Chapter: [̲̲̅̅E̲̲̅̅r̲̲̅̅r̲̲̅̅o̲̲̅̅r̲̲̅̅] Universe Start
Living Under the Equestrian Sun
Chapter: uʍouʞun
[̲̲̅̅E̲̲̅̅r̲̲̅̅r̲̲̅̅o̲̲̅̅r̲̲̅̅]
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A hand planted itself on the keyboard again, over and over.
“God damn it... What is up with Google Docs lately...” The man mumbled to himself.
The half-opened door revealed a messy room being cooled by a slowly-rotating ceiling fan whirring softly overhead. The TV was on and another guy was sitting on the floor using his laptop, leaning on a bed.
“I guess you can’t update the story... Perhaps it will fix itself tomorrow.” he said while looking towards the document.
“Andrew, the chapter is supposed to be out tomorrow; I almost always upload on Sunday.”
“Well, I guess you better write fast Shawn!”
Shawn turned towards his computer once more. “I mean really, of all the days it could break, why did it have to be TODAY?!”
The speakers caught onto some stray noise and a chair creaking. “Hey guys, I just got back.”
Shawn faced his headset which sat on his desk with the mic up so they could both speak and be heard by others on Skype. “Hey Yuki, could you do me a favor and head over to my document? I want to see if it’s glitching only for me.”
“Uh, sure. Could you send it again?”
“Yeah and send me it too, I don’t know a lot about Google Docs but I should be able to tell you if its glitched.” Another voice said.
Shawn tapped his keyboard and opened up a Skype window. it showed two other users on the call, a certain american otter, and a certain bipolar anime thing. He minimized the window and pulled up the document, copied the link, and opened the skype window once more.
“Here you go.” He said while placing the code into the calls chatbox.
“Alright lets see what we got here.” Yuki said aloud.
“Uhhh, Shawn? What am I looking at? I cannot make heads or tails of it, and it seems like there is.. it is just letters and numbers, with symbols, it is messed up code. If I can call it code, and this is just from a guy that knows coding from the movies.” Otter mumbled into the microphone.
“Yeah uh, dude... It just looks like a block of text with random numbers and symbols.” Yuki said aloud.
“Thats the thing!” Shawns hands shot forward even though nobody but Andrew could see. “I did not even type that! You have got to be kidding me! The chapter is supposed to be out tomorrow, and I can’t even type it! FIM fiction is down, notepad isn’t good for writing this stuff, and I don’t even own Word!”
“Uh, are you trying to fix this? Because I think I just saw a section of code change. I don’t know what you did, but this is something that is kind of confusing me and making me nervous.” Otter said aloud.
“Uhhh, I am not even touching my keyboard right now... Yuki, are you messing with it?” Shawn said while looking at the text signaling Andrew to take a look with him.
“Dude I see it too; this is why I don’t like google...” Yuki slowly got closer to his monitor.
Within a second their screens turned black, nothing could be seen but a white text placed onto it.
Enter code:
__________
Shawn immediately started to freak out. “What the hell! Guys can you still hear me?”
A click could be heard through the speakers. Then a voice. “Yeah I can still hear you, but my computer is acting weird! I got a black screen and white text telling me to enter a code.” Yuki said.
“What? I got the same thing, and, wait I can hear you, did you share your screen with me? and... I can’t alt tab out, and Ctrl Alt Del is not working, what in the blue blazes is going on here?” Otter said while hitting some keys on his keyboard.
“How can I still hear you guys, and talk if we got this on our screen? Is this a virus?! Did Google give us a virus? You have got to be kidding me! If it’s a virus, I can’t just wipe my hard drive; I have way too many files that I need!” Shawn shouted in a panicked tone.
“This is a bad time to realize I don’t have any of my essays backed up anywhere else...as Sweetie Belle would say: ‘why does life have to be so ironic!?’” Yuki said while placing his face in his hands.
“Doesn’t look like a virus, I had two nasty hard drive eating ones, and this, just looks like a code usurper, almost like MSDOS.” Otter said while looking at his screen. “Yes I am that old.” Otter chuckled at his own joke poking fun at himself.
Andrew yelled loud. “I know what to do! Put in a random code, that ALWAYS works! At least sometimes...”
“But I don’t know any codes. I am not a software engineer. I am just a historian.” Otter yelled back.
“Then use your story names! Who knows, perhaps it’s just a fake thing where you can put in anything!” Andrew shouted again, causing Shawn to place his pinkie in his ear and twist it to fix his hearing.
