Madness 101

by ZincAzN

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Adventure, Crossover, Random, Discord, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Main 6, Other
Length: 5495

Discord decides to bring a few people over. Hilarity ensues.

Discord, the one who decided to turn Ponyville, and most of Equestria upside down, has returned. He brought a two friends along for the ride. Enter in Sheogorath, the Daedric Prince of Madness, and Sanguine, the Daedric Prince of Debauchery. Let's see if Twilight and the gang can get rid of them. Or if all three of them are no match for the Elements of Harmony?

On MASSIVE hiatus right now. Dealing with writers block, I'm planning on redoing everything. Stay tuned.

Published 2012-01-25 14:40:34 UTC
Last updated 2012-04-25 23:18:37 UTC

Class 101: Lesson Start

It was a bright and sunny day in the small town of Ponyville. Ponies rushing down the street, the air nice and breezy courtesy of the pegasi. Our story begins with Twilight, all cooped up in her Library, enthralled in a stack of books that Princess Celestia sent her.

"Wow, so much to read. Let's see what the Princess sent me..." Twilight shuffled through the stack of books. "The Magic of Swordsmanship, How to make a Curved Sword....Spell Tome: Chain Lightning, why on Equestria would I want to learn that? The History of Tamriel?" Twilight was puzzled at the name of...wherever that is. "Why would Celestia be in ownership of such a book?" She decided to put the rest of the books away, and take a good long look at the book. "Chapter 1: The Beginning of Tamriel." Twilight relatively skimmed through most of the book, but one chapter caught her eye. "Chapter 23: Daedric Princes?" Twilight looked at the chapter with earnest. "Azura, Mephala, Nocturnal, Mehrunes? Hmm. Sounds more like someone that Discord would bring along with him. Huh? What's this? Sheogorath, the Daedric Prince of Madness?" Twilight looked at Sheogorath's small background. "Created by the change or destruction of an Aedra? Maybe the opposite of a Daedra?

The day rolled on, Twilight reading about the two craziest Daedric Princes in the book, Sheogorath, and Sanguine, the Prince of Debauchery. There was a knock at the door a few hours later, "Come in!" Rainbow Dash flew into the Library at an amazing speed. She landed shortly after, wondering what Twilight was so interested in. "Rainbow! You will not believe what I just read for about half the day." "What is it?" "A book on the history of someplace called Tamriel." "Ugh, boring, what else did you read all day?" "Nothing more." "But, what was so INTERESTING about it?" "The Daedric Princes." "The Dae-...what?" "The Daedric Princes. Here read it." Twilight flipped to back to the articles about the Daedric Princes, and made Rainbow Dash read it. She got bored after the second sentence. "I'm bored. Bye." Rainbow Dash gave the book back to Twilight and dashed off. Twilight rolled her eyes. "No respect for literature..."

In the garden where Discord was imprisoned, due to the Elements of Harmony, the statue stood cold and and tall. Inside the prison, lived Discord. "Oh I'm so bored in here. Why couldn't I just get some friends...?" Discord paced around inside the statue, doing whatever he can to keep himself from being bored. "Nightmare Moon, or as we all know and love her, 'Princess LUNA' was forgiven, why not me? I'm a good person. Well...I could be. If they would let me just mess around with some stuff,,," Discord looked into the library he was given in his imprisonment. "Hmph, for your entertainment. I hate reading. I don't know why Celestia gave me this to read. I absolutely HATE reading. Hmm, let's see what form of torture Celestia left." Discord looked through the books, uninterested at any of them. "The History of Equestria, the Sixteen Houses of Madness, Alice in Wonderland, Cupcakes, The Rise and Fall of the Blades, what's this?" Discord picked up the book. with the title in golden text, ""Daedric Princes" Discord reluctantly opened the book, and began to read it.

Class 102: A Tamrielen Visit

Discord was excited about reading the history book. Yet, he was surprised that he was actually reading it. Then, he began to formulate ideas, very, very, dangerous ideas. Discord said to himself, "What if, just what if? I bring Sheogorath and Sanguine up from Tamriel...but first, I have to get out of this madhouse. Oh wait, I'm already chaotic. All I need is some chaos, then I'll blow this prison up when I have time...

