The Urchin and The Diva

My little pony: The Urchin and the Princess

Disclaimer: Do not own MLP. If I did, I'd probably screw it up ^_^

Chapter 2: Entering a new world

Swirling lights and images flashed through Jack's mind as his eyes remained shut. He didn't want to open them, not out of fear of wondering where the heck he was; but out of the nauseous feeling that was within his stomach. Whatever had just happened to him; he felt like he was going to throw up! "Ugggghhh" Jack groaned aloud in pain as could feel warm sunlight hit his face. Shaking his head, he thought to himself "I need to get up".

"Aww, but the grass feels too comfortable" another side of him complained. "Screw you, I'm deciding what I do…wait, why am I arguing with myself" he thought. Opening his eyes slowly, Jack winced as he raised a hand to block the sunlight out of his eyes as he inhaled the morning air. The lush trees swayed in the…wait sec, trees? There were no trees in alleyways.

"Where the hell am I" Jack spoke aloud as he slowly sat up, wincing at the sick feeling. The last thing he had remembered was that he had stolen a diamond that was worth a few billion dollars, and was running away from gangster. Then there was a flash of light and…nothing. What had happened after he had taken the light? Remembering the diamond, he smiled lightly as he reached into his pack and removed it; as he held it up to the sun so he could admire it in the light.

Tossing it up and down lightly, proud of his theft; he remarked "Oh your defiantly going to get me towards living the high life, after I sell you to the right bidder". He sure was going to…going to… Remembering that he was supposed to figure out where he was, Jack slowly glanced around as he could see was in a forest. How did he get out in a forest? Crossing his arms, he mused "Perhaps I passed out and someone put me here or…or I got robbed and was dumped in central park…"

No, that was stupid. This defiantly wasn't central park, since he could see no buildings at all. Getting to his feet, Jack dusted himself off as he scratched his head. "Well, at least this place is nicer looking then home" he commented on the forest natural beauty. He could get used to being around someplace like this. Noticing a small path beset before him, he smiled as he started to follow it. "Well, wherever I am; I'll just follow this road and locate whoevers around".

As he walked, thoughts rushed through his mind. What was that purple light that engulfed him? It was a weird, tingly feeling that shot up through his body and it felt…well, comforting in some way. He didn't know why, but that's just how it felt at the time. Now he felt sick from whatever had happened to him" he thought as he gripped his stomach to keep himself from upchucking.

As he reached the outskirts of the forest, he smiled as he could see the exit ahead. "Great" he smirked, as he rushed towards the exit. He was eager to know if he was even in the same state. For all he knew, he could have been unconscious for days and be like on the other side of the U.S.! Reaching the exit, he blinked as he could see what looked like a town up ahead. Civilization! Awesome! Feeling like everything was going to be okay; he started to approach the town. As he got closer and closer, apprehension crept within him. This apprehension slowly shifted to worry and then to outright fear as he caught sight of the town's citizens.

Hiding behind a tree, Jack stared out at the inhabitants as he couldn't believe his eyes. Rubbing them, he remarked "I gotta be seeing things, th..This just isn't possible" he said slowly as he watched the exchange between a two four legged Equidae'd creatures. Wide eyes, manes, long tail, and…and wings and…a horn…it…

"No…no way" Jack stared, his eyes continuing to widen in a mixture of awe and fear. Horses…this entire town, were filled with horses. Or ponies. He couldn't tell. Jack knew horses had black, brown, and white fur but…these horses were all sorts of colors. Red, blue, green, yellow…what was with all the vibrant colors? It was completely unnatural and…and weird!

Some of them had wings, and horns…that meant that they were…umm. Putting a hand to his head, he tried to remember what they were called as he snapped his fingers. Pegasus and unicorns! That was it! But those things were myth, legend…freakin fairy tale crap! Was he in a storybook, or was he dreaming? He was defiantly thinking about voting for dreaming! Reaching up, he pinched himself.

"Ow" he grunted, as he rubbed his cheek. He felt pain so; did that mean he was not dreaming? Grunting, he wasn't satisfied as he slapped himself harder. He definitely felt that, so he knew he wasn't dreaming. Laughing weakly, he remarked "Oh man, he was in a town that was completely run by ponies! Ponies! Squinting his eyes, he couldn't see a single human in sight. A few of the ponies were wearing hats, or doing occupations that humans did. Perhaps that light had sent him into an alternative universe or world...

