Rainbow Dash likes fridges
''Fluttershy! You home?''
Rainbow Dash quietly opened the door. She looked around. Nopony. She sneaked to Fluttershy's bedroom. The bed was empty, and so was the rest of the room. She smirked and yelled Fluttershy's name again, to make sure she wasn't home. Nopony answered.
She walked to Fluttershy's kitchen. Her eyes were locked to a big, white box at the back of the room. It was Fluttershy's fridge. ''Mm-hmm, there you are, big boy'' Dash said and walked slowly towards it, trying to look as seductive as she could. She rubbed her cheek against it. ''Wooaahh... it's huge...'' she giggled and kissed the fridge on it's door. ''I have waited a looong time for this...'' she said to the fridge.
~~"Me too" the fridge answered~~ ''What should I call you... hmm'' Dash thought. ''...you can be Jim. Is that okay?'' The fridge didn't say anything, but Rainbow still smiled. ''Good. Now, let's get into it, shall we...''
''*cough cough*'' said a small voice behind her. Rainbow glanced back and saw Angel. ''Oh hi there! Don't mind me, I'll just be here, with Jim''. Angel looked around, confused. ''Oh, sorry. Angel, this is Jim'' Dash said and pointed the fridge. Angel looked as confused as before. ''And Jim, this is Angel'' Rainbow continued. Angel just stared Dash in confusion and slowly walked out from the room.
''Well then, now there's only two of us...'' Dash said and took the handle licking it a couple of times. Then she tried to wrap her hooves around it, but of course failed. ''Uhh... I'm sure you don't want me to be just outside...'' she said attractively (or tried to). ''Do you mind if I... take a look inside?'' The fridge remained silent, but Rainbow didn't care and slowly opened it.
''Oooohhhh.... there's so much... things inside you'' Dash said and examined the contents of the fridge touching everything with her hoof. ''Milk, fruits, salad... hohohoh, boy, you are a treasure!'' she shouted and petted it's door with both hooves.
Dash stared inside, wondering. ''Hmm... maybe I could fit inside if I take these empty boxes out...'' she thought and started taking unnecessary stuff out from the fridge. After a couple of minutes she was done, and started squeezing herself inside the fridge. She tried to pull her wings shut, but they were too hard. ''Damnit'' she grunted and backed in wings first.
After a while of turning and rolling around she found a comfortable position. ''You are so... c-chilling'' Dash said to the fridge. But before she managed to shut the door, a box of carrots fell on her back.
"AAAUGH!" Dash shrieked and jumped up. The fridge wasn't very high though, so Dash bumped her head to it's roof and knocked down three cans of milk with her hind legs. They broke and the milk spread all over.
Dash shook her head. "Woah... you like it rough, dont you Jim?" she asked from the fridge. "We should still clean this up before we continue, don't you think?" she asked and crawled out from the fridge.
After ten minutes of desperate scrubbing with toilet paper Dash rammed herself in again. "There we go..." she whispered and pulled the door shut.
She tickled the fridge's insides. ''Mm-hmm, do you like that?'' she said passionately and licked it's wall, letting out a little moan occasionally. Starting to get more horny, she searched for something to use for her needs. She took a cucumber from a box and licked it's tip a couple of times. Then she slid it into her mouth, gently sucking it and increasing power regurarly (and probably imagining that it's a part of the fridge).
Dash getting even more wet, she decreased her left hoof between her thighs, starting to pleasure herself as she sucked the cucumber at the same time. That was probably the weirdest-looking scene ever, but oh well, atleast Rainbow was enjoying it.
This isn't enough, Dash thought and pulled the cucumber out from her mouth. ''Mmh... do you have anything better for me, Jim?'' she asked gasping. Then she noticed the wet cucumber on her hoof. She stared it for five seconds, lowered it a little bit and started pushing.
''Mmm-aaah! Oh, Jim, that's so good!'' Dash screamed like some kind of a pornstar and kept thrusting the cucumber deeper. In the point, where she couldn't take it any further, she pulled it back out and back in, groaning out loud.
The amazing feeling inside her grew until she couldn't take it anymore. She came and she came hard, yelling the name of the fridge and letting her fluids flow on the floor of it. Panting, she pulled the cucumber out and dropped it on the floor.
After she recovered from the orgasm, she opened her eyes and smiled blissfully. ''Damn, Jim. You did me hard'' Dash congratulated the fridge and hugged the box where she got the cucumber from, kissing it.
Dash placed the box back on it's place. ''Mmm... but I must go now... I'm not sure when Fluttershy comes'' she said wearily and tried to push the door open. It didn't move.
''Hmm?'' she said and pushed little harder. Nothing happened. ''Mmf, let me out, Jim!'' she mumbled.
But Jim didn't listen and Rainbow couldn't open the door no matter how much she tried. ''God damnit, Jim! Let me out, now!'' she yelled.
Fluttershy was returning from the Everfree forest. She had been collecting some ingredients for Angel's food. ''Mm-mm! What a beautiful day!'' she said to herself and crossed the small bridge on her yard. ''Angel! Where are you? I can make your food now!'' she yelled.
Angel's head popped out from a bush next to Fluttershy's house's door. ''Oh there you are! How did you do without me?'' Fluttershy asked. Angel facepalmed and shook her head. ''Ooh, is there something wrong?'' Fluttershy asked, now more concerned. Angel pointed the door. ''What's there?'' Fluttershy asked. Angel jumped and pointed it again. ''You want me to go in?'' Fluttershy asked. Angel nodded.
Fluttershy walked inside. She heard some swearing and rumbling coming from the kitchen. ''Oh my, what's that sound?'' she asked and flew to the kitchen.
The fridge was shaking and the swearing was coming from there. ''Oh dear! Is somepony in there?'' Fluttershy exclaimed and flew quickly to open the door. She pulled it open and a Rainbow Dash stumbled out.
''Oh my goodness! Are you alright?'' Fluttershy asked. ''What does it fucking look like?'' Dash answered angrily and stood up.
''What were you doing there?'' Fluttershy asked. Dash stopped and stared her in the eyes. ''Fluttershy, look. I didn't do a shit there. Okay? Just forget this and don't tell anypony'' she shouted cheeks red and flew out from the kitchen.
Fluttershy just stood there with a confused look on her face. Then she looked at the fridge. ''Are you making out with other mares, Dave?'' she asked. The fridge didn't answer. ''That's right, of course you're not'' Fluttershy said and hugged the fridge with a pleased smile on her face.
Author's Note
What am I doing?
