Still a better love story than Twilight.

Trixie finished her terrible OTP and was satisfied. Knowing this would never pass moderation, she leaned back

in her chair and read some Death Note Manga.This turned her on and she pulled out her giant robotic horse cock. She

masturbated furiously and came all over the manga.But his was not the end, oh no. She then grew wings and became an

Alicorn.She flew around all wicked and then traveled to the moon. Then she blew it up because the moon is an asshole.

That really pissed off Luna.

They had this epic gunslinger showdown, and Trixie was badly hurt. In her dying breaths, she told of an ancient

treasure. Only by following the clues of one-eyed Willie would they ever find it. So the goonies got out of their Luna

costume and went on a hunt. They died later in the sewers looking for it.But this was still not the end, for it was not a

thousand words, like the mods asked for.

So Trixie became a zombie and the walking dead happened. Lee Everret and Chlamydia tried to kill her, but

they eventually died of AIDS.This was sad for some reason, so the Bioware team made a terrible ending for Mass Effect

3 in retaliation. Thus the fandom was enraged and they went all autistic because it wasn't the way they wanted.

Remind you of anyone you know?