Passions of the night

Chapter 6: Passions of the night

Luna and I kissed feverishly as she undressed me. Her lips were like velvet, warm and sensual. They tasted of sweet fruits, like an addicting nectar. I hungrily dove into the kiss as her magic did its work. She pulled away my shirt, running her hooves down my chest and stomach. She stopped her hoof just over the large bandage, running over it with the air of her hoof. I didn't want her to feel upset during this, so I gave her hoof a reassuring kiss for comfort. It worked.

She smiled wide, her hooves shaking in nervousness and anticipation. She threw away my shoes and socks, which she flung off of me with force. Then came my pants, which she only unbuttoned. I grinned and let her enjoy the little strip. She giggled into her hoof as I started to do a little shake.

"You are a fool, you know that?" She winked, eying the tent which were my boxers. "A very eager fool." She said that last part with a breathless moan as she quickly pulled me back onto her. I couldn't believe this was finally happening! I was now in a heated romance with Princess Luna! Next time someone says to like a picture for luck, it'll be my face on it! HA!

Once Luna and I had finished the dance of the tongues, I decided to give her a taste of the magic of fingers. I used their superiority, tracing them lightly through the fur on her chest and stomach. Her breathing was becoming heavier as she eyed me, wondering what I would do. I traced my pointer and middle finger down her chest, carving a canyon in her fur. Her breath hitched when it reached the light fur of her stomach, tickling her ever so slightly. I crawled on top of Luna, placing my hands on either side of her head. She tucked her hooves underneath her chin and smiled, pecking me lightly on the lips. That's when I began to move lower. I planted my lips as I went, using my tongue to leave little wet patches in her fur. She was moaning quietly as I made my way to her breasts.

Pony breasts aren't like they would be on a human. They are definitely small, but they still are there. I took my pointer and thumb and pinched one of them, making her tense from the sudden jolt of pleasure. I kept my eyes locked with hers as I moved down, taking the one I wasn't pinching in my mouth. Luna moaned loudly, bringing her hooves down to stroke my hair. I could feel them clutching, pulling at my hair in pleasure, which in turn, got me even more aroused. I took one last large suckled on her teat, then moved my head even lower, making her gasp.

"Are you going to do what I think you are going to do?" She asked, eyes wide. "Usually only mares do that to other mares! Thou art daring indeed." She grinned deviously as I took in the scent. She was ready, and so was I.

"I don't believe in holding anything back, especially with you." I finished my sentence quickly as I buried my face in her crotch. A scream of pleasure burst from her lips, echoing through her large room. My tongue traced up and down her outer labia, lapping up the fluids as they seeped from her love hole. I used my pointer and middle finger, snaking them an inch into the glorious cave. Her walls were clenching and un-clenching sporadically, putting a light, yet enjoyable pressure on the tips of my fingers. Her breathing was becoming more desperate as she was reaching the limits. I could feel her heartbeat, even from all the way down there. She was excited; very excited.

With my fingers now giving Luna's tunnel its workout, I moved my tongue up to her clit, giving it a swift lick. Luna gasped at the contact, pressing my head deeper into her wet waist as I continued. She was letting out adorable squeaks and moans of pleasure as her body twitched in ecstasy. She was so close, so very close. I began to work faster, but kept my rhythm. I wanted her first orgasm in God knows how long to be the most enjoyable thing she's felt since her return to Equestria.

Luna's hips began to buck on their own, grinding into my face for more pleasure. She kept grinding, faster and faster, wanting the orgasm billowing in her loins to burst fourth and send her to pleasure town. I was happy to oblige with said request. I wiggled my fingers inside her and circled my tongue around her very moist button until finally, she let it all out.

She screamed to the heavens as she climaxed. Her cum burst onto my face, showering me in its sticky goodness. I lapped it all up, savoring the nectar as it flowed. I watched Luna as I continued to lap. Her head was hanging limply back as her chest rose and fell heavily and rapidly. That was the first time I've ever made a woman cum with my mouth. I hoped Luna liked it as much as I liked giving it to her.

Luna was coming back down from her high. Her eyes were glazed over with pleasure and her mouth was parted, hanging limply. She looked down at me and smiled. "That... Oh by my moon... We hath had nothing like that before..." She gasped. I had my head reclined in my hand as my other hand traced lazy circles in the fur of her inner thigh. My grin opted for the shit eating kind.