Cheerilee's class was, once again, in the maze garden. "Now, children, remember this? This is the statue of Discord! Now, who can tell me what-" Scootaloo quickly interrupted her teacher, "Chaos!" Apple Bloom piped in, "Destruction!" Sweetie Belle also jumped into the debate. "Anarchy!" The three young fillies get into quite the heated debate. Even more chaotic than the last one that they had. "Why do I even bring them here?" Cheerilee muttered to herself. Discord's statue slightly cracked, and as the more the fillies argued, the more the statue became damaged. A large hole opened up in the statue. The class walked by, oblivious to what had just happened to this certain statue.

Later that night, the statue shattered. Discord stretched his limbs out. "Ahh...sweet, fresh air. Now, to call in those fancy Daedric Princes."

Meanwhile, in the world of Tamriel...the Dovahkiin is stuck inside Sheogorath's madhouse. "Ah, what fun is there in making sense? But, still, we just need a teensy, tiny bit of sense to make no sense of nearly EVERYTHING! Oh well...maybe I should give you some cheese to send you off with...including the Wabbajack. You know, I was the Champion of Cyrodill. Yes, I was the one who stopped the Oblivion Crisis! Haha! But, that time has past, and it's off to the Golden Road with me. Oh well. Have the Wabbajack, as a token of my- oh just take the darn thing." The confused, and slightly frazzled Dragon-Born, was sent back to the real world, off to make chaos with the Wabbajack. Sheogorath suddenly felt compelled to go talk to Sanguine, a real prankster. "I might go see my good friend Sanguine....yes! I should! He did give me that rose when I was still human. Nice of him to do so." And with that, Sheogorath teleported off, to Sanguine's little slice of Oblivion.

In Sanguine's cut of the infinite Oblivion, Sheogorath teleported off to where Sanguine made his home, in a darker replica of the White-Gold Tower from the Imperial City. "Sanguine! How nice it is to see my favorite person. Besides me, of course." Sanguine was quite confused as to why Sheogorath was here. "Umm...nice to see you again. Why are you here?" "Oh, I just wanted to talk, catch up after about an eon, you know?" "Riiigghhtt, so, could you be so nice as to find me a book? I am so terribly bored." With that nice request, Sheogorath went out to find Sanguine a nice book to read. "Hmm, what could be good for the Prince of Debauchery?" Suddenly, a purple portal opened up, a certain multi-animal limbed person came out of the portal. "I hate universe travelling, so much work." Sheogorath was quite confused at this turn of events. "Wha- what are you doing here? Oh wait!" Sheogorath started to sniff Discord, whom was quite confused as to what the Daedric Prince of Madness was doing. "What are you doing?!" "Oh, just sniffing out your intent, so you want me to go to this "Equestria" with Sanguine, and help you wreak havoc?" "Exactly." "Okay. Let me just get Sanguine's say on this." So, Discord and Sheogorath both went to go talk to Sanguine in the next room over.

"Sanguine! I did not bring you a book, but I brought this person, whom wants to make a bit of chaos in his universe with us." Sanguine responded to this with, "Sure, I'm always in for a crazy time." Discord checked something off in his mental checklist. "Perfect! Let us proceed with our plan!" With that, the three powerful entities walked into a bluish portal, into Equestria, to bring joy, and chaos to the world.

Class 103: No More Chocolate

The three insane entities entered into Equestria, just ripe for chaocracy. "Yes! I created a new word! Chaocracy! It will be a new government." Discord and Sanguine just stared at Sheogorath's insanity. "How long has he been down the "Golden Road"?" "Eternity." "Brilliant." The two actual SERIOUS people in the group began to plot their evil, prank filled plan, while Sheogorath in all his insanity played around with a certain white bunny.

Angel was just eating his carrot (for once) when Sheogorath came and started to poke at him. Angel just stared at him as he poked him, fascinated at his absolute ridiculousness. "I have never seen such a creature!" "Sheogorath...that's a bunny. You Wabbajack people into them all the time." "Oh...right..." Angel just ran away to go off and find something good to do, but Sheogorath blocked his way. "Aww...the wittle bunnwy is so adorable!" Angel death stared daggers at the Daedric Prince, he HATED that kind of talk. He could stand it with Fluttershy, but not a stranger like this one. "Does the wittle bunnwy want an empanada?" Sheogorath stuffed the empanada in Angel's mouth, and forced him to chew it.