"Theirs other ideas…maybe I'm just crazy, or I'm on something really strong" he grunted, remembering how he had snuck a few beers last night. Sighing, he put a hand to his chin as he thought "Whatever the reason or how I got here, I need to find a way to get back to New York..or at least somewhere where humans reside".

Hearing a groaning sound, he blinked as he held his gut as he blushed lightly at the sound of his stomach growling. "First, I need to get some food" he thought. No sense worrying on an empty stomach. Spotting a stand of apples being sold, Jack smirked as he thought "Well, let's see if I can get some grub". Going behind a tree, he stared at the stand as he saw no one was operating it, apart from the two stallion's chatting in front of it.

Diving behind one tree to the next, Jack smirked as he let out a tiny gasp as one pony looked in his direction. Hiding, he peeked out to see that the stallion had glanced away again. Grinning, he dove behind the apple stand as he reached up slowly with an eager hand, as he gripped an apple. Snatching it outta sight, he brought it up to his mouth as he sniffed. Apples usually don't have much of a scent on first impression but this…wow! It smelled incredible.

Taking a bite, Jack sighed as he leaned against the stand as he thought "It's like the fruit of the freakin gods"! It was surprisingly filling, then again considering how he hadn't eaten in a good awhile, anything would taste good. He defiantly had to come back and get another sometime. As he finished it off, he decided one more wouldn't hurt.

WHAP! Jack froze as he felt a strong pressure grab his hand out of midair. A strong force yanked him up into sight, as he collided against the table as he stared at whatever had grabbed him. Eyes widening, he stared as a pony, wearing a cowgirl's hat; blonde mane in a pigtails style and orange fur stared back at him in equal shock. Judging from the look on her face, she was trying to determine what he was.

"What in sam hill are you" She spoke, a southern twang evident in her voice. Applejack had been running her stand, had stepped away for a moment when she noticed something snatch an apple from behind her stand. Not about to let some pony bum a free apple, she grabbed the..claw…thing and ripped it up, but..She didn't expect to see..see…whatever it was she was looking at. No hooves, its mane was extremely short, no fur or tail. It was wearing clothes…what was this thing?

"It spoke" Jack thought, terror racing through his mind as he tried to think of an explanation of how it was able to talk. Perhaps it was radiation, or this world allowed other ponies to talk. Or maybe he was just crazy. Gasping as he felt the ponies grasp on his hand tighten, she spoke "I'm not quite sure what you are, but I'm not about to let an apple thief just run away". Oh that did it, he had to get away! B..but how!

Staring at the other stallions, which were looking at him apprehensively, a devious idea came to mind as he thought to himself "Need a way out". Pointing behind Apple and the stallions dramatically, his eyes widened as his mouth gapped before shouting "What the hell is that"! Right when the ponies looked in that direction in shock, Jack smirked as he made his move. Ripping his hand free from the ponies grasp, he snatched an apple as he leaped over the stand and started running toward the town. "Suckers" he shouted, grinning!

"Why you good fer nothing" Applejack swore, growling that she had been tricked like that. Leaping over her stand, she gasped as she her one of her back hooves caught the edge of the table, causing her to go tumbling into the two stallions; ending up with a pony pile comprised of groaning, and pain.

Seem's running blind into town wasn't the smartest thing he had ever done, as ponies immediately began to point at him. What is that thing? Is it dangerous? What if it's a monster? Putting a hand to his chin, as the ponies were staring at him with a mixture of awe and fear; he thought "Maybe I should go out and say I'm a monster. Scare a few of em away". This was quickly stifled as he heard an angry shout from behind him. "Some pony grabs that thief" the cowgirl pony shouted as she was now charging towards him.

AJ had no idea what that thing was, but is sure as heck wasn't gonna make a fool outta her and get away with it! Spotting Dash up in the skies patrolling, she shouted "Hey Dash! Catch that thing"! She wasn't about to let some apple theft get away from her!

"Oh crap" Jack shouted at seeing the steaming cowpony, as he turned and started rushing through town! Charging straight ahead towards a group of ponies huddled in fear as he approached, he smirked as he saw one of em lower its back down as he covered his head in fear. "Perfect" Jack shouted as he leaped! Using his momentum, he landed a foot on the back as he used the boost to shoot himself up into the air.

