Pinkie Pie and Antwon The Swag Shark
Pinkie Pie and Antwon the Swag Shark
"Don't worry Applejack! I'll help you!" Pinkie Pie assured Applejack putting her hoof on AJ's shoulder to show sincerity.
"Um...no... The lat time ya tried to help me harvest apples, ya put on that mustache and weird things started happenin."
"Wait, wha'dya mean?" Pinkie asked in confusion.
"You managed to bring some sort of creature called 'Frieza' or somethin, which then followed by some other weird creature named 'Goku' and they did some kinda magic karate battle." Applejack recalled.
"Oh, come on! It wasn't that bad!" Pinkie replied
"Celestia spent weeks conjuring a spell to reverse the damage!" Applejack retorted with irritation.
"Okay, maybe it WAS that bad...But come on! I promise I won't do anything.....I'll just put on this mustache." Pinkie slid on the mustache to her muzzle, and attached it.
"NO!" Applejack yelled.
"Aw. Okay..." She took it off frowning.
"Now, go buck a few trees if you till wanna help."
"Okay." She trotted off, as applejack did the same in an opposite direction. As Applejack was slightly out of view, Pinkie Slid on the mustache again. "I love you stashie." She said to the costume mustache.
As she came to a tree, she turned around and kicked it. As her hooves impacted the tree, a few apples came down. A second afterwards, the planet was shaking in an earthquake like vibration. Knocking Pinkie off balance, to the ground.
"PINKIIIIIIEE!!!!!" Applejack yelled across the farm. A portal began to form near the tree she just kicked. A blue swirling dimensional hole formed right on the bark of the tree. As it spun, a figure came out of it. Slowly but surely, it was exiting the portal. As Pinkie stared at the portal, Applejack growled in anger as she came towards Pinkie.
"WHAT DID I...." She cut herself off, getting distracted by the glowing portal. She could see the figures eyes by now. It's head looked kinda sharp...with an afro. The body was blue, and fish like. Except as it came out more, it had some sort of footwear.... "Air Jordan? What in the hay is that?"
"Those are mah swag kickers honey!" It spoke. It sounded like it was from the 1970's disco time. "That was one sudden trip, this place bettah be inSANEly groovy!...Oh my! Are you the ones who brought me here?" It asked.
"I just brought a talking shark into Equestria..." She said in shock to herself with her eyes widened like dinner plates.
The figure looked around as it hovered in the air while the portal closed behind him. "Hmmmm....Who is you?" He asked pointing his fin to Pinkie.
"I'm Pinkie Pie!" She said happily. "Are you a nice shark? You're not gonna eat me are you?"
"Oh, nah. I only eat humans when I'm feelin it. Mostly fish...I still haven't managed to find that orange clown fish, and some blue fish named Dory...My Daddy's been lookin for weeks."
"Oh. Well, do you want me to show you around?" Pinkie asked enthusiastically.
"Hmmm...I guess. I gotta see how much swag dis place has." He said.
"I'm gonna go rethink mah life." Applejack said walking off towards the farm.
......
Pinkie bounced around with the shark as he hovered in the air. Other ponies freaked out in shock.
"What is that monster?!" Some of them said.
"Now THAT was rude!" He snapped. "Just cuz I'm a little different than you, doesn't mean you gotta dis me honey!" He moved his neck back and forth to show ghetto seriousness. The other ponies went back in their house to hide.
"Hmm...They's pretty mean around here." He said softly.
"I'm sure they'll get used to you soon." Pinkie assured.
"Well, alright." He said taking her word for it.
......
"Hi Twilight!" Pinkie said as Twilight answered the door.
"Do I even want to know?" She asked her with a grumpy face.
"What?" Pinkie questioned.
"There's a shark with an afro, kenye shades....and human shoes...You gotta lot a 'splainin to do Pinkie."
"Oh, come on now honey, she didn't know I was comin." The shark replied.
".........It talks." She said in confused shock.
"Oh! I almost forgot. What's your name sir?" Pinkie asked curiously.
"My name is Antwon. Antwon Swaggerson. The swag Shark."
Twilight had another grumpy face. "Leave please." She told Pinkie.
"Ain't they supposed to be your friends?" Antwon asked her.
"They are.I just get.....I.... Well...I mess things up a lot."
"Oh." Antwon sympathized. "Well, you know, I can fly...." Pinkie's eyes widened in excitement and anticipation. She had a smile on her face once again.