"That good, huh?" I asked with a smug wink. Luna lowered her eyes, keeping her smile as she whacked me upside the head with one of her pillows.

"Yes, yes... Twas quite agreeable. Now let us please you as well." She smiled, getting up in an instant. She jumped and pinned me to the bed, grinning like a mad mare. She pressed her nose to mine and gave me the most seductive eyes she could muster. "So... Art thou ready for your turn?"

I nodded vigorously as she slid down my chest, tracing her hooves down my sides. The contact made me twitch a bit with its tickle, which only made Luna do it some more. She finally arrived where she wanted to be, stopping as her face reached my boxers. "So, how shall I do this?" She asked, pulling them down slowly, exposing my eager shaft to the world. She inched her face closer and smiled up at me. "I think I shall start with, slow and agonizingly pleasurable."

She slowly put the tip in her mouth, letting her tongue swirl about it a few times. My breath hitched in my throat as I watched her with wide eyes. "Sweet merciful Christ!" I moaned, my breath continuously hitching in my throat. Luna swirled her tongue slowly, causing my head to flair a few times. Her tongue was wider than a persons, and it was softer, too. And the way her lips felt on the sensitive skin of my cock? Oh, great heavens! She's had to have done this before!

She grinned deviously as she plunged her head down, taking my member deep into her throat. My initial reaction was to try and moan in pleasure, but I ended up just squeaking in ecstasy instead. Luna looked up at me and giggled, pulling me out of her mouth with a pop.

"My dear human! What kind of noise was that?" Luna asked curiously. I smiled awkwardly and looked away, trying to shake off the awkwardness of the random ass noise I just made. Luna giggled and continued her work, sending me back into utter bliss.

She sucked and squeezed my shaft with her cheeks, trying to milk me for all my worth. The sounds of the sucking and popping pierced the silence of the room, and with my moans added, it was like a dirty little symphony. Her tongue swirled, her cheeks pressed, her pace continued on, faster and faster until finally, I let out one final, breathless moan, releasing my seed down her throat. Luna was more than eager to take it. She pressed her mouth to my waist, squinting as each shot sped down her gullet. I burst several times, and all those seven times, she took it like a champ. Luna plopped off and licked her lips, savoring the flavor. I breathed heavily as Luna copied what I did before. She perched her hoof under her chin and twiddled her other hoof around my thigh.

"Twas that good, hmm?" She asked coyly. I smiled and rubbed her mane playfully. She pushed her head into the embrace, sighing happily.

"Oh God... You bet it was." I breathed heavily. I looked down at Luna, who looked back up at me. Her eyes sparkled with an inner glow as bright as the moon, and her shimmering curled hair twinkled with stars. She was the most beautiful woman I had ever met, or could ever hope to meet in my life time. She was absolutely perfect.

And I was going to marry her! Sweet merciful Neptune, life was glorious! Even the part where I got stabbed!

Luna crawled her way up to me and laid me down. She was breathing slowly as she rubbed my chest with her hoof. I placed my hand behind her head and stroked behind her ear, making her coo a few times. After a few minutes, she let out a little giggle as she kissed me.

"That was the most enjoyable thing I hath felt in ages... You truly are a great human." She said, yawning lightly.

"Oh, that was just foreplay, Luna. We haven't even gotten to the main course!" I laughed, looking under the blankets at her cute little marehood. Luna looked up and me and sighed.

"Tis... too early to go that far, dear. We wish to wait before going to that level, since... it'll be my first time." She said hesitantly. I smiled and kissed her horn, snuggling us into the bed further.

"So, you planned this romantic evening just for oral?" I asked playfully, flicking her chin up with my pointer. She sighed and nodded, trying to get closer to me.

"I... thought I was ready, but I want it to be when our relationship develops further. Is... that alright with you?" Her voice sounded hesitant, scared even. She was probably afraid of offending me or something. No way could she ever do that.

But,I had to admit, I was a little relieved to hear her say that. "Of course. I've had plenty of relationships ruined because of sex. Whenever you're ready, I'll be ready, okay?" I assured. She smiled and nodded, closing her eyes slowly.

