A Hater's Hell

Day 21

It's been weeks after the events of the earlier chapter, and I'm finally adjusting to this place. First, these ponies are nicer than most of the asshats on Earth. Second, They don't have a murderous desire to value all things wrong(I'm looking at you, America). And third, the sweets taste awesome, but don't tell Pinkie, or she'll annoy the hell out of me. I finally started coping with the assumption that I would probably be stuck as a pony, though I still write in my journal about returning home.

Living with Twilight isn't as bad as I thought it would be. She has an endless amount of books to read, and she can lull me to sleep if I can't sleep at night. She gave me a book to write my observations in after I came back from the first day on the job. Having to pay for a portion of everything isn't that bad actually, since I do make a decent amount of money from my job anyway. She levitated me into the wall for beating up Spike after he bumped into me a couple days ago. I guess my actions do have consequences here.

Rarity is actually not that bad to be around, even with her "EVERYTHING HAS TO BE COUTH!" attitude. I made her change my Mohawk to something else, because my hatred for Mohawks took over me one day, making me run into her shop and demanding that she change it. She made it a mullet, which was better(I guess?). I'm surprised that she didn't get mad over the change, since me telling her that I didn't like the Mohawk almost brought her to tears the first time I got a manecut.

Applejack is being her alright self, so there's not much to say about her.

Rainbow Dash gave me crap for having the mullet, yet she has a Rainbow colored hairstyle. She is just being a bitch to me overall. If it's because of how I was being an ass to everyone, I guess it's understandable. The flying lessons have been OK though. She seems to not be as bitchy to me during those sessions than when in public, though she still hits me when I do something wrong, which is about once every 5 minutes.

Fluttershy is too shy to learn anything about her. She reminds me of a girl I used to have a crush on back at home. She was shy like Fluttershy is, if not even more shy.

AJ's older brother, Big Macintosh, talks too little.

Pinkie Pie is still annoying as hell. She is the only thing that can still completely kill my mood in the span of 1 second. She sings all the time, only eats sweets, dances everywhere, does random unexplainable crap, and much more irritable things that get on my nerves. I can never think straight when I'm near her.

***

It was the end of the work day(again), and I just sold the last cupcake to Rainbow Dash. She wanted a normal one, but with Rainbow frosting on top of it. Pinkie Pie decided to jump out of nowhere holding a plate of cupcakes.

"Hey Trenty! Wanna have a cupcake to celebrate the end of the workday?" Pinkie says, passing me a chocolate cupcake.

"I'd rather not Pinkie." I said. Every freaking time the work shift is over she would do this. She's been doing this for 3 WEEKS!

"Aw, why not? Isn't chocolate your favorite? I personally like something with a little more pink in it, but it's OK for you to like different types of cupcakes! If it wasn't, then why would there be so many kinds to eat?" Pinkie proclaimed, putting a plate filled with all sorts of cupcakes on the counter. There was a Rainbow cupcake, a vanilla cupcake, a strawberry cupcake, a mint cupca- ah screw it, there were a crapload of cupcake types on the platter.

Pinkie continued to talk about some random nonsense, so I decided to take a cupcake and eat it until she suddenly stopped talking, replacing her speech with a loud gasp.

*Gasp* "Trent?! Which cupcake did you take?!" Pinkie asked me with concern.

"Just a random one. Why do you ask?" I told her. What did she do to these cupcakes if she is worried that I took one of them?

A rush of heat fills through my body, giving me the feeling of being on fire. I immediately(and stupidly) took another cupcake, scarfing it down hoping it would cool me down. Boy, am I a silly pony. I was able to run into the kitchen, filling my whole body with water until I started to get bloated to the point of expanding my body and floating into the air.

"That was my cupcake! I put on a ton of hot sauce, just for me!" Pinkie said, stomping her hoof into the ground. She pokes me, which causes me to slowly decrease the level of water in me, fixing the bloated body problem and bringing me back onto the ground. Well, at least she's useful for something.

"Sorry about taking your cupcake, Pinkie." I said. I hated her, but even I understood the topic of possessing something.

"It's OK, I can make more! I even brought the bottle with me!" *Pulls a bottle out of the wall* "Do you want some Trent?" She asked, waving the bottle in my face. After that experience with hot sauce, and the time when I first came here, I would never want to try hot sauce ever again.

"No thanks. I'm just gonna go. See ya tomorrow Pinkie." I started to walk away. She immediately tossed a cupcake at the back of of head while waving goodbye. It hurt. She was a really good thrower. When I grabbed the remains of the cupcake, turns out there was no damage to it. How did she do that?

When I got to Twilight's. I just collapsed on the floor. I don't know why, but today has made me really tired compared to every other day.

"Are you OK Trent?" Twilight pulls me up with her magic aura. It tickles, causing me to uncontrollably giggle. She drops me, causing moi to crash on the floor, looking at me strangely in the process. Luckily I had the strength to get back up.

"I have no idea what just happened." I said. well, this was a random start to a random end of the day. Well, more random than usual at least.

"So, need me to do anything Twi?" I asked her, bored out of my mind.

"Not really, there are a ton of books you can read, though." Twilight tells me, pulling out a book of the Daring Do series.

I decided to read the stories of the pony that I look like. She seems pretty tough. Wouldn't want her to know that I look(or used to look) just like her though.

When I went to sleep, I had a rather strange dream.

It was a breezy summer day. It was my birthday party, and everyone that was here was a human. I was one too. We played games, ate some cake, opened some crappy last minute presents, and a lot more. It was a fun time.