“If you say so, but if this destroys my computer, I am going to get you to pay for a new laptop, Understand!” Came the irritated voice in return, from one irritated Otter.
“Hmmm, I’ll think about it.” Andrew said in a more calm like tone.
Yuki on the other hand just shrugged. “Might as well try one of them...”
The three users began to type their story names into the code area, whilst Andrew stared at Shawns screen. Slowly they all typed their story names into the box
Otter: Revenge of the Nightmare
Yuki: The Aura Wars
Shawn: Living Under the Equestrian Sun
As they hit enter the screen shut down, their computers shutting off.
“You owe me a new la-” Otter was cut off by a loud high pitched ringing.
“What?” Otter muttered in a half confused tone of voice. “What did that, what is my... What is going on here?” Otter continued as he yanked his headset off his head to save his hearing. Only to realized it was coming from his head as he clenched his eyes shut and covered his hands over his ears, of all the days for his folks to be downstairs watching a movie.
“The hell!” Yuki yelled while placing his hands over his ears to block the sound, clenching his eyes shut in pain from the loud noise.
“God damn it Andrew!” Shawn yelled while covering his ears, but it did not block the sound. Andrew on the other hand was doing the same except he had his eyes shut slowly trying to get up only to fall on the floor unconscious. Shawn began to tilt slightly in his chair, trying to stand and head for the door only to collapse just a foot away from it. Yuki eventually blacked out; his head slamming onto his desk causing a drink that he had to fall over and spill. Otter reached out his hand and grabbed the doorknob, swinging his door open he slowly began to stand up, only to feel like his body was falling backwards. He thought he heard his chair hitting the floor before his head reached it as well, then, nothing.
Slowly Shawn came back to his senses sitting upright from his bed. He began to blink, his mind being sluggish, he started to get up from the bed and start his morning routine, he slowly walked over to where his computer is and stopped. His eyes shot wide open realizing something. He wasn't alone. There was three more beds in the room.
Andrew was asleep on top of his covers, his face planted into his pillow wearing a grey shirt and blue pants, his shoes were off to the side of his bed and a trunk at the end of his bed. Shawn looked towards his bed and noticed a trunk at his as well, it looked interesting with a couple of gears on it that looked like they could move, they had a copper look to them. He then looked at what he was wearing, a red shirt with his dark blue pants. Slowly he turned towards the other beds in the room
Yuki slept soundly, oblivious to his surroundings which consisted of the bed he was lying upon, a large wooden trunk with an equally large brass padlock securing it sat at the foot of the bed, while a writing desk occupied the corner of the room; strangely enough, there was no chair accompanying the desk. He was clad in sweatpants and a white T-shirt, but only one sock, his shoes sitting neatly upon the bed as if someone had purposely placed them there for easy access.
He saw a man laying on his back. Eyes closed and breathing softly. He was dressed as if he had just taken a nap outside in chilly weather, from jeans, the jeans were cuffed by flipping the bottoms back on themselves, he saw that his socks were olive green army socks. The open jean jacket showed a long sleeve button up shirt that looked warm. In fact the Jacket looked warm as well. A pair of glasses in the shape of large rectangle squares were on this man’s face, which was clean shaven. At the foot of the bed was a trunk which had some tan hiking boots sitting on top of them. The Trunk itself was strange, it was a sturdy kind but it had strange writing and other items, it almost looked like those old Army trunks he saw in his past. But this looked newer, and the text was much more clear and legible.
After taking in the information of the others in the room Shawn slowly turned away to face a window with the curtains closed. He quickly ran over to the window and opened the curtains revealing it to be very early morning, the sun barely rising. The light was weak, but enough to start waking the others up.
Andrew flopped a bit, moving his arms to cover the his face from the light. “Close the damn blinds, I like my sleep.”
Otter turned away from the window. “Yeah... wait, what time is it?”
Yuki moved his arms in front of his face to block the sound, mumbling into his arms.
A few moments after everyone had said something, the three asleep bolted upright. Andrew being the first to shout. “Who the hell are you?!” He said while pointing, then switching to Otter. “Also, who the fuck are you?”
Yuki swapped between Otter and Andrew then turned towards the window to see Shawn staring out the window with his mouth agape. “Who the hell are you guys?!”
Andrew turned towards the Yuki. “Wait, I recognize that voice! Yuki! Now who are you...” He said while turning towards Otter.
“I don’t know... wait, no, I am William McKinley Jefferson. I am a... oh you wanted just my name? Also, could you please refrain from swearing so much, please?”
