Chapter 2: Dark blue feathers and prison tethers

Well, here we were; under arrest for being us and going to see the Princess, who, if I read enough fan fictions, would either love us, or kill us on the spot. Still, I couldn't complain. I was in my favorite land, met two awesome ponies and fucked one of them. Honestly, you could kill me now and I wouldn't complain.

Cory, however, was irritated beyond measure. He was taken from his home, his fiance', his job, his schooling, and for what? To be thrust into a land of talking magical horses? He knew this was my dream, but he really didn't want anything to do with it. That was okay. I know he didn't like it, but we needed to work together to solve this strange problem we were in. And that meant getting on the Princesses good sides.

We landed just outside of the castle and were escorted through its gigantic halls. I took a deep inhale and sighed. "Never thought I'd be privileged enough to see this in real life." I said, looking over to Cory who had the same, angry expression that he did before. "Hey, don't worry. We'll get home. I promise."

"Yeah... We will." He whispered, looking at me. He gave his signature smile and nodded. "We will. Now, let's meet these Princesses."

"Hey! Prisoners! No talking!" The lead guard shouted, glaring our way. "Now, You'll be under watch at ALL times! Speak when spoken to, and don't do anything stupid!" He shouted, opening the throne room doors and walking briskly up to the thrones. I tried with all my might to contain my squee, but it made it's way out.

"Princess Celestia? Princess Luna? We brought the... um... guests." He said, gesturing the guards to bring us forward. Apparently it also meant to do so roughly. We were shoved to our knees a few feet from the royal sisters, who eyed us cautiously, noticing I was grinning ear to ear and my cousin was just angry. Celestia gestured the guards away, which they reluctantly agreed to, leaving me and Cory alone with Celestia and Luna.

"Hello, little humans." Celestia said in her soft as honey voice. "My name is Princess Celestia. And this is my sister, Princess Luna. Do you know why we summoned you here?"

"Summoned? You mean arrested." Cory corrected. Celestia sighed and shook her head.

"I am sorry about that. Here, let me get those for you." Her horn glowed a bright yellow, undoing the chains around our wrists and legs. "Better?"

"Much." Cory muttered.

"Hello Princesses." I said, stepping into the conversation. "If it isn't too much trouble, can you tell us why you summoned us? We meant your subjects no harm."

Celestia smiled. "Indeed, I know this. The reason I called for you here was because I haven't sensed human beings in Equestria for well over two thousand years."

I smiled. "So, there were humans in Equestria?!" I asked, elated. Celestia nodded and went on.

"Yes, there were. And we wanted to keep it that way, but apparently fate has a funny way of rubbing that hope in our faces. Your race wanted nothing but to concur our lands and destroy our way of life. We used the Elements of Harmony against them and sent them to a parallel plane of existence. It was the only thing we could do to save our race."

I nodded. Typical. The humans are always the greedy land grabbers. I flashed a glance at Luna, who was reclined unceremoniously in her chair, filing her hooves. Oh, she looked so cute doing that! Celestia noticed my sudden eye shift and smiled. "Yes, Luna is very lazy. Don't mind her."

Luna, miraculously, entered the fray at that point. "Sister! You woke us up, twenty minutes after we hath raised thine moon! Dost thou know how tiring it is to raise it?" She asked.

Celestia giggled. "Lu-Lu? Why don't you show some respect to our guests?" She suggested. Luna turned to Cory and me and waved lightly. Cory ignored it, but I returned it kindly. "See? They seem to be warming up to you quite nicely."

Luna rolled her beautiful blue eyes. "Well, at least one is." She sighed, turning back to me. "Greetings human. What is thine name?"

"Nathan." I smiled. "It's an honor to meet somepony as beautiful as you." I bowed. Cory snorted and Celestia raised a brow, still keeping her smile. All eyes were on Luna, waiting for her response. Her reaction hadn't changed much.

"Hmm. Flattery out of fear. We are quite used to that." She sighed, feigning disinterest. Ouch, that was cold. I had really meant that. Time to step it up a notch.

"I don't fear you." I affirmed with mock air. Her ears perked up and she smiled deviously.

"Oh, thou dost not fear thee?" She asked. All at once, the chamber darkened as storm clouds formed behind her. Cory began to back up, but I held my ground, trying to calm my heart. She obviously did inspire a great deal of fear, but I couldn't show that I was, in fact, a little frightened. Thunder began to boom and lightning shot out behind her as her form changed from the gorgeous Luna, to the awe inspiring Nightmare Moon (who was still beautiful). Even Celestia backed away as Luna approached me from the throne, fangs bared.