I woke up in the middle of the night, looking at my arms, seeing that they are still hooves. That was a really strange dream. It actually made me want to desire to become a human again. But I'm not sure if that could actually happen.

Day 22

That dream must've done a number to me, since my mullet was reversed when I woke up. It was long in the front and short in the back. How could that happen? Regardless, I just wash my hair with water and shake my head, which seems to fix it. I was a little tired, which Twilight and Spike were able to notice.

"Hey Trent, did you sleep alright last night? You seem drowsy." Twilight said, pushing a drink towards me. "Drink this, I think it might help." I drank the cup, which somehow helped my lack of sleep problem.

I jumped up, feeling like I was ready for the new day. I drank the rest of the drink, still not knowing what it was. While I was drinking the whatever I was sipping, that random mark on Twilight's rear(don't give me that look) caught my attention. What was it and why was it there?

"Uh, Twilight. What is that thing on your behind?" I asked her, feeling a little embarrassed asking about her ass.

"It's a cutie mark. All adult ponies should have one. How could you not know what a cutie mark is?" She notices that I don't have one on my ass. "Never mind." Wait, all ponies have one and I don't?

"Did you say all adult ponies should have one? Because I don't." I responded. If that really is true, then that kind of worries me. Twilight looks like she is getting frustrated with my lack of pony knowledge.

"Do you even know anything about being a pony?! I mean, seriously, it's like you aren't actually a pony." She started to scan my body with her eyes for a second. "Hm, interesting." She says, writing something down. What did she write down?

"Well, if you really don't know that much about ponies and their cutie marks, I guess I should be the one to teach you, since I do have all of these books to help me anyway." She sits on her chair.

"A cutie mark is a mark that appears on your body, specifically by your flank, when you do a task that is apart of what you are meant to do with your life. It could also be a representation of your destiny. Mine is related to the fact I am an expert magic user." She says, opening up a book while talking.

"Applejack's cutie mark is for working on the apple farm. Rarity's is for her ability to find gems with a spell, which allowed her to make beautiful dresses."

Oh, so that's why Rarity had gems on her ass. Twilight continues, telling the cutie marks of the rest of the ponies.

"Rainbow Dash's cutie mark represents her speed, and how she is the fastest thing in Equestria. She works as a weather pony, though desires to be a member of the Wonderbolts, a team of fast flyers. Pinkie Pie's cutie mark is balloons, representing her outgoing personality and how she is the pony that throws a ton of parties, which are fun to be a part of." Twilight said, still reading her book.

Pinkie's parties are fun?! How?!

"And least but not least, Fluttershy's cutie mark is for the fact that she is amazing with animals. That's why she is able to have the bears that beat you up as a pet." Twilight finally stops talking, thank god.

"You understand all of that?" She asks me. Oddly enough, I did.

"Yes. It wasn't that hard to comprehend. Why were you scanning my body?" I asked her. She started to look around, probably thinking of an excuse for that awkward action.

"Uh, no reason." She replied, starting to sweat. Whatever, doesn't truly matter.

"Shall we continue the talk of cutie marks?" She asks me. I nod."OK then. Fillies and colts, also known as young ponies, obtain their cutie marks at a young age, around 10 years old I guess. Some later than others." Twilight continued. Really, at 10? I'm probably like, at least 15 in pony years, so that's a little surprising.

"So, how would I get mine?" I ask. If I was originally a human, what would that mean for the ponified version of me?

"It is supposed to occur randomly, when you finally do what you were destined to do." Twilight said, reading a different book.

"Anyways, a cutie mark is very important to a pony. I think that's all the information I can really say without making it overcomplicated for someone like you." Twilight closes her book, and finally stops talking about those damn cutie marks. I'm glad that's over.

"Did you just insult me?!" I angrily said, clenching my hooves. Wait, did I just clench something that can't be clenched? Whatever, she is going to pay for making fun of me.

"No, I didn't, Trent! I'm just saying that you don't have as high of a comprehension level as I do." Twilight said, sweating.

"You should remember what happened the last time someone insulted me. It happened in your house anyway." I said, preparing a fighting stance. I will not let a pony insult me and get away with it. Twilight started to look extremely worried. She started to glow and-

BONK!

Twilight hit me over the head with a blunt object, causing me to pass out for a few minutes.

***

After those few minutes of blackness, I noticed that I was tied up. Where did the rope come from?

"Trent, you need to control all of that anger you have. It's not very healthy to have anyway. I scheduled a session with Fluttershy for you, since she helps with anger management." Twilight said, looking at me with suspicion.

"I don't have anger management issues! And why are you looking at me like that?!" I asked her, She is really started to confuse me with those very observatory scans.

"I'm trying to see if you have some memories that cause your anger. For some reason, I am seeing creatures of the human race doing very violent things. Very odd. Is there something your hiding?"

"NO! Why would you need to know anyway?!" I screamed at her. Wow, I am a dumbass, because now she will probably use that tone as confirmation that I'm hiding something.

"Well, the princess sent me a letter, requesting that Spike and I go to Canterlot to visit her, so you get off with a warning. Calm down Trent. It will really help you in the long run, especially with your Rainbow Dash problem." Twilight answered.

"Wait, why don't I have to go? I live here, don't I?" I asked.

"I didn't tell her about you yet. This visit will probably be the best time anyway, though." She says, putting on a hat and purse and untying me.

"I heard Applejack needs some help on the farm today, maybe you can go help her." Twilight and Spike start walking out the door.

"Oh, and don't damage the house." She says as she boards the train that is oddly close to her house.

Well, time to help the orange one.

