CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS : User Guide and Manual

by ininbbtfctub

Rating: everyone
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders
Length: 2207

Thank you for purchasing a Cutie Mark Crusader unit

Thank you for purchasing a Cutie Mark Crusader unit, this one guide will cover the Cutie Mark Crusader Expansion.

Published 2012-01-26 19:12:58 UTC
Last updated 2012-01-26 19:12:58 UTC

APPLEBLOOM : User Guide and Manual

APPLEBLOOM : User guide and Manual

Congratulations  You've just purchased a APPLE BLOOM unit of your very own! To ensure that you use your new unit to the very best of her abilities and that you avoid painful, unexpected brushes with death, we've provided you with this manual.

WARNING: This unit will always do crazy stunts, complain and always end up covered with tree sap after an attempt to get a Cutie Mark.

Name: Applebloom, Silly Filly, Crusader

Age: Due to size and Maturity estimated 7

Place of Manufacture: Equestria, Ponyville

Height: Default filly height

Weight: Light

Length: Default filly length

Your APPLEBLOOM unit comes with the following accessories:

One (1) ribbon (Always on her head unless she is in Insane or Lair modes)

One (1) random cutie mark crusader activity. (110 activities in total 1 set for 15 USD)

One (1) 15 ton keg of tree sap

One (1) Cutie Mark Crusader Cape

Programming

Your APPLEBLOOM is capable of doing the following:

Cutie Mark Crusader: Your APPLEBLOOM when placed near an activity set, will automatically use it and attempt to get her cutie mark, when she fails, pour the tree sap on her for extra LOLZ. Will wear the Cutie Mark Crusader Cape during this.

Cute Beggar: This cutie filly will lie on the streets with that mind begging stare of hers and automatically make you wallet look as big as this paper. You can easily get millions.

Copycat: In desperation in getting a cutie mark she will copy the programming of any unit

Removal of the APPLEBLOOM unit from her packaging

Yell at the top of your lungs "CUTIE MARK" she will teleport out of the box then get sad.

Inform a APPLEJACK, BIG MACINTOSH, SCOOTALOO or SWEETIE BELLE to open the box, the sight of a familiar face will coax the filly out of the box.

Somehow turn a young child into a filly and make her play a activity, the sight of another blank flank will make her run out of the box and greet the filly.

Reprogramming

Impatient (Default)

Modest (Default)

Happy

Optimistic

Halloween

Helpful

Insane

Liar

Addicted

Role Model

Cannibal (Locked)

Your APPLEBLOOM unit comes with Impatient and Modest already activated.

If you want to change it's programming to Happy, let her use one activity with a SCOOTALOO unit and a SWEETIE BELLE unit.

To change her to optimistic put any MANE 6 units and tell them to ENCOURAGE the unit. She will do activities without rest. To return her to default setting wait a week

Her Halloween mode is always activated 31 of OCTOBER, in which she will make a costume when in presence of a RARITY unit, if not in presence of a RARITY unit she will beg you to buy her one. She will then go out with any other FILLY units until her group either earns 35 kg(s) of candy, or the sun rises.

To change her to helpful, let another CUTIE MARK CRUSADER do an activity and then cover them in the tree sap. In this mode she will help her fellow CRUSADER until she then believes she has helped.

To get her into her Insane mode leave her in the presence of an INSANE PINKIMENA DIANE PIE unit. She will crack, eventually... To return her to her default setting, instruct another CUTIE MARK CRUSADER to help their insane colleague.

To get her into her Addicted mode give her an addictive substance. To revert her to the default state, tell the other CRUSADERS that you can get a Cutie Mark for Detoxifying.

To get her to change to the role model setting, bring a helpful APPLEJACK unit and tell her to encourage her little sister. In this mode she will copy any modes that the APPLEJACK unit is in. A full reboot is required to revert her to regular default state.

A cannibal ZECORA or a cannibal DISCORD  will easily crack a young filly like APPLEBLOOM.

Relationship with other units

Applejack: Sister

Cutie Mark Crusaders: All being blank flanks, they help each other and sometimes even speak in unison.

Mane 6: All friends, they all happily help them.

