My Little Pony: Ignorance is Bliss

Disclaimer: I do not own My Little Pony

Epilogue

Two Weeks Later

Princess Celestia stands behind the podium. Her mouth moves but nopony could hear what she is saying.

" Derpy broke the microphone." The mayor says. I could faintly hear Celestia's voice. She coughs and strains her voice. Princess Luna pushes Celestia out of the way.

" Citizens of Ponyville, may I have your attention, please? We are gathered here this afternoon to welcome Princess Cloudstar back to our kingdom. As you all know, Princess Cloudstar has been missing for over fifteen years. At last she has returned thanks to ten courageous ponies. Now, for the moment we've all been waiting for, we bring you Princess Cloudstar." Luna says in her loud Canterlot speak.

Princess Celestia pulls back red curtains. Shining Armor and Princess Cadence push her wheel chair to the podium. Cloudstar stands up and takes off her bandages. The ponies in the crowd look at each other disbelief.

" Princess Cloudstar, would you like to say anything to your people?" Chrysalis asks.

" You may all call me Derpy Hooves!" She says. Princess Celestia hands Derpy the crown. Derpy stares at it for a few seconds and then looks at every pony else's crown on the stage. Just like a muffin, she puts the crown on the top of her head all by herself.

Four or five ponies bow followed by seven other ponies until ever pony joins in. Then they all get up and stomp their hooves on the ground and applaud Derpy Hooves. I look up and see Rarity's curly purple tail in my face. She looks much better than when I last saw her. I feel somepony tap my shoulder.

" Hi, Sprinkles. If you don't mind, I would like to borrow your shovel. I want to plant berry bushes all around Ponyville." Honey Flower says.

" Sure you can." I say levitating her the shovel.

" Thanks." She says with the shovel in her teeth.

" No problem." I say. She waves goodbye and gallops through the audience. Suddenly, a black plastic bag is put over my head. I feel my body being lifted off the ground. I hear Thunderwing snickering.

" What the heck are you idiots doing?" I ask. He doesn't answer he just keeps chuckling. " Yeah, real funny you wack job. I could suffocate in here." I say trying to jab a hole in the bag with my horn. " Where do you think your taking me?" I ask. He does a loopy loop in the air. " I think I'm going to hurl."

" You need to learn to lighten up." Honey Flower says.

" I don't need my shovel. I'm going to rip this bag into a million pieces." I say.

" Don't be such a party pooper, Sprinkles." Thunderwing says.

" Shhhh…" Honey Flower whispers. I hear a door shut behind me. The bag is taken off my head.

" Surprise!" Pinkie yells and jumps behind the table. I'm at my house. Instead of the dull sophisticated furniture they remodeled it to make it more homey. The factory machines on the bottom floor are replaced with desks and detective equipment. They even have a microscope! My office is white with all different color hoof prints on the walls. I look at the name tags on the desks. One desk has my name on it, the second one has Thunderwing's name on it and the third has Honey Flower's name on it.

"Congratulations, Sprinklejinx! Yall did great findin' that princess." Applejack says.

" I'm so happy to hear that you're not going to Fillydelphia, Dahling." Rarity says.

" We'd miss you." Fluttershy says.

" I'll have to show you my Sonic Rainboom some time." Rainbow Dash says.

" Thank you all so much. How did you do all of this?" I ask.

" Cadence gave us the fifty thousand bits back. We figured if you were staying here you would need a place to work at." Honey Flower says.

" This place has everything!" I say holding a stapler.

" We brought you this filing cabinet." Twilight says. I open up the drawer to see how much space is inside. There is a tiny slip of paper inside. I read it silently to myself. You are a character in a fictional story. There is a human called TheSnarkKnight30 who controls our lives for pleasure. That's what the fourth wall is. Don't tell Twilight I told you this or I will get in super sized trouble.

I put it back in the drawer and try to forget about it and enjoy the party. Pinkie Pie is crazy anyway. Who would want to write a story about a unicorn detective that beats everypony with a shovel? That's just ridiculous. There's no such thing as a Snark Knight. Or is there?

THE END