Angel's patience finally broke. He kicked the Daedric Prince in the mouth. "Ow! You do not do that to a powerful figure like me!" Angel then stuffed what was left of empanada into the Daedric Prince's fancy coat, and attempted to break his arm. Sheogorath just laughed "This bunny is adorable! I will keep him! And name him....MENACE!" Menace/Angel looked at him confused. Then, out of the blue, came a familiar figure from a tree home. "Angel! I have been looking for you for about an hour!" Fluttershy looked at the Daedric Prince. "Who...are you?" Sheogorath looked at the yellow coated pony. "Hmm...you ponies are quite funny. But, no matter, I am Sheogorath, Prince of Madness. And this is my new bunny, Menace." He pointed to Angel, whom which looked confused. "Oh, I am sorry sir, he's my bunny." "Oh...that's too bad. Well, I need to get back to Sanguine. Who knows what they did without me." And with that, Sheogorath disappeared in a cloud of white smoke. "Now, Angel, don't you run away from me like that again." So, the two went back home, to feed their other animal companions.

Sanguine and Discord were planning their ridiculousness on paper. "Alright, so we send a whole squadron of flying pepper shakers over there." Sanguine pointed to Sugarcube Corner on the map. "No, no, no! We're crazy people, not strategists! Should we just start our mass chaotic reign?" "Alright, I'll go get Sheo-" Sheogorath was no where to be seen. Sanguine stammered, "Where...where did he go?!" "Over there!" A large explosion of milk erupted from the middle of Ponyville. "Let's party!" Discord and Sanguine rushed to the scene where Sheogorath was absolutely causing mass confusion.

"I HAVE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE!" Sheogorath was making geysers of milk spurt out from the ground, laughing manically as ponies ran around trying to dodge the amount of milk spurting out from the ground. The Mane Six ran to the scene of chaos, wondering what somepony is doing in there. They were quickly greeted with a wall of cheese blocking their way. Twilight stared at the wall of cheese. "I bet that's Discord in there. But how do we get through?" Rainbow Dash had the first idea, "I know! Let's just eat the wall!" Everypony looked at each other. "I'm full," "Yeah." "I don't feel like eating." "Ah am lactose intolerant." Everypony stared at Applejack. "What? I'm not lying." Twilight quickly came up with a second idea. "Let's just melt the cheese." Twilight conjured up a fireball, and sent it hurling toward the wall of cheese. She thought to herself, "Good thing I read all the spell tomes Celestia sent me. Quite useful now." The cheese melted, and the six of them passed through the mounds of melted cheese.

Clouds appeared overhead in the center of the town. The Mane Six got there just in time to meet the three troublemakers in the town. Discord was the first to speak. "Ah. You're here! Let me introduce to you my friends." Sheogorath spoke up, "Friends? What other friends are there besides us?" Sanguine face-palmed at his stupidity. "Anyway...this is Sheogorath, the Daedric Prince of Madness. And this is Sanguine. The Daedric Prince of...what was it again?" "It's debauchery Discord." "Oh. Right. Anyway, I broke out, had some chocolate milk-." "OOH! Chocolate milk? WHERE?!" Pinkie Pie was hurriedly searching for a cotton candy cloud in the sky. "There is no chocolate milk. I drank it all." Pinkie Pie had a look of disappointment. "Oh don't be so down. It's going to start raining-" "I'LL MAKE IT RAIN HOT SAUCE!" Sheogorath made a huge amount of cheesy clouds in the sky, and it started to rain a red liquid. Pinkie Pie stuck her tongue out and tasted the substance. "Oooh! It is hot sauce!" The other five stared at her as she brought out bottles, and they were quickly filled with the hot sauce rain.

Nopony questioned Pinkie Pie's behavior, so Twilight went straight to interrogating Discord. "Why did you bring those two...two...nutjobs?!" Discord had a smirk on his face, and answered, "Well, if you ask me...why did Celestia leave me a library in my prison...with a book about Daedric Princes?" Now, time for something completely different.

Celestia was up in Canterlot, just laughing her flank off at the events that are happening in Ponyville. "I love how Discord just broke out, and brought two other crazy people into EQUESTRIA!" Celestia was being entertained by the three god-like figures. One of the guards walked into the room. "Umm...Your Highness...is everything...alright?" Celestia turned around to see the guard. "Yes. Everything is fine. But...what is soaking wet and clueless?" A bucket filled with water started to levitate over the guard. "Umm...I don't know?" Celestia dumped the bucket on the poor guard's head, "YOUR FACE!" The bucket went over the guard's head with a slam, and Celestia began to laugh hysterically. Now...back to the actual story!