Rest

She sleeps every day at 9'o clock PM and wakes up at 6'o clock AM

Frenquently Asked Questions

Q : Why doesn't she have a cutie mark?

A : We are sending someone to take your brain and give it to a good home where it won't be abused

Q : Seeing my FLUTTERSHY in mating season made my APPLEBLOOM shake and mumble insane mumbles...

A : She probably got raped, reboot her.

Q : My APPLEBLOOM got a cutie mark.

A : Wow... how the fuck did she do that?

Q : PINKAMENA DIANE PIE, nuff said.

A : Call us...

SCOOTALOO : User Guide and Manual

SCOOTALOO : User Guide and Manual

Congratulations, you have purchased a SCOOTALOO unit of your very own. To use this unit to it's full potential

and avoid unexpected brushes with death we have provided you with manual.

WARNING: This unit will always do crazy stunts, complain and always end up covered with tree sap after an attempt to get a Cutie Mark.

Name: Scootaloo, Scoots, Crusader

Age: Due to size and Maturity estimated 7

Place of Manufacture: Equestria, Ponyville

Height: Default filly height

Weight: Light

Length: Default filly length

Your SCOOTALOO unit comes with the following accessories:

One (1) Scooter

One (1) random cutie mark crusader activity. (110 activities in total 1 set for 15 USD)

One (1) 15 ton keg of tree sap

One (1) Cutie Mark Crusader Cape

One (1) Chicken Coop

Programming

Your SCOOTALOO is capable of doing the following:

Cutie Mark Crusader: Your Scootaloo when placed near an activity set, will automatically use it and attempt to get her cutie mark, when she fails, pour the tree sap on her for extra LOLZ. Will wear the Cutie Mark Crusader Cape during this.

Cute Beggar: This cutie filly will lie on the streets with that mind begging stare of hers and automatically make you wallet look as big as this paper. You can easily get millions.

Copycat: In desperation in getting a cutie mark she will copy the programming of any unit

Chicken 6 Piece Meal: This unit tastes like chicken, deep fry in a oil cooker. *Note you will sacrifice this unit to do this but DAMN for plastic and metal it tastes AWESOME!!!!* Eat with mashed potatoes.

Egg Producer: This unit when combined with the included Chicken Coop will make scootaloo eggs (Do not hatch do not even try)

Stuntpony: Will do shows as the only pony being able to ride a scooter. Will pay lots of cash.

Removal of the SCOOTALOO unit from her packaging

Yell at the top of your lungs "CUTIE MARK" she will teleport out of the box then get sad.

Inform a RAINBOW DASH, APPLEBLOOM or SWEETIE BELLE to open the box, the sight of a familiar face will coax the filly out of the box.

Somehow turn a young child into a filly and make her play a activity, the sight of another blank flank will make her run out of the box and greet the filly.

Make a chicken mating call. Nuff said.

Yell "RAINBOW DASH IS GIVING FREE FLYING LESSONS" will have the same effect as method 1

Reprogramming

Impatient (Default)

Modest (Default)

Happy

Optimistic

Halloween

Helpful

Insane

Liar

Addicted

Role Model

Chicken

Cannibal (Locked as chickens don't eat ponies)

Your SCOOTALOO unit comes with Impatient and Modest already activated.

If you want to change it's programming to Happy, let her use one activity with a APPLEBLOOM unit and a SWEETIE BELLE

unit.

To change her to ROLE MODEL mode tell a RAINBOW DASH to ENCOURAGE the unit, she will copy all programming the RAINBOW DASH unit except for modes that require flying, as chickens can't fly.

To change her to optimistic put any MANE 6 units and tell them to ENCOURAGE the unit. She will do activities without rest. To return her to default setting wait a week

Her Halloween mode is always activated 31 of OCTOBER, in which she will make a costume when in presence of a RARITY unit, if not in presence of a RARITY unit she will beg you to buy her one. She will then go out with any other FILLY units until her group either earns 35 kg(s) of candy, or the sun rises.

To change her to helpful, let another CUTIE MARK CRUSADER do an activity and then cover them in the tree sap. In this mode she will help her fellow CRUSADER until she then believes she has helped.

