Madness 101

Fluttershy began to ignore Discord's answers. "They are probably fake anyway..."

Discord back on the surface..."Drat...she saw through my awesome voice disguise..." Sanguine spoke up, "Well, you made it too obvious it was..well...you." Discord had a "whatever" look on his face. "Oh well. I'll find another way to deceive them. I'll give you that pleasure of knowing." Sanguine had a bored look on his face. "Yippee."

After the incident in Sugarcube Corner, Twilight had a few ideas to use the Wabbajack with. "Hmm...maybe we should fire it around the shop. It might bring some things up. And probably somepony to talk to who can help us!" Rainbow Dash raised an eyebrow. "That sounds a bit...reckless." Rarity looked at Rainbow Dash with a sour expression. "That's something I would say. But...this is a realm where everything is opposite. I might as well be dirty, but look! I'm absolutely spotless!" The six agreed on messing around with the Wabbajack.

In the shop, there were stacks of various pastries of all sizes and shapes, with a large table in the middle. Pinkie Pie was chewing on a blueberry muffin. "Mmm. Dish if good!" Everypony nodded their head in agreement. The Wabbajack-made pastries were delicious. Rarity was carefully eating, no, cannibalizing a s'more, Applejack was having an apple cobbler sweet roll, Rainbow Dash was having a rainbow-colored cupcake, which oddly tastes familiar, and Twilight, whom was holding the staff with her magic, was eating a book-shaped cupcake. "Everypony, I now decree, that the Wabbajack, is the best thing ever!" Everypony laughed in unison, as Pinkie Pie gobbled up the super-duper huge cake in the middle of the room in one, single gulp. "I agree!" As they used the Wabbajack more and more, they were oblivious to the blue gem appearing next to the green gem.

The six were wandering outside, wondering what to use the Wabbajack on next. They looked through all the buildings, all of them looked like the ones in Ponyville, except that they are empty. The stumbled upon a new building, that they could not open. Twilight looked at them, and back at the solid looking door. She fired the Wabbajack at it. The door began to glow a brilliant white, and turn into bits of leaves. "I will never ever understand this thing," Twilight said with an exasperated expression.

Inside the building were nice, warm wooden walls, tapestries depicting armored ponies, and...a large table made of cheese? Rarity stared at the table. "A table...made of cheese? Who in Equestria would eat on...that?" The walls soon came to life, as all the bricks fell, revealing six other ponies, dressed in knights gear made of cheese. A knight dressed in cottage cheese stepped up. "I am a humble knight of the cheese. And we are..." All six of them stepped up. "THE KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND CHEESE!" Everypony stared at them as if they were madmen. Rarity looked at them. "Well...at least you wear your cheese-based armor well, I suppose." The knights filed in-line, and walked out the door. Pinkie Pie was bouncing after them. "Wait! Where are you going! I want to eat the cheese!" The cottage cheese knight looked back at them. "We are going to quest for the legendary sword, Cheddar Sharp..." Rainbow Dash looked exasperated. "It's official. This whole place is crazy." Twilight looked disapprovingly at Rainbow Dash. "You think?" Pinkie Pie stopped her jumping. "Wait! Can we come with you?" The other five looked at Pinkie Pie. Simultaneously, they went, "WHAT?!" The cheesy knight looked back at them. Well...you may accompany us. We are always bored when we travel. Nopony wants to make cheesy puns anymore.

On the surface, most of Ponyville is either turned into a blob of cake, or dancing around like a chicken. Courtesy of Sanguine. Everypony was hiding anywhere they could find.shelter, which was quickly changed into something else. Ponies everywhere were screaming and running as fast as their hooves can carry them. The Cutie Mark Crusaders were trying to assist in reversing everything in the Mane Six's absence, to no avail.