***

I arrive at Sweet Apple Acres, looking for Applejack. I found her leaving her house, so I ran up to her, since I had nothing better to do.

"Well, howdy Trent. Glad you came to help!" Applejack says, smiling.

"What do you need me to do?" I ask her, waiting to finally do something.

"Ah have to buck a ton of Apples today, and Big Mac hurt himself, so I gotta work by mahself. And since Twilight ain't gonna show up and do it all in one second, ah thought having a second pony helping me with mah bucking sure could save some time." Applejack says, pulling out a wheelbarrow for the apples(Go away, perverted brain).

"Y'all ready to buck?" She asks. That sounds so dirty right now. I'm kinda scared, to be honest. Damn you perverted mind. Alright, back to reality.

"You got it." I say, trying my hardest to make the apples fall out of the tree. I did not accomplish any bucking.

"Y'all don't know how to buck, do ya?" She says. Damn it, she saw through me.

"This is how ya do it. Just stand behind a tree, prepare your hips, and kick." Applejack proceeds to kick the tree, knocking all of the apples to fall out. Some of them bounced off of me. It hurt.

"Ow. OK, I think I got it." I say, getting ready to buck a tree. Gross. I stand right behind the tree, getting ready to raise my legs. I lift them up, kicking the tree with all my might. Nothing happened. Not surprised actually. I was pretty weak as a human, so I'm not surprised that trait would carry over to me here too.

"Wow, y'all ain't that strong." Applejack says, snickering. This is school all over again, with everyone being stronger than me.

"Well, y'all can pick the apples if you want to." She hands me a bucket for the apples. I start to pick the apples off of the tree, though it takes forever. I start to get impatient, so I start hitting the trees with a shovel, which works and knocks more of the apples out of the trees than when I was just picking them.

I was having so much fun picking the apples at an incredibly fast rate for hours, when an apple fell on me, knocking me out. It hurt a lot.

***

I wake up a short while later with Applejack and a yellow pony with a red mane looking at me. She looks very familiar.

"Are ya OK, sugarcube? Those apples look like they did a number to y'all." Applejack says, lifting me up.

"I'm alright. It's just an apple. They don't hurt that much." I said. Based on the look Applejack has, it looks like I set off a fuse.

"DID Y'ALL JUST MAKE FUN OF APPLES!?" Applejack is starting to turn red. I better start running away, shouldn't I?

"Uh, no I didn't. Honest!" I said, sweating a lot. She starts to run after me, but is roped by the shorter pony. She is screaming obscenities at me and struggling to get out of the rope.

"AH'MA KILL YA FOR MAKING FUN OF APPLES!!" She says, trying to break free from the rope. She backed me up into the closest tree, and I screamed for my life.

"PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!" I say, screaming like the wimp I am. I think a tear came out of my eye. Can't let the ladie-errr mares see that, so I wiped it away. Applejack finally starts to calm down. Her hooves stop moving around as if she were a maniac, and she starts to slowly breath in.

"Look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say anything harmful." I said, her color starts to turn orange again.

"Sorry sugarcube." She unties herself(wait, what?) and grabs an apple, holding it in her hooves.

"Ya see, ah love apples, and this is what ah've been doing mah whole life, so when ah thought you were makin fun of them, I couldn't control mahself." She says, looking down with her hooves behind her head in embarrassment. Wow, that's the same thing I would always do as a human whenever I got embarrassed(minus the trying to kill someone part).

"Hey sis?" The little one starts poking Applejack. "Ah see that your friend doesn't have a cutie mark. Is it OK if ah make him a member of mah club?" The little one starts to look at me.

"Well Applebloom, ah think he's too old for a club like yours, but ah'm sure he could play with ya for a short while." Applejack says.

"Well, ah gotta buck the rest of the apples, so have fun! and sorry about all of that Trent." Applejack says, starting to kick the trees with her strong legs. Definitely wouldn't want to be kicked by those. Me and the little one, presumably named Applebloom, start to walk to wherever she wants me to go.

***

We arrive at some treehouse in the middle of the town. It's pretty decent looking. From what Applebloom told me, she and her friends built it without any help. That's actually kinda impressive. When we walked into the clubhouse, there were two ponies waiting for us: an orange one and a marshmallow colored one. They both walk up to us, talking to Applebloom with excitement.

"Hey Applebloom!" The orange one says, riding a scooter around.

"Hi Scootaloo!" Says Applebloom. A pony named Scootaloo is riding a scooter. How original.

"Uh, Applebloom, who's your friend?" The marshmallow colored one points at me.

"Thanks for asking Sweetie Belle. His name is Trent." Applebloom starts to points at my ass. "Look girls, he's doesn't have a cutie mark, just like us!" Oh no...

"HE'S A BLANK FLANK TOO!!!????" Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle start to jump around in excitement. I noticed that they don't have cutie marks. That probably explains their excitement.

"We have so much to do! First, we have to make you an honorary member of the club. Then we have to do all of the activities I have listed on this giant piece of paper!" Sweetie Belle pulls out a sheet of paper that is big enough to knock all of us out of the clubhouse.

"Heh, sorry girls." Sweetie Belle starts rolling up the paper.

***

We started off with the first thing on that giant list of activities: Karate. This should be fun(I'm being sarcastic).

***

It was short lived since none of us(except for Applebloom) knew karate. Everyone here got hurt(not in a deadly "we need to send that person to the hospital!" way) at least once. Sweetie Belle hurt herself way before anything actually happened. Me and Scootaloo got our asses handed to us by Applebloom. She didn't even try to fight and we went down instantly. She later decided to try to break a cinder block with her hoof. Bad idea. Applebloom slammed her hoof into the cinder block, causing nothing to happen to the block itself but resulting in Applebloom screaming in pain. I tried to break the block myself, but missed the block and smashing the floor. When we left the place, all of us were somehow acting as if those injuries had never happened. Weird.

