Tourists: A "Ponies on Earth" Story.

by MixedBag1994

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy
Length: 1001

The Mane 6 Go on Vacation to Earth. What More do you need?

Twilight decides to take her friends on Vacation to an alternate universe. Ours,to be exact. They Discover the thrills of the planet and learn something more about themselves and there tastes.

(Sorry Shippers, Nothing for you Here)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-02-23 06:50:57 UTC

Chapter 3: Paranoid

Twilight and Rainbow Dash approached Carousel Boutique to check on Rarity. Twilight knocked on the Door. Sweetie Belle answered the door with a worried look on her face.

"Sweetie Belle, You seem a Little...worried about something." said Twilight.

"It's Rarity, She's acting more,what's the word, frantic than usual." said Sweetie Belle. The duo seemed to get a collective chill up their spines.

"Mind if we come in?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"I need all the help I can get!" said Sweetie Belle.

The trio came across Rarity in her sewing room. She was passed out on her trademark fainting couch. Applebloom and Scootaloo were keeping an eye on her.

"Let me Guess, Cuite Mark Crusaders, fainter observers ?" asked Twilight.

"No,actually, we, or I gave Rarity some Tranquilizers." said Scootaloo.

"WHAT?!" yelled Rainbow Dash.

"Only because she left a note asking us to do it,See?" said Sweetie Belle as she handed Twilight the note. The note was as follows,

"If I go insane packing for a trip,Inject me with the needle with the sleeping pony on it. Signed, Rarity."

"Seems Legit." said Rainbow Dash.

"Does Rarity have a bag ready?" asked Twilight.

"Three." said Applebloom.

All Twilight could do was Facehoof.

Chapter 1: The Discovery of a Lifetime.

It all started with Spike's Indigestion. He was groaning in pain from something large residing in his stomach. Twilight was trying some different sort of cures on Spike in the middle of a field outside of Sweet Apple Acres.

"OK, Let's try the mix of Seltzer, Rubies, and Hay." said Twilight.

"Where did you *ugh* get that Recipe?" asked Spike.

"From the book, '1,039 Cure-Alls (Dragon Edition)' and this is currently the 994th cure-all we haven't tried." said Twilight.

"Well, 994th time's a Charm." said Spike as Twilight shoved the Mixture down his throat. At that point Spike's Stomach was making a extremely loud rumbling noise that could be heard across Ponyville. Twilight ran for the trench where her friends were waiting for her.

"I have to ask, Why are we Hiding in here again?" asked Rarity.

"Safety Precautions." said Applejack

Spike's rumbling was getting louder and louder.

"DUCK AND COVER!!" yelled Pinkie as Spike let out a large "BUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The six each popped out of the trench as Twilight ran towards Spike.

Spike was laying on the ground next to a large crate.

"That's Odd." said Twilight

"What Is It?" asked Applejack.

"It's A Crate." said Twilight.

"Where did it Come from?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"It seems to be from the Princess." remarked Twilight.

"Good Thing I always keep a Crowbar Handy." said Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie ran towards the Crate and Jammed the Lid open with said Crowbar. The Lid flew off 20 feet to the North.

"What's Inside,Pinkie?" asked Twilight.

"A New Spellbook, 6 Suitcases, and the entirety of Green Day's Studio albums on Vinyl." said Pinkie.

"Let me see that book." said Twilight. Her horn glowed as the Book levitated in to the air."It's a book of teleportation Spells, and there seems to be a note from the Princess on a page of the book." said Twilight.

The note was as follows,

"My Faithful Student,

I have heard reports of you being tired and in need of a Vacation, as are your friends. With that said, There is a Place that I am curious about myself and would like for your friends to check out.This place, our scholars entitled "Earth". Included with the care package is a collection of "Earth Music" that fell out of a Portal 5 weeks ago. The page I have placed this note on is a spell to transport 6, and only 6 ponies, to "Earth"  and back within a Week. Report back on your findings when you return. I believe in you.

Princess Celestia."

Twilight had a look of uncertainty on her face. But then, she had a resurgence in her self-confidence and announced to the group,

"Listen, The princess wants to go to an alternate universe for research, but mainly for leisure. We'll meet back here tomorrow for the Transportation. Each of you take A Suitcase. It's Gonna Be A Long Journey." announced Twilight

Chapter 2: Brain Stew

Twilight was Still awake at 3 in the morning, trying to master the teleportation spell. For Once,She actually got tired and tried to get some rest. She placed the bookmark on the page and shut the book quietly. She crawled into her bed, covered up with the sheets, and shut her eyes. Yet, Her mind was still racing, pumped up about the trip later that Day.

"I Know! I'll Put on one of those records from the Package." said Twilight.

She Then levitated the stack of records and sorted through them. She eventually decided on the album "Insomniac". She placed the needle on the track "Brain Stew/Jaded". The opening riff reverberated throughout the library, nearly waking Spike in the process. One thing it did accomplish was allowing her the extra energy to finish up her studying and some spare time to pack.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door. Twilight turned off the phonograph and went to the door. Twilight opened the door to find Applejack and Rainbow Dash carrying Pinkie Pie.

"What Happened?" asked Twilight.

"Long Story." said Applejack.

"Let's just say that Pinkie Pie plus Cake plus Cider equals Disaster." said Rainbow Dash.

"So a sort of 'Sugar Crash Hangover' is What happened?" asked Twilight.

"Yes." said Applejack.

"Place her on the Bed. She Needs all the rest she can get." said Twilight. The three of them carried Pinkie to the bed and placed her face up.

"So,are you two ready?" asked Twilight.

"Ready as I'll ever be." said Rainbow Dash.

"I was ready when this thing Started." said Applejack.

"Good." said Twilight.

"I'll keep an eye on Pinkie." said Applejack.

"Me and Rainbow Dash are going to go see how Rarity and Fluttershy are doing." said Twilight. The duo left the library to see if they were Ready.