//-------------------------------------------------------// Still a better love story than Twilight. -by Trixies Are For Kids- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// Inception //-------------------------------------------------------// Inception Berlin, Germany. 2077.. The year the Atom bombs dropped on future Hiroshima to defeat the African Millitia. SkyWishes has done good for the motherland. For her good work she would become the next Fuhrer of space Germany. In that, she would become super OP Alicorn that could dual-wield lightsabers.This was the one thing that she prayed for, she would always ask Xenu for these powers. The next day, she met Sprinkle Stripe for a deathmatch for the title of biggest buckbucker. Sprinkle Stripe has a Big Mcintosh (if you know what if mean) and takes it out to beat SkyWishes. SkyWishes brings out her space shotgun and attacks her. The blast from the gun sends her to Space Rape Jail. SkyWishes felt superior. Genetically superior. She started shooting up Bull Shark tedosterone and driving fast cars.While in FTL she traveled through a wormhole and ended up in New York. Date:9/11/2001 She was traveling at high speed. No chance to brake now. She decided that she would park her car in one of two tall towers.She did it, and in her high state, accidentaly crashed into the other as well. Then she flew off because she's a fucking pegasus. Thousands died, but it was no biggie. Year:August 12,2022 SkyWishes has joined the war against Raul Menendez and save the world! SkyWishes wanted to help the Americans rescue Osama bin Obama from the hands of Twilight Sparkle and Co. Her company is the one who was involved in the C-Virus incident at China and the ones who killed Chris Redfield's men. Chris Redfield was being a complete Douche to SkyWishes. She didn't need this shit, so she threw a boss at him that would take five different sequences to defeat. Him being defeated Sky strapped herself with explosives and ran into the American Assembly yelling "Allah Hu Akbar!" She then suicide bombed the place killing the Nazi Al-Qaeda feminist scum. Sky was a hero in Equestria and multiple buildings were named after her. Princess Celestia had knew she was special and was going to change history. SkyWishes has been in thousands of wars and won them all. She was going to regenerate soon and we were going to see a new pony! But she wasn't a pony at all. She was actually Dante from the new DMC. She started acting like a major dick to the fanbase. She then put on a wig that made her look like the old character and said "NOT IN A MILLION YEARZ LAWL!" This pissed off Luna, who's an avid gamer. So Luna banned Sky from the server of life. Hell: 1 A.D Dante has just left his father's house and was going to go see Satan before he left. Satan was a good man who loved Dante like a son. He was also mad since he lost to some kid in a guitar battle and was defeated by another guy named Dante who saved his girlfriend from hell. I mean, who fights in hell? You should just give up if the devil has taken your stuff. Satan was playing Yu-Gi-Oh and watching Soul Eater when the doorbell rang. It was Sky Dante, and he was holding gifts! Satan squealed in joy, clapping his hands and jumping up and down. Satan invited him in and offered Dante microwave pizza, but he refused. They sat down, cross - legged on the JFK skin rug and stared each other in the eye. "Happy anniversary honey." Dante said. "Woah Woah Woah, What?" Satan asked, but before he had a chance to refuse Dante dropped his gifts and forced himself upon Satan.Think about that. The dark lord, originator of sin, raped by a faggot. What a fucking pussy. Satan was scarred for eternity... Abdul Sin-bin Osama entered the front door of Satan's mansion and walked into the raping. Sky Dante shot Abdul and raped his dead body as Satan watched as he raped his dead husband. Satan walked out and released the bird flu onto hell. "SATAN, NO!" yelled Sky Dante. "THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS, YOU SHIT EATING CUM DUMPSTER!" Satan yelled as he exploded into a million Eric Dravens.All of hell was in chaos, and this prompted the pimp Discord to make a trip there.He liked the look of Sky Dante and made him his top bitch. Thus, Dante reclaimed his soul and turned into real super san lesbian. As discord left hell, he slapped Dante and flew off in flying saucer. Dante was emotionally scarred and super Nova'd. Thus, the universe was no more. Moral of this story: Never do crystal marajuanas. //-------------------------------------------------------// Epilouge //-------------------------------------------------------// Epilouge Trixie finished her terrible OTP and was satisfied. Knowing this would never pass moderation, she leaned back in her chair and read some Death Note Manga.This turned her on and she pulled out her giant robotic horse cock. She masturbated furiously and came all over the manga.But his was not the end, oh no. She then grew wings and became an Alicorn.She flew around all wicked and then traveled to the moon. Then she blew it up because the moon is an asshole. That really pissed off Luna. They had this epic gunslinger showdown, and Trixie was badly hurt. In her dying breaths, she told of an ancient treasure. Only by following the clues of one-eyed Willie would they ever find it. So the goonies got out of their Luna costume and went on a hunt. They died later in the sewers looking for it.But this was still not the end, for it was not a thousand words, like the mods asked for. So Trixie became a zombie and the walking dead happened. Lee Everret and Chlamydia tried to kill her, but they eventually died of AIDS.This was sad for some reason, so the Bioware team made a terrible ending for Mass Effect 3 in retaliation. Thus the fandom was enraged and they went all autistic because it wasn't the way they wanted. Remind you of anyone you know?