The Unlikely Hero

Chapters

Chapter 1: The new day
Chapter 2:The universe jumpers
Chapter 3: The start of something big
Chapter 4: The real super power of teamwork part 1

Chapter 1: The new day

CHAPTER 1

The new day

"WAKE UP" yelled a little girls voices. "AAAHHHH" I yelled. I sit up and look to the little girl. "What do you want Tootie." I say to my little sister. "Maw Maw said to get up you weirdo." She said to me in a tune I do not like and she knew it. 'Sometimes I really hate that little girl.' But what are you to do, family. "What time is it?" I ask. "9:00 in the morning." she says. "9:00 man I over slept." I say getting my shirt and pants. I go to my bathroom, but Maw Maw comes to me and says "Ronnie do you know what time it is." "Yes I know."

So I go to my bathroom and get dressed. "Ronnie it's time to go." Maw Maw yells to me. "But I was going to see if the new My little pony episode is up." I say all mad because I know what she is about to say. "Ronnie you know we go to town ever day." She said. So we go to Wal-Mart are home away from home and I find a new game is out today.

Later, we get back home and I do my job of taking out the groceries. After that I decide to go for a walk. You see we have 8 acres of land and a little bit of forest, but Maw Maw won't let me go in. So as I am walking I see a weird sign. What was weird was what it said "to the Everfree Forest." So I decided to see what this was about.

In the forest I think back to when I played The Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask. The forest reminded me of the beginning when Link is in the forest and the skull kid jumped him. Then I herd a noise, as I turned to see I saw a site that I didn't think I ever was go to see. There in the tree was the skull kid. He looked down at me and said, "So you like to play games huh, well I know a great game." " The rules are simple, I win." He said as he laughed. The next thing I knew I was falling. "Now to take his place." He said as a green fire came up and out of the fire came a clone of me. "Now to feed." said the clone.

As I was falling I could see all cines of lights. One, I thought looked like me. Then I hit the ground hard. "Darn that hurt." I said as I got up. I looked around and all I could see was black. It was as black as night. I could see a path Because it was lit up. So I decided to see where it goes. The path brought me to a hut. The hut was built into a tree. The first thing I thought was 'Is that Zecora's hut.' Being a brony that was the first thing I thought of. Then I thought ' Why would the skull kid send me here.'

'I thought he'd send me to Termina.' As I was thinking I saw all the lights were off. Then I saw a new path that went deeper into the forest. Now I know that going deeper into the forest is a bad idea, but I was not looking at where I was going. When I finally looked up(you see I look down when I'm thinking)I saw I was now lost in the woods. Scared out of my mind I looked for the path. Then out of the corner of my eye I saw a giant manticor. "Aaaahhh....." I slapped my hand to my mouth. Then the manticor woke up. It looked at me and roared at me. Then my feet did a 180 and I ran as fast as I could. I ran out of the forest and saw a small hut like house.

I ran inside to hide. After about a minute I looked outside to see a small yellow pony with pink hair. Then darkness I was falling in darkness(man what was it with me and the darkness). "What is it Twilight." I hear a sweet voice ask. "I don't know Fluttershy" now as my hearing is coming back I now know who is talking. "I never seen anything like it." Twilight said. Now I am really scared and over joyed to hear those voices. "Ggggaaahhh" I mown. "Twilight I think its awake." Fluttershy says.

Twilight comes over as I open my eyes. "Uuummm..... hi." I say at a lost for words. "You....you can talk?" Twilight asks as surprised as can be. "Yes and you can to?" I ask to make it look like I'm as surprised as she is. "Yes, all ponies can talk." She says. "Not were I come from." I say not thinking. "And were are you from?" Twilight asks. "That is hard to say I'm afraid." I say not whating to tell the truth. "Why" she asks. Now I'm getting mad. "I SAID I CAN'T." I yell you see I have a bad temper problem. I got it from my dad. "You don't need to yell." Twilight says backing up to the wall.

"Sorry I have a short temper problem." I say as sorry as can be. "What time is it?" I ask remembering that at the time I went for a walk it was 10:00 in the morning. "Oh..it 12:00, midnight." she says. "WHAT... midnight that can't be." I say in complete surprise. "Why" she asked tilting her head to the side. "Because, when I left my house it was 10 in the morning." I say. "Fluttershy when did you find..uumm...are a boy are a girl?" Twilight asks whating to know more about me.