"Tell me, Human," She hissed in the deeper, more royal voice of Nightmare Moon. "Do you fear me now? Do you know what I could do to you? Do you even know my power?"

I stiffened as she circled me, but smiled all the same. "Hmm, three rapid fire questions. Let's see... No, I do not fear you, I respect you. Two, I'd like to think about what you could do to me in the privacy of my mind, and three, your power is ten thousand times greater than anything I can do. So, Luna? What do you say about your previous statement of, 'flattery out of fear'?

Nightmare Moon stared intently into my face, eying my body language carefully. Then she did something I didn't expect. She began to laugh, quietly at first, and then it became a full uproar. Celestia and Cory were eying us both carefully as Nightmare Moon changed back into Luna, smiling at me.

"Very impressive, Human!" She chuckled. "Even that wouldst send a full grown stallion running for the hills with their tails betwixt their legs! We are quite, quite impressed." She flew back to her throne, now becoming intent in the conversation.

Celestia nodded at me. "Well, it seems you are now on good terms with Luna. Very impressive. So, I believe you both want to go home. Am I correct to assume so?" She asked.

Cory stepped forward. "Yes! I have a fiance' to go back to. Please, just get us home as quickly as you can." He yelled. Celestia nodded and looked to Luna, who shrugged.

"Well, humans, I can understand your urgency, but it took the Elements of Harmony to send you to a different plane. There are new bearers of the elements, and we'd have to train them vigorously on how to do it."

Cory cursed under his breath. "How long will it take!?" He shouted back. Celestia got down from her throne and pat Cory on the shoulder.

"It's alright. I know you're frustrated, believe me. But you're going to have to be patient." She whispered. I pat Cory on the back and nodded.

"Cory, don't worry. This world has more to do than Earth. You're going to have a great time here. As for me, I know I will." I chuckled and turned to Celestia and Luna. "Now. Are we going to be locked in the dungeon?"

Luna was seriously contemplating it, but Celestia shook her head. "No. We won't lock you in the dungeon. We would give you spare rooms, but dignitaries from the different kingdoms are staying here for a debate on boarder agreements and land settlements. It... appears we'll have to bunk for now."

The looks around the room were priceless. While I was happy with the arrangement, Cory seemed mortified and Luna just looked at her sister like she had two heads.

Celestia ignored the looks and continued. "If it isn't too much trouble, of course. Cory? You shall have your own bed and everything. Would you like to stay in my chambers?"

Cory finally agreed. "Alright... I see no harm in it." He said. Celestia smiled and gestured for him to follow her. She turned back to me and nodded.

"Goodnight, Nathan. Lovely to meet you." She said. I waved and nodded, turning to Luna once Celestia and Cory had left. Luna was staring at me oddly.

"Well, I guess we are sharing my chamber with thee..." She sighed. "Come. It is time for rest."

I followed Luna through the castle in silence. She seemed uninterested in me, which kinda smarts on the ego. I needed to get on good terms with her, not just because I had a massive crush on her, but... okay, because I had a massive crush on her... But I really needed to get on her good side. (and I hoped that good side involved those swaying flanks).

"Thou ist staring at our backside." She chastised, turning around, eying me with curiosity. I blushed and looked away as she chuckled. "Tis alright. We are not used to being eyed by the stallions, as they say."

I looked anywhere but at Luna, trying to shake the awkwardness of the situation. Okay, so magical beings can sense when they're being ogled. I'd have to remember that for later.

"We did not tell thee to stop staring, did we?" She sang as she entered her room. "Well, tonight could be interesting after all." I thought, following her in. I could have sworn she was swaying her hips as she entered on purpose just to tease me.

Luna opened her bedroom door and I was instantly blasted by a gust of nighttime wind. The room was jet black; the floors and the walls were made of a dark material, possibly polished obsidian, which shown beautifully in the moonlight that filtered through the gigantic skylight.

"Well, thou can sleep on the love seat. Or," She turned to me and sauntered over, forcing me to back up into a wall. "Thou can share a bed with us..."

She removed her silver slippers and ran her bare hoof down my chest, making me shiver and grunt in response. "Hmm... Thou art too easy, you know that? Now remove my crown." She whispered.

