My new life... HAS PONIES?!

“OPAL!” rarity shouted scaring both me and the cat. Rarity grinned her teeth as she held back her anger. “This is not how to act towered our host!” she said levitating opal to her face. “I am so sorry, darling, we’ll be going now” she said walking out the door. I felt a warm sensation coursing through my body.

A purple Ora rapped around me. Within seconds I started growing. I was back to my normal size. Twilight ran in the kitchen seeing the mess. Her eyes widened, looking at spike, he grabbed a mop and said “I’m on it.”

Spike dunked the mop into a bucket of water, soaking it. Hearing the slashing of the wet mop rubbing against the sticky floor, twilight pulled me into the living room and said “I just remembered that pinkie wants to see you at sugar cube corner.” “See you later” she said pushing me out the door, locking it behind. I left the tree to head for the bakery. I walked up the pink steps and knocked on the gingerbread door.

The door slowly opened, but nobody was there. I walked into the room, there was only darkness. I moved my hand around the wall, feeling for a light switch. Feeling the switch I flipped it. The lights turned on, suddenly streamers and balloons shot through the air as multiple ponies cheered “SURPRISE!”

The room was set up as if it was for a five year old birth day party. Food, punch, and cake on one side of the room, games and ponies on the other. “What’s with the party, pinky?” I asked walking up to the pink cotton candy looking pony. She pointed to a blue banner with read words that said “ WELCOME TO PONYVILE.” “I know everypony in ponyvile and since your new here I decided to through you a welcome party so I can get to know you more” she said taking a deep breath.

Before I could reply back she stuffed a slice of creamy chocolate cake in my mouth. My taste buds felt like they were dancing on clouds that were held by god’s angles. “Owe mah gawd” I said chewing the sweet treat “this is magnificent.” I my throat became dry so I walked over to the punch bowl. I grabbed a plastic cup dipped it into the bowl, and sipped it, It was tangy and discussing.The first word to pop into my head was “alcohol?”

“Um… pinky, what did you put in this?” I asked placing the cup next to the punch. “Just sugar, lemonade, hard cider, and ice.” She said. An intoxicated berry colored pony wobbled over to us and said “you never had a pinky party before, have ya? Names berry punch.” She lifted her foreleg to shake hands/hooves, but fell over passed out on the ground. “Is she alright?” I asked turning to pinky pie.

“Don’t worry this happens at every one of my parties” she said hopping away. I became bored quite easily, so I walked over to the games to see what there was to play. I saw ponies play bobbing for apples, pin the tail on the donkey, and spin the bottle. “This will not due.” I thought, and then an idea struck “that’s it!”I went to a group of ponies and asked “hay, do you guys want to play a game of drink?”

They agreed to and followed me to a tabled. I went to the snack table and saw rainbow dash; I asked her if she would like to join in. “Sure” she said as I grabbed the bowl. I placed the bowl in the center of the table and had a seat. “What’re we waiting for, let’s play.” One of the players said.

I poured each of us a drink. The taste was still discussing, but after a few more drinks I think my taste buds were too drunk to notice. Twelve drinks later two of the players passed out; just me rainbow, and the other guy. Four more drinks came and went, taking the other guy. Just me and rainbow left.

“Yha knows yer pretly goods Ats thish” I said in a drunken stupor. “Ya ain't tow terribles yerselfs” rainbow said slightly less intoxicated. After six more cups I said “rahbadamlasha? (Are you ready to give up yet?)” leaning back in my chair. “Ghteul-Zzz. (Not in your li-Zzz)” she said falling out of her seat drifting off to sleep. Ponies all around the room cheered.

To celebrate my victory I grabbed a half empty punch bowl, one out of the seven we used, and started pouring the punch down my throat. I blacked out, only to wake up in a bush with my shirt off. “Ugh…where am I-AAH!” a painful headache came around. I felt nauseous, my stomach killing me; I ran to a nearby trash can and vomited.The substance that came out was pink and brown.

I stumbled back, clearing the vomit off my lips. I looked around to see night has come and everypony was dressed in costumes. “What the… oh, right, nightmare night” I thought walking to the center of town. There were ponies dressed as vampires, mummies, and a familiar gray Pegasus dressed in paper bags. I saw twilight sparkle, dressed as a wizard with a long white beard.

And spike, for some reason he was dressed as a dragon. I wanted to talk to them, but everypony gasped. I turned to see a black and dark blue alicorn come down from the skies. Everypony around me bowed down, terrified by her. I walked up to her and asked “Are you Luna?”

“Why yes we are. We are surprised that tho still remembers us” she said giggling. “Well, even if it was a dream, you did save me” I said seeing twilight walking up to us. “Wait you two know each other?” twilight asked. “Yup. It was about two nights ago” I said. “Oh. But princess why are you here?” she asked taking the white beard off.

“We have come for assistance…” Luna said. “Don’t worry princess the girls and I will help with anything you need” twilight said proudly. “Thank you, but we desire the assistance from troy” Luna said interesting me and confusing twilight. “What do you need me to do?” I asked. "Follow us" she said walking away.