Shawn began to mumble to himself quietly, seemingly repeating the same thing.
Andrew shouted to William. “Alright then!”
“Thank you.” William replied looking happy. “I just, don’t like swearing, it makes me cringe.”
Shawns mumbling was louder now. “G- G-guys....”
The three faced Shawn, Andrew yelling from the group. “What are you going on about?!”
Shawn simply pointed out the window, his mouth still agape. Slowly the group got up and walked towards the window, what was on the other side was what caused them to have the same reaction.
Ponies...
Everywhere...
Yuki by this point turned around and walked over to the desk, paper scattered across it with several different hand writings, most likely from the others. Planting his hands on the desk he simply stared at the wall.
“Uh... am I, this is, you all are seeing this right?” Otter finally spoke as he stood rooted to the spot, frozen at the moment.
“Andrew, before you say anythi-” Shawn was cut off by Andrew screaming with delight.
“Ponies! Wait! This looks like Ponyville! If we are in Ponyville I want to see Pinkie! BYE!” Andrew yelled while starting to run for the door, only to trip on air.
“Hold On.” William yelled. “We have to ascertain just what the bucking rogers happened here. How we got here...” he calmed down. “okay, who here saw a computer screen with text saying input code? Did anyone hear ringing?” He asked as he paced now.
Shawn turned towards the group. “I did, and another thing, so, I think I know who is who.” Shawn turned towards Yuki. “That’s Yuki” He turned to William. “Otter.” Turning towards Andrew. “I ain’t even gonna try, I said his name already.” He faced the group once more. “I would guess you all know me.”
Andrew began to mumble from the floor. “Shut up Shawn! This floor is more comfortable than yours!”
“Wait, that is Andrew?” Otter walked over to Andrew. “When we get back, you owe me a new laptop. Or if we end up stuck here... The Daring Do series.”
Andrew shouted from the floor, only to sound like a bear trying to shout in English. “Ah said mabee!”
“Maybe?” Otter said while staring at Andrews back.
Suddenly the window opened up, Rainbow Dash flew in and landed on the floor. “Hey guys, What’s with all the yelling? I heard you outside.”
The four guys sat there staring at Rainbow Dash as though she was a talking horse- oh wait...
Shawn seemingly bursting out of the silence. “Nothings going on! Just having a disagreement is all!”
Otter just sat where he was. “Trying to ascertain if I have snapped and am now somewhat more insane than others have called me.” his voice normal, while his lip twitched a little in a smile.
Rainbow Dash turned towards Otter and studied him for a moment, then turning to Shawn. “What's up with you? You usually stay silent...”
“Nothing’s wrong. Just a really awkward morning, I think I am missing something of mine.” Shawn said while his left eye twitched slightly.
“Need help finding it?” Rainbow Dash asked moving to the ceiling of the bedroom.
Shawn shook his head. “Nah! We can find it. We’ll see you around town later, got to get things done around here first! You know how it is.” His mouth formed a smirk.
Rainbow Dash shrugged. “Alright then, if you need help just call for it.” With that she left out the window.
A thump was heard as Yuki hit the floor. “Was that Rainbow Dash?”
“Uhh, Yeah?” Andrew said, raising a brow in question.
“I think so.” Otter spoke as he stared at the open window.
Shawn simply nodded.
“Are we dead?” Yuki said with a straight face.
“I don’t think so.” Otter placed his hand on his chest. “I can feel my heartbeat, and I am slightly sweaty in worry or fear.” he began to laugh a little. “I, we are.” He began to break down into his hysterical laughter.
Andrew shrugged. “If we are, I think I am cool with this. If not... Oh well.” He said while placing his hands into his pockets. At the same time he felt something in it. “Oh! What’s this?”
He removed his hand to reveal a couple keys. “Look guys! I got keys!”
Yuki slowly reached into his pocket and pulled out some keys as well. “Yeah, I got some too...”
Otter and Shawn pulled out their keys and began to inspect them.
Shawn perked up slightly. “All except one of these keys are alike on all of ours...” Slowly he turned his head towards his trunk. The rest followed his view and then turned towards their trunks.
Andrew ran forward and grabbed onto his trunk. “I call dibs!”
Shawns hand met his forehead. “I think it was yours in the first place...”
“Still called it!” Andrew called back.
