my litte pony friendship is epic

To say i was surprised would be an understatement but im getting ahead of myself shortly after i woke up every pony was in room looking strait at me then they popped the question. want to join our guild? After a few minuets of dumbfounded stuttering i finally managed to say what.followed by an are you kidding me. They just waited for me to finish listing my reasons like i barely know you you foal napped me from the field and brought me to this celestia forsaken cavern and took all of my gear speaking of that. where are we and where is my gear? finally twilight spoke up well this celestia forsaken cavern as you put it is part of our base and as for your gear fire heart is fixing it. Now i was curious base why would anypony need a hidden base well its because we openly deified both celestia and luna about  how we should clear the game both celestia and luna had pretty different ideas celestia wanted a hierarchy with her at the top and at first that sounds like a good idea one steadfast leader to make all the decisions but celestia demanded absolute loyalty no questions asked and that lead to her use of punishment on ponies who didn't do what she said while luna wanted everyone to have a say in what we did and to make it so all players where equal but this lead to a different problem too many people involved in the decision making process and ponies spent more time trying to gather votes then actually trying to solve problem. we said that everypony should do their own thing form small guilds and work together and fight by choice and not because of an order or a group decision needless to say celestia and luna were pissed and tried to have us jailed so we did the only thing we could we fought back.wait you started the brawl of the lunar rebellion?yes. YOUR THE REASON ME BEST FRIEND DIDNT EVEN GET A CHANCE!they started to shrink away from me even though i was paralyzed .well all of them besides rainbow fire heart who had walked in during my shouting and applejack  they stood there ground in front of the others.then fire heart spoke up for the group. Yes we started the brawl but you would have done the same thing if you where in our place. To tell the truth i think the fall of harmony would have been a better name than the lunar rebellion.now everypony in the room was glaring at Rainbow dash who threw up her hoofs and saying what I'm just saying. Answer me one question did any of you kill a player on that day. This time twilight answered me no we didn't who did you lose? my best friend from school dinky hooves. Wait you knew dinky a shout came from applebloom. We havent heard from her since she moved to canterlot to join celestias school for gifted unicorns Um yes she was my best friend in school well my only friend actually. not many ponies wanted to hang out with a blank flank.Wait your a blank flank?no i got my cutie mark about a year after i met dinky. scootaloo chimed in so whats your special talent then? Well i can split my mind into several different pieces which can each function on their own.so your a crazy pony?no not crazy think of it like this i can focus on several things at the same time and as fellow unicorns I'm sure rarity and twilight and sweetie can appreciate what that means.you mean you can cast multiple spells at once. But how did you figure out this was your special talent?well i was over at dinky's house studying for a test. When her mom came into the room and knocked over a vase.at the time i was casting a spell that dinky was teaching me Which would let me create fire from thin air and when i saw the vase dropping i just reacted and caught it in my telekinesis but i was so focused on the new spell that i kept the flame going and poof i realized that i could cast multiple spells at once that was how i got my cutie mark. From the back ground i heard rainbow and scootaloo shouting boring in unison.wheres the action wheres the excitement wheres the explosions. This earned a sigh from sweetie bell and applebloom and everypony else.