I decided to use asshole/moron logic when it came to the activities they could do for their cutie marks. I remembered how unicorns could levitate things, because of the incident with Twilight yesterday, so I threw a bunch of rocks at Sweetie Belle, with every single one hitting her, and her screaming in pain. She was not happy after that.

"HEY! WHY DID YOU DO THAT???!!!!" Sweetie Belle said, cracking her voice. Sweetie Belle's horn is starting to glow, I feel like I should get worried. She started to shoot a laser out of her horn and levitated all of the rocks at me. I gloriously move out of the way of each one. And then it turned out that the rocks immediately rebounded back towards me, and she ended up pelting me with all of the rocks in the area, knocking me down with excruciating pain.

***

A flashback of me playing dodgeball in school starts to occur while Sweetie Belle is killing me with the rocks. It was gym class, and people were being picked for the teams. And I got picked last. When the game started, it played like a sorta fair game of dodgeball. My team lost in the end. After that, everyone got a dodgeball and looked at me with evil eyes. They all prepared the balls and threw them at me all at once. I was not able to dodge a single one of those balls. It hurt like hell and I was sore for a week after that.

***

After the amount of useable rocks becomes nonexistent , Sweetie Belle started to calm down, looking really guilty.

"Oh my gosh, I'm really sorry. I don't know what took over me." Sweetie Belle grabs my hoof and helps me up.

"You don't really need to apologize. Trent did pelt you with them first. And that was so cool!" Scootaloo starts to praise Sweetie Belle even more after that. How is it that Sweetie Belle does not look that injured? Hey look, I'm not actually injured either. What?

***

I decided to mess with the girls even more, with Scootaloo in mind. I brought them up to a cliff, and was about to push Scootaloo off of the cliff onto a shadow, hopefully scaring her. Applebloom noticed me unfortunately.

"Hey Trent, what do ya think you're doing?" Applebloom says. Damn, time to think of something fast.

"Uh, Scootaloo is a Pegasus, right? Pegasi can fly, so that means Scootaloo's cutie mark probably has to do with flying, am I right?" I asked them. They don't seem to put up an argument, so I assume they think I'm right. Perfect. I start to push Scootaloo even closer to the edge of the cliff, but she stops.

"Uh, Trent? Are you sure this is a good idea? I still can't fly." Scootaloo says, looking at me with worry. I don't say anything and push her off the cliff. I guess I can understand why Rainbow did this to me, since this was actually pretty fun.

"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Scootaloo is starting to freak out a ton, but there was a cloud below her, so she bounces back up to us, falling on her head, and getting those dizziness lines that characters are given in some cartoons.

"Wh-What just happened?" Scootaloo says, spinning her head repeatedly. Applebloom holds her head still, looking at me.

"Why the hay did you just do that Trent? You could'a killed her!" Scootaloo fully recovers after Applebloom stops talking.

"Rainbow Dash did the same to me and it worked, so I assumed it would work for you too." I reply, hoping they believe me. Scootaloo jumps up at the sound of that.

"Rainbow Dash said that?! Then push me off again! I'll make her proud!" Scootaloo lines herself up next to the edge again, but Sweetie Belle pushes her towards us and holds her down, even though Scootaloo isn't really struggling to break free.

"NO! You're not gonna get yourself hurt doing something stupid!" Sweetie Belle screams, cracking her voice again.

"Why don't we do something safer?" Applebloom says. The others nod in agreement with her. 3vs1? Crap. OK, they win this time.

"Alright, we'll do something safer." I say, walking with the three of them back into town.

***

Applebloom suggested that we could skydive to try to get cutie marks. Scootaloo backed out almost immediately(with good reason) and Sweetie Belle hopped around in excitement when she heard this.  Skydiving? With ponies? This won't end well.

Applebloom somehow acquired the gear needed for skydiving, such as parachutes and the clothing necessary for this activity. She and Sweetie Belle somehow put their gear on instantly. I mean, I blinked and bam, they had their gear on. I'm still struggling to put the parachute on though, so they both take the time to help me.

When we finished with our(my) gear problems, we all started to walk towards a cliff, since we didn't have money to go into the sky for this. Scootaloo was with us the whole time, looking worried and not wearing any of the equipment. She said that she wanted to watch, so whatever.

Applebloom and Sweetie Belle walked up to the edge of the cliff, when they noticed I wasn't with them.

"Hey, aren't ya gonna jump with us?" Applebloom started to pull my arm towards the edge of the cliff. When I looked down, I instantly saw why Scootaloo didn't want to skydive. That really looks like a big fall. That would hurt tremendously if I were to slam into the ground. And now that I said that, I'm going to slam into the ground. Even more reason to be scared.

"Uh, on second thought Applebloom, I sorta don't want to do this anymore." I said, trying to get out of this. Sweetie Belle is starting to look irritated with me.

"But you have to! You threw rocks at me and pushed Scootaloo off of a cliff! You have to do this! At least to make up for being a jerk earlier today!" Sweetie Belle's voice cracks again. I should start counting those voice cracks. I'll assume that was voice crack number 5.

***

Back to the present.  Sweetie Belle and Applebloom hold my hooves and the three of us look down the mountain. Gulp.

"Ar-Are you sure this is safe?" I ask them. They both nod as a reply. Crap.