Otter looked at the trunk. “Strange, it looks military.” he sat in front of it. “Royal Equestrian Army, serial numbers, and other numbers and letters. I wonder if, Well let’s see what secrets you have inside you.” he used one key of the two he had in his pocket, before blinking and reaching into his right pocket and smiled as he pulled out two metal coins. “Still got them. Good.” he put them back into his right pocket and went to slowly unlock the trunk. The first key didn’t work, he figured it was for the house, and the second one, began to pop the locks on the trunk.
He smiled and opened the trunk inside it were a few items. At least on the removable shelf on top. They were a few changes of clothing, he felt that they were well made and almost customized tailored to his build it seemed. He realized his jeans were fitting him the best of any pair he had ever worn. He removed the shelf and found what looked to be jungle camouflage outfits. Which he remembered the Ponies wearing during the Dragon Migration episode, but then under all that, stored in an oiled cloth it seemed, was a bow. Just that, a bow with a crystal hung from a notch for it. he also noticed other glowing crystals tucked into a bandilo type thing, as if they were ammunition. At the bottom, wrapped in a small scrap of cloth was a third key. Without thinking, he placed that key onto his key ring.
Andrew stepped over to his locker and began to study it. “Why is mine a normal chest...” His trunk was, as said, a normal chest. Shrugging he lifted the key from his pocket and put it into the lock, turning it. The chest popped open slightly, and with a finger, he slowly pushed it open to reveal a couple socks laying around on the inside. After he moved the socks out of the way he found his backpack. He pulled it up and began to investigate what was on the inside, upon opening the bag he found a couple of bits at the bottom. Moving the bag aside he saw something gleaming at the bottom of the trunk. He reached down and carefully grabbed the item lifting it out, revealing it to be a rapier. With a gasp he swapped to holding it by its handle, swinging it around very fast. “Sweet!”
Yuki’s chest resembles like something you would find in a Legend of Zelda. He took out his key and reluctantly put it into the lock. He turned the key and the lock just fall offs only to disappear. “That was weird.” He opened it and found a couple pair of clothes and a messenger bag. He looked at the bottom and found a pair of brass knuckles. He picked it up and raised it above his head studying it in the light. “Wait...why was I compelled to do that?” He questioned himself. “I think I am going crazy.” He slowly placed a brass knuckle in each of his pockets.
Shawn arrived at his chest, it gave off a steampunk style look to it. Some gears on it seemed to be movable, but not by hand. Slowly he pulled out his key and placed it in, turning it. The chest did not budge open like the others. “What the heck...” Slowly he began to think of why. He looked up noticing the other chests matched the person who owned them. “Huh, what if I...” He slowly began to turn the key, winding up the chest. The lid popped open successfully. “I honestly did not expect that to work...” He mumbled to himself. He pulled open the lid to reveal a satchel. Opening the satchel he found a bag of bits, and plenty of space to store items. Moving the satchel out of the way the trunk was big, and now the reason was known, slowly he reached down and picked up a big hammer, looked to be made very heavy, but as Shawn picked it up he was disappointed. “Darn, it’s light...” Opening his bit bag he noticed another key, he took it and placed it within his pocket. He closed the chest, taking the satchel and the surprisingly light warhammer. [Just for a Visual on its size]
Shawns satchel had a small grip point for a weapon on its sash. He placed the hammers shaft in it, holding it on his back.
Andrew found a sheath within his chest, and he placed the weapon within it. Slowly he placed the sheath on, the rapiers handle stuck out behind his shoulder.
Yukis brass knuckles were placed within his pockets, they moved around a bit but not enough to cause trouble.
Otter wrapped the bow around him in a sash like manner.
Shawn looked to the group. “So, we all got weapons? Why do we got these, I mean who even made them?!”
The group just shrugged. Andrew looked around for a minute. “So what should we do? I mean, somehow Rainbow Dash knows us, and there could be more ponies that know us too.”
Shawn shrugged. “If you think about it, she talked to us like old pals, so I guess we have been around for awhile. If she knows us well I guess its safe to say we know the main 6. Background ponies on the other hand, I don’t know about that.”
“I think that this is all an elaborate ruse that you guys are playing on me and I am probably on some weird acid trip right now because you put something in my drink.” Yuki said while crossing his arms.
“Yeah, and that means that; A, we somehow got something in your drink. B, we would have to know where you live. C, Go over to said place. And finally D, we would all be high of the same thing, having the same conversation with each other.” Shawn said while shrugging. “You want to test it? Let me take a swing at you.” He said while pulling off his hammer.
“No, I think I am alright!” He hastily responded.
