RAINBOW SPARKLE SPARKLE

pinki epie was a secret agent extroadinare who pranced abou and plundered on the high sea. she was a pirate agent extroaordinare who got h3 money by double crossing her own go9vernemn so that she coukld afford cannibals for her cannons. she was plundering a ship when twilight caught up to her and was like piniie you chouldn't loot and plunder! you are are 200 yares 2 late! the cannons don't thunder and theres nothing to plunder your an under fory's victimeof fate! arriving too late, just go bake a cake! and pinkie was like ok. and hen she trotted over to her bakerhy. so she baked up a cake and then time stopped and was like what just happened and then we wee like what and then the fourth wall broke.