"Thou art so caring. I am a very lucky mare to have you. Let us sleep. I'm sure thou art very tired after your ordeal yesterday." She placed her hoof over my wound, which made it hurt just a tad, but it was a good reminder of how close I came to never seeing this moment. Never feeling Luna's warmth around me, her love, her embrace... I held her hoof to the wound, making sure she understood as well.

I had to agree with Luna. I was rather beat which I made evident with a loud yawn. "Yeah, kinda. I'll see you tomorrow, yeah?" I asked. She nodded, still keeping her eyes closed.

"Indeed. Sleep tight, my love."

"You, too, my Princess."

The next morning was way better than my first morning here. I didn't get a frying pan to the face! I was awoken by Luna's angelic voice as she sang in the shower. I could feel the dry Luna cum on my face and decided to pop in. Luna seemed to anticipate my arrival and sprayed me with shampoo before I got there, grinning like a schoolyard filly who just pulled off a funny prank. I hopped in the shower with her and the two of us bathed together. It was a good way for us to get more acquainted with one another. Luna sang while I washed her body, enjoying the texture her wet fur gave. It was almost exactly like silk. And I gotta tell you, her singing voice could give Fluttershy a run for her money.

Once we were sparkly clean with contrasting dirty minds, we made our way to the dining room, where Princess Celestia, Princess Cadence, Cory, Twilight and Shining armor were already eating their breakfast.

"Hey you two!" Cadence smiled. "How was last night?"

Shining armor sniggered and Twilight blushed, flashing me a small grin. I coughed and looked at them awkwardly. "Last night was good. We got in and went right to bed." I lied.

Celestia giggled. "And Luna's screams were because she was so tired, right?" She asked knowingly. Luna had a blush deeper than the darkest red on her face as Cadence giggled her pink little face off. "Face it. The entire castle heard you two last night."

I looked to Cory, who flashed a smile at me. "This castle has pretty good acoustics, man. Keep that in mind." He reminded me.

"Oh, ha ha!" I sneered. Everyone began laughing at us and I could see Luna begin to slowly slide down her chair, ducking from the humiliation. I put my hand on her leg from under the table, trying to cheer her up. "Hey, it's just a little banter. Don't sweat it." I smiled.

Luna flashed me a grin and placed a hoof on my hand. What I thought was her returning the gesture, turned into something more real quick. She moved my hand towards her neathers, placing it right on her marehood. "Oh my god, does she want me to do what I think she-" Luna winked and began to eat her breakfast as I stared at her, wide eyed.

"Equestria to Nathan?" Twilight said from her seat. "Aren't you going to eat?" I looked down at the food in front of me, then to Luna as she squeezed my hand between her thighs, brushing her wet pussy against my hand.

"Yes, art thou going to eat?" Luna asked, giving me a wink. I nodded and raised my left hand to grab my fork, while my right began to work on Luna, who shivered slightly in her seat.

Twilight took a bite of her grapefruit and smiled at Cory. "So, my friends and I are working on how to send you home, and we're getting closer." She said happily. Cory smiled and let out a sigh of relief.

"That's a relief. You hear that cuz? We're gonna be able to-" He stopped and noticed how I was eating. "Since when were you left handed?"

I probably paled at that, and Luna just continued eating, none too concerned about it. "Eh, just thought I'd give my left hand a work out, you know?"

Cory snorted and looked to my right arm, noticing it's position. "And I'm sure your right hand thanks you." He chuckled, shaking his head. "I'm sorry, dude, but really?"

"What?" Twilight asked. "Am I missing something here?" She turned to Celestia, her brother and Cadence, who just shrugged. Luna just smiled and squeezed her thighs tighter, forcing me to go back to work on her. Honestly, how could Luna go from being embarrassed, to getting fingered in public brave?

"Oh, tis nothing, dear Twilight. Isn't that right, Cory?" She asked, the right amount of venom seeping from her lips. Cory gulped and nodded.

"Y-Yeah. It's nothing." He assured Twilight. Twilight shrugged and went back to eating. My hand continued its assault on Luna's marehood, making her quiver and wince with pleasure. Suddenly, her magic twitched, making her drop her fork on her plate with a rather large clatter. Goddamn acoustics of this place...

Everyone looked to Luna who was biting her lower lip with her eyes shut tight. I hid my face in my hand as my other became coated in her juices. She had just climaxed right at the breakfast table, leaving me completely mortified and very aroused at her daringness.

