My new life... HAS PONIES?!

“Thank you, but can you help me clean this room” she said walking past me to a partly open door. I entered behind her seeing the room. It was like a disaster struck; the curtains were hanging off the window, bed sheets on the ground, mattress blocked the closet door, armor plates scattered on the floor, and the bathroom was flooded with toilet water and vomit. “The royal gourds must’ve had a few too many last night… again” she said with a depressed laugh. “You clean this every time by yourself?” I asked in a surprised tone.

“Yes, no pony else is assigned to this wing” she stated grabbing a mop from the corner. She proceeded to dip the mop in the bucket and wiped the bathroom floor. I grabbed the mop and said “I’ll clean this up. You can clean the other room.” She let go of the mop and started picking up around the bed; God the smell of the toilet was toxic.

I almost added my own puke to the concoction. An hour has passed and we finished up around the room. My stomach rumbled from the lack of food today. “Would you like to join me to lunch?” I asked hearing her do the same thing. “Sure, how about we go to a place I know in ponyvile” she said taking off her maid dress.

We walked out to the castle court yard. Our wings flapped as she held my hoof. We flew through the air; the clouds hitting my face as we flew through them, the wind blowing my main back, and the occasional bug hitting my head. Thirty minutes passed, we fluttered down to ponyvile. “C’mon this way” she said walking near a small building.

I followed seeing that she sat at a table outside; next to a window saying “Doughnut Joe’s.” I sat across from sky. See scanned the menu and asked “where are you from?” “A place faraway” I said staring off into space. “So, like lospegisus” she said placing the menu down.

“Let’s just say it’s a place I don’t want to go back to” I said looking back at her. Before she could say another word a unicorn walked up and asked “what doughnut would you like this evening?” “I’ll have one with sprinkles” sky said closing the menu. “And for you sir” he said turning towered me. “I’ll have a glazed, jelly filled doughnut” I said handing him the menu.

As we waited sky wanted to know more about me. “So, how old are you?” she asked sitting up straight. “Twenty-one years” I said looking into her eyes “how about you?”  “Thirty- two years” she said. “Thirty- two years? You don’t look a day over twenty- five” I said.

She chuckled and said “you’re pretty cute yourself.” I blushed hearing that she thinks I’m cute. The unicorn brought our doughnuts. We both took a bight of our treats. The jelly tasted like strawberry, the dough was sweet with a pinch of sugar, and the sprinkles were chewy jelly beans.

We finished and the same unicorn brought us the check; the price was four bits. I placed the bits on the table and help sky out of her seat as gentlecolts should. “Are you ready to go home?” I asked holding the door. She nodded and walked out the door. We flew back to a city that was connected to the castle named canterlot.

There were stores on every block filled with ponies. The ponies wore suits, monocles; anything expensive. It looked like something you would see a ball. I walked by sky’s side as we approached her house. “Thank you for everything, I enjoyed it” sky said unlocking the front door.

“You’re welcome, I hope we can do it again sometime” I said noticing that she had gotten closer. She leaned in with a seducing stair. I moved forward; both our lips connected. My heart raced thinking “how can a sweet and beautiful mare like sky kiss a colt like me.” After ten seconds she broke the kiss saying “see you later.”

She closed the door behind her leaving me standing there. I could feel my heart speed up as I flew up into the sky cheering. I flew in loops, twirls, and backwards. I was hit by a fast blue flash knocking me out of the air. “Hay watch where you’re going!” the blue Pegasus yelled in a recognizable tom boy accent flying away to the castle.

“Was that rainbow dash?” I thought trying to catch my balance “but why is she going to the castle?” I landed in front of the castle and entered the throne room. I saw Luna sitting there doing paper work. “Oh, good evening troy. Our sister celestia is waiting to see you in the adjacent room” she said pointing at a nearby door. I opened the door it was a nursery.

I walked around scanning my surroundings. There were beds filled with gourds attached to casts and I.V. poles. I heard crying coming from the last bed of the room. I pulled the curtain to and saw it was the girls and shining armor lying in bed. Twilight was crying heavy over the sheets as the others with teary eyes.

“Sad isn't it?” celestia said from behind me startling the hell out of me. “You should have been there. I kind of wish I didn't do it. And please stop doing that” I said staring shining. “Oh… um… hello. Do I know you? You look familiar” fluttershy said holding back a tear. “Don’t you remember it’s me t-” “NO! I mean you wouldn't. This is cloud chaser. Our bringer of victory to the changeling war” celestia interrupted.

“Him? He doesn't look like he could move a cloud little lone lead an army” rainbow said waking shining. He shook in fear as his vision moved to me. I chuckled while saying “apparently shining armor disagrees.” “Wait. YOU DID THIS!” twilight yelled in my face. “Twilight just calm down” applejack said holding her back.

“NO! THIS FLANKHOLE NEARLY KILLED MY BROTHER AND YOU’RE TELLING ME TO CALM DOWN?!” she screamed shoving applejack aside. “Look, twilight, I’m sorry for that, but it was self-defense” I said moving away from the very pissed unicorn. “Self-defense?! How is ripping my brothers horn off considered self-defiance?!” she screeched pinning me to the wall. “It is when you’re about to be decapitated!” I said somehow managing her to release me. “W-what?” she said backing away.