Cupcakes: Human In Equestria

by zombiebwains

Rating: mature
Tags: Rainbow Dash, Other, Pinkie Pie, Gore, Dark, Human, Sad, Apple Bloom, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 2318

A thirteen year old boy makes his fourteenth year birth day wish to go to Equestria, but there's a catch Cupcakes the Fan fiction is real.

A thirteen year old boy makes his fourteenth year birth day wish to go to Equestria, but there's a catch Cupcakes, the Fan fiction is real. The original story was made by sergeant sprinkles and i don't own any of it. There is bad grammar, i know but i will be working on that. I wrote this because my friends younger brother loved the Cupcakes fanfiction (god knows why) and wanted me to do a version with him in it so at that Happy Birthday Ethan.

Published 2013-02-16 16:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-02-16 16:20:01 UTC

My Mission

My Mission

Cupcakes

Human In Equestria
Well I finally got home from Equestria, don’t get me wrong Equestria is a fine place and all and when the creepy janitor told me he could take me there I was happy.

The only thing is there was a catch; one fan fiction from the brony fandom would be real, Cupcakes. I decided to save Rainbow dash and Apple Bloom for my goal.

But now, I’m going to start this story from day one, the best day of my life.
I was thirteen at the time and my birthday was today, I couldn’t believe it but I was finally turning fourteen.
When I got off the bus I ran home knowing there was a cake and presents from my family. I opened the door and sure enough I was correct. We did the usual thing we did every year, eat dinner, drink soda, play video games, and the most important blow out the candles and make a wish.

As my favorite part approached my father called everyone to the kitchen table so we could blow the candles out on the cake. We skipped the singing because my parents knew I hated it. I leaned over the cake, blew the candles out and made a wish.
My wish was that someday I wanted to go to Equestria and meet all the ponies. I didn’t tell my parents my wish because they weren’t a huge fan of me being a brony; they thought it was better than doing drugs and drinking though.

After I opened my presents, a couple brony tees, a plushie or two, a new airsoft gun, and a custom brony Kindle fire case. After this I went to bed and the next day it would be like none of this ever happened, but that’s what birthdays are like.

The next morning I got on the bus and headed off for school. Zach and I played worms in my kindle fire until we got there.
When we got there we both headed for gym were you wait for the day to start but a man in a janitors outfit stopped me.
“Hey man, you look pretty strong can you help me move this box into the computer lab?” he asked.
He walked into the room in which he came from and waved me in. Zach gave me a smile and said “good luck with your date” as he walked away.

I gave him the bird and walked in the room looking for the janitor. I found him in the corner of the room alone staring at me, at this point I thought I might get molested and pondered about running away.

“So you want to go to Equestria huh” his shrill voice asked me through the dense air.
I was in total shock, how did he know my wish was to go to Equestria. I really wanted to know more about this guy, I knew I had never seen him before, unless he just stays in here all day and works on machines.

“You know, I can get you there” he stated.
Me being a dumb ass replied “How could you?” I said hoping for an answer, if there was a way to get there I wanted to know.
“I’m going to send you there, but one fan fiction; Cupcakes to be exact is real” these were the last words I heard before blacking out.

I had a very strange dream before I woke up from my deep slumber. There was a pony; it was Pinkie pie. I heard the noise of metal clanking, I tried to move my arms and legs but they were tied down.
I looked around the room until I saw the back of a pink pony sharpening a knife. I knew was this was Cupcakes and then I had awoken.

The air was thin, there were birds chirping, the sun was bright. I knew I wasn't any were near Connecticut it was too beautiful outside.

As I was about to get up and leave I heard a women’s voice behind me “what are you?” it said in a questionable tone.
“Oh thank you I have no idea where I am and…” I turned around to be looking into the eyes of the one and only Rainbow dash.

“Oh my god, Rainbow dash” I said in a voice of wonder. “Don’t you mean oh my Celestia and how do you know my name?” she asked angrily and looking impatient.
“Oh um… I was just guessing because of your beautiful rainbow mane” I said this trying to flatter her, the next thing I wanted was a hoof in the face.

“Well guess that makes sense this is an awesome mane in all, but what are you” she asked happily because of the comment I made on her mane

“Well you see I’m a human”, “a what now” she starred at me like she was scared I know I was taller than her but I thought I was a pretty nice guy.

“ OK you know what, you take a few step back and fallow me to Twilight's house; she’ll know what you are” and at this we headed off to Twilight's tree house.

Knowing Twilight I was a little scared, what if she wanted to do some kind of test on or something. I know Twilight was a nice pony but if the ponies came to earth what would are government do to them, dissect them “for science”.

Rainbow dash and I were nearing pony Ville when I asked her a question “so what do you do for fun around here” I asked her this because I knew she would flip out and start getting all ready to play games and do flying tricks.

“Oh that reminds me I’m late, late I have to go Pinkies bakery to make cupcakes; Twilight's house is just a little ways down the road tell here I sent you, bye.” And like that Rainbow was off.

I swear at that moment I felt my jaw hit the ground. The janitor was right it really was Cupcakes, or maybe it was just a quince dents. If I fallow her and tell her Pinkies insane and she’s not then I will look insane.

I just decided to sneak to Sugar Cube Corner to see what was really up. I though reading the story was horrible now maybe I have to see it in real life!