"Auntie Luna? Are you okay?" Cadence asked. Luna opened her eyes to see everyone staring at her. She smiled and picked her fork back up, releasing my hand from her thighs.

"Yes, dear Cadence. We are more than fine." She assured. She turned to her sister and flashed her a dirty smile, which Celestia returned.

"Ah, I see. A bit of revenge. One point to Luna." Celestia giggled. "I suppose that gets back at me for doing that with my old suitor."

"Wait, what?" Twilight asked, looking over to us. "What the hay did I just miss?" She asked loudly.

"I... think I'm done eating." Cory said, getting up. "I'm gonna go take a shower to wash the awkward off of me. See you all in a little bit." He left the dining hall, leaving us to our awkward moment.

Shining looked to Cadence, who simply didn't understand what was going on either. It seemed Luna, Celestia's and my inside joke was going to remain ours. Ha, inside joke. Get it? Because my hand... ahem.

I blushed and grabbed my napkin from table, cleaning up my hand. Luna giggled and kissed my cheek. "Thank you for that." She whispered in my ear. "I'll repay you later tonight."

I smiled and returned the affection, making Cadence smile. "So, when's the next royal wedding?" She asked, clapping her hooves together excitedly.

"Yeah!" Shining Armor said happily. "It's gonna be a big occasion! Princess Luna and the Human! I wonder how well the citizens are going to react to it. Especially... Oh boy."

"What?" I asked, curious as to what had him a bit frazzled right now. Everypony I met was fine with me, so why wouldn't they be fine with me marrying Luna? Is everyone some kind of elitist here? Nah, that wouldn't be likely since Luna and I are together. So, what was it?

Shining Armor chuckled. "No offense to you Princess Celestia, but how is Prince Blueblood going to react to this?"

Celestia's eyes widened and she slapped her face with a hoof. "Oh. I completely forgot about his views on-"

The door suddenly opened and the white prince came in, strutting like he was hot stuff. "Auntie! I'm so sorry I'm late for breakfast, but I had to get my mane just so. You understand."

Oh sweet tap dancing Christ! Why?! Why was I going to be subjected to this bull shittery?! The Prince spotted me and arched a brow. "What the heck is that thing doing at the royal dining table?" He asked.

"Blueblood!" Celestia scolded. "Apparently you don't keep up with current affairs. This is the human, and Princess Luna's royal suitor, Nathan."

Blueblood gawked and looked to Luna, who gave a smug smile. "Bu- What? Auntie Luna, surely you jest! How can you court this... this thing?!"

Luna furrowed her brows. "Young Blueblood, I would chose thy words more carefully." She warned. "Now, why don't you be a good pony and introduce yourself."

Blueblood stepped forward. "Eh, hello... human. I am the great Prince Blueblood." He smiled awkwardly. I grinned ear to ear and held out my right hand, which he shook. Luna nearly spit out her food as she laughed, and Celestia stared wide eyed, but not without laughing herself. Yeah, that was the hand that still had some of Luna's love juices on it. Take that, society!

"I say, your hands are quite... disgusting. All sweaty! How rude." He humphed, going to his seat next to Celestia. Luna buried her face in the table as she laughed into her foreleg, pounding on the wood with the other. I began to laugh as well, which got Blueblood a little flustered. "What may I ask is so funny?"

"It's nothing, Prince." I assured, biting my lip and putting my left hand over my face. "It is absolutely nothing."

"Indeed!" Luna bellowed, wiping the tears from her eyes as she continued to laugh. "Oh... By my moon!" She burst into laughter and tears again.

"We're missing something here, aren't we?" Twilight asked, making Cadence and Shining Armor look to the three laughing party members.

"Yup!" I smiled, looking at Blueblood. "Please, forgive me, Prince Blueblood. I'll make sure my hands are more clean next time we shake." Again, Luna had to press a hoof to her mouth to keep her food in.

"I should certainly hope so!" He scolded. "Honestly, if you are going to be courting my aunt, at least have proper edicate when it comes to royalty! What Aunt Luna sees in you, I will never know."

"Oh, perhaps it's because I'm not so full of myself." I smiled, resting my chin in my hand, leaning forward with a smug smile on my face. Blueblood shot me a death glare.

"Beg pardon?" He growled. I could see Shining out of the corner of my eye, smiling as he shook his head in disbelief.

