The Nightly McIntosh

It’s been two weeks since I first came to Ponyville. Two weeks since I saw Pinkie Pie. Two weeks since she tried to seduce me. I know about everyone here, and most of them I already knew. There was someone I met, and I knew they weren’t getting away.

I knew Pinkie Pie wasn’t it. She broke up with Big Macintosh so she could take interest in me, but I felt sorry for her. When I first met Big McIntosh, It was just Amazing,a nd I couldn't resist him. It happened like this…

“Why don’t you go meet some more ponies, There’s a lot you can learn from Apple Jack’s family. Go ahead!” Pinkie Pie said. “Okay. Bye, see you later!” I said, and with that, I left the house. Pinkie Pie had already told me where Apple Jack lived, so it was easy to get there. It wasn’t a far walk, this was a very small town, but I felt my heart racing every step. This was unusual, I thought I was use to this, but I guess I hadn’t really seen a lot of guys since I’ve been here.

When I arrived at the farm, I looked around, and realized there was a lot to look at. A lot of red barns, acouple of tall, bright green trees

Big Macintosh was leaning on a nearby fence with a bucket of apples beside him. I started to walk up to him, and my heart continued to beat, faster and faster. When I was finally close to him, I said “Hey, Want some help?” “Eeyup” he said and handed me a bucket. I started to look at him more; I looked almost as big as him. He told me to put the bucket down near an old apple tree. He sat down on the fence, so I did the same.

“My name’s Big McIntosh,” he stopped and looked me up and down. He must have noticed something about me. “But you can call me Biggy. What’s yours?” He said. “Hey Biggy, my name’s Knightblade, but you can call me Knight.” I said to him. “I haven’t seen you before. What’ya doing here?” he asked me. “I don’t really know. I came here, and I met Pinkie Pie. That’s where I’ve been staying.” I said to him. “Pinkie Pie? She’s my girlfriend! She’s umm… She’s well, very Pinkie Pieish” he said. I just realized something terrible. I remembered a couple of nights ago, how she seduced me. I really couldn’t figure out what to say.

“Can you hand me one of those apples?” I asked him. “Eeyup. You look a little… weird” He said.  He handed me an apple, and I sort of lost all thought. I looked at his face, and it was amazing. He was probably straight, but I could still imagine. I resisted a wing boner. I looked at the apple, and then I remembered what I was saying. “I need to tell you something. Pinkie Pie tried to… wells she seduced me” I said, and things only got better from there.

“That Bitch! We were going to…” He started. “Going to what?” I asked. “Oh nothing. I thought we had something, but I guess not. I won’t get mad at you. It’s that Pink bitch’s fault. You should go, but come back. There’s something special you’d like.” “Umm… Ohh... Okay. Got you. See you later!” I said and left. I haven’t been back since then.

But since then, Big Macintosh and Pinkie Pie and Big Macintosh have broken up, and Pinkie Pie has turned on me. She was mad at me for telling Biggy, but eventually got over it. She started to be nice, real nice. We finally became a couple, and when the news spread across Ponyville, things became heated. Everyone knew my name, and some pony liked me, and other pony hated me. That was about the same time Cameron and Charles left.