"OK, when Ah say three, we all jump. Don't worry Trent, ah'll hold yer hand the whole time." Applebloom smiles at me. She just mocked me and expects me to be ok with that. Screw that. I let go of her hand and get start to prepare to jump. The two follow and stand i different poses, waiting for Applebloom to say three. I notice the sweat on Sweetie Belle, but ignore it.

"OK, now one, two...THREE!!!!" Applebloom and Sweetie Belle jump off of the cliff, holding onto my hoof when they jumped, which causes me to fall with them.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I ended up separating from the two small ponies while we were falling. The amount of force I felt while I was falling was way too much. The force I felt was too much for me to continue holding onto their hooves. The rush of adrenaline that I felt during this wasn't enough to sustain me for all of the fall. Tears started to come out of my eyes, and the wind felt like it was punching me in my gut. I couldn't even open up my eyes while I was falling. I started to wave my arms all over the place in hopes that it would help me slow down. It didn't work at all. Scootaloo was still up there at the top, watching us. She gasps, then starts to run down the mountain to meet up with us.

"OH MY GOSH!!!!" Sweetie Belle is screaming, sounding like she's having the time of her life. She is smiling and waving all over the place, giggling and dancing while falling. How is this fun again?

"AH TOLD YA THIS WOULD BE FUN!!!!" Applebloom is doing spins while she is talking in the air. She was also moving through the clouds while she was falling. How the hell does that work? I'm still falling, screaming at the top of my lungs.

"I'M GONNA DIE!!!!!" I scream. Dammit, I suck at this. I'm still falling at 10 million miles an hour while Sweetie Belle and Applebloom look like their having the time of their lives, and look as if they're falling at a much slower pace.

As we start getting near the ground, Applebloom and Sweetie Belle start to pull the string to release the parachutes into the sky, allowing them to safely land on the ground. When I started to pull for my string, I ended up bouncing off of a cloud, bumping all over the place. I bounced onto more clouds, then ended up slamming to the nearby mountain. I couldn't move, so I was fated to fall down without any way to recover. Turns out I wasn't that far from the ground though, since i slammed into the ground without getting a single mark on me. Scootaloo runs up to me with an expression of worry.

"Are you OK?! That looked like it really hurt!" She grabs my hooves, pulling me up and onto my feet.

"Thanks, Scootaloo. That is your name, right?" I ask her. My forgetfulness is showing yet again. Applebloom and Sweetie Belle run up to us and jumping around with joy, with none of their clothes on(REMOVE ALL POSSIBILITIES OF PERVERTED THOUGHTS BRAIN, THEY"RE PROBABLY JUST AROUND 10 YEARS OLD!). They both look at us with confusion, since me and Scootaloo both look worn out.

"Why the long faces? Wasn't that fun?!" Applebloom says, holding Sweetie Belle and doing synchronized dance. She looks so happy right now.

"Rarity would kill me if she found out about this!" Sweetie Belle says, cracking her voice with excitement yet again(voice crack number 6). She has a huge grin, and looks like she is going to explode due to her happiness right now.

They both are just running around, celebrating at how fun it was for them, while me and Scootaloo were discussing how terrifying it was for me, and wondering how Sweetie Belle and Applebloom found this fun. We even brought up the topic of how they were so good at it, though they don't have their cutie marks on them though. We went for milkshakes later after all was said and done. They tasted pretty alright. Applebloom and Sweetie Belle wouldn't shut up about their "AWESOME SKYDIVING!" and that was what they talked about the whole time we were at the milkshake place. Me and Scootaloo just rolled our eyes listening to them. It was not fun, especially when they brought up how scared I looked while I was falling. I wanted to hit them after that, but I must control my anger, like Twilight said.

***

It somehow went from the middle of the day to sunset. Wow, time sure does move fast.

"Soooo, it's getting pretty late and Applejack wants me to help her buck the apples tomorrow, so I gotta get to bed early, see ya girls!...And Trent!" Applebloom immediately runs all the way back to Sweet Apple acres in record speed. How does that work again? Sweetie Belle started to open her mouth to say something, but yawned before she said a peep.

"Rarity will kill me if I'm late home again, so goodbye Scootaloo and Trent!" Sweetie Belle starts running off now. The only thing is that she is actually running at an average pace though. I'm glad some normality still exist after all of that. Now it's just me and Scootaloo. She get's on her scooter, and puts on her helmet, looking like she is ready to move at a fast speed.

"Well, that was fun and all, but I gotta catch some sleep. See ya Trent." Scootaloo starts to slowly move her scooter, but speeds it up quickly.

***

I return to Twilight's house yet again, and prepare myself for sleep. Twilight wasn't going to come back till later, so I decided to finally fix up my assholeness and clean(a small portion) of Twilight's house. I didn't actually do much, but meh, it was noticeable.

***

I was having yet another dream about being a human again. This makes it the 4th time this has happened to me. It was of me at school in lunch, being with all of my friends. We really weren't anything special back in high school. In the dream, we talked about plans for later in the day, how bad the school lunches were, and any other school related stuff we could think of. We brought up a couple video games, but then a group of assholes started to walk up to me. They were incredibly hostile, and stuck fear into my friends and me, making us all shake. We were surrounded to the point where it looked like none of us could make it out, so we all decided to just stick together. All of those assholes were 6'3, and looked like they took steroids. Since this was a dream, but I only had a small portion of control over it, I made so that they did have steroids, and that they stupidly had that drug on them, which would cause them to get kicked off of the football team once their coach caught them with it. The only problem in the dream was that the steroids also make people angry, which worked on those jocks. They started to punch me in the gut, to the point where I started to shed blood. I started to get dizzy from the pain and from being knocked around so much, but then there was a dark blue mist covering over everything, and a tall dark blue pony with wings and a horn walked up to me. She was taller than me.