This proved fatal on his part as something came flying outta nowhere, and collided with him; picking him up in mid-air.

Dash had been patrolling the skies that day, and practicing her speed. Nothing too special. When she started to hear shouting coming from the town below, the last thing she expected was to see some weird looking creature; running away from an enraged Apple Jack! When she heard for her to catch the thing, she smirked confidently as she zoomed in low and caught the thing in one of her hooves. (A/N:I don't know how they can catch things with hooves. It's cartoon logic, go with it O_O )

"Alright punk! You'd better apologize to my friend before I make you" a voice demanded angrily. Staring at what had caught him, he blinked as he found himself staring at a rainbow marred, and blue furred Pegasus. From how she spoke, she defiantly seemed the athletic type of pony. If she we're human, she'd probably be someone he might get along with.

Rainbow Dash looked the weirdo up and down. Defiantly wasn't a pony, had fingers or claws kinda like spike; but that was where any similarities ended really. It was like a furless monkey!

Realizing she was still flying straight ahead; Jack's eyes averred around as he looked for an escape route of some kind. Spotting it, his look of fear turned into arrogance as he flashed a cocky grin. "You know what" he spoke to the Pegasus.

Dash blinked in surprise, her confidence briefly stifled as she didn't expect the thing was capable of speech. "What" she demanded, her confidence returning just as fast. She raised a brow as the thing cocked a thumb up.

"Head's up" Jack answered simply, as he watched the Pegasus look up in confusion just in time to slam into a clothesline. Feeling her release him, Jack reached out a free hand as he gripped a clothesline and yanked. Feeling himself go down flying as he held on, he couldn't help but laugh at the adrenaline that the situation was providing him. Letting out a Tarzan call; he froze in terror as he could see he was heading straight towards a wall!

"Oooooohhhh Craaaaaaaaaaaaap" he shouted as he quickly swung himself around to his back would take the full blunt of the force! The momentum that carried him, smacked him against the wall with a thud! Letting go of the clothesline, Jake groaned as landed on his knees. "Oww…okay…I'm gonna feel that one later on" he grunted in pain as he raised his head, shaking it in pain. Man, maybe he just shouldn't have gotten out of bed today. He probably wouldn't even be in this situation!

"Their he is! Don't let him get away" Applejack shouted to Rainbow Dash, who had managed to untangle herself from the clothes! Now their we're two pissed off ponies who most likely wanted to wring the human's neck! AJ narrowed her eyes as she swore "Your gunna pay for that earlier".

"OOoo, that was not cool! No pony does that to me and gets away with it" Rainbow Dash declared as she spotted the thing! Whatever it was, it just humiliated her on the spot with that cheap ploy! It was so payback time!

"Not you two again" Jack swore as he got back up, and released he was on a side street! Rushing through the side street at high speed. Glancing at the flat walls, he looked up and noticed a high fence up ahead as well as a flag pole near the wall. Getting an idea, Jake jumped up, and kicked off the wall towards the other one. Kicking off that, he repeated the process until he reached the flag pole. Grasping it, he started to swing in a vertical movement as he heaved himself over the fence and back into the streets as he collided with another pony!

Twilight Sparkle was doing some shopping for more books, as she felt that she needed to expand her knowledge on spell casting. In fact, she had been looking through her library on spells that were strong enough to breach other universes, if such things even existed. As she trotted happily down the street, she blinked as she heard yelling coming from near the town square. "Huh, I wonder what's going..OOf" she gasped as something collided with her.

Groaning, she sat up rubbing the side of her head to see something was lying on her stomach. Staring hard at the short manned creature; her eyes widened as it slowly got up and she caught sight of the bipedal creature that. Was clothed, had a small mane and..its eyes were two different colors! What was this strange creature?

Jack blinked as he stared back at a multi purple manned…unicorn? "Time and place, time and place" Jack spoke aloud as he quickly got to his feet. Seeing that he had made her drop her books, he frowned as he thought "Well that was kinda dickish of me". Just as he was about to offer to pick them up for her, the familiar shout of the tomboy pegasus, and cow girl pony filled his ears. "Sorry" Jack shouted back to the unicorn as he took off running once more!

Twilight blinked in surprise as she saw Dash and AJ go running past her, chasing after the strange looking creature. "Girls" she asked aloud in shock. Quickly picking up her books with her magic, she put them into her knapsack as she started to run after the two.