“Oh come on, it’s not that heavy anyways. I mean seriously, feel the weight on this thing“ Shawn replied while offering the hammer to Yuki.
“Well fine then.” Yuki grabs the hammer from Shawn. As he let go of the hammer, it just drops onto the ground along with Yuki. Shawn raised a brow in question. “It’s freaking heavy man!” Yuki struggled, “What type of weights do you lift!”
Shawn shrugged. “I don’t. I mean really... It is not that heavy.” He said while picking up the hammer easily, tossing it between his hands. “I’d say its relatively light.”
“Alright I need to do two things. Either I need to start working out or I should stay on your good side.” Yuki told Shawn
“Relax, it’s tough to get me pissed. Andrew, here-” He held the hammer towards the floor, holding it by the handle. “-tell me if it weighs a lot.”
Andrew grabbed onto the hammer and once Shawn let go and stop supporting it, it dropped to the floor with a thud. “Oh! God! This thing feels like it weighs a ton! I can’t even pick this damn thing up!” And said while pulling with all his might, slightly moving the hammer.
Shawns brows dropped in question. “Otter, you try.”
Otter shrugged. “It shouldn’t be that hard.” He walked up to the hammer which was on the floor, and tried to pick it up. “What?! It’s like, Thors hammer or something!”
With a heavy sigh he let go, Shawn walked up to the hammer, grabbed it by the handle and picked it up with ease. “Are you all just messing with me or something? I am not that strong.”
“Dude, I can’t lie about that, it is heavy...” Andrew said while exhaling.
“Yea, I agree with Andrew, It is pretty heavy,” Yuki agrees with him.
Otter on the other hand was a bit disappointed. “At least you guys got weapons you can use... I have no arrows for this, I mean look.” He took off his bow and showed them. He grabbed the string. “Oh look! I am gonna give you such bad rope burn!” He said while pulling the string back. When the string was back a bit, a shape began to form in the air, resembling an arrow. It looked like it was made of a blue fog. Otter jumped when the arrow appeared causing him to let the string go. “What the!” The arrow flew through the air, embedding itself in a wall, after a few second the arrow disappeared but the hole in the wall remained.
Shawn stared at the hole, slowly walking towards it. “What the...” He placed his hand where the arrow was but there was nothing there, he felt the hole, and in fact, it was real. “How the...”
Andrew pulled out his rapier. “Wow, really... Shawn’s hammer is light to him, your bow is magic, and I have a rapier, what can mine do?” He said while slowly swinging it around. His swings began to get faster and faster to the point in which his sword was a blur. “Dude! Look at this! I can swing this thing like air!” He came to a sudden stop holding it mid air. His breathing was slightly louder than normal. “It's not the weightless, but its fast!”
Yuki slowly looked to his pockets, pulling out the brass knuckles. “Really...I get brass knuckles while you...” points to Otter “...have a magic Bow...” points to Shawn “...you have a giant hammer...” lastly he points at Andrew, “and you have a rapier!” He turned the knuckles around looking at them, they had a design on them, but nothing special about them. He placed them on, turning them and looking at them. “I mean really... Why don’t these have that little extra, kick.” As the word ‘kick’ left his mouth the knuckles quickly ignited themselves, causing Yuki to panic, quickly taking them off tossing them somewhere else.
That somewhere else being at Andrew.
The knuckles were extinguished the second Yuki let go of the weapon. The knuckles harmlessly hit Andrew and bounced off. Andrew looked to the knuckles that lay on the carpet by his feet then to Yuki. “Really?”
Yuki put his hands out towards the brass knuckles. “What? They caught fire in my hands!”
Shawn looked at the knuckles. “What if they were meant to do that?”
“That would be awesome, but wouldn’t it hurt my hands?”
“As said, if they were meant to do that, perhaps they won't hurt. Did it hurt when you used them?
“No...they didn’t.” He walks over and picks up the brass knuckles. He puts them back on his hands and thought about having that extra kick in them.They were on fire again, the fire encased his hand. “This is cool. I can’t feel the heat at all!” Then an idea came to Yuki, “What if I...” The brass Knuckles extinguished themselves, then static began to discharge off them, all around them. “THIS IS AWESOME! Now...Quarter circle forward!” He yelled while throwing his hands forward.
Nothing happened. “Damn it, I thought that would work.”
Andrew stared at him. “Seriously?! You're trying a Hadoken?”
“Yea. Since it can be on fire and have electric power, why wouldn’t it be able to do a simple Hadoken?” Yuki complained.