"Oh, I was just saying that I am humble enough to know that I don't have to act like a spoiled brat just because I have power. Something you obviously never learned."

"How dare you!" He spat, slamming his hooves on the table. "I will not be talked down to by some lowly creature!"

"You know," I said, ignoring his insults. "You should curl your tail. It'll go well with that pig like personality of yours." I took a sip of juice, watching as his eye twitched uncontrollably and his face turned beat red. Twilight stuffed a hoof in her mouth and her eyes bulged out of her skull. Even Cadence was having a hard time staying composed.

"You... little... bastard!" He shouted.

"Blueblood!" Celestia yelled.

"Auntie, surely you hear what he is saying!" He shouted back at her, gesturing a hoof in my direction. I pointed to myself in mock astonishment.

"Me? Why, after all, I'm just a lowly creature. I can't possibly think for myself. Maybe I need a strong, admirable, humble Prince to show me the right, glorious path!" I stood from my seat and mock bowed before him, making him snort in rage.

"Alright you two!" Celestia shouted. "That is quite enough! If you two so much as utter one more word to each other, you'll both spend the day in the dungeon together! Do I make myself clear?"

Man, Celestia pissed? That was new, and very scary. I sat back down and grumbled, while Blueblood stuttered his pompous ass off.

"B-But Auntie! Surely you see that thing is at fault here! I was minding my own business, when he simply went off on me for no reason!"

"Oh, no reason?!" I shouted, getting to my feet, completely ignoring Celestia's warning. If I had to spend the day in the dungeon, so be it. "You come in here, head held high, looking down on everypony who isn't as noble as you, call me a thing, a creature, a bastard, mock my title as Luna's Royal Suitor and act like the biggest brat this side of Equestria! If I didn't know any better, the creature is right there!" I pointed at him and threw my napkin on the table. "I refuse to be in the same room as that arrogant, air headed, disrespectful... worm!"

I was fuming mad as I stormed out of the dining hall. I could feel my heart racing and my wound begin to sting. I looked down to see my stitches had ripped. Blood began to seep from the hole and I groaned angrily to myself. Okay, so there were some things in Equestria I wasn't looking forward to. Almost at the top of the list was that fucker. I heard the clopping of hooves behind me and looked back to see Twilight standing there, smiling.

"What?" I asked, making her wince. She trotted up beside me and I resumed my course back to Luna's chambers.

"Thank you for telling him off. It was way overdue." She giggled. "You should have seen his face after you left. It was priceless!"

I let a small smile creep on my lips. "Pardon my french, but he's an asshole. No one deserves to be spoken to the way he spoke to me. If I have to stoop to a bullies level to get him to see what he's doing, then so be it." We arrived at Luna's chambers, the guards bowing to me. "Now, I gotta go patch myself back up." I said, gesturing to the blood pooling my shirt. Twilight gasped and nodded.

"Okay. Come back to the dining hall when you're done. Blueblood is long gone by now." She went to walk away, but turned back around. "Oh, and I wanted to ask; what was so funny back there? After you shook his hoof?"

I snorted and opened the door. "I'll tell you another time. Right now, I just want it to be a surprise."

Twilight accepted that and left me to my business. I entered Luna's chambers and made my way to the bathroom, turning on the sink. I let the hot water pool before dipping a wash cloth into the steamy water, dabbing it over my wound.

"Gah! Mother fucker!" I hissed, holding it there as I pranced from foot to foot in pain. Seriously, I thought it wasn't supposed to hurt! I grabbed one of the few spare bandages the doctors gave me before I left and slapped it on. It'd need to be restitched, but I suppose that could wait.

I was about to leave, when something clamped around my mouth, dragging me into the corner of the room. It wasn't a hand or a hoof, but felt like... a claw?!

I craned my head to see Pompadore dragging me into the bathtub. Oh come on, really?! I can't go one day without dying here!?

"What the fu-ghmf" I tried to say, but she clamped a claw around my mouth again.

"Shut up, you idiot!" She hissed. "They're waiting for us outside the bathroom." I looked to the door and could see shadows blocking out the light for a split second.

"Oh, so now you're helping me?!" I seethed. "I guess a dagger to the heart is just a Gryphons way of saying they're fond of you, right?"