"Don't they ever give up" Jack shouted aloud, as he could see a small market set up, with ponies shopping all over. "Maybe I can lose them in the crowd" Jack thought as he rushed towards into the market. As he approached the ponies, Jack shouted "OUTTA THE WAY"! Receiving shock stares, Jack rushed through the crowd. "Scuse me, gotta go..Ow..watch it! I don't like it when..oof! Stupid little" he grumbled aloud as he spun around ponies, leaped over stands and continued to bump into ponies.

Pinkie Pie hopped happily through the streets, giggling as she thought "Heh heh, where's a good hiding spot? Maybe I should hide in a barrel? No, too easy. How about behind a stand…or in a mail box! Oo that sounds fun and challenging" the energetic pony giggled as she stared around at the others around her. Rarity and her were playing a game of hide and seek for old time's sakes. Rarity was it! Soooo, now she had to find her.

"OOo, how bout a…WhooooAAAAAAAoooAAAAAAA" she gasped as she was sent into a cartoonish spin as something rushed past her at high speed. Surprised by the sudden movement, she giggled aloud; pleased by the sudden spin as she slowly came to a stop; her eye's spinning in a cartoonish manner. "Heh heh, that was fun" she announced as she spotted Jack running! "Ooooo, whose that? He looks funny! I bet he's alotta fun" she smiled as she started to hop after him; failing to notice her friends run past her.

Seeing the exit to the town, Jack let out a groan. He had only been here for five minutes, and already he had gone and pissed some people off..or ponies off. Something's for him never changed! Getting out of town was his best option for now. He had to lay low, maybe find a way to sneak back in at night and get some more of…Oof!

He let out a gasp a certain, grey furred; blonde Pegasus crashed into him. Being into a roll, Jack groaned as he landed on his back. "Three times in one day, what are the odds" Jack muttered as he sat up scratching the back of his head as she found himself staring at..Eyes that were looking in two different directions. "Uhhhh.." Jack stared as he looked at her in confusion. He was even more confused when the Pegasus reached into her bag, and stuffs a muffin into his teeth.

She then grinned silly like before flying up into the air. Watching her go, Jack took the muffin out as he called "Uhhh…thanks"? That certainly was nice of her…she seemed abit off though?

There's that critter!

Ooo, you're going down weirdo!

Wait, don't hurt it! I need to find out what it is!

Heh heh, we're chasing a funny looking monkey!

"Not again" Jack shouted, as he quickly got back up and ran out into the forest! Great, out here again in some unknown location. Well, town was no better but at least the place was civilized. Or at least he thought it was until he found himself being chased by some of its residents. Ducking behind some of the trees, he watched as the ponies continued running up the path past him.

"Girl's, what's going on here? What was that thing" Twilight asked in exasperation as she trotted up to three of me. All she had planned for today was to go out, and shop for some new book of spells. The last thing she expected to do today was to be chasing some bipedal creature around town. Noticing the enraged looks on AJ's and Dash's faces, Twi raised a brow as she asked "Umm, are you two alright"?

"Alright? Oh I'll be alight as soon as I get my hooves on that apple thief! He went and stole a couple apples from my stand earlier today, and when I went to grab him; the whole stand collapsed" she grunted as she kicked some dust aside aggravated. Usually she was a very mellow pony that was until something tried to steal from her and try and get away with it. Staring at the ground, her anger subsided as a part of her tried to reason. "Maybe it was starving, and just ran when you got angry" she thought. "Well, he still should have payed for those apples" she thought back.

"That stupid monkey thing made me look like a foal when it tricked me into flying into a clothesline; blinding me and sending me sprawling" Dash admitted, though she wasn't about to admit that she flew into the clothesline herself. She had a reputation to keep up after all. Whilst she was mad at whatever it was that ran, she had to admit it was pretty athletic. Those we're some sick move it was pulling for something that had no wings! "Doesn't mean that I like it" she quickly corrected.

"What are you ponies talking about? I think that the monkies alotta fun" Pinkie giggled as she trotted up to the group. She couldn't help but wonder what is was though? Hmm..It had no tail, wings. Its mane was messy and black, whilst it wore multiple clothes over tan skin. Ooo! Ooo, its eyes we're two different colors! Like a cat! That was silly! Maybe it was a large cat with no whiskers, fur or claws?

