The epic story of a guy who went to Equestria and solved cancer

And then people were like "OH MY GOD, YA SOLVED CANCER, YOU GET A MOTHER FUCKING MEDAL WITH YO MOTHER FUCKING FACE YEAH!" and then I came back to life and was like "Daaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

And then Raindrops totally came down and fucked Magikap.

And then something glorious happened, something unimaginable. Magikarp came, his liquid filled up Raindrops with so much of his cum that she exploded. An inferno of fire and kum filled Equestria like a sea of ghouls.

Another amazing thing happened, Morgan Freeman started narrating the story.

The first sight I saw of this man made me think immediately that he was indeed, a fag, in the terms of everything. The world was just something of silly puns and useless things that got him off.

Equestria had become filled with Magikum, it could not handle the pure awesomeness that this beautiful creature gave unto it, and so Equestria exploded. Everything died immediately as the Magikum spread across a new universe, creating new life forms and planets. And somehow one of these planets learned about their creation. These creatures made a show to recreate the events that transpired from the birth of the universe into a show called "Marioland" and then everything was Nicolas Cage.

The End.