"I'm a guy." I just say. "Yes, I thought so." Twilight said taking notes. "I fond him only an hour ago." Fluttershy said thinking back. "ONE HOUR...I think...I'm....gone a ." I say a little light headed. "Are you going to be ok." Fluttershy says looking at me as if I was one of her pet. "Yeah I'm ok just a little light headed." I say to not worry her. "That's good." Fluttershy says. "If you two don't mind I would like to get some sleep." I say as I yawn. Then they both nod and go to the next room. As I sit back I think to myself "Well old boy now you are in equestria, Fluttershy is looking after you, and well as they say tomorrow is a new day." I close my eyes and get ready for...The New Day.

Chapter 2:The universe jumpers

Chapter 2

The universe jumpers

As the sun rose in the sky and shined into Twilight's room, she did not want to wake up. "5 more minutes mom." Twilight said as she covered her head with her blanket. Then she remembered what happened last night. "Oh, I need to go see Fluttershy...I hope he'll talk today." As Twilight got out of bed Spike her #1 assistant sat up in bed to say "Twilight it 5 in the morning." Spike was upset to be woken up to early in the morning. "I'm sorry Spike, but this weird....thing is at Fluttershy's house right now and I wanted to know more about him." Twilight said as she was made her way to first floor of her house/library. "YOU, don't know what HE is?" Spike asked in complete shock.

"No I don't and that is why I got up early today, I wanted to ask him more questions." Twilight packed her saddle bags with quills and scrolls to take notes. Now all packed up and ready to go she walked to the door "WAIT". As Twilight turned to ask what Spike wanted he ran up to her to ask "Can I come to, I want to see what this guy looks like." "Why not I can close the library for the day." Twilight then locks her house and is on her way to Fluttershy's house now with Spike to see the new "thing".

"Please wake up I think Twilight will be here any minute now........that is if you want to." Fluttershy says in her soft voice. Now I'm not a morning person, but Fluttershy's voice to me was so sweet that I had to get up. As I got my lazy butt out of bed someone knocked on the door. "Oh, that must be her now." Fluttershy goes to answer the door I go down stairs to the living room to sit down(I really am lazy boy do I need to work that.) "Twilight, please come in oh and spike is with you." when Fluttershy said that I paled 'SPIKE, now what am I going to do, playing Skyrim I learned to hate dragons.' as they entered I shot him a death glare.

Spike saw the glare the moment he walked into the room. "T-T-Twilight is that the thing you were talking about this morning." "Yes Spike that's him." Twilight said obvious to the worry in Spike's voice. "Twilight, I don't like the look he's giving me." Only now Twilight sees my death glare. "What are you doing!?" she says with a little bit of shock in her voice. "Dragon...dragon" the next thing I knew I was at his neck. "Stop, what are you doing!?" Twilight yells trying to get me off of Spike. Then I came back to...reality "I don't know what came over me, I'm sorry Spike I didn't mean to hurt you, really." I try to apologize, but I don't think he got the message.

Fluttershy, who was hiding in the kitchen the hole time decided to come out "Twilight wasn't there something you wanted?" she asked to try and lighten the mood in the room. I think it worked, because Twilight cooled down a bit, I think she's tick at me for trying to kill her friend. "Yes there was, I wanted to ask him some questions." she opened her bags to get a quill and scrolls. "Now, question one what are you?" "I am called a 'human'." "H-u-m-a-n got it, now question two what's your name?" "My name....I don't to say my name."

Twilight looks up from her notes "Why not?" she asks. "My name is kind of dum." "How dum can it be?" "Fine my name is Ronnie." "Ronnie?" Twilight says thinking about my name. "To ponies it does sound a little dum." she said, I knew she was going to say something like that. "Now, question three where did you come from?" "Well...let's say I come from far far away." "How far away are we talking?" now I was in a bad way, if I tell her the truth who knows what will happen and if I don't she will find out and won't believe me later on in time. So as one to seek adventure I decided to tell the truth.