"Who are you? I have never seen one such as yourself before." The blue pony is talking in a really loud voice. It's starting to hurt my ears, so I cover them with my hands-wait a second, their hooves again. I start to open my mouth, but then I stop to think about how I would explain the human dreams.

"How come I have never seen a pony like you before? I have visited every single one of the ponies that are in the land at least once before they reach adulthood." She looks at me, circling me.

"Well, it's kind of a story that wouldn't make sense to anypony, not even me." I start to say, looking at the blue pony straight in the eye. I see that she has a unique dress on, so I assume she is of royalty. Probably a princess.

"Please explain, I do have time. And explain that weird dream that I just saw." The blue pony looks at me with a stern expression.

***

I explain to her that I was originally a human, and that I don't know how, but I was somehow transformed into a pony, and put into this land with no knowledge of how I got here.

"Hm, that is quite an unexpected explanation. And how can I be sure that a pony such as yourself is actually a human? There is a pony in Ponyville with a human obsession, and she has human dreams all of the time. I do find it weird, but she seems to enjoy those dreams, so I do not disturb her." She started to look at me with suspicion. "Although I do sense a strange aura around you. Have you been involved in any spell accidents prior to today?" She asks me.

"No, I have not. Twilight was looking at me with the same expression that you had." I told her. She started to look surprised.

"Twilight Sparkle knows of you?! and did not tell me nor my sister of your presence?! How rude!" She starts to put on an angered face. I need to think of something that will calm her down.

"Twilight said that she was going to Canterlot today for an unexplained reason, and said that she would tell her of my existence and how I am technically her new roommate." I told her. She is surprised when she hears this.

"Twilight made you her roommate? Why?" The blue pony asked me. I probably should've explained that before.

"There were no houses in Ponyville for me to buy, and I didn't have money anyway. She got me a job at sugarcube corner." I told her. She started to look at me with a poker face(I hate that song).

"So be it. There is another pony that requires my assistance, so I'm afraid this chat is over for now. I shall visit tomorrow night to see if you really are who you say you are." The blue pony disappears without a trace. Probably should've asked for her name. Well, that was scary. Time for dreams of blackness to help me go to sleep.

Day 23

I wake up(yet again), but this time, there is a mild change in the morning: Twilight and Spike aren't here. They must still be at Canterlot. I look through the supplies of food that I could find and make myself a breakfest out of 2 apples, 1 orange, and a glass of water. Not too shabby for a perso-er pony that can't cook. I decided to go to Fluttershy's for that anger management class since I had nothing better to do.

Twilight and Spike are still gone, meaning I had the house to myself. After the morning ended, I went to Fluttershy's immediately. When I arrived at the house, I approached it with caution. The last time I came here I was beaten up by animals, so everytime I passed an animal, I stared at them straight in the eye, moving slowly towards Fluttershy's cottage. I opened the door, and there she was, the yellow owner of these vicious pets.

"Hello Trent. You're here for that anger management class, right." Fluttershy asked, grooming the hair of one of her pets.

"Obviously. Why else would I be here?" I told her. She grabbed my hoof and pulled me inside.

"OK. Starting as soon as possible would probably be best, but would you like a cup of tea first?" Fluttershy started to pour tea into 2 cups, and pushed one towards me.

"No thanks." I pushed the cup back at her.

"So, what would you like to talk about?" Fluttershy asked, staring at me.

"What do you mean?" I asked her back. I thought this was anger management, not hanging out or something like that.

"Anger usually comes from a source, so I was hoping that information would help you figure out how to calm yourself down." Fluttershy took a sip of her tea.

"I don't know, I just hate everything here." I told her.

"Why?" Fluttershy asked with persistence.

"Like I said, I don't know." I told her. She doesn't look convinced.

"You probably know. I'm sure you're just hiding the reasons somewhere deep down inside. That could probably explain why there are problems between you and Rainbow Dash." Fluttershy said, finishing her tea.

"There are problems between me and Rainbow Dash because she is a bitch." I told her. She looked at me confused.

"Rainbow Dash is not a female dog. Where would you get that from?" Fluttershy asked. Does she not know what the other meaning of bitch it?

"No, what I meant was that there is a problem between us because she is always mean." I told her.

"Rainbow Dash is not mean! She may be brash, but she is not mean!" Fluttershy protested.

"How would you know?! She's been beating me up ever since I got here!" I told her. And the anger that made Twilight force me to take this class is back.

"From what Rainbow Dash told me, you started everything." Fluttershy said, looking at me straight in the eye.

"How could I have started everything?!" I asked, starting to scream at her. Fluttershy started to hide behind her mane.

"Well, you called her gay." Fluttershy made a squeaky noise after saying that.

"I know, but is she really that anger from being called gay?" I asked Fluttershy. How can calling someone gay make them that angry?

"Yes she is. Everypony thinks she's gay, and it gets on her nerves because of that. She even tried to date a random stallion to make everyone see that she is straight, but it didn't work." Fluttershy said, looking down.

"I know Rainbow Dash can be brash, but we've been friends for a long time, and she's shown me that she can be a really sweet mare, if you'd just give her a chance. I'm sure you and her could be really good friends." Fluttershy said, grabbing my hoof.

"We were going to hang out later today, maybe you'd like to come?" Fluttershy starting to pulled my hoof while she was walking out the door.

