Screw You, You, You, and You.
Twilight was at the edge of defeat. Her house was a disaster, yelling was everywhere, and she just wanted to kill everypony. Then, a pie hit her on the head, and she exploded of anger.
------------------Three Days Earlier-------------------
It was a abnormal day in the Everfree forest, as deep in the paths now lay a large steaming crater filled with different ponies knocked out. One was mint Green maned and dark haired female earth pony with a cutie mark of a tree. Another was a yellow-golden male pegasus with a black mane and a cutie mark of the Statue of Liberty. Then there was a light red blue maned male unicorn with a Elephant cutie mark, next to a light blue red maned male unicorn with a Donkey cutie mark. Next there was a brown, black maned female pegasus with a cutie mark of an old paper called the constitution. Finally there was a black-brown male earth pony with a cutie mark of a swastika.
The group barely moved, as the yellow golden one slowly came to. He looked around bewildered, and saw the others around him.
"Dammit Republican..." he said in a tired tone.
A couple others began to stir as well. The green earth pony stood up and looked around.
"I was so close to getting attention..." She muttered as she looked at the trees, "At least this place is not ruined by people."
The yellow golden pony stood up, and said "Alright, everyone up, come on Republican and Democrat, don't stay asleep forever Nazi. We need to figure out what happened... Constitution, come on!"
the group slowly stood up, as the Donkey cutie-marked unicorn presumably called Democrat said "What did you do Libertarian?!"
The yellow golden pony whose name was Libertarian replied "I didn't, you and Republican did it."
The Pony with the elephant cutie mark, Republican, stood you and replied "It was you third parties trying to take over that did this."
Libertarian raised his hoof, "Let's not start bickering yet, first we need to get our bearings straight, like we SHOULD have the budget."
Republican grumbled, as the pegasus with the paper cutie mark named Constitution said, "All right Libertarian, I can see we are ponies... and we still can talk, so I presume were in Equestria."
The swastika cutie-marked pegasus whom was still lying down said "We should have banned bronies to begin with, they were the ones who sent us here..."
Everyone immediately replied "Shut up Nazi, no one loves you." and in reply Nazi groaned and lied back down.
Constitution spoke up, "Although that Brony did say he was sending us to equestria to test our abilities to survive if we were single beings."
Green walked up to constitution, "I remember that too, there was a huge debate, and some nerd guy brony came in and said he was forming us into ponies and sending us here."
Republican replied, "Great, how's your gay marriage for you know?"
Libertarian replied, "Shut up about that, everyone has rights." while Democrat held his tongue for a second.
Then a second later Democrat replied to Republican, "Why did you want people to have guns? so they could make us do this?"
"Shuuuuuut uuuuuuup." Said Green, as she walked off.
Libertarian followed after, "Were are you going?!"
Green replied, "We need to make progress somehow, I say we find other ponies."
Constitution followed up, and Libertarian shrugged and followed.
"Come up Republican," said Democrat, "Grab Nazi on the way, will yah?"
Republican replied, "Why can't you get him?"
"I can get myself!" said Nazi as he went on ahead of Republican and Democrat, "Darn Unicorns."
Although, little did they notice, they were being followed by a mint green pony with a mangled mane and a cutie mark of a Swastika, Statue of Liberty, Tree, and Fist.
An hour or so of walking down the path in the sunny day with slight bickering went by, until Green came through some bushes to what appeared to be a cottage.
"What did you find Green?" asked Constitution
Green replied, "Civilization, sort of. Whoever lives here knows how to live by nature unlike all of you."
Libertarian pushed aside some bushes, "Hmm, we should asked if anyone's home."
And somehow, that sentence caused a huge debate among the group over Global warming and abortion, so Libertarian and Constitution sighed and trotted toward the cottage.
They came up to what appeared to be a back door, and minding the animals, knocked on the door. In doing so they received a squeak, and a "W-w-who's there?"
"Strangers!" Said Libertarian, as constitution hit his shoulders and said, "We come in peace."
The door slowly opened, revealing Fluttershy, who said "Do you need something?"
"Yes, could you kindly inform of us this world we were plopped into." Said Libertarian.
Suddenly, Democrat flew into the ground behind Libertarian and Constitution, and Republican came charged after him with Green hanging on his tail and Nazi chasing after yelling some racial insults.
Fluttershy stared in confusion at the group and said, "Oh, are you all from that cult in the Everfree?"
Libertarian replied "What? No!"
Nazi then looked at Fluttershy ready to say something nasty, but no words of nastiness came to mind, other than Beautiful. He at this point was much like Spike the first time he saw Rarity. So he said "Uh, After were done here, would you like to protest minorities with me?"
Fluttershy stared blankley, "I don't know?"
"Do you have a phone?" asked Constitution.
"Uh, I don't know.." started Fluttershy.
Democrat then snapped, "DID YOUR RACE INVENT TELEPHONE TECHNOLOGY OR NOT?!"
Fluttershy backed away with eyes watering, and Nazi turned to Democrat, "SHUT YOUR F***ING STUPID A** BULS***ER AND LEAVE THAT BEAUTIFUL YELLOW PEGASUS ALONE!!!!!"
Everyone stared at Nazi, and passed out from him defending someone, I mean pony.