"Get on my back! We'se gonna take the sky!" Pinkie jumped onto his back without hesitation. As she gripped his fins, he grew large angel wings that were on fire. "Let's go! TO INFINITY, AND BEYOND!!" He said, soaring into the sky as his fire wings left a trail of flames, fading into the air as he passed.
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Pinkie shouted in the sky, making a reverberating echo. She was high... In the sky of course....not the other kind.
"This must be what Rainbow Dash feels like when she's flying!" Pinkie said in Antwon's ear.
"Who?" He replied.
"OH! Dashie! We should go see my friend Rainbow Dash!" She suggested.
"Alright. Where does she live?" He asked.
"Oh! Right there!" She pointed down to the cloud house that was below them. Antwon took a sharp nose dive to RD's house.
"Dashie!" She called from the window.
Rainbow Dash looked out the window towards Pinkie.
"Pinkie.......how?" She asked.
"Magic,Dash! Magic...and just being myself!" She bragged.
"Yeah, I guess I can see that."
"Come outside and fly with us." She urged.
"Uh......okay!" Rainbow dash agreed, and flew out the window. They soared into the air at accelerating speed. Antwon and RD were at a speed stalemate.
"This is fun!!" Pinkie said, giggling into the sky with excitement as her stomach felt the altitude.
......
Later that day, Pinkie said she had to go home. Antwon was a little afraid.
"Wait! Pinkie.....where am I gonna sleep?" He asked from outside Sugarcube corner.
"Hmmmmmm......" Pinkie thought for a minute. She decided to sneak him into her room. That's right. She was gona SNEAK a shark three times her size into a ponies room.
"It's a tight fit." He said in an unsure tone.
"Can you sleep comfortably?" She asked concerned.
"Uh....I might be able to work dis." He assured. "G'night Pinkie." He said "I've had a really groovy day."
..........
"Pinkie! Pinkie Wake up!" Antwon called.
"Wha...What is it?"
"My family is here! And somehow.....many crossovers....." Pinkie's jaw dropped as she looked out the window to see Chuck Norris roundhouse kick Twilight's house.
"Oh NO!!" She said to herself. "Why do I always cause this kinda stuff!??" She yelled, then began to cry.
"Aw....Don't cry Pinkie. Sometimes...they can't handle the amount of swag you contain, so they don't appreciate the epic gift you bring them. Which is just you." He assured, putting his fin on her shoulder. "The only way to stop them is to open up that portal somewhere else in Ponyville, and kick them all back in."
Pinkie and Antwon got into Ponyville's town square, where the core of the devastation was occurring. Pinkie put on her good ol' trusty mustache, and got read to kick the fountain.
She kicked the fountain. Some of the stone structure cracked. A blue light emitted from the cracks, and a portal formed. "Go back you evil creatures!!!" She commanded.
"What? you can't command us!" Said an unfamiliar voice. "You're not the boss of us!" "OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Two voices said in unison. It was Mordacei and Rigby from Regular show.
"Well, Pinkie, we gotta fight them, and knock them in. Antwon said. "I'll do the first move." He said. He grew his fire angel wings and hovered high into the air.
"COME AT US BRUH!!!" He called throughout the town. Everyone rushed to him in flight. He saw Bruce Lee get ready for a kick. He conjured a super explosive wave, and captured them all into a ball, and free throwing them into the portal like a basketball goal. "Aye! Two points son." He said to himself.
"That's it?" PInkie asked herself, looking at the town square, which was full of damage, but no more creatures to destroy anything.
"Yeah. I have too much swag, so they can't beat me." Antwon said confidently. "But...I gotta go back in there myself, or more characters, humans, and other creatures, and religious deities may come out of there.....So, I guess this is goodbye." He said.
"I'll miss you Antwon." Pinkie said.
"Oh, I almost forgot." He remembered. He jumped in the air again, and made another explosive wave, but instead, fixed the town back to the way it was. "All done." He said.
"Thanks!" Pinkie said.
"I'll miss you too, Pinkie." He said, looking back with a tear in his eye. He hovered back into the portal, and it closed.
"PIIIIINKIIIEEE!!!" Applejack yelled.
"Why is 'Swag' Written on every single one of my apples?"
"Uhhh......I think it....may taste better....." Pinkie said nervously.
"Applejack slowly bit into the apple fearfully. As she bit, and had a teeth full of her apple, she nodded. "It taste's the same.....except...I feel...different...Holy...whoa!!" Applejack's eyes turned bloodshot.. Antwon had now made weed-apples. Everybody wins.