"Sure, whatever. If she really is as sweet as you say, I guess I could resolve things with her." I told Fluttershy, still being held by her hooves.

"Really? That's great! We have to meet up with her now then! This will be the first step to helping you with your anger problems!" Fluttershy started to run out the door while till holding me, so I was basically voluntarily being kidnapped.

***

When we arrived at Rainbow Dash's house(well, when Fluttershy arrived, since I still can't fly that well.), Rainbow Dash  came out of the door, looking really happy to see Fluttershy. When they got back to the ground, Rainbow Dash looked at me, and her expression completely changed.

"Why is he here?! He's an asshole!" Rainbow Dash screamed. How could Fluttershy see her as a sweet mare?

"Back at you, gay bitch." After I said that Rainbow Dash lunged at me, punching me 2 times, then being pulled off of me by Fluttershy.

"Guys! Stop fighting! You two need to hang out more! There is no reason either of you should be this hostile towards each other!" Fluttershy started to tug at Rainbow Dash's hooves."Please Dashie?" Rainbow Dash sighed, then looked at her.

"You're lucky it's you asking me to do this Fluttershy. If you were anypony else I would've just left right now." Rainbow Dash starts to fly around me and Fluttershy.

"So, what were we going to do again Fluttershy?" I ask her. Rainbow Dash slows down and looks at Fluttershy.

"Yeah, what are we going to do? You never did tell me." Rainbow Dash says, landing back on her hooves.

"Well, um, I was planning on just doing something really simple and calm, like a picnic with the two of you and my animal friends." Fluttershy starts dragging me and Rainbow Dash away.

***

Fluttershy ended up dragging the two of us to a grassy plain. All of her animal friends arrived out of nowhere, helping her set up the picnic. I have no idea where any of the stuff came from. From the baskets filled with food to the blankets to the bottles of water, everything just came out of nowhere for Fluttershy to set up this picnic. There is food on plates placed all over the blankets, and somehow, the stuff was set up so that there were 3 spots on the blanket where me, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash could sit. When we were about to sit down, me and Rainbow Dash both noticed that we would end up sitting literally right next to each other, which caused us both to hesitate. Since Fluttershy pestered the both of us into trying to be friendly towards each other, we both just shrugged that fact off and sat down like it was nothing. A squirrel walks up to me and Rainbow Dash, giving us sandwiches. They had meat on them, which is weird since I've never seen a pony eating meat before.

Rainbow Dash grabs a sandwich, takes a bite out of it, and looks at Fluttershy.

"You know we're not going to get along with each other, right Fluttershy?" I nod in agreement.

Fluttershy pets one of the bunnies, looking at us.

"Don't say that, Dashie. I know that both you and Trent can become great friends if you'd just give each other a chance!"

Rainbow Dash starts to pull out a Daring Do book and reads it while me and Fluttershy continue to eat. Fluttershy then lights up, grabbing me and Rainbow Dash.

"Oh, maybe Trent can go with you to the Daring Do convention next week!" Fluttershy continues with the tugging of Rainbow Dash. She proceeds to sigh after that.

"Alright, fine. Trent can come with me to the Da-Daring Do convention."

"Yay! That convention is going to be so much fun for the two of you!" Fluttershy grabs the two of us and we go back into town. First, we went to Rainbow Dash's house and dropped her off, then we arrived at Twilight's.

"Ok Trent, can you promise me you're going to try to have fun with Rainbow Dash at the convention?" Fluttershy moves up to my face.

"Alright, I'll do it." This is not going to be fun.

"Really?!" Fluttershy starts to fly around."Next week is going to be so much fun for the two of you!" Fluttershy then proceeds to fly away.

Well, plans for next week have already been made for me.

When I get home, I grab a random book and read it for hours.

***

"WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING??!!!!!!!"

I threw the book at the ground, and felt the urge to puke, but was able to fight it off. I just read some weird pony book about ponies having sex, and every scene with sex in it had contained a TON of details. It was gross, and there was no storyline in it anyway. It was just "Hello", then BAM! Sex scene. It was like that for the whole book. All 500 pages. And each sex scene was 69 pages long. Yes, I counted. Why the hell didn't I stop reading it?! I decided to look at the title of the book, wondering who the hell would write something like this. There was no author on the cover, but the name reminded me of something back when I was a human.

"50 shades of Hay" Seriously?! A book that sounds like a ponified version of that shitty 50 shades of Grey book?! This is just too fucking ridiculous for me to handle. Why would Twilight even have a book like this?! I hear the door open, and there she is, the purple pervert, and her purple and green slave.

"Hello Trent. Spike and I learned about some very interesting things during our trip to the Canterlot. We need to talk." Twilight starts to pour herself a cup of tea. She may think what she wants to talk about may be important, but she is not getting away with owning a book like this, so I'm going to get her to talk about this terrible book first.

"Before we talk, I need to ask you something. WHY DO YOU OWN THIS BOOK?!" I threw the copy of 50 shades of Hay at her face. She caught it with her magic and put it back in her shelf. She starts to laugh.

"I own every book in all of Equestria. Did you seriously think that I wouldn't have a book like this?" She stares at me with a poker face.

"But it's awful! No storyline! No interesting characters! And everything that happens in the book is stupid! The ponies just have sex the whole time, nothing else!" I slam my hooves onto the table. I just mentioned sex around a kid. Crap. Twilight sent Spike to an area where he wouldn't be able to hear us after that.

"I know, but I need to own every book! Now let's just skip to what I need to talk to you about and forget this ever happened!" Twilight put her tea down onto the table.