"Fun or no fun, it needs to take responsibility for stealing property" AJ informed as she kept a sharp eye out for any sign of the thing. If it was in this forest, it wouldn't get very far! She'd find him! Walking forward a few feet, she spoke "Spread out and look around, I'm sure he's here".

Watching the ponies from a safe tree, Jack slid down the tree trunk, as he spoke "Not likely country pony. I'm not that easy to catch". So, they had names? Well, he shouldn't be surprised really with that since this place was defiantly a society of some kind. Smiling, he remarked "Just gotta sneak away for a while, find a way back home and…".

He was cut off by a cry of pain, as he looked around widely for the source of pain. "Where's that coming from" Jack asked to himself. Hearing the cry again, he started to follow the source of it as he said softly "Keep calling out loud, I'll find whatever you are". Spotting a small clearing beyond a group of bushes, he started to make his way through them.

Fluttershy winced as she looked down at her reddened hoof. Fluttershy had been gathering some flowers here in the woods, when she noticed that a weakened tree branch that was about to fall on a family of moles. Feeling her animal protective instincts kick in, she rushed in and saved them; but her hind leg was caught under the trunk. She didn't dare move it, as she was afraid that it would cause more pain to it; but she couldn't go anywhere!

So, she resorted to calling out; hoping that some pony would be nearby to help her out. Wincing as she felt the pain increase, she bit back tears. Well, as long as the moles were safe; it was worth it. She just had to find a way to get herself out now. Hearing something rustle in the bushes, she looked up as she sighed in relief. Some pony had found her! "Oh thank you so much, I don't know what I'd do if you…you".

She was rendered speechless as an animal that she had never seen before stepped into view. Observing its odd appearance; she thought "I wonder what it is". Was it dangerous? Maybe it wasn't here to help her. Maybe it had come here to eat her! Eeping in fear at this thought, she closed her eyes as she looked away; praying that if there was anything decent in this dangerous animal; that it would make it quick!

Jack stared in surprise at the flinching, pink marred Pegasus as he noticed its leg trapped under a large branch. Noticing her whimpering state, and how she was now hiding her head under her hooves; he sighed as he stepped up to her. She was obviously trapped, and in a lot of pain from the branch. Even if she was afraid of him, right thing to do would be to get the branch off of her. Leaning down, he gripped the side of the heavy branch; as he hefted it off of her. "Grrrrrrrrr" he grunted as moved it off. Seeing her still in fear, he sighed as he muttered "Well, theirs my good deed for the day". Hearing someone approach, he snapped "So much for karma" as he rushed into the bushes ahead.

No longer feeling pain, Fluttershy blinked as she slowly opened her eyes. What had happened? Seeing her leg was now free, she gasped lightly as she saw the branch had been moved off of her and the creature was no longer in sight. Coming to the easy conclusion, she slowly smiled. "That was awfully nice of it,…Oh I shouldn't have been so afraid of it" she said softly as she heard her friends approach.

"Oh where has she gone? I told her that this game wouldn't be a lot of fun in my good dress, and I told her to let me go home and change at least; but did she listen? No, she did not" Rarity sighed as she shook her head to the side. Pinkie had been missing for a while now, and apparently forgot to tell that you could hide anywhere! That made finding her a lot more difficult since she could be anywhere at all.

Rarity had been wandering around for a while now, and hadn't payed attention to where she was going. Now she was outside of town at a cliffside, where below the sea raged. Smiling lightly, she breathed "Well, at least it is a rather lovely day out" she admitted as she tried to reason with herself. Inhaling the afternoon sea air, she stared out over the ocean.

It certainly looked beautiful on a day like this. The sea was boundless after all. Just like love. Realizing she was thinking of that subject again, she blushed lightly as she started speaking aloud. "Well, I'm not to say I'm desperate for love; I'm just saying it would be a nice thing to have in my life. After the disappointing truth of Prince Blueblood; perhaps I should start searching around Equestrian for any pony that is…similar or seems like a good choice".

She wasn't selfish…well, not completely selfish. She'd settle for a countrified pony with buck teeth, acne and… Making a face at the image, she said "Okay, maybe not any pony". Now she was sounding shallow. Beauty after all wasn't just based on outward appearance. "Although in my experience, it helps" she thought to herself. The most handsome of ponies can sometimes turn out to be a complete jerk after all.