She rolled her eyes and gave my cheek a lick. "I missed you, kid. And I wasn't the one who threw that dagger! I've been set up!"

"Oh, really? Just set up?" I asked sarcastically.

"Yes. A few of Talon Daggers supporters saw fit to kill you for killing the king, and wanted me to take the fall for it so one of them could rule! I came here to warn you! Oh, and how is your wound anyway?" She asked.

"It's fine." I grunted, pulling away. "So, how are we going to do this? If they're waiting to assassinate me, then we're trapped in here." I assured her. Pompadore looked around, and there was really no way out.

"Shit... Okay, do you know how to use one of these?" She asked, taking a pistol out from under her wings. It looked like a combination of a flintlock and an old west revolver rolled into one. I smiled and twirled the weapon around my finger.

"Hot damn, I always wanted to fire a gun!" I whooped quietly. "Alright, I'll go out first and wait for them to strike, while you come out next and take them by surprise."

She nodded. "I like it. It's stupid, yet stupid enough to work. Good luck, kid." She smiled. I walked to the door and was about to leave, when Popadore whispered behind me. "And congratulations on becoming Princess Luna's suitor."

I smiled and nodded, leaving the bathroom. The room was darker than I remembered it and was covered in nothing but shadow. I slowly pulled the hammer back on the gun and looked to any corner for movement. I gulped and aimed my gun for one corner of the room, only to have the Gryphons that were laying in wait spring out all at once.

I fired the first shoot, which went wide, missing one of the three Gryphons by a wide margin. But, it didn't matter if I hit the Gryphon or not. If there's one thing I imparted from this place.

It's got great acoustics.

Pompadore burst from the bathroom and ran her blade clean through one of the Gryphon attackers, while I was tackled to the floor by another. It pulled a dagger from its cloak and was about to bring it down, when I brought my gun to its head, firing straight through its brain.

Seriously, acoustics! Alert the goddamn Guards by now!

Pompadore was slashed in the side by another Gryphon, who went for the death blow, but was met by a gunshot wound to the heart. "Okay, that's three shots fired! Where the hell are the-"

"WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE!" Luna shrieked, busting in the door, followed by at least twenty royal guards and her sister and niece. She noticed the dead Gryphons on the floor and gasped. "Nathaniel! Art thou alright?!"

I smiled and ran over, hugging her tight. "Yes, I'm okay." I assured. "It was thanks to Pom-" When I looked up, Pompadore was gone and Luna's back window was wide open. "Damn it... Okay, so Pompadore wasn't the one who wanted me dead. She just saved my life."

Everyone looked to one another in confusion. "Apparently the dead Gryphon leader's pals are after my head now. She came here to warn me and gave me this." I said, showing Luna the pistol. She smiled and sighed.

"Tis a good thing thou knows how to fire modern weaponry. Keep this close, for I fear the Gryphons will not stop here to see you dead." She sighed.

Celestia stepped in and looked at the carnage. "Guards? Get these bodies out of here and get somepony to clean the blood off the floors." She turned to me and sighed. "I guess this means the Gryphons declare-"

"No." I interrupted her. "We are not going to war because of this. I won't have this peaceful land face that because a few, unruly pigs want my head on a platter. Only when they make an attack on a town or ponies, then you should declare war. Please, Princess?" I begged.

Celestia let out a sigh and nodded. "Okay. We'll do that. I'm glad you think of others more than yourself. Maybe humans have changed since last I saw them." She said, giving me a warm smile.

"Eh... don't get your hopes up." I chuckled. I heard the sound of sneakers squeaking on marble as Cory burst through the room.

"What the hell happened?! I heard gunshots and-" He noticed the dead Gryphons on the ground, then me standing there with a gun in my hand. "Seriously?! That bitch is trying to assassinate you again?!" He yelled.

"It wasn't her, Cory." I assured. "She saved my life if anything. Someone else has marked me, and Pompadore is going to find out who. It's one of the old Kings goons, that's all we know."

Cory sighed explosively. "See? This is why you need to come back home! You won't get shot at home!" He yelled, storming off.

"Well, that went well." Shining Armor said, watching Cory go. He turned back to me and smiled. "Are you sure you're okay?" He asked.

"Yes, I'm fine." I assured, waving a hand. I pulled my shirt tight and looked it over. It was covered in blood. "Most of this blood isn't mine." I laughed.