"Twilight, what I'm about to tell you, you mite not believe me." I tell her, as I say this she get all excited. "I come from a deferent world." Twilight was silent for so long I thought I killed her. Then she spoke "WHAT... deferent world, how can that be?" she says in complete shock. "What, you thought you ponies were alone in the universe, well think again." "But........." now twilight was at a lost for words. Fluttershy was outside the hole time and now thought it was a good time to come inside. She herd that I was from a deferent world so she comes up to me to say "How is that possible?"

"Do you have prof that you are from a deferent world." Twilight ask trying to get to the bottom of this. I open my mouth to say something, but I don't know what to say. Then there was a knock at the door "Fluttershy are you in there?" came the voice of the one and only Rainbow Dash. Fluttershy goes to open the door, but as she gets there Rainbow rushes through the door. Not able to stop herself she crashes right into me. As my hearing and seeing comes back I can now see she is right on top of me. She opens her eyes "AAAAAAAHHHHHH" she kicks me across the room and I crash right in to the wall.

"WHAT IS THAT THING!!!" she yells at the top of her lungs. "That Rainbow is the first human to be in equestrian" Twilight explains to RD. "Human...whats a human?" "That would be me you know the one you just kicked across the room." I said as I got back up and was now really tick. "Twilight, please don't tell me that you did this." RD said as she facehoofed. "No, I didn't do this I have no idea were he came from, I was going to find out when you decided to butt in." Twilight was really mad now and at me no less. "Now please tell me were you really are from?" "As I said I'm from a deferent world." "GGGGAAA where back to this again, FINE what is the name of your world?" The moment of truth.

"My home world is called earth." I flat out say. "Earth.....EARTH?" twilight says as she goes to her bags to get a book. She gives me the book "read" was all she said.As I open the book I saw that it was writhen in human writing. As I was reading, the book said all about the earth and how all the humans killed themselves off. "World war 3." was all I had to say. "So you can read that book." Twilight said "Ponies have tried to before, but nopony knows how to read that writing." "How did you get this?" "I....um....fawned it." I'm no Applejack, but that was a bad lie.

"This book says that in the year 2233 world war 3 completely wiped out the humans." then a thought hit me "How can this book say that if the humans were wiped out?" "Only a human can write like this." all of this was giving me a headache. "Fluttershy are y'all in here?" Applejack said in her southern voice. "GREAT now Applejack what's next Rarity, PINKY PI....." I was cut short by the pink puff ball herself. "HI I'm Pinky pie are you new in town HHHHHAAAA if your new then I need to through you a PARTY!!!!!" and as fast as she came she left. "Did somepony call my name?" Rarity asked standing in the door way.

"How did you know there names you never met them?' Twilight asked seeing as same how I knew her friends names. "OH that......." I was at a lost for words "Well....I'm waiting?" "Uuuummm......humans are super smart." that was a bad lie, because I think Applejack saw through it "Sugercube, that was a poled faced lie ah can tell ah am the element of honesty after all." "I don't care about how he knows are names all I want to know if he's a SPY" Rainbow dash says right in my face. "Rainbow your in my face so please back away like NOW."

"I bet the princess never had to deal with things like this." I through a hint to Twilight and I think she got it. "That's right Celstia can help us, come on girls we need to get to the train station."

Now we are all in a train and going to canterlot "Soooo......., any of you go to canterlot.....a lot." I get wired looks from all of them. "Once we get to canterlot to see princess Celestia please try to be nice, she could send you to the moon if you act like a moron." Twilight tells me, but she didn't need to I never acted like a moron ever.

"OH MY GOD, I'm in CANTERLOT!!!" I scream at the top of my lungs. "RONNIE... what did I just say about acting like a moron." "Sorry, mom." At this point Rarity throughs a cape over me. "Please, darling don't try to stand out in the crowd so much." "Well what do you want me to do walk on all fours?"

"HALT" says a guard at the front door to the castle. "I am Twilight Sparkle, me and me friends are hear to see the princess." "OH, Ms. Sparkle, the princess is waiting in the throne room." "Thank you." As they go in the guards see a suspicious caped pony trying to get in. "Halt right there, who are you?" "I'm a friend of Twilight's, please let me in." says the caped pony. "Ms. Sparkle is what this pony says true?" this guard is to good at he's job. "Yes he is with me, please let him in."

Inside the castle, "Man that guard was rude." I say standing up and taking the cape off. "They are just doing their jobs." Fluttershy says in a sweet voice.