Shawn stood in the middle of the room. “Alright guys, enough. So apparently, we have enchanted weapons. I have a feeling the town knows about us, and if we go outside, we need to act normal. Because, apparently we have been here awhile... It would be odd to just suddenly freak out every time we get a wave or something.”
The group nodded. “Alright then, lets go... Check out the town, and I guess try to find our ‘friends’.”
The group continued on their way out of the house, they opened the door but before they could walk out there was a certain blond, cross eyed pegasus. “Hey guys! I got your mail for today.” She said while holding out the mail.
Shawn reached out and grabbed the mail. “Thanks.”
“No problemo.” She said while flying off.
Shawn closed the door and walked into what they thought was the living room. “So we got mail...”
Andrew jumped up and down a couple of times. “What did we get, what did we get?!”
Shawn placed his hand out facing Andrew. “Now hold your horses.” He stopped. “God the puns...” he mumbled while placing his hand on his face.
He looked up. “Alright, so I got a letter for Otter.” He handed the letter over. “One for me.” He placed his letter within his pockets. “And one for Andrew.” He handed the last letter to Andrew
“What...I don’t get a letter.” Yuki responded feeling a little bit hurt about not getting a letter
Otter opened his letter and began to read it aloud.
“Dear Otter,
The design you gave us is almost complete, it should arrive within the next few days of this message.
Progress shows that even though you and Shawn have given us the schematics for the items we might require Shawn to come to Canterlot to make some of the parts and make sure they are made to standard.
Sincerely,
Princess Celestia”
Otter slowly looked towards Shawn. “I guess, you got work to do later?”
Shawn looked towards his letter. “I wonder what mine is then.”
Shawn opened his letter and read it. “It’s almost the same deal but its the request for me to go. I apparently don’t have to, but I want to know what it is... I guess I am headed to Canterlot later this week? It says I should just write a reply and have Spike send it to her.”
Andrew opened his letter and started to read it. “Really? I got a letter from Celestia, just telling me to make sure I stay good! Really?! This is useless!” He yelled while tossing the paper behind him.
“Well I wouldn’t say useless, if what I said is true she knows how bad you can get.” Shawn said while shrugging slightly.
Andrew crossed his arms, “Still, it’s not all the time...”
Otter began to look around, “Guys, why don’t we explore the house before we head out?”
Yuki turned towards Otter. “Because thats a smart thing to do. I don’t think we do smart things.”
“Speak for yourself!” Andrew yelled while striking a pose, snapping his finger. Quickly he turned and walked forward.
Straight into the wall.
“Ok, you have a point.”
Slowly, Shawn turned towards the door and began to walk towards it. “I want to see the town a bit first. I mean, we could be here awhile, so we can see the house whenever, right?”
Before anyone could respond the door swung open, clipping Shawn and slamming him against the wall. Pinkie began to bounce into the room.
“Heya guys! What’s going on? I hear a lot of yelling, then it went quiet, then it sounded like Andrew hit a wall again!”
“OH COME ON! Was it that obvious?” Andrew said while frowning deeply.
“Well you do have a red mark on your face still.” Yuki pointed out.
“I do?” Andrew said while placing his hand on his cheek. “GET IT OFF!” He began to run away further into the house. After he turned a corner a thud could be heard, along with a few more. “God!” Thud “Damn!” Thud “IT!” THUD.
“Ooohhh..... That is going to hurt later...”
“Or now... Yeah about now... AHHHHHHH SON OF A BITCH!”
“MY EVERYTHING! IT BURNS, AND ACHES!”
Shawn eventually pulled himself from the wall and walked around the door. “Wait, we have a basement?”
Pinkie smiled. “Why of course silly! You also have that one room with all those designs and stuff, and the kitchen, and the bathrooms, and the bedroom, and the Banjo room.”
“We have a banjo room!?” Andrew shouted from the basement.
“Not really.”
“Awww, darn.”
“Well anyways, I came by to remind you guys that Rarity wants you all to stop by her shop! Nightmare Night is five days away and she wants to know what costumes you want!”
Author's Note
Congratulations:
I just created a new universe.
This is not cannon in the actual story of Living Under the Equestrian Sun
This is the Joke Chapter Universe, The place where Everything and Anything I choose can happen, but it has its troubles! Remember that when you read these, L.U.t.E.S goes on normally but these do exist.
I hope you enjoy the Sub Series
[If you would like, send me OCs I would enjoy using some in this story.
