Ethan Mars sits in his bed thinking about how bad his life is. He was born in to an upper middle class family that loves him very much. He has nice things, things that his parents buy him that he doesn't deserve, but he is very thankful. He makes good grades and has a scholarship to a prestigious collage and has extra money to use that his parents have saved over the years.
Ethan is 17 years old. He lives in San Diego. He has brown hair, green eyes, and is about 5' 11" tall. His favorite band is Linkin Park and his favorite movie is V for Vendetta. Ethan really likes to play video games. He has an Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, and a high end PC that his parents got him for Christmas which is what he mostly video games plays on. He plays a lot of League of Legends but he used to play World of Warcraft. He used to have a girlfriend, but she moved about six months ago.
Ethan is a brony, and has been one since a little before season 2 started. He found out about My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic from one of his friends from school. He has always dreamed of going to Equestria and meeting his favorite pony Pinkie Pie. Ethan really doesn't like spike though, he thinks he is annoying. He listens to a lot of brony music. He started reading fanfics about three months ago, and has really gotten into them. His favorite fanfic is Fallout: Equestria. He tried writing a fanfic once, but he wasn't very good at it so he gave up.
Ethan has recently started watching anime. Before he never watched anime because he was afraid his friends would think he was weird, but now that he was a brony he decided to give it a shot. So he watched Cowboy Bebop and Baka and Test, but that's all he's watched since then. His friend suggested that he watch Bleach, so he will start that next.
Ethan is pretty skinny, but not too skinny. He weighs about 120 pounds. He doesn't eat too often, but he likes a lot of food. Ethan's favorite food is shrimp. It's very hard for him to decide if he likes burritos more then shrimp, but he just says that his favorite is shrimp. He likes other food too, like pizza, macaroni and cheese, spaghetti, salad, hot dogs, corn on the cob, chicken, steak, sushi, nachos, hamburgers, and carrots. He doesn't like peanuts though, or avocado. Ethan likes cheese.
Ethan has about ten really close friends. His best friend Kyle, who Ethan has known since forth grade when he moved to San Diego from Chicago, is Mexican-American and 6'1". His favorite band is 311 and his favorite movie is Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2. Ethan met Kyle on the first day of forth grade and bonded over a conversation about Pokemon. They had both gotten Pokemon Fire Red, and when they started the game they both picked Charmander as their starter Pokemon. Ethan and Kyle have gotten in a couple of fights but they weren't to bad. Kyle's favorite color is orange. Kyle's favorite food is pineapple. Kyle likes wearing socks. Kyle likes to drink Mountain Dew. Kyle painted the walls of his bedroom blue when he was 15. Kyle is Catholic. Kyle really likes comedy movies, some of his favorie comedy movies are Little Miss Sunshine, the 40 Year Old Virgin, Ancorman: The Ledgend of Ron Burgandy, Dinner for Schmucks, Date Night, and Get Smart. Kyle likes horror video games and his favorite video game is Silent Hill 3. Kyle likes taking showers and has a slight problem with it because sometimes he will take five showers a day. His parents took away the shower head one time because of this. Kyle is trying to get his shower problem under control and is doing pretty well. Sam has always wanted to visit the country of Italy, he is very interested in Italy's rich history. Kyle has two newborn pet kittens named Charlie and Clair. He used to have a pet dog named Isaac, but it died when he was seven. Kyle likes cheese
Ethan really likes a girl named Sam. She is 5'8", has long wavy blond hair, and is white. Her favorite band is Kings of Leon and her favorite movie is Wedding Crashers. Ethan has liked her for about 4 months now and they are good friends, but Ethan is to shy to ask her out which is sad because that is the same thing with Sam. Sam is the one who showed My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic to Ethan. She learned about the show a little after the first season ended. The way she learned about the show was through a Youtube video that used My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic to recreate another Youtube video. Sam is nice. Sam likes video games. Her favorite video game is Mass Effect 2. Sam likes reading, her favorite book is Pride and Prejudice. Sam was diagnosed with a slight anxiety disorder that she is trying to keep control of with the aid of weekly therapy sessions. Sam likes going fishing. Sam was born in San Diego. Sam really likes going to the beach and learned how to surf at a young age. Sam can play the guitar and the clarinet. Sam's bedroom walls are colored light purple. Sam likes eating peaches. Sam collects bottle caps, she currently has over 500 bottle caps. Sam became interested in collecting bottle caps after she learned that her great great grandfather collected bottle caps. Sam likes cheese.
Ethan gets bored of sitting in his bed so he gets up and walks downstairs. He sees his mom and dad in the living room watching a movie the just rented from the Redbox at the local Publix grocery store. The movie they are watching is Red. Red has Bruce Willis in it, Ethan really likes Bruce Willis. His favorite Bruce Willis movie is Over the Hedge. Ethan saw Over the Hedge in the movie theater twice because he liked it so much.
Ethan walks into the kitchen and opens the refrigerator to get something to drink. He sees five bottles of water, milk, three cans of Dr. Pepper, and orange juice. Ethan decides to pour himself a glass of milk because he has a small pack of Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies his mom got from a coworker's daughter.
Ethan thinks he hears something in the room next to the kitchen so he decides to investigate. He walks over the the door, opens it, and looks around inside. He doesn't see anything so he goes back to the kitchen and grabs his glass of milk, walks upstairs to his bedroom, sit down at his computer desk and watches Youtube videos while he drinks his milk and eats the cookies.
Ethan gets tired of watching Youtube videos and decides to play a game he recently got for the Xbox. The game he got is DMC: Devil May Cry. He is about three chapters into the game and he really likes it. He plays for about an hour and a half and then he needs to use the restroom. He pauses the game and puts down the controller on the armrest of the chair he's sitting on. He opens the door to his room that he doesn't lock because his parents say that he is not allowed, walks through the door into the hallway, walks down the hallway towards the restroom, walks into the restroom, closes and locks the restroom door, picks up the seat of the toilet, unzips the zipper of his pants, pulls out his penis, aims it at the water in the toilet bowl, urinates, puts his penis back into his pants, zips the zipper back up, flushes the toilet, washes his hands, unlocks and opens the restroom door, walks out of the restroom, walks back down the hallway towards his bedroom, walks through the doorway of his bedroom, closes the door, sits down in his chair, picks up his controller, presses the start button on his black Xbox 360 controller, and resumes playing DMC: Devil May Cry.
Ethan is very tired so he decides to go to bed. When he starts to get in bed he sees a bright light and Princess Celestia from the T.V. show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is there! Ethan is so surprised. Celestia says "Hey Ethan I came to Earth to bring someone from Earth to Equestria from Earth. Do you want to go?" and Ethan says "Yes! I would love to go!" and then Celesita says "OK." and then Ethan sees a bright light all over and when the light fades away he's in Equestria! Ponies from Equestria don't breathe oxygen so Ethan suffocates and dies.
The End.