I complied. My hands were shaking like leaves as I placed them on the sides of her tiara. I lifted it slowly off her head and placed it on the table next to me. "Excellent... Now my neck piece?"

Luna pushed out her chest and the ornate black neck piece towards me. I wrapped my arms around her neck and unhooked it, making her sigh happily. I placed that on the table and looked back over to her, gulping.

Luna smiled and booped my nose. "That's a good human... A good, silly human." She tapped my nose with each word as I shook more.

"N-Not a problem..." I stuttered, trying to keep my cool. "Can... I help you?" I asked as she continued to rub my chest in a circular motion.

"Hmm? I do not know... Maybe thou can, maybe thou can't..." She whispered, pressing her nose against mine. I exhaled and nearly faltered to the floor. My body was shivering like mad as I relived the fantasies in my head. I was on an edge, a high I've never felt in my twenty years of life. It was equal to the thrill of skydiving, or cliff jumping. The adrenaline coursing through my body could rival a bull on speed.

Luna watched me intently and gasped. "Young human! Those are some very dirty thoughts about us!" She said, lightly slapping my face. I moaned from the slap, enjoying it way, way too much. Luna inched her mouth closer and closer to mine, lidding those perfect blue orbs of sexual lust and desire. She stopped just a millimeter from my lips, her breath blasting them with the force of a freight train. I wanted that kiss more than anything in the world! I never felt anything like this mad desire, the animalistic urge building inside me, screaming at me to pounce her and rut her like there was no tomorrow. But I held myself back with every fiber of my being. I had to remember she was the one in control here, and she wouldn't look to kindly on someone mounting her without permission.

She launched her lips up and pecked me on the nose, making me nearly jump out of my skin by its suddenness. "Good night, human." She whispered, walking over to her bed. I finally lost all feeling in my legs and fell to the floor. I watched her walk back to the bed, swaying her hips with such desire, that it'd make an impattent man's dick require a wheelbarrow for transportation. Granted, I was a little disappointed that nothing happened, but I couldn't expect it to be as epic as it was with Applejack.

Luna snuggled up in her bed and smiled at me. "Again, thou art too easy. Sleep well, for tomorrow, you and your cousin have a big day."

I didn't know what she meant, but I decided to get some sleep, and partake in a very cold shower tomorrow morning. I climbed onto the love seat and watched as Luna drifted off to sleep. "Damn it... She's beautiful." I sighed, drifting off to sleep as well.

Cory sat on Princess Celestia's couch, looking through the pictures on his cellphone. All the pictures of him and Sam, his family... It would be so long before he'd get to see them again and it was hard to accept it. He prayed this was all just some drunken nightmare, but it was too real to be one. He looked behind him as Celestia gazed into the phone at the photos.

"Is this your fiance'? She asked. Cory shut his phone off and nodded.

"Yeah. That's Sam. And I really would appreciate getting home sooner, rather than later."

"Your cousin seems to be enjoying himself." She affirmed. Cory snorted and shook his head.

"Yeah? That's because it's been his dream to come here. And of course, the cosmic beings favored him in this instance."

Celestia smiled. "Yes, I know about how our lives are a television show back in your realm. I am glad we were brought two very kind souls, though." She giggled, nuzzling his ear. "Don't worry, we'll make your stay as comfortable as possible."

Cory nodded and looked back to the pictures. "Thank you, Princess. This land may... be a little bit unorthodox, but as long as you all are willing to make us as comfortable as possible, then I guess I can deal with it."

Celestia smiled. "That is a good thing to hear. Now, since we're having border disputes between nations, and seeing as how you and your cousin are a new species here, I'd like it a lot if you'd put... a human perspective on things."

Cory just stared at her curiously. "So, let me get this straight. You know nothing about my cousin or I, yet you want us to be representatives for the human race?"

Celestia mock pondered. "Hmm, something like that, yes. It'll be fun, trust me." She winked. Cory swung his hair back and nodded.

"Alright, Princess. I'll do it. I don't know how my cousin is with large crowds." He chuckled. Celestia did as well and took a seat next to Cory.

"Indeed. But, I'm sure you'll be able to solve this more reasonably than anypony else could." She insisted.

"Fair enough." He sighed. "I'm... pretty beat. I think I'm going to hit the hay." He laid back on the couch and Celestia stood to give him room.

"Alright. Sleep tight, young Cory." She smiled, hopping into her own bed. She nestled herself under the covers and sighed happily, quickly drifting off to sleep after a very long day.