Now the pony she was searching for. Why he had to have some good qualities, and not just appearance wise! Oh no, there was much more to it than that. Let's see…outspoken, that was a given. She didn't want to be with some pony who didn't speak his mind. Brave!Oh yes, he defiantly had to be brave in the face of great danger! Maybe educated! Playful or perhaps even bit mysterious. She did like stallions that were a mystery! It added more attractiveness to him!

As she continued to list the qualities of what sort of stallion she would like to date in her head, Rarity was interrupted as suddenly something came running out of the bushes and collapsed onto its knees. She couldn't get a very good look at it, but from the way it was hunched over ad how it was pantin loudly; it seemed a lot like a wild dog creature. "St..stay back" Rarity shuddered as being eaten by a wild dog was the one way she didn't want to go! However, watching where she was stepping probably would have been the smart thing to do as she suddenly tripped and fell backwards screaming down the side of the cliff wall.

Freefalling in fear, she reached out with a free hoof as she grasped a large pointy rock as she held on for dear life! Griping it, she gaped as she struggled to hold on, but found it difficult. Whilst she was one of the many beautiful types of unicorn in Equestrian, that didn't help much in the strength department. "OH, this isn't good! Please, some pony help" she called out, resorting to shouting. Perhaps her voice would be carried far enough for some pony to come to her air.

But, maybe she could get herself out! She was only a few inches away from the cliff edge! Attempting to reach up with a free hoof, she it turned out to be much harder then it appeared. "Oh I can't reach it" she complained as her free hoof fell backwards. "Please, I need help" Rarity insisted!

Almost immediately after her call, something loomed down over her at the edge of the cliff. The sunlight shrouded the person's appearance so she couldn't make out what it was, but it was shaped in the form of that wild dog! Had it come to finish her off? Tensing up in fear, the last thing she expected was for it to reach down with an extended hand.

"Grab on" It shouted, its abit gruff but young. Rarity stared at the hand in shock. It wanted to save her? But, why? Wasn't it here to eat her alive? "Do you wanna die or something? Take my hand" the creature demanded, impatience crept into its voice.

Feeling her own ire rise, she shot back "I lack the strength to reach you with my other hoof".

"So you would rather drop to your death, then try and lift your hoof? That's pretty pathetic" the dog snorted in annoyance.

That last statement did not sit well with Rarity. She was NOT pathetic! She would prove it! Feeling strength she did not know she possessed, she reached up with her free hoof and took his hand. The creature grunted as he pulled, and she found herself having to use her own strength to help herself up! She..She was really put off that this creature would save her like this, as she made it back up. Panting, she looked down at her dress. It was now completely dirty, and covered in mud! Ruined! But…at least she was alive.

"Thank you for saving my li…" Rarity stated to say as she could now see what it was that had saved her, causing her to stare. IT wasn't a dog that much was certain. Its hair was a complete mess. Cheeks we're covered in dirt and it wore strange clothes that she didn't think was made in Equestrian style. But the most alluring feature was his eyes. One was an aqua blue, the other a forest green. It was completely mismatched and went against what Rarity liked since she preferred order and neatness, and yet. This was interesting.

"Wow.." she gaped, not knowing what else to say. The creature looked at her apprehensively, looking offended.

"What? I got something on my face" it asked, not liking being stared at like he was some kinda freak.

"Oh no, I simply.." Rarity started to say when suddenly they were attacked! Or he was attacked in this case.

The creature gasped as suddenly a rope was tied around his waist, completely trapping him. Immediately the creature got up as he tried to struggle and breaks himself free; but that only made the rope tighter. Turning around, it let out oof as it was bucked in the chest and onto his back as he hit the ground hard; the force knocking him out.

"That'll teach you" Rainbow Dash snorted as she smirked proudly at her task. She said she'd get back at it, and she did!

"Finally got him roped, and when he wakes up he's gonna answer some questions" Applejack said, as she came in holding the end of the rope that tied up the creature. Staring at Rarity, she gasped "Rarity? Are you alright? It didn't hurt you did it"? She was surprised by the burst of anger on Rarity's usual delicate features.

"Why did you do that? Whatever it was, it just saved my life" Rarity shouted angrily! Taking a furious step towards the two as the others came to join, she said "I almost fell off this cliff, but this thing pulled me up and saved me when it could have killed me! Now, you just went and knocked out the…the…" She paused as she looked down at the unconscious being and asked what every pony had been asking all day.

What is it anyway?