"Alright then, but this isn't over." I said, finally starting to calm down.

"When I talked to Celestia, she told me something very interesting after I told her about you." Twilight told a sip of her tea. "Over the past week, I started to see a strange aura emitting itself around you. I decided to ignore it at first when I noticed it, but it was growing stronger with each day. I started to look through some of the books I had to see if I was starting to suffer a sickness or anything like that, but the books had no information at all!" Twilight levitated a napkin to her face, wiping herself. "When I went to Canterlot and talked with Celestia about you and this strange aura, she explained everything to me. I didn't believe her at first, but then she started to show me things. She showed me something about this strange race, humans. They were two legged, and barely had any fur on them, except for their head. It was very interesting to watch." Twilight was blabbing nonsense when she could just skip to the point. I should interrupt her to speed this up.

"Your point being?" I ask her. She started to get a little irritated at how she didn't get to explain her whole story. She sighed, then looked at me.

"Celestia told me you were a human." Wait, what?! How could a talking pony know about humans when we have never heard of these kind of ponies?! And how did she know I was a human?!

"What?! How could she have known?!" I replied. She looked at me with shock and anger.

"YOU KNEW??!!! AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO TELL ME?! I'M THE SMART ONE, SO I WOULD'VE UNDERSTOOD!" Twilight started to slowly breath in and out after that.

"None of my race even knows about talking ponies! Why would I expect you to believe in something that doesn't know about your kind?!" I screamed, starting to turn red.Twilight prepares to make her horn glow, looking as if she is going to zap me or something like that. I breath in and out like she did earlier.

"Look, I don't even know how this happened. One moment, I'm a human, the next, I became the male version of Daring Do." I smack the table in frustration. I started to sigh, then opened my mouth to explain more to Twilight.

"Over the last few days, I've been having dreams of being a human again. Random things in public would bring me memories of when I was a human. And most of the time I've been here, I have been thinking about the topic of topic of whether or not I could return home." I start to sit down on the floor, finding that sitting was more comfortable.

"Honestly, I don't think I'll have a single chance to get back home." I start to look down, feeling depressed.

"I guess it would be better for me to just make the best of what I've got here instead of worrying about getting back to a place I could never return to. I'm sorry for all the crap I put everyone through." I immediately just grab a book and start reading, not looking at Twilight.

"I'm sorry for disturbing you, Trent. I didn't think someone like you would be holding in something as big as that. I'll leave you alone if you want me to." Twilight starts walking away from me, and I continue to read whatever the hell I pick up.

***

The day somehow quickly dispersed, and went to night in what felt like a matter of moments. After what had happened, I only talked with Twilight to give my portion of the money she was going to spend on groceries. I went to sleep earlier than usual today. Would it actually be possible for me to get home? I mean, it's possible for ponies to use teleportation, levitation, attack spells, age spells, and many more here, so why should I truly give up on that slight chance that I might be able to return home? I immediately fall asleep, having yet another dream about being a human again.

***

I was at school, running away from everyone, feeling as if I had been shunned by all of my peers. Everyone was making fun of me, from the children to the adults to even my old friends. There wasn't any explanation to what I did,so I was majorly confused. As I ran through the hallway, I could hear millions of insults being hurled my way.

"Faggot!"

"Loser!"

"No Life"

"Freak!"

It was all too much, having literally everyone turn against me. In the middle of the insults came a blue fog that blew over everything. Out of the fog came the same blue pony from yesterday. She was the same color, and had the same wings and horn like before. She started to approach me yet again.

"Your name is Trent. Am I correct?" I nodded in response. How did she know what my name was.

"I do not believe we have made proper introductions the last time we have talked. I am Luna, Princess of the night. It is my duty to make sure the ponies of Equestria can rest easily and with peace. That is why I am visiting you in your dreams. To help the ones who look like they might need my assistance. I also have the duty of raising the moon when the day is over." Luna starts to slowly walk around me.

"My dear sister, Celestia, has told me about you after Twilight came to Canterlot. It seems you really are who you say you are. I believe I should give an apology for doubting the truth." Luna starts looking down at me.

"Tell me, how did you become to be a pony if you were originally a human?" Luna asked. And that's where the problems occur.

"That's just it. I don't know how this happened. One moment, I'm a human, then the next moment, I become the male version of Daring Do." I told her. She starts to put her hoof to her chin. How is she still standing straight?

"Interesting. I do not believe this has ever happened before. There was an occasion when a human has arrived here, though he came as a human, and not a pony." Luna said, walking around me.

"There was another human here? But how? Where?" I protested her. If there is a human here, I wanna meet him, see how he went through all of this.

"He is gone. He was very destructive and caused a lot of chaos in Ponyville. My sister erased everypony's memories of him. Nopony has ever brought up the topic of humans ever since. Well, except for that Lyra pony who is obsessed with them, though she has not yet done anything that would cause harm, so it seems OK to not worry about her." Luna looks back to me.

"If there was another human in this world, does that mean it would be possible to send me back? There must be a way if the previous human was able to leave." I said. Luna put her head down after hearing that.

"Sadly, a way back to Earth is unknown to anypony here in Equestria. I do not even know how the last one disappeared. He just vanished out of thin air, as if he was hit by a teleportation spell." Luna starts to hold her hoof to her ear.

"I hear a disturbance in the night. I must go and help the other ponies in need of me, just like before. I am sorry that I could not help, Trent." Just like before, she vanishes into thin air. She said that the last human was able to get out of this world. Does that mean the same could happen to me? Another dream of bleak darkness occurs tonight.