One day, the Mane 6 (subtract one) are trying to figure out the best way to implement Alicorn Twilight into Season 3. However, all of a sudden, Trixie comes in and tells the Mane 6 this weird tale of Electric Salt and some other things. I dunno... I heard something about 838 bits...

Parody of The Ultimate Revenge by NocturneOfShadows (FanFiction(dot)Net here) and some other fiction, I dunno. Rated "T" because I always do, aside from one reference of "marehood" and rape. But I du- have no idea.