*WARP PIPE NOISE*
"That was weird." I stepped away from the pipe and looked at my new school. It looked bigger than on the ads. It was the size of a regular high school with white outsides and all.
*WARP PIPE NOISE*
"Hi there. You the new kid?" I looked back to see who asked that. My jaw dropped at her sight. Her soft, furry cyan coat. Her flowing rainbow mane. Her sparkling magenta eyes. "Hey. You okay, freshman."
I shook off my stupid daze and replied, "Sophomore. I'm a Sophomore."
"Oh. An expert, eh? Well, I've never seen you around here. What's your name?" We began to walk to the school.
"Green. Yours?"
"Rainbow Dash." Rainbow Dash. BEAUTIFUL name for a pretty mare.
"What's your HR?"
"Celestia, again!"
"You hate her or something?"
"We always call her 'Mrs. Trollestia' cause of her jokes."
"Well, I have her, too. So. I think things will be more bearable than last year."
"Why?"
"Because I'm here." She blushed. "I usually get the last laugh at home."
"Oh Really? Welcome to the Trollestia Rebellion."
"Thanks." We brohoofed. We now entered the school. It was huge. Hallways everywhere and stairs every which way. "Not to jump off topic, but your really pretty." She blushed even more.
"Aw. Thanks. Maybe we can sit together at lunch." I looked at my schedule.
"Period 5. You?"
"Same here. I actually am a Sophomore, too." We went towards A105 (HR). "Did you mean the 'your really pretty' thing?"
"Yeah. I usually don't say that to any mare. Your something special, even when we've only just met." She smiled.
"That's so sweet. Sit next to each other in HR?" I nodded.
"You have any friends?" We entered the classroom and sat down. She was at my right.
"A few." She pointed them out with her hoof. "Twilight Sparkle. She's a little nerdy, but we both like books. Trixie. She used to be real bitchy, but she apologized and now, Twilight and her are going out. Applejack. She's the strong, honest type. She knows where the truth lies. Pinkie Pie. Two words: Party Animal. Also a little crazy, but we like her all the same. Fluttershy. Shy is the clue here. She's an animal lover and has...a big crush on Big Mac, AJ's Big Brother. By big, I mean HUGE. He's the football captain, but he's got a heart of gold and, a little bird told me he has it bad for her, too."
"Well, I'm pretty good at hooking two ponies up. The Love Doctor is in the house." She giggled. "I love your laugh." She giggled more.
"Well then, Spike is Twilight's roommate and her assistant. He has the hots for Rarity. Fashionable, but is the kind that doesn't take crap. She flirts with Spike sometimes."
"Case 2, ready Dr. Love." She laughed again.
"Derpy. She's a klutz, but means well. She's dating...huh. He's not here today. Well, she's dating The Doctor."
"Just The Doctor, right?"
"Yeah. How'd you know?"
"Usually, ponies go by nicknames around my neck of the woods. Mine is...well Love Doctor. Though, I could never get somepony to date, myself." I sighed. Rainbow got an idea. She grabbed me and kissed me on the lips. Never had I felt so much joy in my life with another mare. I pulled away.
"Consider that your appetizer, Green."
"Same here, Dashie." In my mind, I jumped for joy.
"Oh. DJ Pon-3 and Octavia. Music couple. Lyra and Bon-Bon. Couple. That's it."
"Got a lot to work with."
"Trust me. You ain't seen nothing yet." The door opened.
"HELLO, STUDENTS!" Trollestia walked in and put down some papers on her desk. "I'm Mrs. Celestia."
"Please open your desks to receive your materials for the year," Celestia said. Sure enough, I opened it and saw 10 pencils, 3 black pens, 2 red pens(highlighting mistakes), 2 yellow highlighters(there's a difference), a small lime-green Expo marker, small white board and a pencil case.
"Whoa! My old school never had this many starting tools." I picked them up and organized them.
PLOP!
I turned to Dashie, now having a pie on her face. She took of the pie-tin. "Booby trapped. 'Mrs. Trollestia' must have did it."
I took out my cloth. You see, I was always prepared when it came to school. I had spares for lots of stuff and other things, too. Anyway, after she took it and began to get the cream off her muzzle, I noticed that Mrs. C was laughing wildly at her desk. Obviously, I didn't have to be Sherlock to know a guilty suspect when I saw one. At that moment, all trust for the teacher went out the window.
"Ha..." *cough* "Ahem, time for lunch," Celestia said. Thank god.
"Thank Jesus Grandma, Lunch-Time," I said, pulling out my lunch-bag.
"Yeah. Classes are really short, but 'Trollestia' makes em' suck," Dashie said, pointing at the teacher.
"Amateur is what she is."
"I always know I could top her, too. Wanna help, coltfriend?" The words jumped at my heart. I knew she thought I was cute and all, but...wow. "Dashie, we'll send her to hell with our prank powers." A pink puffball suddenly blocked my view.
"Hey, Dashie." She turned to reveal Pinkie Pie as who she was. "Hey! Your new here. What's up..."
"Green."
"Wee. A color name." She bounced around. "Sounds real fun. So, I heard you two were planning to prank Trollestia. Can I join in?"
"If what Dashie said was true, you'll be the best new member for this plan," I said.
"Yay. BTW are you two..."
"Yup," I said.
"More couples in class. Hooray."
"Yeah. We'll talk later about the plan. See yeah, Pinks," Dashie said as Pinkie bounced off.