Twilight thought about the question for a moment, and answered, "Well...maybe because she is an absolute troll, and abuses her power like the maniac she is?" Discord looked at her strangely. "That's odd...oh well. More havoc time." He looked over at Sanguine. "Oh! Right. Do you see that stack of cheese over there?" The six looked at the pile of a seemingly limitless amount of cheese. "I want you to find a key. That opens this door, which will make us leave. There are straaanggeee worlds in that cheese. So have fun. And don't get mauled by the evil marshmallows and get burned to a crisple." As, Sanguine finished his sentence, the mound of cheese opened up, sucking up the Mane Six into it's large, gaping, maw.

Adv. Class: Wabbajack Usage

After all of this...I hope it was worth the wait.

The Mane Six woke up on a boat. Rainbow Dash was the first to speak. "Where are we?" Twilight woke up groggily, "Yeah. Where are we?" Applejack awoke and said, "Ah reckon the cheese teleported us to who knows where." Pinkie Pie got up, her poofy mane frazzled. It instantly went back to it's original shape and she was back to her normal, bubbly self. "I know! We're on a boat!" Everypony looked at Pinkie Pie. Rarity woke up and asked, "How do you know Pinkie? Honestly, this looks like a terrible looking house..." "I know it is! Look at the mast!" Everypony looked up to see an Equestrian flag, a crow's nest, a large white sail, ropes and all. The ship seemed to be piloting itself to a dock. Applejack yelled out in her normal southern drawl, "Hey look everypony! A town!" There was a replica of Ponyville near the dock. The ship moored on the dock, and the six exited the boat, eager to explore the twisted version of Ponyville.

There were no other ponies, much to the dismay of Pinkie Pie, hoping to see more ponies to talk to. All of the ponies were yelling things like, "Hello? Is anypony there!?" And such. They made it to the twisted version of Sugarcube Corner, where a few happy ponies were dining on cupcakes, three, to be exact. One of the ponies spoke up. "Ah! I'm so glad you guys got here!" The pony turned into Sheogorath, your favorite Daedric Prince. "HAHA! I'm so happy, I can string somepony's intestines around my head!" The other two turned into Discord and Sanguine. Discord spoke, "You've made him quite happy." Sanguine also commented on his fellow Daedric Prince's behavior, "Yes. Quite." Discord began explaining to the six, their task, in full. "Now, that you have gotten here, we can get started. As you can see, there is nopony around to talk to. You six are on your own. You may take this staff." Discord handed Twilight a staff with a happy, a sad, and an angry face engraved on to it. "I call it, THE WABBAJACK!" Shegorath screamed as he started laughing manically. Discord continued on. "Yes, anyhow, you will use this...artifact on certain objects to find the key to the key that will re-bind us all. Sanguine and I made it fair, but the world will warp as you gather the pieces to the key to open the door to the key...just simply put, you're finding another key. Use the Wabbajack to your advantage. When you get out, you get to keep it, and the key to the door that will bind all three of us all to where we belong. Okay?" Twilight gazed at the staff in awe. "Well, it seems that you want to be acquainted with that staff, it doesn't matter to me. Goodbye...for now." Discord and the other two Daedric Princes disappeared to wreak havoc on the real Ponyville outside of that replica.

The six wandered around the twisted town, looking for something to use the Wabbajack on. Rainbow Dash got bored of looking, and just gave an idea, "Why don't we actually USE it on something, not just look at stuff." Twilight took that idea, and used it on a random building. It turned into a house-shaped muffin. "This thing is unpredictable," said Twilight as she stared at the muffin building. Pinkie Pie stole it and ate it. "Nom, nom, nom...it tastes like blueberry!" Everypony rolled their eyes and continued on with the search.