"RIGHT, they sound just like the guards in Oblivion, 'STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM'." I yell in a voice like a oblivion guard. Then three guards came running down the hall. "Were are they?" one yells. "Look it right there." he point to me. I look left and I look right, then I point to myself. "That's right you are under arrest you scum."

Well only one thing to do, "Exit stage right." I run only to find a platoon of guards waiting of me. "Exit stage left." Now I run to the left, more guards, "Exit stage.....out the window." I go to jump, but the sound of glass smashing is not heard. I open my eyes only to see the princess right in front of me.

"PRINCESS CELESTIA." all the guards yell as they bow to her. "What is going on here?" she asks as I'm still floating in thin air. "Princess Celestia, that thing has commented a crime and must be punished." that voice, I know that voice. I some how turn to see and the voice belonged to the captain of the guards Shinning Armor.

"What the....?" is all can say at the moment. Princess Celestia was the one who had me in her magic grasp. Did I already say I was upside down? I fly up to her or is she pulling me. "So....you are?" she asks me. "Wellll.....how should I put this." I say in a moment of stupidness. "PRINCESS, don't let that thing get to close to you." Shinning yells.

"Why is everybody yelling at me today, I just want to go home." I say sad that I can't stay in equestria, but I miss my family. "I want a go home, I want a go home." right now I was really scared, look if you ware upside down, in front of the princess Celestia, and all the ponies that you learned to love all yelling at you, what would you do?

"Please, princess can you help him?" Twilight asks. "Hhhhmmmmm." she puts a hoof to her chin in thought. "I don't know if I can, but you Twilight Sparkle, I think you and the elements of harmony can." Celestia says in her motherly tone. "I forgot about the elements, come on girls line up." Twilight and the girls form a circle around me.

I didn't notice it before, but they all now have their elements. As the elements start to glow, I fill a warm, thing in me chest start to grow. As the lights on the element grow brighter, so do I. Then something went wrong. A black vortex opened up, then I knew I was in deep. As the vortex got bigger it started to suck up ever thing. I was its first victim.

"NOT AGAIN!!!!!" I yelled as loud as could. "THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPE..AAAHHHHH!" Twilight yells as she is pulled in. "TWILYYYY" Shinning yells to his sister, powerless to help. Celestia was hit by a flying wall, so she was no help. Next was Fluttershy, then Applejack, then Rarity. "This is fun!" Pinky said, as she was the next to go. All that was left was Rainbow and was not going to let some dum vortex get her. "YEAH. take that you dum vortex thing, WHOA!" but even she was no match for the winds of a vortex.

And as quick as it started it was over. "Princess, are you alright?" Shinning ask a little worried. "I'm alright Shinning Armor, what about the others?" "They're all gone princess." he says with a little sadness in his voice. "So, the legends are true." Celestia says to herself. "What legend are you talking about princess?" shinning ask wanting to know more.

"This legend is as old as I am, Shinning Armor." she is now on her way back to her throne. "The legend says that a being from another world will come to take the elements of harmony and use them to travel to deferent worlds to get stronger and help the element to stop a great evil." she explains to Shinning Armor who had this to say, "What was the name of that legend, because I don't think I ever herd of it."

"Of carouse you never herd of it, it was a royal family secret." she looks to him, "And the name was, The Legend of The Universe Jumpers."

Chapter 3: The start of something big

Chapter 3:

The start of something big

You would think falling into a void would be awesome right, WRONG. I thought it looked fun on games and stuff, but its not. So falling through the void for god knows how long, I finally hit ground. "Ouch, why do I always land on my butt." I get up, dust myself off and look around. The first thing I notice was a brown....thing looking right at me. This thing was pretty small, it had two sharp teeth at the bottom of its mouth. As a vet. gamer I knew right away what it was, it was a goomba.

"What the fu....AAAAHHHH." Now I think you would laugh, but I'm going to tell you anyway, that goomba came up to me and bit my foot. Then it must have thought it funny to chase, that's right chase me around. 'What is wrong with me, I'm being chased by a GOOMBA, a flipping goomba, oh how the mighty have fallen.' I finally see my way out of this mess, as I get closer I see that it is a.....green pipe?