Cory took one last glance over to the Princess and chuckled. "Fucking ponies... Of all things." He muttered, before he, too, was sound asleep.

The morning came pretty quickly. While I'm sure Princess Celestia let Cory sleep in, Luna was quite intent on waking me up with a bang. And do you want to know how it went?

"GOOD MORROW, SILLY HUMAN!"

I shot up as quick as a bolt of lightning, only to be met by a pan hanging from a rope on the ceiling. I fell over onto the love seat, clutching my forehead as the jostling of the pot on the rope triggered a bucket of water to cascade down onto me. Thoroughly soaked, Luna then proceeded to dump a bag of flour on my head, giggling and laughing at my... set up misfortune.

"Hahaha! You should see the look on thine face! Tis priceless!" She fell onto her back snorting and cackling as I sat there, trying to figure out what the fuck had just happened.

"LUNA?! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?" I yelled, wiping the gunk off of my face. I looked over to her, still laughing her cute little head off at my misfortune and got an idea. I smiled deviously and launched the goo in my hands onto Luna.

She seemed stunned to say the least. The wet flour hit her right in the face. She wiped her eyes and gasped at me. "HEY! TIS YOUR PRANK! KEEP AWAY!" She shrieked as I chased her across the room, flinging wet flour at her.

"You brought this on yourself, Princess!" I laughed, sending another glob her way. She disappeared in a puff of smoke just as it was about to hit her. "Luna! That's cheating!"

"Gotcha!" She whispered behind me, tackling me to the floor, laughing the entire time. She pinned my arms back and smiled deviously. "Now, thou can not throw globs of moist baking ingredients at us!" She giggled. "Now that thou art indisposed of..." She leaned in and pressed her nose into mine, smiling. "Hmm, there is something about you that intrigues us... We can't quite put our hoof on it."

I smiled and grabbed her hoof in my hand and placed it on my chest. Usually, I wouldn't be so bold, but she was on top of me, so it was alright. And she hadn't banished me to the moon for it. "Is it my odd body?" I asked, rubbing her hoof against my chest. She smiled and winked at me. "This was going well."

"Nay... it isn't that..."

I moved her hoof lower. "Is it my squishy belly?" She giggled again as I began to move her hoof lower. She stopped it and gave me a mock stern look.

"If thou wishes to keep your hand, you shall stop moving it towards your nethers." She raised a brow and kept her smile as I let her hoof go. "Now, we think we might know why thou intrigue us."

"And that is..." I trailed off, letting her finish. She slammed her stomach down on my erect groin, hard, making me grunt in pain.

"Oh, because thou art still too easy." She stood and walked over towards her bathroom. "Now, we have a tailor coming up in a few minutes. Thou shalt be fitted for a fine suit."

I stood awkwardly, still trying to shake the pain out of my nuts. "A suit? For what?" I asked. Luna poked her head out of the bathroom door and smiled.

"Thou and thine cousin are going to be representatives for the humans at today's meeting." She said nonchalantly, going back into the bathroom and starting the bath.

"Wait.... WHAT?!" I yelled. "No! I-I can't speak in front of other people! I-I have horrible stage fright and... OH God damn it!"

Luna yelled from the bathroom. "Well, luckily for thee, thou shalt not be in front of people, but many different species across Equestria. And thou shalt not be on a stage, but at a table."

I shook my head and sagged into the couch. "Well, lucky me then." I called back. "Now when's the tailor getting here?"

No sooner did I say that then a knock came at Luna's door. "Well, that answers that..." I sighed, opening it up. A light blue Unicorn with a violet mane stood in the doorway, shifting awkwardly on her hooves.

"Oh, um... Are you the human I was sent to take measurements of?" She asked shyly. She took one look at me and gasped. "What happened to you?!"

I wiped the gunk off me as best I could and snorted. "Luna being Luna. So, you're taking measurements?"

The mare shifted again and nodded. "Um, yes... If that's fine." Wow, she seemed to be a lot like Fluttershy in the shy as shit department.

"Yeah, that's fine. Come in." I said, letting her past. She levitated her belongings in with her and set them down by the love seat. She turned back to me with a tape measure, blushing.

"Oh, um... Can you remove your clothing?" She asked, pointing to my damp and flour cover clothes. I removed them all except for my boxers. "Oh my... um, just hold still please." She whispered, bringing over the measuring tape.