Luna shook her head. "Honestly. Thou goes through more clothing than anypony in history. Come, I had some spares made for thee." She led me over to her dresser and pulled out some clothes she had the tailor make. They were pretty high class, mostly suits of dark blue to match Luna's coat. There was some casual clothing, which I snagged up. I changed my shirt and sighed.

"Ah... Much better. So, who else can say their morning was that exciting, hm?" I asked. This got Celestia to chuckle.

"Come on, young Nathaniel. Let's move on. I have some work that you and Luna can help me with." She said, guiding us to the throne room.

Luna and I followed. I thought it'd be something cool, but judging by the skulk on Luna's face, it was the opposite. "So, what are we going to be doing?" I asked. Luna turned to me and sighed.

"Tia hath been training me on how to preform taxes. Ugh! It is such a bore!" She groaned, flailing her head back in exaggeration. I smiled and shrugged.

"Well, I got all A's in math back when I was in High school. I'm sure we'll be able to figure it out." I assured her. She looked at me with a raised brow.

"Thou hath never done taxes for an entire kingdom, have you?" She asked. I stared blankly into space before answering, which made Luna chuckle.

".....Nope. Can't say I have. There's always a first for everything, right?" Luna smiled and nuzzled my cheek.

"Indeed there is." She sighed.

Celestia coughed, getting our attention back to the task at hand. "Now, I know you were so eager to do taxes," She began. Luna blew a raspberry at her older sister, which made me chuckle. "But, I have to attend to business in Fillydelphia, which means somepony has to take over the day court for me. It's nothing too hard. Just listen to the ponies problems and see if there is anyway we can help them."

Luna groaned and I just shrugged. "Aye aye, Captain!" I saluted. I grabbed Luna's foreleg and dragged her in the chamber with me. "Come on, honey bun! We have citizens to attend to."

"Honey bun?" She asked curiously.

I led her to the throne on the raised podium and sat by her side. "Yeah. I'm just trying out cute pet names, since you call me dear or love." I told her. She gave me a flat look and I relented. "Okay, okay. Not honey bun."

"We thank thee for seeing the light." She mused. She grabbed the folder on the table and read the name. "Send in... Morning Wisp." She called out.

The day was getting rather boring. Luna seemed to be taking care of everything quite well, so I just ended up shutting my mouth and drawing on the folders that were strewn about as Luna handed them to me for sorting. Fuck that! I was gonna draw Godzilla on them!

"Finally!" Luna sighed. "Tis the last one of the day. Okay, send them in!" She called out. The doors opened and a Unicorn mare and Earth Pony stallion waltz in, giving each other angry glances. "Okay. It says here that thou art being charged with... rape?! Tis a very serious crime, Mr..."

"Stop Watch!" He yelled. "And I ain't the one accused. I'm the one pressing charges!"

Luna arched a brow and turned to the mare, who had a newborn infant in a sling around her neck. "Um... Okay. That is a new one. Tell me what happened."

The stallion cleared his throat. "Well, I was walking to work one morning, minding my own business, when I pass by this loonies house. She has the door cracked open and is calling out for me to 'assist her'. Well, I get to the door, and she pulls me in with her magic, and she's in heat! I tried to get away, but she locked me down with magic and had her way with me! Then last week, she calls me up, saying I have a responsibility for a kid that I didn't even want, and she's trying to sue me for negligence!"

I whistled and tilted my head back. "Whew! That's quite a tale, sir. Now, ma'am, why don't you tell us your side." I told her. She arched a brow and looked at me funny.

"And you are?" She asked. Before I could answer, Luna did for me.

"My assistant for the day. Now, go on, miss..." She said. Ouch, that one hurt and I wasn't afraid to show it.

"Morning Dew. Ahem. So, what really happened, was I was sitting inside, sitting on a cool pack to try and calm my heat. Then I look outside to see this jerk sniffing the air, and knowing there's a good mare that needs rutting, comes waltzing up to the door. He knocked, I answered and told him I'm not interested, and he pounces me! I was so helpless and now I'm stuck with a newborn foal I have no idea how to take care of!"

Luna tapped her chin. "Hmm. Assistant? What do you think?" Luna asked. I leaned back and shrugged, not bothering to answer her. "Assistant?" She asked again.