To get her into her Insane mode leave her in the presence of an INSANE PINKIMENA DIANE PIE unit. She will crack, eventually... To return her to her default setting, instruct another CUTIE MARK CRUSADER to help their insane colleague.

To get her into her Addicted mode give her an addictive substance. To revert her to the default state, tell the other CRUSADERS that you can get a Cutie Mark for Detoxifying.

To change her to chicken, put her into the chicken coop. To cancel the effect take her out.

Relationship with other units

Rainbow Dash: Idol, will follow her to the end of the world

Cutie Mark Crusaders: All being blank flanks, they help each other and sometimes even speak in unison.

Mane 6: All friends, they all happily help them.

Rest

She sleeps every day at 9'o clock PM and wakes up at 6'o clock AM

Frenquently Asked Questions

Q : Why doesn't she have a cutie mark?

A : We are sending someone to take your brain and give it to a good home where it won't be abused. CHICKENS CAN'T EARN CUTIE MARKS IDIOT!!!!!

Q : Seeing my FLUTTERSHY/HORSE, MD in mating season made my SCOOTALOO shake and mumble insane mumbles...

A : She probably got raped, reboot her.

Q : My SCOOTALOO got a cutie mark.

A : Wow... how the fuck did she do that? Silly human/pony, chickens can't earn cutie marks!

Q : PINKAMENA DIANE PIE, nuff said.

A : Call us... Pinkie Pie doesn't eat chicken!!

TECHNICAL SUPPORT

"kaijinzero : um, yes... i have a problem. you see, im a..."contractor", and my applebloom keeps following me. for some reason, she was in insane mode when i got her out of her box, and now, she keeps messing my jobs up. can i get some help here...like now?

Riloussa: We are sending you a portable EMP Device good for 1 use."

After deactivating the unit, kaijnzero then sent it back for a 20% refund. We delined then sent him back a Scootaloo unit deep fried and rapped in bacon.

videocrazy: Can I order one?

Riloussa: Look up on our website www.[Data Expunged due to SOPA].com/catalog

videocrazy couldn't find the website and is now still fighting against SOPA

Bronyzilla : Mine dosen't have a cutie mark, what a rip off!

Riloussa: *beep beep boop beep beep beep* *mumbling*

The pony secret service then sucked out his brain and gave it to the Johnsons brain dead sun. Where it lies today.

Squeaky Toy": 1. Yell at the top of your lungs "CUTIE MARK" she will teleport out of the box then get sad."I suspect the other CMC members were originally going to be part of this, that's a Sweetie Bell model ability.

Riloussa: Yes, I'm making the Sweetie Belle right as I'm typing this, multitasking... so tired....

Riloussa then fainted and hired an assistant for more questions

Dr. BobI had my APPLEBLOOM help me sell some stuff at my garage sale.I'm now barricaded in the closet with her, please help. Everyone wants their refunds but my APPLEBLOOM spent the money on treesap remover...

Riloussa: Hey, thats not related to the pony unit, you should watch more Mlp : FiM and know that she is a very bad salesfilly.... so NO PIE FOR YOU!!!

They then mobbed his house and took his Applebloom

BronyRave24okay listen, i ordered a SCOOTALOO unit and when i tried to get her out of the box, she wouldn't, i tried everything, even the RAINBOW DASH FREE FLYING LESSONS part. SHE DOSENT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT COMING OUT!

Riloussa: Oops, according to the order list we accidentally sent you kaijnzero's package of COOKED SCOOTALOO! We'll resend another Scootaloo right now

According to BronyRave24 the Cooked Scootaloo was delicous...

BalancerExcuse me but I think my unit might have a glitch, every time it uses it's scooter it always turns left, even when I locked the steering to turn right it simply broke the handle bar....I also need to order a new scooter can I do that separately or do I need to order a whole new unit?

Riloussa: You can't ride scootaloo's scooter unless you have wings, they balance the scooter. As a solution for getting a new scooter, send the broken one under the warrenty

Just like in zelda and skyrim Balancer was mobbed by a army of scootaloo because he broke one unit's scooter. Don't fuck with scootaloo...

More to come, keep posting questions! (only on the 3 units included in this set.)