Hours later, they found a glowing target. Twilight sighed in relief. "Finally, we found something relavent." Rainbow Dash complained, "But we passed by that target HOURS ago!" Twilight ignored her and used the Wabbajack at the target. The target shattered, and turned into a piece of a key. Sanguine walked around the corner behind them, clapping sarcastically. "Bravo. Bravo. About time you found it. Honestly, since you passed by it, I was hoping you would at least get one piece of the key before starving to death." Twilight looked confusingly at Sanguine. "But...I don't feel any hunger." Sanguine chuckled at the statement. "Of course not. But, didn't you notice the new board in Sugarcube Corner? It had your names, and how hungry you were. I thought you would pay more attention." Twilight was dumbfounded at the statement. "Wait, so we have hunger bars in Sugarcube Corner?" Sanguine sighed in exasperation and teleported away. The six looked at each other and dashed or flew as fast as their hooves or wings could take them.

"Ooh! Look at mine! It's still full!" Pinkie Pie was staring at the board while every other pony was scrambling around looking for food and water. "There's a green gem over my head!" Everypony stopped and stared, dumbfounded at the gem floating upon Pinkie Pie's head. Suddenly, things in the shop began disappearing. The counter, the board, the tables, the cash register, and the gem disappeared with it. "Well, that was strange," Twilight remarked. Everypony disregarded the event, and left the shop, ignorant that the Wabbajack gained a green gem on one side of the faces.

While all of this was going on, Fluttershy was eerily quiet, too quiet. The reason for this, is that Discord has been talking to Fluttershy, giving her answers, answers she is too shy to share. "Come now dear, the answer is in their face, all you have to do is tell them..." Fluttershy didn't know what to do. Tell her friends that she has the answers, but Twilight will ask where she got her information, as usual. She doesn't know what to do, but she has all the answers....

To be...CONTINUED...

Class 104: Knights of the Round Cheese

Fluttershy began to ignore Discord's answers. "They are probably fake anyway..."

Discord back on the surface..."Drat...she saw through my awesome voice disguise..." Sanguine spoke up, "Well, you made it too obvious it was..well...you." Discord had a "whatever" look on his face. "Oh well. I'll find another way to deceive them. I'll give you that pleasure of knowing." Sanguine had a bored look on his face. "Yippee."

After the incident in Sugarcube Corner, Twilight had a few ideas to use the Wabbajack with. "Hmm...maybe we should fire it around the shop. It might bring some things up. And probably somepony to talk to who can help us!" Rainbow Dash raised an eyebrow. "That sounds a bit...reckless." Rarity looked at Rainbow Dash with a sour expression. "That's something I would say. But...this is a realm where everything is opposite. I might as well be dirty, but look! I'm absolutely spotless!" The six agreed on messing around with the Wabbajack.

In the shop, there were stacks of various pastries of all sizes and shapes, with a large table in the middle. Pinkie Pie was chewing on a blueberry muffin. "Mmm. Dish if good!" Everypony nodded their head in agreement. The Wabbajack-made pastries were delicious. Rarity was carefully eating, no, cannibalizing a s'more, Applejack was having an apple cobbler sweet roll, Rainbow Dash was having a rainbow-colored cupcake, which oddly tastes familiar, and Twilight, whom was holding the staff with her magic, was eating a book-shaped cupcake. "Everypony, I now decree, that the Wabbajack, is the best thing ever!" Everypony laughed in unison, as Pinkie Pie gobbled up the super-duper huge cake in the middle of the room in one, single gulp. "I agree!" As they used the Wabbajack more and more, they were oblivious to the blue gem appearing next to the green gem.

The six were wandering outside, wondering what to use the Wabbajack on next. They looked through all the buildings, all of them looked like the ones in Ponyville, except that they are empty. The stumbled upon a new building, that they could not open. Twilight looked at them, and back at the solid looking door. She fired the Wabbajack at it. The door began to glow a brilliant white, and turn into bits of leaves. "I will never ever understand this thing," Twilight said with an exasperated expression.

