Discord's Stone Imprisonment

Curse all of Equstria and the ponies who absolutely ADORE Celestia herself OR Luna those FOOLS. I am just so angry. When I tried to cast that time freeze spell it backfired! I stayed completely frozen throughout the ENTIRE night. Why can't Celestia see the good chaos does? It gives you a ton of power and is so HILARIOUS! Have you seen the silly little ponies sneezing ans acting all funny?THAT is the great of chaos. If only someone will understand me like Merpone. If I could only be with him. I also need some REAL person to talk to and not a dumb book that wont answer me BACK!!!

Hello Discord

You're answering back?!? How are you able to do that?

Ha ha ha you see, I am not your book but PRINCESS Celestia. I have come to tell you that you have been moved to the statue garden and will now be a piece of the Museum of Equestrian Artwork and History. Would you like to say a few words?

WOULD I! YOU ARE THE MOST HORRID BEAST I HAVE EVER LAID EYES ON! I WILL GET OUT AND TURN ALL OF EQUESTRIA EVIL! JUST YOU WAIT! WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE YOU WILL BE DEAD YOU HEAR ME?!? DEAD!

Bye Discord!

Can you believe it! She just told me that I've been moved well I clearly saw that I was being moved dumb Celestia. I will get my revenge. What does she think I am? BLIND? Surely not. If I were blind then how come I am able to talk to you then huh? I may or may NOT be going crazy. If only i could...

Discord..do you want me to make your book talk?

Maybe..

Okay then

Hi Discord! I'm your book! Here to make you feel better!

Are you really my book? If so, then what did I think (sarcastically) Celestia thought I was? Hmm!?!

Blind

Yes! It really is you! Well..as you know Celestia is the most wretched pony I have ever seen! I am a great and powerful ruler who cannot be stopped! If only there was someway I could break out.

Don't be sad Discord! I'll put you to sleep and when you wake up, you'll be free. 1..2..

Wait.What?NO!!!!!

3!*POOF*

From that day on Discord slept and slept for centuries. Until one day...