do the pinkie pie rock

by Derpylicious

Rating: teen
Tags: Slice of Life, Sad
Length: 2180

being the happiest pony in Equestria you would think is easy for this little pony because her cutiemark says so...or does it...

Being the happiest pony in Equestria you would think is easy for this little pony, because her cutiemark says so…or does it….?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-02-27 16:37:58 UTC

chapter one

“And then you roll down the hill like so”

pinkie glided down the hill with applejack and twilight in pursuit giggling  and squealing with happiness

“oh pinkie we should really do this more often I love hanging out with you”

“yeah sugar cube you are good at entertaining friends and making them happy!” applejack smiled

“well that is my special talent” she said flashing her cutie mark into her friends line of sight “see you tomorrow guys!”

when pinkie got home ,waving to everypony she saw on her way and bouncing cheerfully, she made it to her apartment above sugercube corner avoiding Mr. and Mrs. Cake  like the plague as she knew they where busy and as soon as she closed and locked the door her hair went flat and she started drag her hooves on the floor on the way to the bathroom muttering to herself quietly just like she did every day coming home to her empty life in her flat over the backery.

She filled the sink and then perched on the side of the bath she grabbed a bar of soap and damping her flank before scrubbing it furiously  whit the white bar, teeth clenched and she watched the blue , pink and yellow paint run away to revile a cutie mark that was just a picture of a pile of rocks being crushed by a pink hoof.

Now the tears came. as they always did at this time off day.

she wept and wept and wept and then stopped to remember her long gone granny pie who had taught her to smile, smile, smile and to giggle at the ghosties when in doubt. And had taught her rhymes. She remembered one now.

"And into her own reflection she stared, yearning for one whose reflection she shared, and solemnly sweared not to be scared, at the prospect of being doubly mared" she muttered to herself before punching the filled sink in frustration , hurting her hoof, and sobbing into her hooves, once more.

She had had enough. walked into her room and packed one carefully stitched dress (rarity had made her) a bushel of Red rosy  apples (applejack had given her) a book called maps of Equestria (that twilight had given her) put gummy in his cage (that fluttershy had made to fit him perfectly ) and the letters RD had sent her from her family visit to cloudsdale. all of the possessions made her almost change her mind.but she had to do it, she just needed to pack all the things she would need to keep her going.

she walked into her back yard yet again avoiding the cake's She looked up to see a gray Pegasus blowing bubbles and giggling whit her purple filly into the twilight atmosphere

“Derpy will you give me a lift”  said pinkie, her eyes filling whit tears  the gray mare moved her eyes down

“why is your hair flat pinkie pie?” asked the small purple unicorn on Derpy’s back clinging to her mane

“I’m leaving ponyville dinky its not where I belong. It never was.”

chapter two

she saw the question in the filly's eyes, the filly she had foal sat when she was younger and realised she had to tell her "yes dinky..."frowned pinkamena "to the rock farm I grew up on"

"wait ,pinkie I cant take you THAT far! beside I'm a MAIL MARE not a taxi service I don't understand why you would ask me!"

"because I know you wont tell ANYPONY, and NOPONY can no , do you understand?!" said pinkamena.

Derpy sighed and looked at the ground "alright , where is this farm?"

Pinkamena smiled "near fillydelphia, on the rode up there is a little house that's it"

they flew threw the night as Derpy had to be back in ponyville  by the next morning so nopony would know what was up or that it was her who took Pinkamena to the farm.

"why could you have not took the train" questioned Derpy.

"Because people would see me walking through town and remember I know EVERYPONY in ponyville so if anyone on the train spotted me leaving..." Pinkamena's eyes again filled whit tears but she could not let dinky and derpy see her, so she had to wipe her eyes and sit up.

"pinkie,I understand I had to run away from my home in canterlot" said Derpy  as If this was an everyday thing.

"what?, canterlot!" pinkamena was shocked she had never really taken notice of Derpy's problems but even so she did not expect anything like this!

"yep. I was as you can understand I was the ditzy one. my sisters, all 3 of them, where very academic one got her cutiemarks in maths, another in writing, and the other in magic. so you can imagine when mine popped up they where not impressed" giggled Derpy with a little lean to the side.

"wait...magic but Derpy your a pegasus pony..."  Pinkamena said confused.

"yes But my sisters are not. I am  the only pegasus sister my mother was a unicorn and my father was a pegasus that is why Dinky is a unicorn" Dinky was asleep now slumped over her mother flank "she is why I had to run away when I found out I was pregnant whit my little muffin" said Derpy a tear in her eye.

"ummm...Derpy...do you not mind me asking....about..."Pinkamena started.

"the father?" Derpy finished. Pinkamena nodded.

"okay pinkie its your turn not to tell ANYPONY! I was...Ra-attacked...when I was young and my parents would not believe me so when I found out I was pregnant I had to move as fast as I could" Derpy landed on the floor, she needed a break.

she sat and cried , Pinkamena put her hoof round her neck and derpy pulled her into a tearful hug.

"why are you crying mummy?" Dinky yawed.

"I just tripped and hurt myself that's all, muffin" she scooped up her daughter into a big hug.

"well as long as your ok now mummy" dinky smiled.

they had to pick up their pace after that almost rushing but soon the farm was in site and derpy swooped down to land a second time. Pinkamena thanked Derpy and gave her a few bits for her trouble and waved to her and her purple filly.

she walked slowly up the path to the door of her old home where she spent so many years  what was she doing? how could she do it? would her family think she had abandoned then all those years ago? she was scared, worried she had so many emotions as well as excitement and nostalgia so she took a deep breath and knocked on the door.  and it was opened by a petite gray mare.