Inside the building were nice, warm wooden walls, tapestries depicting armored ponies, and...a large table made of cheese? Rarity stared at the table. "A table...made of cheese? Who in Equestria would eat on...that?" The walls soon came to life, as all the bricks fell, revealing six other ponies, dressed in knights gear made of cheese. A knight dressed in cottage cheese stepped up. "I am a humble knight of the cheese. And we are..." All six of them stepped up. "THE KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND CHEESE!" Everypony stared at them as if they were madmen. Rarity looked at them. "Well...at least you wear your cheese-based armor well, I suppose." The knights filed in-line, and walked out the door. Pinkie Pie was bouncing after them. "Wait! Where are you going! I want to eat the cheese!" The cottage cheese knight looked back at them. "We are going to quest for the legendary sword, Cheddar Sharp..." Rainbow Dash looked exasperated. "It's official. This whole place is crazy." Twilight looked disapprovingly at Rainbow Dash. "You think?" Pinkie Pie stopped her jumping. "Wait! Can we come with you?" The other five looked at Pinkie Pie. Simultaneously, they went, "WHAT?!" The cheesy knight looked back at them. Well...you may accompany us. We are always bored when we travel. Nopony wants to make cheesy puns anymore.

On the surface, most of Ponyville is either turned into a blob of cake, or dancing around like a chicken. Courtesy of Sanguine. Everypony was hiding anywhere they could find.shelter, which was quickly changed into something else. Ponies everywhere were screaming and running as fast as their hooves can carry them. The Cutie Mark Crusaders were trying to assist in reversing everything in the Mane Six's absence, to no avail.

Class 105: Knights of Cheeserlot

"CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS CRIME STOPPERS GO!" The three fillies charged upon Sheogorath, only to be blocked by geysers of milk popping out of the ground. Scootaloo wanted to look for another way around, to no avail. "Oh come on! Where else are we supposed to go to stop this...freak?!" Sheogorath stopped suddenly. "Freak? FREAK?! I am no freak. I turn chickens like you into cheese! Or is it the other way around?" Apple Bloom intervened, "Ah think it's cheese into chicken sir..." Sheogorath turned toward Apple Bloom. "At least some of you have MANNERS. Emphasis on manners." Scootaloo rolled her eyes at the prince. Sweetie Bell started to quiz Sheogorath. "Why are you destroying Ponyville?" Sheogorath thought about the question for a bit, and by a bit, I mean four milliseconds. "Well I don't know. Go ask the fellow who looks a lot like a long snake." And so the Crusaders realized that he meant Discord. Their own quest to find his location...begins...

The quest to receive the sword Sharp Cheddar has begun. With the Mane Six and the Knights of the Round Cheese. They began their descent into the warped Everfree Forest, as creepy as ever. Twilight began firing questions upon them. "You know, we didn't get your names..." the Cottage Cheese knight looked at her. "Oh! But of course! We have forgotten our manners. Haven't we boys?" The other knights looked at each other agreeing. "Well, I am King Cheese! The most aged, and the King of the Cheese People!" The knight clad in cheddar cheese spoke up, "I am Sir Sharporlot!" The others began introducing themselves, with ridiculous names such as Swissia Cheesia, to the more serious Colbius. Finally, after the long journey, they have found themselves at their first obstacle.

They were overlooking a cliffside, and there was a cave with a seemingly familiar manticore skeleton, and various other skulls, bits and pieces. Rarity looked scornfully at the location. "My, my, what a mess!" Then, an adorable little rabbit hops out of the cave. Fluttershy's eyes lit up. "Aww, isn't that the cutest little bunny I've seen?!" She begins to walk toward it but Twilight stops her before she can get any closer. "You don't know what type of bunny that is! It could be deadly!" Sir Colbius looked at it, and admonished them. "It's not deadly. Look, I'll go over and pick it up. Alright?" Everypony nodded as the cheese-clad knight trotted over to the bunny. He began to pick it up, until it grabbed his hoof, and dragged him into the cave. His cheese armor and bones fly out of the mouth of said cave, adorning the pile already on the ground. Everypony looked in shock and awe as the rabbit hopped back out of the cave, it's mouth adorned in orange. The blood-thirsty rabbit suddenly lunged at another cheese knight. He attempted to fight off the creature, but to no avail. Twilight in her panic, casted a spell into air. A large rock crushed the rabbit and the poor fool who was being eaten by him. Some of the knights went over to confirm that the rabbit is dead. The rock suddenly came to life. "Well that was a nice dinner. A knight covered in cheese and a fresh rabbit. How more delicious can this get?" Everypony stared at the rock that just came to life. King Cheese began questioning this rock. "Who are you?" The rock turned around at the knightly king. "I am Tom Clancy. King of the Rock people." Twilight raised an eyebrow. "Tom? Clancy? Really?" Pinkie Pie looked knowingly at the thin veil that is the fourth wall. "Well, it IS a fan-fiction." Twilight stared at Pinkie Pie. "Wait...what?" Pinkie's eyes darted quickly from side to side and said, "NOTHING!" Twilight rolled her eyes, and they began questioning the boulder.

