Jade, Tzar, and Goats' Adventure in Willy Wonka's Chocolate Canoe

by GoatsCanGTFO

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Romance, Tragedy, Random, Slice of Life, Dark
Length: 517

I didn't intend for this to actually be a thing.

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Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-02-12 00:18:38 UTC

Shit Gets Real

Once upon this one time, there were like 3 ponies and they were OC's and were horny and girls, and also lesbians which was a good thing because they were all girls and horny so they could have sex and like it at the same time.

Jade, Tzar, and Goats got ready to have horse sex and Damian was there but he wasn't there he was over there in the corner because his OC is a fly. "Are you ready and also are you okay with the actions I wish to pursue upon you" said Goats and Tzar and Jade nodded their heads, but they  nodded their heads up and down which signified that they consented rather than nodding their heads side to side which would mean they did not like to have sex which is weird.

Once ready, the 3 ponies were about to fuck when they heard a knock at the door. "Oh yea I think that's the pizza I ordered before we wanted sex and I forgot to cancel it so they delivered it but I don't want it anymore." Said Jade, her poetic words leaving Goats' pony knees weak. When Jade answered the door, she recognized the stallion; it was Sword Shield! Sword Shield could grow his penis as large as half of an Ursa Minor which is big. Jade was about to talk but Sword Shield talked before she could talk so she didn't talk. "Did somebody order a pizza with extra sausage?" Asked Sword Shield. Jade replied with "Watch your grammar.", and Sword Shield said "But when you talked-ed earlier when I first rang the door-bell you used improper grammar.". Although Jade was a lesbian, she offered him 5 dollars to leave so he did (because she was a lesbian she never tipped men because she didn't like them because she was a lesbian and she was also rude apparently no just kidding Jade don't hurt me I love you smiley face).

After getting the pizza, Jade walked over just in time to see Tzar orgasm and Goats licked her pee-pee some more until Tzar said to stop so Goats stopped. Damian then flew inside Tzar's butt and saw poop and spat on it and ate it or something because that's what flies do. Damian then rubbed his tiny Fly penis on Tzar's poop but then he died of aids because he had aids and now Tzar has aids but doesn't know it yet oh no.

Jade, Goats, and Tzar continued to have horse sex and it was really hot and Goats rubbed her face all over Tzar's hairy abdomen and Tzar rubbed her vulva on Goats' hairy legs and then she licked her butthole and her tongue reached through Goats' mouth and into Tzar's butt and licked the aids-infested poop. Jade then retracted her tongue from Tzar's butthole to Goats' mouth, kissing her with her poop-covered tongue. Goats moaned as Jade's tongue retracted back into her mouth and then they all came and then they were done and then they all got aids and cried.

THE END