I followed the Rainbow that dash had made speeding off to the bakery. This isn't how the story went, in it she was at a school yard but things probably change when a human comes to Equestria randomly. I bet the only ponies that know of are existence is Celestia, Luna, and Twilight.

But this, me pondering to myself wasn't important I had a possible life to save. As I ran I was still in shock how Rainbow dash meets a creature that she has never seen and blows it off to go die, but that’s parts really not her fault.
As I approached Sugar Cube Corner I was happy that there were no ponies to see me. They would probably flip out or something. I looked into the window and saw Pinkie pie hand Rainbow dash a cupcake with a strange colored topping. The blue Pegasus took a bite of it and fell to the flour.

“Oh shit” I whispered to myself as I ran to the door to save dash.
I noticed in the front door window Pinkie attempting to drag dash into some sort of basement. “Oh man oh man what the hell do I do” I told myself.

I tried busting through the door with my shoulder, after a bought thirty attempts I stopped. “Pinkie must have her in the room by now” I pondered to myself.

“Ah ha, I’ll go through the chimney.” I started to climb the wall to the top of the roof. It was only about two times the size of me and felt like it was made out of cotton candy so it wasn't too difficult.

As I got to the chimney I noticed it was a perfect fight. I adjusted myself into sliding position, knowing it wasn't that far down I let go of my hands and descended into the bakery.

I looked around the room, not a pony in sight; it’s what I would expect sense there was a life about to be lost. The lobby was pink and had a smell of fresh dough and sugar.

I continued to look around until I found the door pinkie must have dragged Rainbow into. As I walked down the path I heard faint voices. I recognized them as Pinkie’s and Rainbow’s.

As I came closer to the voices the lights started to get dimmer and I could no longer see.
“Rainbow Dash we are going to have such a wonderful time together” Pinkie said with so excitement much excitement it gave me chills.

The hallway became visible again as my eyes got use to the dark. This is when I stumbled upon the door they were in. The room was hardly lite; I could make out a banner on the wall that said LIFE IS A PARTY, I also could see organs blown up like balloons, and three small filly’s heads on a table.

As I turned to see the left section of the room I saw Rainbow dash tied down on a table. At that moment I tried to get the door open but it was locked. After I tried knocking it down but it was made out of steal there wasn't a chance for that to even happen. The window that was on the door was too small for me to fight through.
“Think Ethan, Think; I got I’ll go through the air ducks.” I searched the wall for any but couldn't find any; the ceiling was made out of cement so I couldn't do anything there either.

I started to band my fist against the door to get the pink ponies attention; she might come and open it to see who it is.
As I looked in the window after knocking I noticed Rainbow had fainted from all the pain I could see her wings have been cut off. The pink ponies silhouette in the distance, I hear a creek behind me and when I turned back to look into the window again it was gone. I was starting to panic but the door started to open.

“Oh shit I’m going to die” I said to myself not being very confident. I was debating going back and getting help but this was a now or never thing.

I picked up a steel bar that was on the floor to use as some sort of weapon it was better than nothing. I made a decision on how to enter the room. I’m going to act like I’m going to walk in slowly and right when she thinks that I’m going to sprint as fast as I can over to Dash.

I started to walk to the door and as soon a started running I felt something hit my head and I was out cold.
When I woke up there was an enormous amount of pain in my head. I tried to scratch my head but my hands seemed to be tied down. As I looked around the room, towards the end of it I saw Pinkie pie and Apple Bloom staring at me.

“What is it?” Asked Apple Bloom, “I don’t know but it will be sure fun to have a party with him!” said Pinkie with excitement.
“What did you do with Dash?” I shouted hoping it would make me look more formidable. “Oh silly she’s right there” Pinkie said while turning on a light.

I looked over expecting a stuffed Rainbow dash but was happy to see they didn’t do anything else to her.
“Enough with the chit chat let’s begin” Pinkie said while walking toward me.

She removed a white table cloth which revealed a numerous amount of sharp tools. “This is going to be so much fun, but no more talking I have work to do” said the pink pony.
“Well it doesn't seem like you have a cutie mark, oh well those pointy things on the end of your hands seem pretty neat” exclaimed pinkie”

She pulled out a hack saw and leaned over me “ready” she said. She placed the teeth of it on to my pinkie finger and started to move the saw very slowly but with force.

The blade sliced its self through my skin, felt the ooze of blood run down my finger. She fastened her pace now leaving a crunching noise every time it would break through a new layer of bone. I couldn't help but scream it was the most pain I ever felt in my entire life.

“I got to “hand” it to you, this is pretty fun” said Pinkie laughing. She went over to my thumb and started to suck on it. “I don’t know what creature you are but you taste good” Pinkie said.

After she bit on to my finger making a snapping noise it tore off leaving a ligament hanging off my palm. I screamed “Please Stop, I know you have orders to fill but maybe I can help you?” I asked hoping she would agree.

“Well having hands would really help me out around here, and plus I didn't snap off to many of your fingers. OK, but how do I know your trust worthy?” Pinkie asked.

Author's Note

I'm going to work on the grammar (maybe) but this story really isn't to get views its to wish some one a happy birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ETHAN your one messed up kid XD. New chapter coming out soon.