Back on the CMC's loving side of the story, they are currently searching all around Ponyville looking for survivors and Discord. "Ughh....we'll never find him," Scootaloo groaned as they trekked on their adventure. "Ah, don't worry about it girls. We'll find him soon enough." They stumble upon a throne. One part red, one part purple with silver separating the two. There was a sign on the throne that said, "Off finding more things to bring, be back soon. - With love, Discord and Sanguine." The Crusaders looked at each other, then mentally decided to make a campsite, and wait for them.

Off in the mountainous area of Canterlot. Celestia was munching on popcorn with Princess Luna. "Isn't this wonderful sister? I get to spend time with you at the expense of my- I mean our subjects." Luna looked over at her. "But Tia, shouldn't we help our blindly loyal subjects?" Celestia shrugged. "I'm sure the Bearers of the Elements will handle it. The absolute thought of them failing will result in the world imploding on itself probably. But it's nothing that they can't handle. And hey, they stopped the Changelings from taking over Equestria. I'm sure they can handle three power-hungry figures with powers to destroy whatever it is in their way at a whim." Luna and two other guards stared in disbelief at her. Luna began running down on what her sister just said. "So you are saying that you are letting the Bearers of the Elements, by themselves, will handle this universe threatening situation?" Celestia rolled her eyes. "That is what I just said sister." They began to laugh in hysterics. A guard suddenly barged in. "Princesses! It seems that Discord and...whoever he brought with him went off to find another universe to play in!" Celestia and Luna weren't really paying much attention, but they were looking at a bucket that was levitating above said guard's head. Celestia asked him this question, "We know that...but what's soaking wet and clueless?" The guard thought about it for a bit and began speaking, "Well...it could be yo-" before he can finish the sentence, the poor fool was covered in water. "Your face!" The bucket slammed over the guards head. Both Luna and Celestia began laughing.

Back in our chaotic realm, Twilight, the Mane 6 and the Knights of Cheeserlot continued on their adventure to find the legendary Cheddar Sharp sword. King Cheese turned and looked at the group. It was reasonably large enough...just he was missing about two knights. "Twilight, I've been meaning to ask you, what IS that staff anyway?" Twilight had been carrying the Wabbajack around, just looking for a time to use it. "Oh, this? This person gave it to me and called it the Wabbajack or something," the noble king just shrugged. "I was hoping it was an ancient cheese artifact, oh well. Maybe you would find a use for it." Just then, there was an imposing pony dressed in black armor. King Cheese stepped forward and began walking toward him. Before he got within five feet, the knight boomed out, "NONE SHALL PASS!" of course, King Cheese pulled his sword out. He began threatening the knight. "You are going to let me pass, or I shall run you-" the knight interrupted him, "NONE SHALL PASS, I BOW TO NOPONY! BE IT KING OR QUEEN...OR PRINCESS!" The cheesy king became frustrated. He charged and lopped his foreleg off. It began bleeding whip cream, ketchup and mustard. The knight scoffed at the wound. "Hah! This is only a scratch!" King Cheese looked confused. "But...I just lopped your whole foreleg off!" The knight stared at him with his bleeding leg. "If it is a fight you want, it's a fight you'll get!" The knight charged with his three legs, but his hind leg got lopped off, it began bleeding confetti. The knight then sneezed, and out popped streamers. "Hah! These are the party favors I stuffed in my leg since I was a mere child! This is nothing more than a flesh wound!" King Cheese rolled his eyes. The fight raged on...for about five minutes. All of the limbs besides the knight's horn was removed. and all that was left was his head. "Okay...how about we call it a draw?" King Cheese nodded in assent. "I agree. Let us end this pointless violence." The ground was littered with ketchup and plasma. The party then went on their way.

-ORBITAL BASS CANNON DEPLOYED-

Back in the real world, the Cutie Mark Crusaders were still camping out near the throne. Applebloom was really, really, bored. "About how long do we have to wait." Sweetie Bell was still upbeat about waiting for them. "I just know it will work!" Just then a red portal opened. "Weee'reee baaaacckkk....."