Stories I can't make

by blaa6

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Length: 711

I don't have time. If you do, give me credit.

I can't make these ideas. I don't have time or other things. If you want to use it, message me and give me credit somewhere.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-02-28 20:51:14 UTC

6-Way Race through Battletoads

Jon: Welcome to my worst idea EVER! This is the 2nd Battletoads race I've made. As such, we have practiced for at least up to Intruder Excluder.

Chugga: BEEP! BEEP! INTRUDER ALERT!

Jon: Anyway, here is myself...

Chugga: Chuggaaconroy

NCS: NintendoCapriSun

Josh: JoshJepson, but you knew that already.

SG: Super Genius

Jon: And a new guest and new friend from Equestria, Twilight Sparkle.

Chugga: Is it nighttime already?

Twilight: Hi. I'm Twilight Sparkle. I'm a student of Princess Celestia and a librarian. I have beaten Battletoads 12 times.

Chugga: But can you handle Jon? We'll have to wait and see.

Jon: All right. All right. All right. Is everybody here?

All: Yes.

Jon: 3, 2, 1

Everyone starts.

Barney's Fun & Games

We begin on a schoolyard. Barney, the big purple and green dildo dinosaur, BJ, Baby Bop and a group of children are trying to get The Game Machine to work.

Barney suggests all the kids try to turn the crank as nonsexual as possible. They then chant this:

The Game Machine will make us cheer,

Lots of Fun and Games appear,

Turn the crank and soon we'll play,

Lots of games all through the day.

A rainbow shoots out of the machine and the gang gets transported.

Cupcakes Alternate Ending

Pinkie was about to start on Rainbow's Cutie-Mark when....

"Ugh...," Pinkie uttered as she clenched her chest and a dark demon came out, falling onto the floor.

"W-What happened?" She asked herself. She noticed Rainbow, tied up and quickly recalled what happened and only gasped, after which, quickly untied her friend. When she lept from the harness, she knew Pinkie was back if she untied her.

"I knew it was the Lunacy." Luna suddenly appeared. "It was controlling you, desiring gore and blood." Pinkie blew a raspberry at the dark being, but noticed a weapon randomly on the floor for a last resort. Pinkie picked up the gun and pointed it at the Lunacy.

"Th-Th-Th-That's All Folks," She said, shooting the gun at it's head. After it collapsed, it rotted away, confirming that it died.

Beating Battletoads

I've just passed Clinger Winger.

I've just got the final checkpoint and am now at the final stage of Battletoads. I'm racing against Proton Jon and NCS via Skype and Twilight and Rainbow at Twilight's home.

I'm at the Final Boss.

Final Boss

One

Final

Hit...

BOOM!

"YES! AFTER 2 HOURS, I BEAT BATTLETOADS!" I shouted as the ending screen played.

"Whoa. I'm still on Clinger Winger," NCS said. I ended the call, knowing he;ll comment about when he beats it later. I also ended Proton Jon's call, too.

"Congratulations, Green. You beat me," Twilight said, patting me on the shoulder.

"That was AWESOME, Green," Rainbow came up and hugged me. She pushed away for a moment before doing something unexpected. She grabbed me and kissed me on the lips. It was even better than beating Battletoads. We broke it after a while.

"Remind me to beat Battletoads more often," I said.

"For me, you don't need to." We kissed again. It was the greatest day of my life.

Story Ideas

If you'd like to use an idea, please message me about it and give me credit for the idea in the story itself. The reason why I made this is to keep all of my ideas open to everypony. I don't have time to do ALL of these stories.

-TUFF Pony

-Filly Twilight and Adult Spike

The Fluffy & Uranus Adventures

"FLUFFY! URANUS! I'M GONNA KILL YOU TWO STUFFED FUCKS!" Duckman was enraged. He ran down the stairs following the panicked Fluffy and Uranus. They did something so horrible that Duckman won't take anymore. The two toys ran through the stairs and out the building. The streets were actually very quiet compared to other days. They ran into the street and into a construction site. Duckman got out of the building and did the same. Eventually, F & U were cornered against 3 walls. Duckman slowly walked up to them...until a portal appeared and sucked Fluffy and Uranus in. Duckman threw his fists in the air. "FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!"

The toys landed and found themselves on grass. "Where are we?"

"Equestria."