Not wanting the be goomba food I jump down the pipe. That pipe felt like it went on forever, but it was only a secant or two and I was flying out of that pipe. 'Man what is it with me and flying out of holes today' I get up off the ground, dust myself off(deja vu). I see something out of the corner of my eye, I turn to look and what do I see? The Mushroom Kingdom Castle is all. Wait, THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM CASTLE? Now I really flipped my sugar honey ice tea then.

Ok, so I'm in the Mushroom Kingdom, a goomba was chasing me (now that I think about it I could've just jumped on him, man am I stupid, or what) and now.....wait were are the girls. 'Did I come here by myself?' So, what do I do now? "Well you could go look for them."

"Who the heck are you?" I ask to the guy who appeared out of no were.

"I'm you, can't you tell?" he says. Now that he mentions it he is me, if I was an angle. Really, halo and all. haha...halo.

"Come on, don't lesion to him he's a goody two shoes." and there's the demon, you know horns and all that.

"Ok, so an angle and a demon who both look like me are now talking to me. Can today get any...." as if on cue the rain starts. "That's it I'm done, I'm going to go ask if they have room at the castle, You two can stay out here for all I care and catch cold." I start walking to the castle as they are fighting.

Half way to the castle I can hear that they now know I'm gone, because the demon yells, "What the f***, where did he go!" I turn my head to stare at him.(I would never say that, but he is my dark side:/) At that moment I was wishing death upon him.

I finally make it to the castle, as I go in I hear a evil and familiar laugh. "Bwahaha, there is no one home, now go." I think back to my childhood and when I first played 'Super Mario 64'.

"Bowser." was all I could say at the time, but my mind was going a mile a minute. 'What the heck? Is Mario here? Is this super Mario 64? What happened to the angle and demon?' I was mind screwed at the moment.(But, what did happen to them.....I don't know, what happens in the past stays in the past.)

As I walk in to the hallway I see....a toad, I hate toads and I'm not talking about the frog. "Oh, please help us kind sir, Mario and the princess have been captured by Bowser." he says with those big eyes. Man am I a sucker or what.

"Ok, I'll help you, where are they." Not that I didn't what to anyway. I was not going to pass up a chance to explore this castle. Not by a long shot. He then pointed to a door with a big star on it. As I make my way to the door with Harrison Ford on it(what....I said it had a big star on it?:]) it slides open. I slowly walk in, the first thing I notes is the long red hallway. At the end I could see a panting, I think. The closer I get the more I could see. The panting was of a beautiful women, but it was to dark to see it that good, so I get closer to see. Then, the panting becomes a ugly monster and I fall though the floor.

I land on a blue like stone. As I get up I hear that voice again, " You fell right into my trap, come and face me, if you dare, bwahahah." Now, I am going to face him just to shut him up. As I start on the path in front of me a line of fire shots out of a block to my left. I was right in the path of the fire and boy did I get burned.

"Is something burning?" I ask only to look down and see my butt is on fire. "OW,OW,OW my butt's on fire!" in extreme pain I run around in a circle hopping to put out the fire. Now one brunt butt later I on my way to what I think is a ummm........ok I don't know what it is, but to me it looks a farriers wheel.

After getting passed that I come up to a slope. Half way up I almost get burnt again, but I learn from my mistakes. Now another farriers wheel later, I was slowly crossing over a rope bridge. At the end of this rope bridge was three goombas.

After stomping on there heads, I run up a path with all kinds of crystals all over. 'I think Rarity would like it here.' As I continue on the path I see a floating.....head. As I continue to look at it I fail to see it is getting closer. I go to touch it, it gives me a good zap and I mean ZAP.

"I am out of here." I make a man dash for the end of this nightmare. I step on a big ! switch and stares appear out of no were. At the top I turn to see the stares go back to no were.

"Finally, I'm at the top now to stop Bowser." I say in a heroic voice. A sign and green pipe.

"So you think you can stop me Mario well come and try." the sign said. So Mario hasn't been here yet. I jump down the green pipe as I'm falling I see a platform. Doing a flip I land on it doing a pose like Mario when he finishes a backflip. Looking forward I see HIM.....and Peach and Mario and.....TWILIGHT?

"So you are the one he was talking about." Bowser says in what I think is a voice.

"Whats it to you?" I say not knowing what to say.

"This will be to easy."

"Don't under estimate me you over grown lizard."

