"You sure he won't wake up?"

"Shh! He will if ya'll don' hush up!"

"Okay, okay! So which one of us goes first? We can't do this at the same time."

"Nuh uh, ah know yer tricks Dash. We do this fair n'square at the same time. Or d'ya think ya'll ain't up for the challenge?"

"Fine, I'll do it your way, and I'll still win! You'll see!"

Though your eyes are still closed, you know you're no longer alone as you can clearly hear the 'whispering' of Rainbow Dash and Applejack as they attempt to quietly make their way to the bed. The levels of their voices didn't wake you up, though; the loud hoofsteps of the two mares and the loud bang the door made as it flew open probably woke every living creature on the farm. Still, your curiosity gets the better of you and you pretend to still be asleep, and before long you feel the sides of the bed sag down as the two mares climb onto either side of you.

You feel one of the girls suddenly grab your crotch through the sheets. "Whoa there, slow down there." you hear Applejack hiss. "Ya'll trying to wake him up?"

"Oh, you think you're some expert? What would you do?" Dash shoots back.

"Like this." Applejack says softly. You then feel the AJ slowly slide the sheets aside, revealing your semi-hard cock to both mares. Without hesitation your lover grasps your shaft between her hooves and gently strokes it to full hardness in mere moments.

Rainbow Dash snorts impatiently. "Hey, what happened to doing this at the same time? Move over!" she hisses while reaching out. The pegasus is definitely more aggressive than Applejack is and you can't help but let out a muffled grunt of discomfort from her roughness.

Applejack chuckles in confidence. "Ya ready t'give up there?" she asks, smelling victory close by.

"Pfft, I'm just getting started. Watch and learn." Dash says. You feel a set of hooves remove themselves from your shaft, but they're soon replaced by an extremely soft, pleasant feeling that wraps around your cock. Daring to take a quick peek, you see that Rainbow has wrapped one of her wings around your shaft and is gently flexing it to massage it. "Ha! Who's the better mare now?"

"Hey, t'ain't fair! Ya'll are hogging all'a him." Applejack says. Rainbow ignores her friend's griping, and as Applejack quickly thinks of what to do next she sees that the top portion of your shaft is free. Not wasting any time, she positions her head over your cock and engulfs the flared head in her mouth, going straight to sucking on it while using her tongue to tease the underside of it.

You grit your teeth and clench your eyes shut as pretending to be asleep is now a challenge. Applejack already knows exactly how to get you off with just her mouth, but now that you have Rainbow Dash stroking your shaft with her wing it won't be long before you cum. Either mare's technique would get you off for sure, but both at the same time was too much for any stallion to handle. However, you feel Rainbow beginning to slow down her wingjob, and soon you hear a grunt of discomfort as Dash removes her wing from your cock.

"Rrg! Stupid wing cramp. Hold on a second, lemme switch sides." Dash says.

Applejack mumbles something in protest, but the vibrations from AJ's mouth are just the thing needed to finally send you over the edge. You bit your lip to stop from groaning out loud as your cock begins twitching and your cum shoots up into Applejack's waiting mouth. The surprise of your orgasm catches Applejack off guard but she manages to keep your cock in your mouth and catch every last drop. Once you finish shooting your load into her mouth, she gently sucks the tip of your cock to get every last bit of your cum before finally lifting her head and opening her mouth to show the shocked rainbow pegasus what she just got before closing her mouth and swallowing your seed.

"Heh, looks like ah won." she smirks.

"B-b-but... but it wasn't fair! I was about to... he... I wasn't ready!" Dash protests.

"Nuh uh, ya'll lost fair an' square. 'Sides, this was YOUR idea, missy." AJ points out.

You hear Rainbow Dash mumble something not fit for fillies but she begins moving around. You can't tell exactly what she's doing and you can't risk opening your eyes, but you eventually figure out that somepony is now straddling your still erect crotch. The touch of somepony's crotch against your cock gives a suggestion of what is about to happen, but the voice of the pony throws you a curve ball.

"Do I really have to?" you hear Dash whine. Her voice is clearly coming from just above you, and Applejack's answer coming from the side of the bed.

"Rules are rules, Rainbow." she says.

Thoroughly confused, you can only wait to see what happens next. You feel Dash shuffle her body a little as Applejack reaches out and guides your cock to its next target. This makes no sense to you; why would the loser of their 'contest' be the one who gets to fuck you? But when you feel where your cock is now pressing up against your eyes snap open and you can't help crying out in shock and surprise.

"Whoa! What the...?" you sputter, unable to stop yourself.

Rainbow Dash and Applejack jump in surprise as they realize that you may not have been asleep after all. Unfortunately for Rainbow, the surprise of hearing your voice causes her hind legs to slip, and as gravity takes over both you and her open your mouths in silent shock as she impales herself on your cock...

...with her ass.

"OH BUUU-" Rainbow Dash cries out.

With lightning fast reflexes, Applejack quickly muffles Dash's mouth with her hoof. While Dash may be in pain, you can't help but admit that her tight ass feels amazing wrapped around your cock; the tightness and heat you are feeling absolute bliss. The only thing stopping you from thrusting in and out, though, is the continued muffled cries from Rainbow Dash.

"Ow ow owowow! D-don't move!" Dash cries out.

"What in Celestia's name is going on?" you ask, looking to Applejack for an answer.

"N-n-nothin'! Ah mean... we were jus'... ah'right, we made a bet that whichever one o'us couldn' make ya cum would have t'lose their anal virginity t'night." AJ finally admitted.

AJ's slightly slurred speech and hazy eyes show that the earth pony is still slightly drunk, and if she still is then Rainbow is definitely still under the influence of the alcohol she had earlier. Shaking your head at the lengths these two went to, you gently help Rainbow Dash off of your cock and lay her down next to you. She's still crying from being impaled so roughly, so you offer her a light kiss on the muzzle to help calm her down.

"H-hey, no fair..." Applejack pouts. Not wanting to forget your new fiance, you motion for her to lay down on the other side of you. She quickly jumps into bed next to you, cuddling up against your body and nuzzles your neck.

Turning to Rainbow Dash, you see that the rainbow pegasus is already fast asleep. "Heh, looks like she's already aslee-" you start to say, but as you turn back to AJ you find that she's asleep as well. Both mares breathe softly against you, and though it feels like a dream come true to have these two beautiful mares sleeping next to you, you know that you're going to have some explaining to do once they wake up. All you can hope is that they remember their silly bet when they wake up and save you the trouble of having to explain why Rainbow's anus will most likely be extremely sore.

Sighing, you decide to not worry about that mess now and decide to call it a night yourself. You give Dash a quick kiss on the forehead and give Applejack a longer, soft kiss on her lips. "Goodnight, you two." you say before closing your eyes and falling asleep once more, this time not being awoken by two mares trying to make you cum.

Author's Note

Heh, drunken shenanigans...