"I'm sure you can handle this. After all, I'm only an assistant, right?" I huffed. Luna rolled her eyes and whispered in my ear.

"Look, I do not want anypony outside our friends to know about us just yet. When the time is right, then we can announce it. Together. I am sorry if I hurt thy feelings, love."

I sighed and smiled. "You owe me." I winked. She smiled deviously and looked back to the ponies.

"Dost thou wish to collect now?" She asked. I shrugged and Luna sat back up, grabbing a pen off the desk. She turned to the ponies and smiled. "Well, it seems to me that-" And then she 'dropped' the pen on the floor. "Oops. How clumsy. Excuse me, and let my assistant here handle said matter."

Luna crawled under the table and instantly unzipped my pants with her magic. My eyes bulged as I looked down at her pulling out my dick. "Wow. First at breakfast, now at court? Luna you naughty mare!"

I cleared my throat as Luna tickled my shaft with the tip of her hoof. "Well, um -ha- after hearing the -oh- stories from both of you, I'll nee-EE-d to ask you some questions."

"Shoot." The stallion said. I looked down to Luna, who held her hoof to her lips in a shushing motion. I rolled my eyes and brought my attention back to the two ponies.

"So, you were just walking to work, is that right?" I asked. He nodded. "Okay then. And miss? It says in the law book that you're supposed to hang a flower on your door when you're in heat. Did you have one up?"

"Of course!" She yelled.

"Did she ask you to come over and assist her?" I asked the stallion. He nodded. "Did you, or did you not, see the flower on the door?"

"I... uh... might have seen something like that, yeah." He stammered, rubbing the back of his neck. I grinned lightly as I looked the two over. Thank merciful Allah for Law and Order!

"When a mare is in heat, I'm pretty sure it's hard for her to control her emotions. Am I right?" I asked the mare. She looked away and nodded. "Right... I think I get what happened. You called him over when he was on the way to work and saw it as your chance to relieve your heat. And you," I gestured to the stallion. "still saw the flower on the door, but decided to go over anyway. Whether or not she held you there against your will at that point is irrelevant. You clearly saw all the signs she was in heat, and went in for an easy lay. As both parties are at fault, I've decided that Mr. Stop Watch is to pay ten percent of his income to help support the child, but he doesn't have to be there for... What is the child, miss?" I asked.

"A girl." She sighed.

"Right. You don't have to be there for the filly, but it would be honorable if you were." I sighed and looked to the mare. "Do you really want to raise her? From what I've heard, I don't think you're really up to it."

The mare looked at her sleeping foal and sighed. "I may not be up for it, but since I'm getting financial support, I want to try." She smiled at me. I looked to the Stallion, who seemed more or less happy with the arrangement as well.

"Alright you two. Have pleasant days. You both should count yourselves lucky to have a foal. I'm sure she'll be raised right. Court is adjourned." I laughed as I banged the gavel. "I've always wanted to do that!"

The two walked out together, and I could see them smiling at one another. The stallion even began making funny faces at the baby! I looked over to see Luna peaking over the table, a tear in her eye as she watched them go. Huh... I hadn't noticed she stopped pleasing me. "Oh, hey Luna." I chuckled.

"That... was the sweetest thing we have ever seen. How... How did you do that?" She asked.

"What? Make them not hate each other? Easy; you get them both to see they were in the wrong, and then they'll share common ground. There are two sides to every story, but they still meet up somewhere in the middle."

Luna climbed on my lap and hugged me. "So wise for your young age..." She sighed. "Indeed, you'll make a fine Prince."

I held Luna close and stroked her mane. "And you'll make a perfect wife." I whispered. She squeezed me tighter and kissed me passionately. The sun setting behind us through the window cast our loving shadows down the large room towards the door.

What I didn't notice was Cory standing in the threshold, his arms crossed as he smiled at us. "You'll make her happy, bro." He sighed, walking away. "I'm proud of ya."

Author's Note

So, Trolling Prince Blueblood was fun as shit! I had to rewrite the clop scene, since it had very little detail. I think I knocked the ball out of the park compared to my previous clop scenes. If there are any mistakes, point them out because I don't have a lot of time to edit. I gotta head out at 1:15 for exams and I don't have a lot of time. I really want to get this up now rather than later instead of keeping you all waiting. So, here it is, and I'll see you lovelies on Friday! :D