"Grrrraaaahhhh, I'm going to make you regret that." he says as he charges at me I do a Mario high jump over his head.

"Listen to me you have a-to grab a-him by the tail." OH MY GOD Mario is talking to me. I could die from happiness. "LOOK OUT!" he yells. I turn around to see Bowser about to claw my head off. Listening to my hero I go for the tail.

When I grab his tail he falls flat on his belly. "What do I do now!?" I ask because Bowser is heavy.

"Spin him." is all Mario had to say.

"Are you CRAZY look at the size of that thing!" Twilight yells to Mario pointing a hoof at me. Mario looks to me now seeing how weak I am.

"All he has to do is believe in himself, you have to believe in him." Mario says as the wise old soul he is. Twilight looks to me taking in all of what Mario said.

Thinking long and hard she finally say, "I do....I DO BELIEVE, RONNIE I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!!" "I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!" Twilight yells. Then her element starts to glow and I fill more stronger.

I now begin to spin Bowser in place, slow at first, but I get faster. "What do I do now!?" I say as I am spinning,

"Through him at a-those spiked balls." Mario answers me.

Not seeing them before, I spin faster and faster. I line up the through and with a "So long-a Bowser" he goes flying at one of the balls. As he hits it, it blows up in his face. He comes flying back and lands on his back.

"You....are...good....at...this, Mario....you..and..I...have...unfinished....business." he fades away and so does Peach. Twilight and Mario are now free.

"Thank you Ronnie, for saving me" Twilight says. I nod and look to Mario.

"So, you and him have unfinished business?" he nods.

"And you have-a fond the magic of friendship, believe me it will not let you down." I did not know what he was talking about at the time, but looking back now I understand. Then out of no were that portal opens up again. I turn to say something to Twilight and I see her element is still glowing.

"Twilight did the element do that?" I ask. I then notice that she is thinking and I can't help but wonder what she is thinking about. I will have to ask her later. "TWILIGHT!" I yell.

"WHAT, what do you want!?" she yells at me a little ticked off, of what derailing her train of thought.

"I think its time for us to go, good by Mario it was fun." I say as I walk to the portal, Twilight following. "You know what Twilight?" I ask as I turn to look at her.

"No, what?" she asks.

"I think that this is the start of something big." I say as we jump into the portal to a new world.

Chapter 4: The real super power of teamwork part 1

Chapter 4

The real super power of teamwork part 1

Flying, I was flying. That was the only thing I could feel. Then felt pain. Lots and lots of pain. Then I hit something metal and boy did it hurt. As I pick myself up I take notice that it looks like I'm on some kind of battleship. As I look around I see Twilight out cold to my left. "Hey, Twilight are you ok?" I ask as I go to see if she if in fact "ok".

"Ow, I think Pinkie Pie just hit me with her party cannon." She says as she gets up. She looks around and is amazed by all the things around her. " Wow, this place is amazing."

"Well your ok at least, hmm... the last thing I remember was Mario and that vortex like thing." I try to remember more as Twilight decides goes to have a look around. I was coming up a little short on the brain department so I decided to go have a look around myself. 'This place is so... so... I don't know, what is it about this place that is so familiar to me?' As I think back I recall a little game called... oh no. Like a lightening bolt from out of the blue, I remember. "Oh, sweet sunny sarsaparillas, you've got to be kidding me" I shout as I realize just where I am. Twilight, to far a way to hear my shout. Is looking a everything, taking it all in like a Filly in sugarcube corner.

"Wow, this place is so amazing!" Twilight says but, unknown to me or her, as she was walking around she trips a silent alarm and you know that that spells nothing but trouble.

"What is going on down there?" A blackened figure says as he goes to look at his security cameras to see what tripped his alarms. Looking at the monitor with the flashing words of 'Trespasser Detected.' "Hm, another one? Well I think I could make another one, better safe than sorry. Send out a squad to capture it and I want it alive." He gives the command to a robot who for some reason is shaped like a basketball.

"You heard the doctor, get out there and capture that horse and remember he want it alive" A squad of about ten robots come out of on where and completely surround Twilight. She screams as they grab her. With alarms going off like nobody's business.

