RAINBOW SPARKLE SPARKLE

Chapters

Fluttershy has a gun
the hedge
pinkie pie is a secret agent
RAINBOW SPARKLE
Twilight sparkle kills everyone

Fluttershy has a gun

Fluttershy was by her cotage when.

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Interupted her peaceful day.Suddenly nazi trrops from stalliongrad descnded from the sky and starting to kill the animals. Fluttershy took out her ak47 and started sniing them out of the sky. But one snukc up on her and she slit his throat with her knife.Tnhey all dieded and Flutershy became a hero.

Years passed and flutershy defended the forest with her ak. Many ponys challengde her for her positiona s deferde of the f9orest but she just mowdd dow all of them. She killed celestia herself when she went to visi her fores.

one day /fluttersbhy looked out and sy tha she had killed everypoyn. she was sad and realized that kn her paranoia SHE HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP. rainbow dhas zombie said it was ok and hey had zombnioe party.

the hedge

the hedge was a dark and evil place and it was so evil that i had another name that nopony ev er said because if you said it bad theings would happen because it was evil. one day scootaloo walked near the headge and thought she saw something in the hedbge she was never seeen again and when dash (who is best pony) went to go find her she knew that the hedge hjad aken noher victim and that nopiony would ever see scootaloo again. the hedges name was cthulllloor and it came from the ciuty of Riley and had been imported to pomyvolle my prech traders and merchanterrs. it was a stain on their society and had paid ponyvcilee to take it so ponyville took it and planted it i n the everrfree so it wouldn';t get anyone but it gott sccpootoloo becuase scootaloo was near it and got taken by the hedge fior the cuty of rily. iot was a fage worse than anything she could imagine bec uase she could not imagine mush because she was chicken and chiackens can't imagine much. ( I'm sorry if that offends any chickens out in the audience.) And she went to Twilight who siad that the hedge had taken anoher victima nd there is nothing that they could do for the hedg is one tha is devilfish without equeal. it was so devi9lfish that i had an extra letter in the word devilfish. there is nothikng we can do asked dash and twilight dias no.

pinkie pie is a secret agent

pinki epie was a secret agent extroadinare who pranced abou and plundered on the high sea. she was a pirate agent extroaordinare who got h3 money by double crossing her own go9vernemn so that she coukld afford cannibals for her cannons. she was plundering a ship when twilight caught up to her and was like piniie you chouldn't loot and plunder! you are are 200 yares 2 late! the cannons don't thunder and theres nothing to plunder your an under fory's victimeof fate! arriving too late, just go bake a cake! and pinkie was like ok. and hen she trotted over to her bakerhy. so she baked up a cake and then time stopped and was like what just happened and then we wee like what and then the fourth wall broke.

RAINBOW SPARKLE

I DON'T ONW MLP HAS OC DON'T LIKE DON'T READ

ONE DAY while walking along, Rainbow sparkle spakle found her long lost half sister fluttershy. But RAInbow Sparkle sparkle was scaerd to talk to her. Rainbow Sparkle sparkle had a dark secret. Rainbow Sparkl sparkle had straight radiant beautiful hair that was also curly and on fire. She was beautiful!

BUT RaInbow sparkle sparkle was scared of meeting her half sister Flutershy for she loved fluttershy more than she was supposed to for being sisters. For her secret was that Nightmare moon had taken her in but sister Fluershy defeated her so Rainbow Sprle Sparkle was happy. So Rainbow Sparkle sparkle got up enough nerve to say what she wanted to sister.

Hu ar yu and y do yu look like me? (BEGIN AOTHOR'S NOET!Im sory bt mom walked in. END AUTHOR'S NOTE!) sISTER fLUTERSHY DAIS. Im yur sister Rainbow sparkle sparkle said Rainbow sparkle sparle to sister Flutteshy. Sister fluerhy was shocked but hugged and ran her fingers through Rainbow sparkles hjair because tey were sisters and she like sistersl.

Suddenyl, Celestia descended from the heavens and was like DEMONS are attacking! And Rainbow sparkle sparkle was an Alicorn and blasted them all away with her angle wings.

Fluttershy ran up to sister Raibow Sparkle Sparkle and gave her a big hug and cried lots. RAINBOW SPARKLE SPARKLE CRIED AND SAID SISTER FLUTTERSHY i LOVE you will you maRRY Me?

Siser Fluttersuh saidI'm sorry, I'm already married to spike.

RAINBOW SPARKLE SPARKLE EXPLODED.

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Twilight sparkle kills everyone

Twilight sparkle was always not he best pony. she was jealous of the vas amount of attention that the other ponies always shoerwed down on Rariy and Dash and Futershy and pinkie. One day she had an idea., afer she fin ished slicing her wrists she should go vici her friend rarkity and ask herr owh o be popular!

so she went tio the big boutiqeru place and alked to raikty about her popularioty problems. rairy was all like is cna;t help you wih your problems i hav e my won problems. (that means she couldn't help Twilight who is best pony( and to;lf her to leave and never go back. twilight teird to resoan with rairyt but rairht was sick and foaming a the mouth. twilight put he down like a red headed step child. dahs qppeared and was like you cna';t do hat and twilight was like yaenh i can and dahs was like you aint coolp enough to do that and twiligh was like you dead and then there was blood everwhere amnd hen flurtershy walked in a nd stared crying and then she killed herslef and then pinkie got chocolate poisoning and died. and then celestia choked to death of her own toungue

anmdf thats how twilight sparkle likked everyone.