Lieutenant Jack Ventralis isn't having the best of days. Trapped on The Sprawl, pinned down by a horde of Necromorphs, and making a desperate last stand with a rookie security team, he believes his death is all but assured. And to think, he was so close to retiring…

But, in a twist of fate, he finds himself plucked from the raging battle and transported to the mystical land of Equestria, home to colorful, sentient, talking…ponies. Ponies that are in need of a mighty warrior to vanquish a wicked evil plaguing their lands. And Jack just so happens to fit the bill.

Sometimes, it doesn't pay to get out of bed.