"What the... what's with all the noise?" T turn to see what all the noise is about and see Twilight in the hands of ten all to familiar looking robots. "Shit, Twilight hold on!" I run as fast as I can but, she is a good mile or two away (how the hell did she get that far anyway?) but, to my surprise I was there in a matter of minutes. Not questioning it I get her out of the hands of the robot and stand in front of her ready to do a fight or flight if need be.

"So, now HE shows up aye? Ho ho ho ho, I waited a long time for this." Leaning to his microphone he yells out. " Egg squad ten stand down." Then he get in a hover... thing and makes himself know to us. "I don't know how you found me but, I won't let you getaway this time, Sonic!"

"Dr. Eggman." I say with hatred in my voice. After seeing his Eggbots and the Egg fleet from Sonic Heroes (great game by the way) I knew I would see his ugly mug sooner or later. "Ok look man, I just want to take my friend here a go."

"But, I don't know you." Twilight says pointing a hoof at me. What does she mean by that? I was about to ask her when I saw my hand I pointed at her... more like my gloved hand I pointed at her. You know, I don't remember having gloves on when I was in Equestria.

"I don't care if you two are husband and wife. Egg squad ten, GET THAT HEDGEHOG!!!" Eggman yells to his robots. 'What did he just...' as I was just now hearing what he said to us, the wind started to pick up. It got harder and harder until it started to feel like I was in a tornado. When it all came to a stop I heard a voice...

"Talk about your welcoming parties. I didn't know you cared Eggman." It was the voice of the one and only Sonic the Hedgehog. God was I glad to see him. Inside, my fanboy fainted seeing him. On the outside I was in shock. Why was I shocked you ask? Well I've just seen one of my favorite video game characters for one thing. (Mario is my #1 favorite characters but, when I saw him things were going a little to fast for my liking. So I wasn't able to go into shock at that moment .) So, why do you think I was in shock? Shaking it off, I was able to hear what they where talking about.

"WHAT!? TWO SONICS!?!" What does he mean by two Sonics? The last time I checked Sonic's a hedgehog and I'm... a brown hedgehog. Well, that's weird. I wonder what Sonic as to say about it's?

"What do you mean, 'two Sonics'? You know that there is only one me right?" Well, Sonic obviously as not taken the to see just who is STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM!!! I knew Sonic was a little bit of an idiot but, come on man! Oh, and by idiot I mean jumping into things without looking first. "Are you talking about this brown guy over here? Man doctor, you must be color blind or something." I think everybody in the Sonic series are color blind and also, that's racist!

"WOULD SOMEPONY PLEASE TELL ME WHT IS GOING ON HERE!?" Oh yeah... I almost forgot about Twilight. I'd better calm her down or she might go all Lesson Zero on me.

"Twilight, you need to keep calm. You remember that Want it, Need it spell you did? I don't want you to go all crazy like that again." I'd should not of said that, I'd should not of said that.

"And just how do you know about that? Also who in the hoof are you?" Twilight demanded. Sooo... yeah, I guess the multiverse hates me now.

"I don't care who anyone is! All I know is that I will destroy all of you because, you know what they say-" OH GOD, PLEASE NNNNOOOOOOO "-the more the merrier!" Eggman says, I'll need to worry about the multiverse hating me some other time. Right now, I've got an egg to scramble. Eggman started pressing buttons on his command console. Then, his eggbots started going in for the capture. Twilight started running and screaming like a bat out of hell.

'Shit! There's no way this could be any more fucked up' I thought to myself. One thing is for shore, this eggbots are idiots. One or two jumps on there heads and they go all to pieces. So then an idea came to me. This idea is me jumping on as many heads as I can to make my to Twilight because, I think we all know that she is going to get herself into trouble.

That is of course if she didn't go all boss on the robo asses. I mean it! She shot off a spell that looked like a purple Kamehameha. Hell, for all I know it was. So, with that out of the way and all of the eggbots in the junk yard. I thought I'd be a smartass. "Is that all you got Baldy McNosehair." Oh yeah, I'm a badass.... more like a dumbass!!!

"You really thought that was all I had? Ho ho ho ho, well then, get a load of this" He yells as he punches (seriously, it looks like he punched it) a button on his control console. Then the floor starts to move and open up as if to reveal something. "Say hello to my latest creation." And out of the floor rises....

"Crush, kill, destroy, swag." ... YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!

End of part 1