquet, that's no toupee I pray, no way, I could help but be, you know. I'd never seen such hair before, his bangs they sang, his neck it beckoned, eyebrows, mustache, all were reckoned, soon I figured, what the heck, and guess how I was naughty."
When he got done with her body, he got off her and gave a little twirl.
"I never more was naughty, well... maybe not never." Snips said
Apple Bloom took this time to run back to the main door and started pounding on it with her hooves, them and her legs besides he tail, all the places with visible fur. She saw a shadow coming up from behind, she turned around to see Snips and his freaky grin. Now instead of holding her down, the razor shot at her legs, Apple Bloom swiftly dodged but the razor came back and shaved all the fur on her right back leg. Apple Bloom started to run but the razor and Snips followed. The razor sped up and shaved Apple Bloom's left back leg, but since she was in a gallop, pain shot through her body as she tripped and fell to the ground again. She let out a scream after the razor hit, she look to he back leg, tis but a scratch it left. Taking advantage of this and shaves her front legs. All that was left was her tail.
Apple Bloom tried to crawl away. Snips brought the scissors up and in them he saw his refection. Thought something was different, he had something on his flank. He turned his head and saw a Cutie Mark. A smile can to his face, and no not the crocked tooth grin he's had since he moved to Ponyville, but a normal smile, he dropped the scissors and razor as his jaw dropped and the open mouth smile grew wider. Apple Bloom got up and ran to the door, she started pounding on it, but now it opened, more and more light poured into the barn as she ran outside
"Oh now you open up." She said
Apple Bloom turned around and saw Snips, actually looking normal, admiring his mark. He look towards Apple Bloom.
"I just got my Cutie Mark." He said to the pink bundle of flesh standing outside "Thank you."
Apple Bloom turned around and ran off.
"I wonder what's gotten into her." Snips said to himself
"I was walking around town after getting my mark, just strolling down the road when I came across another colt. He had a blue mane the same color as my fur, and as for his fur, it was a sort of yellow color, after a bit of small talk, we became friends, but after that, some ponies came over put me in a straitjacket. The dragged me down the road, as they did I passed Apple Bloom, she looked normal, as if I hadn't had shaved her at all, but upon closer inspection, I saw yellow drops (not the right shade as her actual color) around her, so she painted herself and got a wig. After all whet was the harm if I was slightly naughty, and I did leave some fur on her flank, of which it read, With Love Snips."
