Lyra's New Human

by Stonemonarch

Rating: teen
Tags: Slice of Life, Twilight Sparkle, Lyra, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Comedy, Bon-Bon
Length: 1217

Lyra builds a human, Bon Bon gets pissed, Lyra trys to fix it.

One day Lyra is in her mad scientist lab, creating a sort of doll. This doll happens to be a human, its tall, has dark hair, and is rather slim. Of course Bon Bon sees this doll, and lets her go on with it, although it becomes a bit more difficult for Lyra.

Published 2013-02-09 20:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-02-09 20:20:01 UTC

Lyra's Human Doll

Lyra is casually downstairs in her laboratory as usual, although she looks like a mad scientist and is laughing a bit crazily, flashing lights are omitting from machines, sparks are flying from tools, and an odd figure lies on the table.

"Just a few more hours, and you will be complete, my sweet, sweet human." she brushes the "humans" hair and writes some notes on a notepad, until Bon Bon walks in. She is insanely tired and clearly unaware of her surroundings due to her tripping over a cord, unplugging it and causing a few lights to turn off.

"Bon Bon?! Do you know what you've done!?" Bon Bon stands up and looks at the plug she tripped over.

"Whatever, go to bed." she rubbed her eyes a bit.

"Oh come on Bon Bon, I may have finally created a human replica, don't you care!?"

"No I don't and everyone thinks your insane, for obsessing over these....things, now please just come to bed." she walked over and looked at this abomination.

"Oh come on, remember my human club, it turned out incredibly well."

Bon Bon face hoofed and looked at Lyra.

"You kidnapped fifteen people. nine of them killed themselves, and five of them went into a coma, attempting to kill themselves, and the last one was me." she was clearly irritated at Lyra for a while.

"I know! Its a much better turn out then last time!" Bon Bon face hoofed once more and gave up.

"Fine, I give up come to bed whenever."

"I'll come to bed the second I'm finished." Bon Bon left to the upstairs, Lyra plugged the cord back in and continued to work, she looked over some of her notes and laughed evilly for a while.

The Next Day.

Bon Bon wakes up and stretches her arms a bit, she looks over and sees Lyra side of the bed, messy as usual, whenever Lyra awakes.

"So, she actually did come to bed."

Bon Bon goes downstairs and walks into the kitchen to see Lyra eating breakfast with a human doll, about the size of her, sitting on her lap.

"Lyra what the fuck is that!" Bon Bon was clearly discusted due to this monstrosity. Lyra clearly did not acknowledge Bon Bon's question, she simply casually answered.

"A human."

"Is that really what a human looks like!?"

"Yep, aren't they beautiful?" Lyra brushed the humans hair and rubbed its arm.

"No! That thins is disgusting, now throw it out of here, before I call the asylum."

"Oh! Tell Nurse Pop to pick me up, oh wait she killed herself, better yet call Doctor Briar, wait no he's in a coma."

Lyra rambles on about some of her asylum doctors, that is until Bon Bon grabs the human doll and chucks it out the window.
Lyra instantly jumps up from her chair.

"Noooooo!" she runs out of the house and Bon Bon rolls her eyes, she makes some coffee and sits down in the living room.

Lyra runs to the human doll and brushes it of dirt, mud, and grass. Lyra picks it up and sits it on a bench, she sits next to it and cuddles it's arm.

"Fine! I don't need her, I've got y-" she looks at the doll and realizes something. "Oh, I haven't given you a name just yet, have I?" she thinks for a moment and examines it for a while, trying to come up with a name.

"Oh! I'll call you Bon Bon 2! It's a perfect name for you. Although, if only you could talk, wait maybe you can!" she screams in happiness, she uses her magic to vanish them both and they appear in front of Twilights house.

"Twilight, do you really think this is the only way Rarity will like me, I think three inches is more then enough."

"No, its not, trust me Spike, it's for your own good." she casts a few spells, Spike looking down every time he sees the purple magic flash.

"Are you sure I can't just give her jewels or something?"

"Oh you'll be giving her jewels alright." she flashes her magic once more and finishes.

"There your good, now go see Rarity." Spike happily jumps down from the table and walks off towards the door, Lyra and the human standing in front. Lyra looks at Spike with astonishment.

Spike walks on casually. "Uuuuuuuuuh." Lyra shakes her head and walks into Twilights home.

"Hey Twilight! Can I ask for your help?"

"Sure what is........it?" she stops to look at the human doll.

"Lyra by any chance is that those....human things you were talking about? Twilight studied the human a bit, looking at its arms, legs, and head. She stops at the leg and freezes a bit.

"Ummm, Lyra is that a-"

"Yes, yes it is, now about my favor, do you think you could make him talk?" Twilight shrugged and looked through a few of her books for an animation spell. She came across a book that says "Reanimating bodies, for dim wits."

"I could try but there isn't a clear answer, of a yes or no." she opens the book, casts the spell on the doll and instead of it talking it's leg is destroyed and it falls over.

"Twilight what did you do!?"

"I-I didn't mean to!" the doll's leg was destroyed, Lyra was trying to put it back together but couldn't do it.

"I'll try to fix it just hold on." she tried once more and instead of fixing it, she completely disintegrated it. Lyra dropped to the floor crying at her creation destroyed.

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I'm so sorry Bon Bon 2, huh wait Bon Bon! Oh no, I need to apologize.to Bon Bon." she got up and ran home at an enormous amount of speed.

She slams through the door and cuddles up to Bon Bons front hoof.

"Ooooh Bon Bon, I'm so sorry, please take me back, pleeeeease!" she cryed into her hoof, Bon Bon shook her head and patted Lyra's head.

"It's fine Lyra ,just don't do anything stupid like this again, plus I couldn't stay mad at you." both of them hug and spend the rest of the day hanging out like they usually do, Lyra casually sitting oddly on the bench, and Bon Bon lying on it.

The Next Day.

Bon Bon and Lyra walk up to Rarities house.

"This is where Twilight said Spike was, we'll be able to tell him the lesson we learned so he could send it to Princess Celestia.

Lyra poked her head in the door and he eyes grew wide.

-insert sex sounds of Rarity and Spike here-

"Oh god, oh god no, just no, no, eeewww run Bon Bon!" Bon Bon and Lyra ran off, the Cutie Mark Crusaders came to the door.

They all looked at eachother.

"Cutie Mark Crusaders porn recorders!"

Author's Note

This story was mainly an idea from two of my best friends, Grumpy Enchantress, and Earthboundy, you can follow both of these guys on EQF, you could even chat with us on Skype. (Large credit goes to grumpy and earthboundy for this story, little credit goes to me for making it into a fan fiction) or follow me at EQF: Nefexox :D