I complied with her, obeying when she asked me to lift my arm, or move my leg. She wrote down all the measurements and smiled at me. "So... um, thank you for being so compliant. Luna also wanted me to ask you something..."

I stretched my sore muscles from standing still for so long and smiled. "Sure. What is it?" Right as the words left my mouth she pounced me, pushing me onto the love seat. Gone was her shy and tender demeanor, replaced by confidence and a healthy dose of lust.

"Have you been a bad pony?" She asked in a husky, lusty voice. I stared wide eyed at her as she slammed her lips into mine. "Did Luna hire..."

"LUNA! DID YOU HIRE AN ESCORT?!" I shouted. All I could hear was the shower running, Luna either not hearing me or ignoring me. The pony began to grind my waste, soaking my underwear in her juices.

"Oh, don't fret, sweetie... Your my first human client... I need some practice if there are more of you." She kissed down my neck and chest, continuing her grinding. "Luna, I don't know whether to be angry or grateful... but goddamn it, this was one hell of a prank."

The pony pulled down my boxers, exposing my shaft to the coolness of Luna's room. "Oh, well! Somepony's an eager beaver! Now, hold still... this'll be fun!"

The pony lowered her head down and took my shaft in her mouth, sucking it with gusto. I moaned to the heavens as she squeezed her cheeks against the sides as she brought her head down on it, taking the entire length down her throat.

All I could do as watch her with a blank mind. This was really happening; I was being sucked off by a pony hooker! She wiggled her tongue against the head each time she came up, then squeezed the shaft with her cheeks as she came back down. Needless to say, this pony was a fucking pro at this! I was moaning like no tomorrow as I felt my shaft begin to tighten.

"Nghhh! I'm gonna cum!" I shouted, trying to hold it all back. The pony just moaned onto my dick, vibrating it which only pushed me closer to the edge. I let out one final cry as my seed shot down her throat, making her moan happily.

"Mmm! That tasted good!" She giggled, smacking her lips. "Now... it's time for the main event!" She laughed happily as she positioned herself above my shaft, then slammed downed just as fast. My soar balls didn't need the rough play right now.

"Hng! Easy! I've been hit in the balls more times in the past two days than I have in my life!" I grunted. The pony giggled and kissed me.

"Don't worry, silly human... You'll be okay. In about a day or two!" She slammed down harder, grinding forward whenever she came down.

Luna's pranks were insatiable! First the joke flirting last night and this morning, the whole frying pan flour thing, and now hiring a pony hooker to destroy my lower half? Now that's just cruel. I'd need to think of something to get back at her.

Before I knew it, I had reached my second climax, shooting deep into the escort mare. "OH! That was... Wow." She sighed. She didn't stop though. "Now, you have to wait for me to finish." She moaned, continuing her pace.

It was like that for another five minutes, my erection defying the tiredness I felt. She finally let out her final moan as she reached her own orgasm, her juices dribbling across my lap. She gave me one last kiss, stood up and grabbed her things.

"That was incredible... Thank you for the great time." She said with a wink as she made her way to the door. "I'll be sure to get these measurements back to the actual seamstress. Have a pleasant afternoon."

I waved to her as I panted madly on the love seat. The door clicked shut and I heard her trot away. Luna finally shut off the shower and reentered the room, towel wrapped around her head.

"Hmm. Did I miss the measurements? What a shame." She winked at me and walked over to the table, donning her regalia. "Tell me, did she take thorough measurements?"

I gave Luna a glare that could shatter diamond. "You... You are unbelievable!" I shouted, getting to my feet. "You really hired an escort just to prank me?!"

Luna gave me an, 'are you serious' look. "Really? We would have thought thou would enjoy a little... companionship. Especially after my teasing."

I sighed and fell back into the love seat. "I guess I still have a lot to learn about you, Luna... That was one for the books." Luna giggled and finished drying herself off.

"Well, I'm glad thou thinks so. Dost thou know what time it is?" She asked. I shrugged and looked at my phone and was surprised it was still accurate here.

"Its... 9:30. Why?" I asked curiously. She smiled at me and took one side step to the left.

"No reason."

Before I could continue the conversation, the love seat exploded beneath me.I flew through the air and landed right on my face where Luna once stood.

"You... Evil..."

Author's Note

Well, since I got some likes, I think I might release chapter number two for you lovelies! Enjoy! ^_^
Edit: Made some edits. Not much, but apparently Fimfiction doesn't like to save some of my previous edits. Also added a bit to the clop scene. Not much, but it's more than before.