"pinkamena? is that you? OH MY CELESTIA! MUM DAD COME QUICK ITS PINKAMENA!" cried Blinky.

Pinkamena stood there stunned they seemed happy after all she had done, running away, staying in her room for days at a time, disappointing and worrying  them! whay where they pleased? why was she forgiven?

chapter three

"oh Pinkamena, is it TRULY you?" her mother sighed

"yes, I-I think it is...." pinkie pie muttered confused and bewildered

The gray mare galloped to the bottom of the stairs and bellowed up them, causing a second set of hooves to clatter down the steps.

"PINKAMENA! IT'S YOU! IT'S REALLY YOU!" exclaimed a light blue mare throwing herself at Pinkamena, nearly shattering her ribs.

Then Pinkamena heard two more sets of hoof steps enter the living room, "that's strange" she thought, her sisters and parents had already entered the room

"mummy, whose that?" a small voiced piped up.

Pinkamena looked up to see a green  unicorn stallion with orange hair with his hoof round a little filly with an orange mane and light blue coat.

"That, Dinky, is your Aunty Pinkie!" smiled Blinky standing next to the filly "and Pinkie, this is my filly, and my husband, nightlight"

"awwww, Dinky is so cute" she stopped short of telling them about Derpy's child, she dident want to mention home.

NO! this was her home she would not let anything in ponyville ruin her life here.

It was a nice night, Dinky sat on her knee and they told her about every thing (which living on a rock farm wasn't much) and showed her nightlight and Blinky's wedding photos, Binky clearly and heavily pregnant. The rest was just holiday photos and such. Soon it was morning.

"we better catch up on sleep, little Filly's need their rest" said sue as she picked up Dinky the filly fell straight asleep.

"where will pinkie sleep?" inquired Inky.

"...what about the sofa?" pinkie suggested.

So that is where she slept, well if by sleep you mean lie uncomfortably and feel a little queasy, she slept pretty well.

She got up to get some water and trotted into the kitchen filling the nearest glass she could find before downing it in one.

"watcha doing sweet?" giggled a sinister voice behind her. She spun round to see nightlight standing there, a wide smile on his face.

"OH!, you scared me there I was just getting a drink, sorry if I woke you" she apologised.

"oh , don't be sorry..." he kept smiling, and this unnerved her.

"well goodnight then!" she smiled and  tried dash past him But his hoof pushed her back into the corner she had come out of.

"arrrrr! what was that for?!"she snapped, teeth clenched.

he said nothing. he forced her onto the ground and pinned her down. she struggled but he was stronger than her.

"PLEASE! SOMEPONY HELP ME!"  she screamed , still wriggling form his grip. she shut her eyes and took a deep breath, she had to stop struggling, this was it she could not escape. what would happen to her? would she become pregnant like Derpy? would no one believe her like Derpy?

"what is that dear?" pinkie heard Inky say coming down the stairs. this was her chance.

"INK-!" he shut his hoof over her mouth and flipped her over so she was on top of him, and in a very compromising position.

"please lady, I have a wife you know!" he was a good actor, so Inky believed him.

"YOU,YOU BITCH!" she screeched. pinkie had climbed off him and ran to the door to the living room door

"HOW DARE YOU!" she continued angrily before she stomped into the living room, picking up Pinkies bag and gummy's cage. passing them to pinkie a tear brimming in her eye "how COULD you...?" she picked up her bags.

as she walked out the back door nightlight whisper in her ear "Blinky always keeps still and quiet..." the words turned her sick, and only one people she knew could help was, her friends.

chapter 4

"oh...my..." fluttershy reacted when pinkie pie told them everything that lunch time. she had took a train this time and got back ten times faster than she had left. a good thing as she really needed help from her friends

"If I ever meet that worthless stallion! I...I will..."  said rainbow dash readying her hoofs as if about to fight and nearly exploding from her anger.

"cool down sugercube" applejack sternly said to rainbow dash. "although I would join you if I had the chance" she then muttered

Rarity simply cringed "what are you wearing..." Rarity was now full scrunchy nose.

pinkie pie had no paint to cover her cutie mark, so had thrown a ragged dress over her, she had purchased at the station to hide her flank. could she show them? would they understand?  there. she sighed and pulled it off then flashed her true mark to her friends.

"oh...my..."

"this is why I left I have lied to you all these years" pinkie pie sobbed

" well your not applejack, the element of honesty after all" joked rainbow dash, twilight giving her a stern look.

"yes, but I am a silly pony!" pinkie sniffled. applejack now looking royally ticked off.

"right lets get going to canterlot RIGHT NOW!" twilight bent down and her horn started to glow, radiating a warm light,  the next thing pinkie knew she was in the front entrance to the canterlot palace. pinkie stood starteld

"yes,yes, I did teleport you now lets go!" babbled twilight trotting into the palace. she was not going to waste time

"twilight...you did not organise anything before we left..." pinkie gasped.

"no I did not and I feel sick thinking about it now, so don't BUCKING IRRITATE ME! LETS GO!" .

it took little time to win over celestia's help. pinkie had never seen her angry, and Luna was fuming.

"HE ATTEMPTED TO DEFILE THEE?!" Luna shouted full canterlot voice mode.

"uhhh-" started the startled pink pony

"WE HAVE HEARD A SUFFICIENT AMOUNT!" Luna then immediately teleported them all including celestia to the farm. she galloped to the door bucking it as hard as she could. but stopped as soon as she entered the room, the other pony's entered sheepishly. in the middle of the room, was 5 pony's...

...and a coffin.